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Of course space missions just wing the landing site on the hunch of Helen

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FIRE ON THE MOON! 🪦 #monsterdon

We can’t smoke on the moon. Quick, back to Earth!! #Monsterdon

"...jeez, you could of just said it's hot. No need to waste a perfectly good cigarette."

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It's not a meteorite until the meteor lands #monsterdon

Why is this so quiet. Danging it archive.
Why must we wait? Why not NOW!
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@Sorl It's a fact!

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I love the moon set and the cheesy spacesuits. And the landscapes! #Monsterdon

My internet connection dropped for a second, pretty sure my router feels bad for me #monsterdon

Hole #Monsterdon

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Also the sticky-outie view ports on the fish-bowl helmets are pretty 🔥

@cbleslie That's the good shit right there. #monsterdon

@cbleslie They're ASTRONAUT cigarettes! That's why.

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Would you mind very much if we did operate by the book for a while?

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@Princejvstin Was this a known fact in the era with which this movie was made?

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what the fuck was that with the exploding cigarette are they saying that the moon has an explosively oxygenated atmosphere????? #monsterdon

Wait, if the cigarette ignited, there's oxygen......

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#monsterdon LOOK OUT! METEORITE
Can someone pls make a gif of that omg

look out... a will o the wisp!

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Wow, good thing the lady decided on a whim to land on the dark side.

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The movie has forgotten there is no air on the moon for a fire to happen #monsterdon

Wow the meteorite was something #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So these guys with water purifiers in their heads arrive in your home, dunno about you but I would be friggin scared

So very much no. Just no. NO. BAD MOVIE. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

It's a good thing they have openings on the front of their helmets so they can hear each other.

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Ok, so I'm thinking Helen is a Cat-woman from the Moon and she's leading them into a trap

actually kinda cool effect for the meteorite (well minus no explosion when it hit lol)
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If a woman has cigarettes, they are silly cigarettes. #monsterdon

Okay now we're into "whalers on the moon" degree of lol no

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great meteorite explosion! #Monsterdon

You see, the weightlessness of space causes the uterus to wander inside the body, it's called astrohysteria

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#monsterdon that meteorite was HYSTERICAL

Cigarettes, man those must be addicting #Monsterdon

@floatybirb @Sorl If this weren't a CAT-WOMEN movie, I'd guess that cave she's leading them to was an Egg Chamber a la Alien. #CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

Okay, I think I've hit sync. They're walking on the Moon now.

"Meteor" nearly hits them. Right. Of course.

Funny thing -- the meteor is burning up in the no atmosphere. Amazing!

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"I don't know why I know it, but I know it for sure" is not exactly the kind of navigating that breeds confidence

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I grew up going to "space camp" at the local science museum. I always wanted to go to space. Until Elon Musk. Now I'm feeling pretty disillusioned with the whole space thing. It sounds horrible. But this? This... #monsterdon

"silly cigarettes", Hell yeah, brother #Monsterdon

I think it's hilarious that they have to shout in these stupid helmets because the microphones wouldn't pick them up otherwise. #monsterdon

aww that was the most adorable whistling meteorite with a sparkly tail!!

at about 21:00 so i can come back and screenshot it later

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Also I'm appreciating the bulldozer style method of writing where, if there's a problem, you just write through it and ignore it

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This flight held as the least professional moon mission until Apollo 12 #monsterdon

"Buried treasure perhaps"

On the moon?!?!!?

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Space... madness...

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"Look out! Meteorite!"

...In fact it's THE SAME METEORITE that hit your ship.

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my college roomie used to do that meteorite thi... oh, he probably got it from this #Monsterdon

"Wait a minute, why is this crater full of kitty litter?" #monsterdon

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At least these dudes are called 'Kip' and 'Laird' instead of 'Ben' and 'Steve"

disaster averted. resume milling!

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no earthquakes no tidal waves no hot hail what kind of sad-sack flash gordon IS this?!

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Every science fiction film makes its own sound design decisions for scenes set in a vacuum. I respect their choice of "include every noise that happened to occur on the sound stage that day" #Monsterdon

Ducking meteors, as you do.

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#monsterdon ah, the 1950's when all science was cigarette based

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🐱 CAT-TRIVIA OF THE MOON 😸

👀 Watch for the demo of the DANGER of the bright side of the moon.

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#timestamp to go and clip the meteorite #monsterdon

THATS NOT HOW METEROITES WORK #Monsterdon

Ooo Moon Lander, played that on a DEC terminal #Monsterdon

There's an awful lot of light for being the darkside of the moon, but okay. #monsterdon

"Single file!"

We're operating under Earthbound protocol, people! #Monsterdon

Um, actually it's a meteor, not meteorite #Monsterdon

That wasn't Emperor Ming!

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Have we established a reason for going to the Moon other than "science!"?

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So, everyone is going for a moonwalk and no one stays operating the ship?
Now they really trust their equipament. Its not like it leaks fuel for anything, right?
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The lady wants to go straight for the cozy little cave she is definitely one of those lunar cats #Monsterdon

"Single File!"

OK, so this IS a scout expedition then!

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Moon explorers always travel single file to hide their numbers.

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In space nobody can hear you scream.
But you can hear an incoming meteorite

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so, the two with the non-suction cup helmets are gonna die first then? #monsterdon

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a space suit, must be in want of a catgirl.

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The moon has no air, so you have to shout louder to be heard.

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OK, now I want to know what surplus gear became those space suit helmets, and why they couldn't find 4.

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SINGLE FILE! We have to match the footage from the other film!

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@jonny 'just wing it, our fuel is infinite' #monsterdon

All right well we made it to the moon in a timely manner, where's the cat women?

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Why do these 50s rockets have those rocket elevators that they use to ride down the rocket fins to the planet surface? Seems like that'd degrade the functionality of the fins...

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i love the little tick tick tick sound the space elevator makes

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#monsterdon it looks like they have a LOT of gravity going on there

Why does this music sound familiar. Like famous classical piece familiar...

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you don't have to yell. we're right here

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so much better than that cheap moon landing set Kubrick shot for NASA #Monsterdon

Nice of them to pad the film here. Soft landing for everyone. #Monsterdon

she's the navigator and chief intuitionist. she doesn't know why they should land on the Dark Side Of The Moon but they should anyways.

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A lot of these sets and costumes come from other, bigger-budget productions, I think.

I've seen those spacesuits before.

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@RobynGoodfellow We should probably be glad they don't for our entertainment value

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so are _none_ of them or _all_ of them moonwalking?

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Would you like the big-head or small-head helmet, sir? #Monsterdon

yelling louder helps you to be heard over the radio #monsterdon

Sonny what now? That sounds dirty in a yiff way.
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COULD THIS GO ANY SLOWER

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it's funny how he shouts upwards in the moon, where there isn't air to carry his shouts.
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So they strapped grandma's motorized stair chair to the side of the space ship?

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Matte paintings aren't too shabby #Monsterdon

I'm pretty sure you are NOT supposed to have silly cigarettes on the moon.

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Flutists on the moon! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

@JoeWynne oh for fuck's sake #Monsterdon

They’re stepping on the moon and the helmets have a huge gaping hole right in the face #monsterdon

#monsterdon nice fake moon