1950s dude don't get horny when someone calls you an "Earth Man" challenge

#monsterdon

wait

where'd they get that milk?

...aaaaaw maaaaaaaaaaaan #Monsterdon

#monsterdon There is always THAT guy at parties

The director of photography was shooting school classes the day before and made the actors line up in height order out of habit.
#monsterdon

@strangefour I knew you were going to say that

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

Careful with the the gun there Kip. You're gonna blow off your Kip bits. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

WHY IS DISCOUNT CARYL GRANT LOOKING LIKE HE IS HIDING A ERECTION BRO IS MIRRORING THE MALE AUDIENCE #Monsterdon

I brought my dinner with me - cigarettes!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Loving the anger Helen #monsterdon

I like these ladies #Monsterdon

@Crazypedia Pretty sure "reason" has nothing to do with anything happening here

#Monsterdon

Their generation is named Generation Alpha, after their leader #monsterdon

@srol I knew a David Davidson IRL once

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Mmm, cheese dip :3 #Monsterdon

everyone is being very cool with the cat women society is this a movie without conflict #monsterdon

honeydew sucks tho. trash melon

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai Bast joke?

#Monsterdon

"Most important of all: here is food"

*Definitely* cat behavior

#Monsterdon

lambda delta baker omeger

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Kip whips out catnip and a fuzzy ball and saves the day.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

@Sorl i feel this

#Monsterdon

uhh catwoman moon-buffet!
#monsterdon

Mostly moon-women serve pastries.

#Monsterdon

"I should care what happens to them, and yet somehow I don't give a shit." #monsterdon

"I should care--and yet I don't."
It's a whole mood.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon "This gun stays out" and I promised to my wife that this was not THAT kind of movie

Oh Cat-Women on the Moon was a Rifftrax. That explains my deja vu. All these joeks have happneed before. They will happen again.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

#Monsterdon I'm sorry, but they look more like Dollar Store Romulans than Cat Women.

"I should care what happens to them, but I don't"

You and me both, sister

#monsterdon

"This gun stays out until they produce the space suits" The revolver too. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@springdiesel @ricci its all vampires all the way down
#monsterdon

"This gun stays out"

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

“We have no use for men”
Case closed. #Monsterdon

"Show us their weak points, we'll take care of the rest"

That's my girl right there!

#Monsterdon

"Show us their weak points."

Well, basically it's boobs and butts.
#monsterdon

Aw, Helen probably just found a boutique in this mall #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

I don't care what happens to them either, Helen.

Say what you will about Kip, he knows how to make himself at home on a bench. #Monsterdon

They got seduced by fucking flute music??? OMG THEY ARE DUMBASSES #Monsterdon

Why am I supposed to care about a fire being out?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

They have tree decorations but probably no trees.

#Monsterdon

She's a real cat Hitler. RAWR #Monsterdon

The audience doesn't care what happens to the men either

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Perhaps "spread out quickly!" wasn't the best idea #monsterdon

Oh, oh, that mournful "we have no men" sounds like foreshadowing.

#monsterdon

One of us! One of us! #monsterdon

I have seen this movie before. Or an identical movie. Was this on MST3K? That "hey look a cave" was ridiculously familiar.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

#monsterdon Ok, so there is this ancient civilization in the moon controlled by furious feminists that can infect your mind, until a spaceship of Sigmas arrives to fight them WTF is this??? The movie that Elon watched when he was a kid?

"we have no men" ugh, me too sister. #Monsterdon

Why not just read us a book

#monsterdon

"We have no use for men"

Oooo, boy...1950s movie right here...

#Monsterdon

They have Spock eyebrows! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon no use for men. i could think of a couple

#Monsterdon
Ah, yes, the misogyny in the, uh, well calling it "subtext" seems a little understated.

Oh I'll show you their weak points

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Cat society fell apart after the discover on how to grow catnip.
#monsterdon

"it was too late" the script was already written and the actors already cast, the movie was going to be made whether it should be or not. #monsterdon

#monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
"Helen, how do you feel about ...cats?"

@ricci

AGAIN?!?! Last week's mummy was a vampire too! What the heck?!?!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

I will give this film $100 if they make shit like 40% more jellicle #Monsterdon

Men are from Mars, cat-women from the Moon #Monsterdon

What on earth is that candle holder? It sort of looks like a rib cage?

#Monsterdon

Pay no attention to him, he's only the co-pilot.

#Monsterdon

@annathepiper That tone, too. :D

#monsterdon

@steggy @strangefour
Why would lunar aliens even know Engli... I'm overthinking this movie.
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

What is the message from the items on the wall behind them? Long civilization?

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

hey wait - is the moon the Heaviside Layer??

#monsterdon #CATS

"We have no use for men"

Obviously an Advanced Society #Monsterdon

I told you!!!
#monsterdon

"We have no use for MEN" #monsterdon

Cat Women smashing the patriarchy

We are Catwoman of the Moon, ask us anything #AMA

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Meteorite! On the meteor left now!
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

@moira so true #Monsterdon

"We have no use for men" RAOW! #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Bloviating White Guys On The Moon.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

The cats got Helen's tongue

in a way

#Monsterdon

We THOUGHT we were watching a movie about cat women, but NO, VAMPIRES

#monsterdon

"Ask anything"
"Can I get rid of my crew?" #Monsterdon

"We have no use for men!" PREACH IT SISTER

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

ONE OF US #monsterdon

@Taweret CATS taught us that all cats have a secret name, now we know that it's just a greek letter

#monsterdon

#monsterdon if an alien asks "May we serve you earth men?" remember that To Serve Man was a cookbook

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

The cat-women of the moon have lovely decorative collars on their black leotards. Also, fake eyelashes. But no whiskers. Dangit.

"It has been a long journey Helen, welcome to the moon." - me when I'm welcoming Helen to the moon after a long journey #Monsterdon

Helen has contacted Moon Cat Scratch Fever #Monsterdon

@jonny uh what? you know cats

#monsterdon

Her cigarettes were actually catnip #Monsterdon

Oh! Well I never! Was there ever a cat so clever as magical Miss Mistoffelees!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

OMG, the catwoman pulled the Obi Wan desincorporation trick? NEAT!
#monsterdon

Beta, sorry, I laughed at that
#monsterdon

The cat women costumes are a bit disappointing.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

Think these eyebrows will catch on?

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Yeah, you go in armed and invade their planet, and they try to take your gun. Can't imagine why.

#monsterdon They stole the space suits AND NOW the fire

@jeffron Pay attention, kid, this is your culture. Cat-ture. #Monsterdon

I too wish for the power to disappear when observed by crowds

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

there are a ton of actual cat powers that could have been useful there but i was unaware that cats can teleport #monsterdon

My god they’ve mastered the power of jump cuts #monsterdon

whoa, the spooky music vanished when the cat woman did. The music comes from the cat women!

#monsterdon #diegetic