Tired: Hallow earth
Wired: Hallow moon
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oh god not people-scale chess I hate that, it's such a cliche

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These moon cats seem to be Jellicle ones

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moon city!

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woooooow you mean leaving the space suits behind

was a BAD idea?

whooooa, who could POSSIBLY have GUESSED

>:( #Monsterdon

Not enough babies being named Laird these days #monsterdon

Moon City!

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You're not my commander!

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Who would've thought abandoning our space suits in a cave on the moon would come back to bite us in the ass #Monsterdon

I was hoping the Cat Women might be more like M'Ress

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@Lazarou i hope helen becomes a cat woman #Monsterdon

A natural decompression chamber? How would that even work?

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moon clouds over moon base alpha

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@apLundell

Yeah, it's "dark" as in "unknown", not "dark" as in "unlit".

This idiot error has NOT gone away -- same mistake in "Ad Astra" (2019).

It's more forgivable in 1953.

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Helen: I always scream when I miss you.

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@tuckerm @cbleslie Startup opportunity!

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Helen's a terrible liar, and her crewmates are terrible lie detectors #monsterdon

@jonny all women share one mind

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"he's just afraid" ????? as opposed to you who just got so terrified of spiders that she had to have a lie down???? i????
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#monsterdon there was a whole ST:TOS episode about this right? As well as like a half season of MST3K?

Hope they soon start to dance and sing "Macavity"
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ah, the seduction has commenced

#Monsterdon It’s air alright! It smells like overused litter boxes! Helen!!!!

#monsterdon stage crew get out of the shot!!

Watch out, it's someone in leggings!

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I'm assuming that Helen is a cat woman of the Moon, in light of her mysterious Moon knowledge. Perhaps under hypnosis

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🎶 We're spiders on the moon
We sing a whaling tune... 🎶

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"It stands to reason the air isn't stuffy so there must be an opening nearby"

Are you sure "reason" has any place in any of this

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I assume the set is from some Cleopatra movie they were filming that had a budget.

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yes, whenever I miss somebody I let out a bloodcurdling scream #monsterdon

Is that a gymnast or a mime? #Monsterdon

OMG you can see the spider’s wires!!! This is so good!!!! #Monsterdon

That’s right folks, after this performance, the actor playing Helen’s dream of being nominated for an academy award was dashed. #tooscreamy

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ANIMALA!?

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@jonny We got bonus giant spiders to make up for it, though! #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon And here's one of those cat-women oh she ran away.

*skips ahead a little past space panic into steam in space*
Is the space boiler about to explode?
Is this the space ship from It! The Terror from Beyond Space?
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ALL TIME BEST SPIDER OF #monsterdon

First Cat-Woman contact!

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Also great how the fuzzy fuzzy moon spider just drops with her thorax on the person's noggin, no trying to bite or scratch or anything. Just snuggle.

you've heard of the black spot, this is the white spot. it means you're about to turn into a catwoman. #monsterdon

I've seen those spiders before. Apparently there is gravity, an atmosphere, AND a Spirit Halloween on the moon.

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sample-worthy screams #Monsterdon

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🎵 Could you believe,
There was a spider on the Moon
Spider on the moon 🎵

moon spiders are to cat women as bats are to aztec mummies? #Monsterdon

Aaaah HR department! She's touching me in a weird place!

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WAHOO FIRST CATWOMAN #Monsterdon

Oh lord. It's Peter Pan. #Monsterdon

CALLED IT. MAKE OUT WITH THE SPIDER NOW. #Monsterdon

well, we have spiders, soon catwomen and them the rest of Batman enemies!
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"Doug, take this" I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS no, no I mean... nevermind, I'll carry it. #Monsterdon

@diazona You're welcome!

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NASA: "Is there any life on the moon?"
Astronauts: "Well, there WAS. We shot it."
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Sure, moon spiders #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The crappiest giant spiders I ever saw!

Yay! We have ✅ Wire Work 🎬 #Monsterdon

I'm pleasantly surprised, given that they aren't showing zero gee.

We get TWO giant spiders!
This is awesome.

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we do not yet however have moon whales

moon whales are apparently one step too far

unless we DO have moon whales

in which case fucking off into the sea is GO

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I love how they just leave Helen sitting there, reliving her memories

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If if smells fine, it is safe! 🙄 #Monsterdon

@jonny going to plant them along with the 'murican flag and their LAPD cop sign

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Sure glad someone thought to bring a gun on this explatory moon mission. The second moon spider was a nice touch

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Moon-mites!? That's a trip to the space-vet.

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Was there air outside for the cigarette too? #monsterdon

The magnetic field on the dark side could exhibit a special pull.

I know we all saw that post about the gravity weirdness in the Indian Ocean earlier, but this is really straining the bounds of credibility.

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lol, the spiders

#Monsterdon spiders are the natural enemy of the cat-woman

Spiders of the Moon!

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@moira and now that frickin' song is going to be stuck in my head

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#Monsterdon The #SuddenStringSection has been spotted. Along with the Trombonist.

@Louisa i'm being followed by a moon spider
moon spider
moon spider 🎵

#CatStevens #monsterdon

@shig they'll never try fire! #StillBitter #Monsterdon

Mysterious shadow! #Monsterdon

We have moon spider. Must be hard to respire as a spider that size with an insufficient surface area to volume ratio.

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spiders eat bugs and moquitoes people, they are a good. Don't kill them!
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#monsterdon that's the cutest fake spider I have EVER seen in a movie

It's a good thing they brought their guns to the moon I guess #Monsterdon

@moira lol well it wasn't hard to see this coming

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Spider: "I... just wanted... to say hi..."

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ladies scream

that's just what they do

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#monsterdon I SAW THE THREAD

I'm rooting for the spiders

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spiders now huh. i thought this was catwomen on the moon. #monsterdon

they brought GUNS to the MOON? #monsterdon

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Fuzzy fuzzy moon spider don't stab him poor spidey!

SPOODER REVENGE #Monsterdon

Spider teef

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@Taweret patches is looking through the side of his habitat very approvingly at the inclusion of moon spiders

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Moonspider...she's the one with a lunar touch...

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Time to practice our recorders, kids! #monsterdon

OK, we know they're American now - they brought a gun along. In their spacesuit.

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LOLSPIDER #Monsterdon

Sure, guns, why not. Poor Spider, wait more spiders!!
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anyone keeping track of the moon-moneymaking schemes they've thought up? #Monsterdon

GOD how dumb

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#Monsterdon shelob!

Uhhhhhhh those are NOT cats fuck
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A tarantula!!!! #Monsterdon

BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT! #monsterdon

SPIDER!!!

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Oh boy the rare and endangered Moon spider

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