Kirk's waiting around the corner holding a penile stalactite

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Was that pointless gun play? It did seem to kill the spider #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

C'mon! let's go!

Cue Dramatic Tuba!!

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Look gang a cave, let's go in! :ruhroh:

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"What are you driving at?"
"I don't know!"

Me either, kiddo. Me either.

Oh wow Helen is a cat woman! #monsterdon

Chekhov's unguarded spaceship #monsterdon

Sure, nothing bad ever happened wandering into uncharted caves, have fun! #Monsterdon

The Marlboro man sheds a single tear #Monsterdon

Oh, so "the book" is going to be a reoccurring thing then?

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial or from the champaign region of France!? #Monsterdon

"I don't think anybody'll take it" yeah okay that's not bad

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Kip's got this one shaken out quick. #monsterdon

"But I'll guarantee it isn't in the book!" Look, sometimes adaptations take liberties. #monsterdon

WITCHCRAFT! #monsterdon

This simple ass cockpit and gravity couch cots seems really familiar. Did they use the set from a previous Monsterdon?
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

I hate this. I hate this all. Why is the cigarette burning?

Why am I watching this movie? Hate watching this movie I guess...must be the company of you all because it sure isn't the cinema.

#Monsterdon

"What are you driving at!?"

She's a SECRET CAT WOMAN, commander! #Monsterdon

spiders of the moon #monsterdon

Aha perhaps our navigator is herself a cat girl from the moon. DRAMA

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#monsterdon hahaha omfg space Shelob- giant-sized Spider made with pipe cleaners from Bing Crosby's Giant-sized pipe.

#monsterdon CaveAnon!

Of course space missions just wing the landing site on the hunch of Helen

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FIRE ON THE MOON! 🪦 #monsterdon

We can’t smoke on the moon. Quick, back to Earth!! #Monsterdon

"...jeez, you could of just said it's hot. No need to waste a perfectly good cigarette."

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

It's not a meteorite until the meteor lands #monsterdon

Why is this so quiet. Danging it archive.
Why must we wait? Why not NOW!
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon

@Sorl It's a fact!

#monsterdon

I love the moon set and the cheesy spacesuits. And the landscapes! #Monsterdon

My internet connection dropped for a second, pretty sure my router feels bad for me #monsterdon

Hole #Monsterdon

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Also the sticky-outie view ports on the fish-bowl helmets are pretty 🔥

@cbleslie That's the good shit right there. #monsterdon

@cbleslie They're ASTRONAUT cigarettes! That's why.

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Would you mind very much if we did operate by the book for a while?

#Monsterdon

@Princejvstin Was this a known fact in the era with which this movie was made?

#Monsterdon

what the fuck was that with the exploding cigarette are they saying that the moon has an explosively oxygenated atmosphere????? #monsterdon

Wait, if the cigarette ignited, there's oxygen......

#monsterdon

#monsterdon LOOK OUT! METEORITE
Can someone pls make a gif of that omg

look out... a will o the wisp!

#monsterdon

Wow, good thing the lady decided on a whim to land on the dark side.

#Monsterdon

The movie has forgotten there is no air on the moon for a fire to happen #monsterdon

Wow the meteorite was something #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So these guys with water purifiers in their heads arrive in your home, dunno about you but I would be friggin scared

So very much no. Just no. NO. BAD MOVIE. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

It's a good thing they have openings on the front of their helmets so they can hear each other.

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Ok, so I'm thinking Helen is a Cat-woman from the Moon and she's leading them into a trap

actually kinda cool effect for the meteorite (well minus no explosion when it hit lol)
#monsterdon

If a woman has cigarettes, they are silly cigarettes. #monsterdon

Okay now we're into "whalers on the moon" degree of lol no

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

great meteorite explosion! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon that meteorite was HYSTERICAL

Cigarettes, man those must be addicting #Monsterdon

@floatybirb @Sorl If this weren't a CAT-WOMEN movie, I'd guess that cave she's leading them to was an Egg Chamber a la Alien. #CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

Okay, I think I've hit sync. They're walking on the Moon now.

"Meteor" nearly hits them. Right. Of course.

Funny thing -- the meteor is burning up in the no atmosphere. Amazing!

#Monsterdon

I grew up going to "space camp" at the local science museum. I always wanted to go to space. Until Elon Musk. Now I'm feeling pretty disillusioned with the whole space thing. It sounds horrible. But this? This... #monsterdon

"I don't know why I know it, but I know it for sure" is not exactly the kind of navigating that breeds confidence

#Monsterdon

"silly cigarettes", Hell yeah, brother #Monsterdon

I think it's hilarious that they have to shout in these stupid helmets because the microphones wouldn't pick them up otherwise. #monsterdon

aww that was the most adorable whistling meteorite with a sparkly tail!!

at about 21:00 so i can come back and screenshot it later

#monsterdon

Also I'm appreciating the bulldozer style method of writing where, if there's a problem, you just write through it and ignore it

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

This flight held as the least professional moon mission until Apollo 12 #monsterdon

"Buried treasure perhaps"

On the moon?!?!!?

#Monsterdon

Space... madness...

#monsterdon

"Look out! Meteorite!"

...In fact it's THE SAME METEORITE that hit your ship.

>_> #Monsterdon

"Wait a minute, why is this crater full of kitty litter?" #monsterdon

my college roomie used to do that meteorite thi... oh, he probably got it from this #Monsterdon

disaster averted. resume milling!

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At least these dudes are called 'Kip' and 'Laird' instead of 'Ben' and 'Steve"

no earthquakes no tidal waves no hot hail what kind of sad-sack flash gordon IS this?!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Every science fiction film makes its own sound design decisions for scenes set in a vacuum. I respect their choice of "include every noise that happened to occur on the sound stage that day" #Monsterdon

Ducking meteors, as you do.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#timestamp to go and clip the meteorite #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🐱 CAT-TRIVIA OF THE MOON 😸

👀 Watch for the demo of the DANGER of the bright side of the moon.

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

THATS NOT HOW METEROITES WORK #Monsterdon

Ooo Moon Lander, played that on a DEC terminal #Monsterdon

There's an awful lot of light for being the darkside of the moon, but okay. #monsterdon

Um, actually it's a meteor, not meteorite #Monsterdon

"Single file!"

We're operating under Earthbound protocol, people! #Monsterdon

That wasn't Emperor Ming!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Have we established a reason for going to the Moon other than "science!"?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

So, everyone is going for a moonwalk and no one stays operating the ship?
Now they really trust their equipament. Its not like it leaks fuel for anything, right?
#monsterdon

The lady wants to go straight for the cozy little cave she is definitely one of those lunar cats #Monsterdon

"Single File!"

OK, so this IS a scout expedition then!

#monsterdon

Moon explorers always travel single file to hide their numbers.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

so, the two with the non-suction cup helmets are gonna die first then? #monsterdon

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a space suit, must be in want of a catgirl.

#monsterdon

In space nobody can hear you scream.
But you can hear an incoming meteorite

#monsterdon

The moon has no air, so you have to shout louder to be heard.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

OK, now I want to know what surplus gear became those space suit helmets, and why they couldn't find 4.

#monsterdon

SINGLE FILE! We have to match the footage from the other film!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

All right well we made it to the moon in a timely manner, where's the cat women?

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Why do these 50s rockets have those rocket elevators that they use to ride down the rocket fins to the planet surface? Seems like that'd degrade the functionality of the fins...

#Monsterdon

i love the little tick tick tick sound the space elevator makes

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#monsterdon it looks like they have a LOT of gravity going on there

Why does this music sound familiar. Like famous classical piece familiar...

#monsterdon

so much better than that cheap moon landing set Kubrick shot for NASA #Monsterdon