They got seduced by fucking flute music??? OMG THEY ARE DUMBASSES #Monsterdon

Why am I supposed to care about a fire being out?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

They have tree decorations but probably no trees.

#Monsterdon

She's a real cat Hitler. RAWR #Monsterdon

The audience doesn't care what happens to the men either

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Perhaps "spread out quickly!" wasn't the best idea #monsterdon

Oh, oh, that mournful "we have no men" sounds like foreshadowing.

#monsterdon

One of us! One of us! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ok, so there is this ancient civilization in the moon controlled by furious feminists that can infect your mind, until a spaceship of Sigmas arrives to fight them WTF is this??? The movie that Elon watched when he was a kid?

I have seen this movie before. Or an identical movie. Was this on MST3K? That "hey look a cave" was ridiculously familiar.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

"we have no men" ugh, me too sister. #Monsterdon

Why not just read us a book

#monsterdon

"We have no use for men"

Oooo, boy...1950s movie right here...

#Monsterdon

They have Spock eyebrows! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon no use for men. i could think of a couple

#Monsterdon
Ah, yes, the misogyny in the, uh, well calling it "subtext" seems a little understated.

Oh I'll show you their weak points

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Cat society fell apart after the discover on how to grow catnip.
#monsterdon

"it was too late" the script was already written and the actors already cast, the movie was going to be made whether it should be or not. #monsterdon

#monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
"Helen, how do you feel about ...cats?"

@ricci

AGAIN?!?! Last week's mummy was a vampire too! What the heck?!?!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Men are from Mars, cat-women from the Moon #Monsterdon

I will give this film $100 if they make shit like 40% more jellicle #Monsterdon

What on earth is that candle holder? It sort of looks like a rib cage?

#Monsterdon

Pay no attention to him, he's only the co-pilot.

#Monsterdon

@annathepiper That tone, too. :D

#monsterdon

@steggy @strangefour
Why would lunar aliens even know Engli... I'm overthinking this movie.
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

What is the message from the items on the wall behind them? Long civilization?

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

hey wait - is the moon the Heaviside Layer??

#monsterdon #CATS

"We have no use for men"

Obviously an Advanced Society #Monsterdon

I told you!!!
#monsterdon

"We have no use for MEN" #monsterdon

Cat Women smashing the patriarchy

We are Catwoman of the Moon, ask us anything #AMA

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Meteorite! On the meteor left now!
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

@moira so true #Monsterdon

"We have no use for men" RAOW! #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Bloviating White Guys On The Moon.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

The cats got Helen's tongue

in a way

#Monsterdon

We THOUGHT we were watching a movie about cat women, but NO, VAMPIRES

#monsterdon

"Ask anything"
"Can I get rid of my crew?" #Monsterdon

"We have no use for men!" PREACH IT SISTER

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

ONE OF US #monsterdon

@Taweret CATS taught us that all cats have a secret name, now we know that it's just a greek letter

#monsterdon

#monsterdon if an alien asks "May we serve you earth men?" remember that To Serve Man was a cookbook

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

The cat-women of the moon have lovely decorative collars on their black leotards. Also, fake eyelashes. But no whiskers. Dangit.

"It has been a long journey Helen, welcome to the moon." - me when I'm welcoming Helen to the moon after a long journey #Monsterdon

Helen has contacted Moon Cat Scratch Fever #Monsterdon

@jonny uh what? you know cats

#monsterdon

Her cigarettes were actually catnip #Monsterdon

Oh! Well I never! Was there ever a cat so clever as magical Miss Mistoffelees!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

OMG, the catwoman pulled the Obi Wan desincorporation trick? NEAT!
#monsterdon

Beta, sorry, I laughed at that
#monsterdon

The cat women costumes are a bit disappointing.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

Think these eyebrows will catch on?

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Yeah, you go in armed and invade their planet, and they try to take your gun. Can't imagine why.

#monsterdon They stole the space suits AND NOW the fire

@jeffron Pay attention, kid, this is your culture. Cat-ture. #Monsterdon

I too wish for the power to disappear when observed by crowds

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

there are a ton of actual cat powers that could have been useful there but i was unaware that cats can teleport #monsterdon

My god they’ve mastered the power of jump cuts #monsterdon

whoa, the spooky music vanished when the cat woman did. The music comes from the cat women!

#monsterdon #diegetic

#Monsterdon "spread out quickly!" *all get immediately attacked separately*

Complete with cloaking device! How about that. #Monsterdon

Look out, she has catlike editing tricks! #monsterdon

Sifting through the ashes: "Nothing has been lit here in centuries"
Next dude:
"look! there's a fire already to be list."
Clearly someone has been here in a century or two.
#monsterdon

This is like second wave feminism if it was really misogyny.

#Monsterdon

dimension door is a great spell for Cat women to have #monsterdon

Offscreen: OW!

A+ script writing

#monsterdon

Without cigarettes this movie wouldn’t progress #monsterdon

Okay, so Helen leads us onward, confident that there's something in this space cave, which makes the boy astronauts suspicious.

Eventually inside the cave they find a cavern with a built-in sky, with a sort of classical looking temple in the middle of it. Following adventure logic, they walk up to the temple and use the matches to light some idle braziers that had not been lit in thousands of years.

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

ooh teleporting cat women #monsterdon

Whoops, they're not cats, they're Romulans. #Monsterdon

this is like the opposite of the cats the musical movie where they are over the top with the cat costume. we are merely getting the essence of cat and it is not relaly working #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Well that ship probably has Radar... #Monsterdon

THEY FUCKING VANISHED #Monsterdon

Cat behavior confirmed, with the randomly pouncing on people

#Monsterdon

Is this movie sponsored by the tobacco industry? #Monsterdon

Maya, no! / Maya, YES!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Light a match to check for oxygen (nothing else burns nor explodes in the presence of an igniter).

If there's oxygen there's giant creatures that scare only women, and take 4 men and a gun to kill.

There's never any going back. Never!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#monsterdon is she in lesbians with the catwomen?

#Monsterdon GET EM GIRLS!

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

Helen had it in for Doug. She's fed him to the catwoman!

let's split up again, since that worked so well the last time

#monsterdon

I mean they invaded there city....
#monsterdon

Cat woman attack or is she mounting him?

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

Did I hear a cat bell tinkle?
#monsterdon

The men seem fucking clueless, I love it.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

@ricci She at least needs pointy, fuzzy ears.

#monsterdon

Black leotards? No discernible feline or animal traits? Just like a cat! #Monsterdon

"Helen! Helen! The Fire! Helen!"

These are terrible song lyrics.

#monsterdon

Helen? #monsterdon

Oh Helen, you are so mischievous!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I missed you, Kip. But I will reload and try again.

Is this a Fosse thing? #monsterdon

"She was just standing there watching" Busted, Helen #monsterdon

"What happened!?"

I think I've been slaked! #Monsterdon

"It's burning! That means oxygen!"

You literally set a cigarette on fire just a minute ago.

Did they write this in one draft?

#monsterdon

Such as small woman, tackling such a large tough guy

#monsterdon

@strangefour In space, no on can hear you yell

#Monsterdon