#Monsterdon "spread out quickly!" *all get immediately attacked separately*

Complete with cloaking device! How about that. #Monsterdon

Look out, she has catlike editing tricks! #monsterdon

Sifting through the ashes: "Nothing has been lit here in centuries"
Next dude:
"look! there's a fire already to be list."
Clearly someone has been here in a century or two.
#monsterdon

dimension door is a great spell for Cat women to have #monsterdon

This is like second wave feminism if it was really misogyny.

#Monsterdon

Offscreen: OW!

A+ script writing

#monsterdon

Without cigarettes this movie wouldn’t progress #monsterdon

ooh teleporting cat women #monsterdon

Whoops, they're not cats, they're Romulans. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Well that ship probably has Radar... #Monsterdon

this is like the opposite of the cats the musical movie where they are over the top with the cat costume. we are merely getting the essence of cat and it is not relaly working #monsterdon

THEY FUCKING VANISHED #Monsterdon

Is this movie sponsored by the tobacco industry? #Monsterdon

Maya, no! / Maya, YES!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Light a match to check for oxygen (nothing else burns nor explodes in the presence of an igniter).

If there's oxygen there's giant creatures that scare only women, and take 4 men and a gun to kill.

There's never any going back. Never!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#monsterdon is she in lesbians with the catwomen?

#Monsterdon GET EM GIRLS!

let's split up again, since that worked so well the last time

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

Helen had it in for Doug. She's fed him to the catwoman!

I mean they invaded there city....
#monsterdon

Cat woman attack or is she mounting him?

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

Did I hear a cat bell tinkle?
#monsterdon

The men seem fucking clueless, I love it.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

@ricci She at least needs pointy, fuzzy ears.

#monsterdon

Black leotards? No discernible feline or animal traits? Just like a cat! #Monsterdon

"Helen! Helen! The Fire! Helen!"

These are terrible song lyrics.

#monsterdon

Helen? #monsterdon

Oh Helen, you are so mischievous!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I missed you, Kip. But I will reload and try again.

Is this a Fosse thing? #monsterdon

"She was just standing there watching" Busted, Helen #monsterdon

"What happened!?"

I think I've been slaked! #Monsterdon

@strangefour In space, no on can hear you yell

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I think Helen is a good exercise on how the manosphere thinks women are and behave

What happened to the echo?

#Monsterdon

This woman is disappointingly un catlike

#monsterdon

Too much peril! #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon YEAH! TEAR HIS HEART OUT!

I'm being followed by a moon spider
moon spider moon spider
#monsterdon

Helen's like, "Ooo, *finally* some action on the moon." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay, I think I see what's going on here, the screenwriter was going through a really nasty divorce.

OOOO SHE IS A CATWOMAN AGENT #Monsterdon

EYEBROWS ON FLEEK

#monsterdon

Somebody stole our suits, no, no they didn't no one would wear those you idiots. #Monsterdon

everybody split up!!!!! in the cat-woman moon temple!!!!! #monsterdon

CAT WOMEN SLEEPER AGENTS OF THE MOON!

#monsterdon

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We know they're smart because they chose a Greco-Roman interior design motif

That woman has Moonkey pox now #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon HA! called chekhob's cigarettes

#Monsterdon
I still feel sorry for that spider.
It was just being friendly, and they go and kill it.

These are people are obnoxious tourists.

Why is he playing with the cat sand 🥴
#monsterdon

Show them Helen! #monsterdon

What do they look like? They look like Helen. Weird, huh? #monsterdon

...Chief, I'm gonna give you some free advice.

If you wander into a place where a cat lives

DO NOT start plunging hands into containers of loose sand, okay? #Monsterdon

Moral of the movie: when women know things, it's suspicious

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow Helen, really good

Yes we can tell how many hundreds of years it's been since a fireplace has been used by its temperature

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

BANG!

#monsterdon

Helen, you need to fess up #monsterdon

checkers floor? Really?
#monsterdon

Helen is overcome because she didn't take off her damn boots #monsterdon

Okay the second one was being proactive. I mean, seriously, they just walked up and slaughtered the other one.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

WOT

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

well light it. go ahead, do it. #monsterdon

@SnoopJ they gotta be rare to be worth much though

#monsterdon

Very symbolic ... the flames extinguished

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Moon city

The rare #monsterdon Bechdel pass

This is like Persona if it were about cat women on the moon.

#monsterdon

"It took a very high form of intelligence to build a place like this...."

<giant ball of yarn rolls across horizon>

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Is that cat sand???

Bangkok oriental city. But the city don't know what the city is getting. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

A stage light, upside down and filled with sand. This must mean something!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Is Helen a Cat-woman sleeper agent?
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

Cat women built the pyramids, wake up sheeple!!
#monsterdon

an extinct civilisation because the ashes are cold

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

#Monsterdon I think that Spider was for sale down at the Spirit of Halloween a few weeks ago.

"There it is."
"You said that like you knew it was there all the time."
Excuse me? Sorry, next time I'll Shatner it up a bit for you. #Monsterdon

Aw, man, that spider was just being there, looking cute.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@wohali And clearly exactly the right concentration of oxygen to support human life

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "And if you order us to separate and go search for Helen," /tucks revolver in pants pointing directly at manjunk "We will."

this must be where the cat women play human chess during their renfest

#monsterdon

so it's ROMAN catwomen on the moon now. i give up. #monsterdon

it was such a bullshit call to make them take off their entire suits, now they are just a bunch of khaki guys. the production team saw that costumes was too powerful and was doing too good and needed to knock them down a peg or something #monsterdon

The BOWELS of the moon? Eew. #Monsterdon

I've seen more convincing spiders on local lawns here around Halloween #monsterdon

Oof, I must have eaten something that disagreed with me, my moon bowels are upset.

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ sponsored by lubricant!

#monsterdon

That's right, Helen, smash the Patriarchy!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

I guess your theory that leaving the ship alone would be OK because nobody's gonna take it doesn't sound so smart now, Laird, does it?

Whaddaya mean the "bowels of the moon"? They're still on the surface. The mat painting has a sky. #monsterdon

@Crazypedia You're not my real dad! #Monsterdon

Rear end stuff in the bowels of the moon, lodged in our back side....

😏

#monsterdon

"...bowels of the Moon"
"Band name!"

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Helen's scream game is on point though

#Monsterdon

I'm gonna be a bitch about this. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon HA?

"There it is."

Yeah, we're all looking at it already. Were you talking to the camera guy?

#Monsterdon

THE BOWELS OF THE MOON

#Monsterdon