Kip loads his revolver. Because he worries.

#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

oh yeah, leave your suits there, no problem there, perfectly safe. (these f-ing """""scientists""""") #monsterdon

SPOODER FRIEN!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

What, they are even taking off their whole suits? This is absolutely NOT bu the book man!
#monsterdon

i was 100% convinced he was going to say "where there's oxygen there's life, and where there's life there's... dames" #monsterdon

I'm a man, men kill. Women have cigarettes and feelings #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

did we just see our first moon catwoman shadow???

Kevin Brown tried to get Office 9's code name to be "Moist"

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

@Crazypedia Space madness! #Monsterdon

Moon Mists, for chronic (?) and asthma.

This was before the FDA, wasn't it?

#Monsterdon

I feel a game of cat women on the moon strip poker coming on.
#monsterdon

"There must be an opening nearbly" :ms_eyes: #Monsterdon

How did the USA win the space race???

#Monsterdon

stalagmites / stalactites in the Moon! #Monsterdon

@SRLevine I mean this is a sign you're doing #Monsterdon right

At least they're not all yelling anymore. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Blah blah blah, gravitation, atmosphere and er oxygen and stuff!

#monsterdon

Gotta touch up make up fight after coming out of gravity induced stasis. Priorities.
"I have the strangest feeling as if this has all happened before."
Even the movie has my deja vu!
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

that cave looks very Ray Harrihausenesque

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

This Bad Science Talk is something else I can't even #Monsterdon

That guy is the Ron Popeil of the Moon. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

"Moisture!"

Why are they all yelling?

...I really want PT Barnum there to get it in the neck. #Monsterdon

@SRLevine Probably buried by the lost Moon Rockets 1-3

#Monsterdon

@Taweret yeah but it's hard to walk so it must be breathable

#monsterdon

Oxygen... and warm. Interesting...

#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

My home instance just died.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

hey, 26 minutes, i think we've got a catwoman (or at least the shadow of one). #monsterdon

#monsterdon At least they didn't have flatearthers back then. That match ignites and they would be watching for the Hollywood locations

It's air, alright! And it's *cherry* flavored!

#monsterdon

you know, any oxygen and the right amount of oxygen for a human to breathe are not the same thing

#monsterdon

MAN like you gotta MEASURE stuff like "whether there is oxygen" or at least TEST IT OUT in a way that doesn't involve everyone immediately dying #monsterdon

This guy should have been an Amway salesman. Not an astronaut. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Testing for atmosphere by taking your helmet off ... "It's air, all right!"

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon
The echoey voices in the spacesuits are kind of weird.

When you're on a radio loop like that, there's no echo. It sounds like people are talking right in your ear.

They sound like they're in a parking garage.

Oh, no problem, it turns out there's actually breathable air.

Of course, of course...

aaaand another hustle, this time bottled moon air

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

"There is NO WAY we are hallucinating an atmosphere!"

#Monsterdon

@aburka Said with a yell so that the astronaut at the top of the ladder could hear better haha #Monsterdon

It's air... but it smells like my uncle's barn, why is that...

#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

How many flammable objects did these morons bring?

#monsterdon

meteorite: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At least somebody's having fun

#Monsterdon

ok, someone will test it is breatheable bu taking off the helmet
#monsterdon

Even I know that atmosphere means gravity! :blobfoxsciencewoozy:

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"...go get me a beer"
"Sorry, I can't. There's too much atmosphere."

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Yeah, we'll kill ourselves one by one! #Monsterdon

C.A.T. : Cigarette Addicted Taskforce in space. The real danger was big tobacco all along. #Monsterdon

This is so stupid I really can't even do bits #Monsterdon

"How can there be water without atmosphere" I dunno Chet that cigarette certainly burned without atmosphere either somehow. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

So, wait, why did the cigarette burn...
#monsterdon

yeah, one at a time, no need to all die at once. #monsterdon

OMG. @steggy nearly spat her drink all over her laptop at that line:
"It's just as I dreamed it... or DID I...?"
#monsterdon

It's BURNING! Just like the CIGARETTE where there WAS no oxygen!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Boots stop being heavy when you go outside, y'know. Gravity is like sunlight. You gotta open a window. #monsterdon

Pretty sure this is exactly how sound works on the moon. #Monsterdon

"moister"?

#monsterdon

Helen, you tell them.

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

The movie is only 64 minutes because the studio made them cut a subplot where Helen's cycle syncs up with the cat womens' #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

Love all the stalagmites on the moon

7-ad break. Gonna be nine minutes behind.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

I am so digging the music in this movie.

#monsterdon

hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut

#Monsterdon

These boots were made for walkin'

And that's just what they'll do

One of these days these clearly-heavy-for-Helen boots will walk all over the moon

#monsterdon

I want them to be trapped in a time loop so badly.... and I know it won't be that clever

#monsterdon

They landed on the dark side of the Moon, which they even specifically pointed out can't be seen from Earth, but they've got a clear view of Earth.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon as someone who grew up in a town with a complex cave system, do not just go in a cave a beautiful woman tells you to go in

#Monsterdon Miss Salinger can guess that’s not gonna go fetch us coffee. That bitch.

This is the perfect moment for a song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory discussing why what they're doing is wrong.

#Monsterdon

I am also all for love and friendship but I worry.

#Monsterdon

No, we go this way!

Hey, who put her in charge?

#monsterdon

"Exactly as I dreamed it. Or did I. Maybe this is the dream."

This is the kind of shitposting I aspire to

#Monsterdon

No this isn't a dream, this is a movie, check your oxygen levels you're hallucinating

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#monsterdon It's called LSD folks. But we'll follow along with your "intuition theory"

We do it by the book, except for moon hikes, which we do by the dream. #monsterdon

I'm also expecting Joel, Tom Servo and Crow to show up any minute. #monsterdon

Take a cat nap Helen

#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

Kirk's waiting around the corner holding a penile stalactite

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Helen, tell me more about your dream.... #Monsterdon

Was that pointless gun play? It did seem to kill the spider #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

C'mon! let's go!

Cue Dramatic Tuba!!

#Monsterdon

Look gang a cave, let's go in! :ruhroh:

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

"What are you driving at?"
"I don't know!"

Me either, kiddo. Me either.

Oh wow Helen is a cat woman! #monsterdon

Chekhov's unguarded spaceship #monsterdon

Helen: Come on in, the cave's great!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Sure, nothing bad ever happened wandering into uncharted caves, have fun! #Monsterdon

The Marlboro man sheds a single tear #Monsterdon

I don't trust that Helen. Dames ain't supposed to be calling the shots on the moon!

#monsterdon

Oh, so "the book" is going to be a reoccurring thing then?

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial or from the champaign region of France!? #Monsterdon

"I don't think anybody'll take it" yeah okay that's not bad

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Kip's got this one shaken out quick. #monsterdon

"But I'll guarantee it isn't in the book!" Look, sometimes adaptations take liberties. #monsterdon

WITCHCRAFT! #monsterdon

This simple ass cockpit and gravity couch cots seems really familiar. Did they use the set from a previous Monsterdon?
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

I hate this. I hate this all. Why is the cigarette burning?

Why am I watching this movie? Hate watching this movie I guess...must be the company of you all because it sure isn't the cinema.

#Monsterdon

"What are you driving at!?"

She's a SECRET CAT WOMAN, commander! #Monsterdon

spiders of the moon #monsterdon

Aha perhaps our navigator is herself a cat girl from the moon. DRAMA

#monsterdon

#monsterdon hahaha omfg space Shelob- giant-sized Spider made with pipe cleaners from Bing Crosby's Giant-sized pipe.