#monsterdon I think Helen is a good exercise on how the manosphere thinks women are and behave

What happened to the echo?

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This woman is disappointingly un catlike

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Too much peril! #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon YEAH! TEAR HIS HEART OUT!

I'm being followed by a moon spider
moon spider moon spider
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Helen's like, "Ooo, *finally* some action on the moon." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay, I think I see what's going on here, the screenwriter was going through a really nasty divorce.

OOOO SHE IS A CATWOMAN AGENT #Monsterdon

EYEBROWS ON FLEEK

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Somebody stole our suits, no, no they didn't no one would wear those you idiots. #Monsterdon

everybody split up!!!!! in the cat-woman moon temple!!!!! #monsterdon

CAT WOMEN SLEEPER AGENTS OF THE MOON!

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We know they're smart because they chose a Greco-Roman interior design motif

That woman has Moonkey pox now #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon HA! called chekhob's cigarettes

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I still feel sorry for that spider.
It was just being friendly, and they go and kill it.

These are people are obnoxious tourists.

Why is he playing with the cat sand 🥴
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"...look, it's ready for lighting!"
"I think that's cat litter, Stan."

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Show them Helen! #monsterdon

What do they look like? They look like Helen. Weird, huh? #monsterdon

...Chief, I'm gonna give you some free advice.

If you wander into a place where a cat lives

DO NOT start plunging hands into containers of loose sand, okay? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow Helen, really good

Moral of the movie: when women know things, it's suspicious

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"Oh yeah, there's a palace on the Moon now.....whatevers...."

Starts setting fire to things in the Moon Palace for warmth

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Yes we can tell how many hundreds of years it's been since a fireplace has been used by its temperature

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BANG!

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Helen, you need to fess up #monsterdon

checkers floor? Really?
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Helen is overcome because she didn't take off her damn boots #monsterdon

Okay the second one was being proactive. I mean, seriously, they just walked up and slaughtered the other one.

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WOT

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well light it. go ahead, do it. #monsterdon

@SnoopJ they gotta be rare to be worth much though

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Very symbolic ... the flames extinguished

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#Monsterdon No way was I trying to karate chop a giant spider on the moon. Them MFers in the 50s were just built different. 🫡

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Moon city

The rare #monsterdon Bechdel pass

This is like Persona if it were about cat women on the moon.

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"It took a very high form of intelligence to build a place like this...."

<giant ball of yarn rolls across horizon>

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#monsterdon Is that cat sand???

Bangkok oriental city. But the city don't know what the city is getting. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

A stage light, upside down and filled with sand. This must mean something!

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Cat women built the pyramids, wake up sheeple!!
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Is Helen a Cat-woman sleeper agent?
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an extinct civilisation because the ashes are cold

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#Monsterdon I think that Spider was for sale down at the Spirit of Halloween a few weeks ago.

"There it is."
"You said that like you knew it was there all the time."
Excuse me? Sorry, next time I'll Shatner it up a bit for you. #Monsterdon

Aw, man, that spider was just being there, looking cute.

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@wohali And clearly exactly the right concentration of oxygen to support human life

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#monsterdon "And if you order us to separate and go search for Helen," /tucks revolver in pants pointing directly at manjunk "We will."

so it's ROMAN catwomen on the moon now. i give up. #monsterdon

this must be where the cat women play human chess during their renfest

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it was such a bullshit call to make them take off their entire suits, now they are just a bunch of khaki guys. the production team saw that costumes was too powerful and was doing too good and needed to knock them down a peg or something #monsterdon

The BOWELS of the moon? Eew. #Monsterdon

I've seen more convincing spiders on local lawns here around Halloween #monsterdon

Oof, I must have eaten something that disagreed with me, my moon bowels are upset.

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@SnoopJ sponsored by lubricant!

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That's right, Helen, smash the Patriarchy!

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I guess your theory that leaving the ship alone would be OK because nobody's gonna take it doesn't sound so smart now, Laird, does it?

Whaddaya mean the "bowels of the moon"? They're still on the surface. The mat painting has a sky. #monsterdon

@Crazypedia You're not my real dad! #Monsterdon

Rear end stuff in the bowels of the moon, lodged in our back side....

😏

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"...bowels of the Moon"
"Band name!"

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Helen's scream game is on point though

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I'm gonna be a bitch about this. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon HA?

"There it is."

Yeah, we're all looking at it already. Were you talking to the camera guy?

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THE BOWELS OF THE MOON

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Tired: Hallow earth
Wired: Hallow moon
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oh god not people-scale chess I hate that, it's such a cliche

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These moon cats seem to be Jellicle ones

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moon city!

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woooooow you mean leaving the space suits behind

was a BAD idea?

whooooa, who could POSSIBLY have GUESSED

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Not enough babies being named Laird these days #monsterdon

Moon City!

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You're not my commander!

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Who would've thought abandoning our space suits in a cave on the moon would come back to bite us in the ass #Monsterdon

I was hoping the Cat Women might be more like M'Ress

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@Lazarou i hope helen becomes a cat woman #Monsterdon

A natural decompression chamber? How would that even work?

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moon clouds over moon base alpha

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@apLundell

Yeah, it's "dark" as in "unknown", not "dark" as in "unlit".

This idiot error has NOT gone away -- same mistake in "Ad Astra" (2019).

It's more forgivable in 1953.

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Helen: I always scream when I miss you.

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@tuckerm @cbleslie Startup opportunity!

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Helen's a terrible liar, and her crewmates are terrible lie detectors #monsterdon

@jonny all women share one mind

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"he's just afraid" ????? as opposed to you who just got so terrified of spiders that she had to have a lie down???? i????
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#monsterdon there was a whole ST:TOS episode about this right? As well as like a half season of MST3K?

Hope they soon start to dance and sing "Macavity"
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ah, the seduction has commenced

#Monsterdon It’s air alright! It smells like overused litter boxes! Helen!!!!

#monsterdon stage crew get out of the shot!!

Watch out, it's someone in leggings!

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I'm assuming that Helen is a cat woman of the Moon, in light of her mysterious Moon knowledge. Perhaps under hypnosis

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🎶 We're spiders on the moon
We sing a whaling tune... 🎶

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"It stands to reason the air isn't stuffy so there must be an opening nearby"

Are you sure "reason" has any place in any of this

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I assume the set is from some Cleopatra movie they were filming that had a budget.

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Helen screams a lot #Monsterdon

yes, whenever I miss somebody I let out a bloodcurdling scream #monsterdon