#Monsterdon
Oh man. That spider was kind of cute, actually.

leave the spiders alone!!

#monsterdon

Helen's definitely going to have PTSD after this

#Monsterdon

Where’s ziggy stardust when you need him #monsterdon

@Louisa He is our hero!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Oh wow that is a puppet all right!

But neither cat nor woman.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"And where there's life, there's death."

Bit of a buzzkill, mate.

#monsterdon

same spider is used in the remake, Missile to the Moon (1958) #Monsterdon

finally a monster #monsterdon

What's to scream about, it's a marionette? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "I'm all for love and feiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

This is the best thing ever #monsterdon

@blogdiva Recycling! #monsterdon

SPIDER!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

He's just got a gun. The astronauts in that other flick had grenades and a bazooka. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Kip: "Live, laugh, die"

#monsterdon

Moonrantula! #monsterdon

Marionette spider OF DOOM!

#monsterdon

And after running around in a hot helmet, her hair is perfect.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Unicorn spider!! #monsterdon

They're grinning again....

#monsterdon

Oxygen brings death? #Monsterdon

I stand corrected. Cannot math.

Five minutes behind.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@RufusJCooter @Crazypedia kip got space madness #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "maybe we can bottle this stuff for sale!" ah, the capitalist impulse of resource extraction

yeah leave the suits there

won't need those anymore

ON THE MOOOOOOON

>:( #Monsterdon

#monsterdon what is up with the ultra capitalist just coming up with quick money schemes the whole time omg

Kip loads his revolver. Because he worries.

#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

SPOODER FRIEN!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

oh yeah, leave your suits there, no problem there, perfectly safe. (these f-ing """""scientists""""") #monsterdon

i was 100% convinced he was going to say "where there's oxygen there's life, and where there's life there's... dames" #monsterdon

What, they are even taking off their whole suits? This is absolutely NOT bu the book man!
#monsterdon

I'm a man, men kill. Women have cigarettes and feelings #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

did we just see our first moon catwoman shadow???

Kevin Brown tried to get Office 9's code name to be "Moist"

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

@Crazypedia Space madness! #Monsterdon

Moon Mists, for chronic (?) and asthma.

This was before the FDA, wasn't it?

#Monsterdon

I feel a game of cat women on the moon strip poker coming on.
#monsterdon

"There must be an opening nearbly" :ms_eyes: #Monsterdon

How did the USA win the space race???

#Monsterdon

stalagmites / stalactites in the Moon! #Monsterdon

@SRLevine I mean this is a sign you're doing #Monsterdon right

At least they're not all yelling anymore. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Blah blah blah, gravitation, atmosphere and er oxygen and stuff!

#monsterdon

Gotta touch up make up fight after coming out of gravity induced stasis. Priorities.
"I have the strangest feeling as if this has all happened before."
Even the movie has my deja vu!
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

This Bad Science Talk is something else I can't even #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

"Moisture!"

Why are they all yelling?

...I really want PT Barnum there to get it in the neck. #Monsterdon

That guy is the Ron Popeil of the Moon. #Monsterdon

@SRLevine Probably buried by the lost Moon Rockets 1-3

#Monsterdon

@Taweret yeah but it's hard to walk so it must be breathable

#monsterdon

Oxygen... and warm. Interesting...

#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

My home instance just died.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

hey, 26 minutes, i think we've got a catwoman (or at least the shadow of one). #monsterdon

#monsterdon At least they didn't have flatearthers back then. That match ignites and they would be watching for the Hollywood locations

It's air, alright! And it's *cherry* flavored!

#monsterdon

you know, any oxygen and the right amount of oxygen for a human to breathe are not the same thing

#monsterdon

MAN like you gotta MEASURE stuff like "whether there is oxygen" or at least TEST IT OUT in a way that doesn't involve everyone immediately dying #monsterdon

Testing for atmosphere by taking your helmet off ... "It's air, all right!"

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

This guy should have been an Amway salesman. Not an astronaut. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

aaaand another hustle, this time bottled moon air

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

#Monsterdon
The echoey voices in the spacesuits are kind of weird.

When you're on a radio loop like that, there's no echo. It sounds like people are talking right in your ear.

They sound like they're in a parking garage.

Oh, no problem, it turns out there's actually breathable air.

Of course, of course...

"There is NO WAY we are hallucinating an atmosphere!"

#Monsterdon

@aburka Said with a yell so that the astronaut at the top of the ladder could hear better haha #Monsterdon

It's air... but it smells like my uncle's barn, why is that...

#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

How many flammable objects did these morons bring?

#monsterdon

meteorite: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At least somebody's having fun

#Monsterdon

ok, someone will test it is breatheable bu taking off the helmet
#monsterdon

Even I know that atmosphere means gravity! :blobfoxsciencewoozy:

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"...go get me a beer"
"Sorry, I can't. There's too much atmosphere."

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Yeah, we'll kill ourselves one by one! #Monsterdon

C.A.T. : Cigarette Addicted Taskforce in space. The real danger was big tobacco all along. #Monsterdon

This is so stupid I really can't even do bits #Monsterdon

So, wait, why did the cigarette burn...
#monsterdon

"How can there be water without atmosphere" I dunno Chet that cigarette certainly burned without atmosphere either somehow. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

yeah, one at a time, no need to all die at once. #monsterdon

OMG. @steggy nearly spat her drink all over her laptop at that line:
"It's just as I dreamed it... or DID I...?"
#monsterdon

It's BURNING! Just like the CIGARETTE where there WAS no oxygen!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Boots stop being heavy when you go outside, y'know. Gravity is like sunlight. You gotta open a window. #monsterdon

Pretty sure this is exactly how sound works on the moon. #Monsterdon

"moister"?

#monsterdon

Helen, you tell them.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

The movie is only 64 minutes because the studio made them cut a subplot where Helen's cycle syncs up with the cat womens' #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

Love all the stalagmites on the moon

7-ad break. Gonna be nine minutes behind.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

I am so digging the music in this movie.

#monsterdon

hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut

#Monsterdon

I want them to be trapped in a time loop so badly.... and I know it won't be that clever

#monsterdon

These boots were made for walkin'

And that's just what they'll do

One of these days these clearly-heavy-for-Helen boots will walk all over the moon

#monsterdon

#monsterdon as someone who grew up in a town with a complex cave system, do not just go in a cave a beautiful woman tells you to go in

#Monsterdon Miss Salinger can guess that’s not gonna go fetch us coffee. That bitch.

This is the perfect moment for a song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory discussing why what they're doing is wrong.

#Monsterdon

I am also all for love and friendship but I worry.

#Monsterdon

No, we go this way!

Hey, who put her in charge?

#monsterdon

No this isn't a dream, this is a movie, check your oxygen levels you're hallucinating

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#monsterdon It's called LSD folks. But we'll follow along with your "intuition theory"

We do it by the book, except for moon hikes, which we do by the dream. #monsterdon

I'm also expecting Joel, Tom Servo and Crow to show up any minute. #monsterdon

Take a cat nap Helen

#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

Helen, tell me more about your dream.... #Monsterdon