Because moon gravity is 1/6 G. Enjoy the 1 G we have inside the ship!

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Are those canals? #monsterdon

Moves at the same speed as those chair-stair-lifts.

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oh wait okay no low gravity on the moon either just bailing on that part fair enough.

decent background painting, wonder where they stole it

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Wow! The moon looks like matte paintings! Tell mission control!

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Surprised the cigarette brand wasn't mentioned. I guess they didn't secure a sponsor. Missed a "the taste is out of this world!!" opportunity. #monsterdon

Single Cat Women of the Moon in your area!
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Communication with White Sands is going to be difficult from that landing position. Surely they thought... oh nevermind.

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I LOVE those outfits! Those astronauts will not be scratching any open wounds. (dog funnel looking helmets & watermelon shaped helmets)

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First man on the matte painting #Monsterdon

Nothing but matte paintings as far as the eye can see. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Oh that is exactly what meteorites sound like.

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Grifting on the moon. This man is a buffoon. 🎶 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon THIS ELEVATOR DESCENDING IS FUCKING AMAZING

#monsterdon guns and cigarettes on the moon. The staples of course

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OMG these astronauts are onto all the side hustles at once

WTF is this lame crew banter? Wow

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Couldn't get five matching helmets, huh #Monsterdon

We have achieved Fake Moon Landing everyone! #Monsterdon

They really bring a LA City Limits sign joke. And Moon lettuce? :think_weed:

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0kay this is great

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Why do they feel heavy inside the rocket and not outside? Is the metal shielding the Moon's gravity? #monsterdon

I want everyone to check everyone else's equipment.

Wink, wink.

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"These shoes are heavy!"

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🐱 CAT-TRIVIA OF THE MOON 😸

Project Moon Base, using same set and costumes, was released the DAY AFTER this movie.

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This astronaut descent brought to you by Razor Scooters.

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The ferengi guy is my favorite character so far #Monsterdon

Lazy bums

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It's got Elon's Starship's elevator!

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MORE PEEN SHOTS #Monsterdon

Get a load of those space suits and helmets #monsterdon

Oh hey the LA City Limits sign and stamp cancellation are elements in "The Man Who sold the Moon" by Robert Heinlein (which predates this movie by a few years)

Why are their two different kinds of space suits?

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“A bunch of Boy Scouts on an outing”… who knew Boy Scouts carried pistols in 1953.
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#monsterdon these are the most ridiculous space suits I have ever seen

She carries cigarretes, he carries a gun, this is really a fun north-american trip to the moon

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this... i mean, i've started like five jokes about this pre-moonwalk "briefing" but just none of them can even bring anything to this scene. just, wow. #facepalm #monsterdon

Expecting to see Elon Musk's roadster at any moment now

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beep beep beep beep beep beep #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon neil armstrong eat your heart out

@aburka *groan*

TBH that would feel at home in some variant of a Monty Python sketch

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I know who I want to die fiiiiiirst~♪ #Monsterdon

Gowns by Joel Hodgson #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "haha, carrying cigs, and lighting them in an oxygen rich environment could never go wrong."

#monsterdon one of those silly cigarettes? Right I guess this is before Elvis canceled all the drugs when he shook hands with Nixon.

but i guess you've got a little bit of admiring the hustle

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what the fuck why are we pausing to have "everyone on board has their own moon scam" hour #monsterdon

Why do some of them get the spherical helmets?

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and THERE'S the cigarrettes! on the Moon

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they're all boy scouts- #Monsterdon

I feel like Laird is going to fall in love with a cat babe first

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COmplaining? You just said you wanted your cigarettes! :facepalm:

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#Monsterdon please check my equipment. *winks*

Is she a spy of the cat ladies of the moon? #Monsterdon

Looking forward to the explanation for why there are two different helmet styles.

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@CactuarJoe The puffy ring joints ae 💯

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“I don’t remember saying that” Ominous! #Monsterdon

these fuck ing helmets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! absolute top tier work from costumes #monsterdon

Cigarettes! Unlit, but promising.

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Helen sure acts like a Helen if you know what I mean #Monsterdon

Ooh, futuristic seat belts #monsterdon

Emotional support cigarettes. #monsterdon

They don't have enough matching helmets

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"...a short exploratory too-ahh"
"A what?"

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Cigarettes are Essential Supplies for space exploration everyone knows that #Monsterdon

i betcha those metal hammocks are sold for thousands as "mid-century glamping beds"

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#monsterdon the Lunar landscape and cave scenes work very well for the anaglyph. Other scenes no so much. It's not really a very subtle thing either, it's like the old viewmaster 3d reels where when you were a kid you might think they got the effect by taking like 3-4 pictures then stacking them in the reel and that was all the levels of 3d you got.

@Taweret I'm a few seconds behind you. OMG 😆 The MOON (it could be moon acne)

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These people have all the planned professionalism of a kindergarten

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Oh *CLASSIC* suits! I love them :D #Monsterdon

See they're grinning again

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ooooh so low moon gravity _only_ applies _outside_ the ship

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@strangefour The cat is very on-brand for today

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@CactuarJoe if she puts one leg up in the air and starts licking her own ass? That's how you know. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Is this lady sent by horny alpha wait what

"Only relationship is as scientist and [something]" (trying to post, and I didn't catch the whole thing).

Arg. Scientists do not put their feelings away professionally. There are a lot of good recent think pieces/editorials/articles about this and stuff like climate change, but that applies equally to relationships.

Wow, I'm being really unreasonably cranky with this movie aren't I?

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I think the government-issue office chairs is the spacecraft

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"What do we do first Ned" Make coffee you fool, haven't you seen any of these movies? #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

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How could anyone know anything about the dark side of the moon?

@apLundell They picked the wrong week to go to the Moon #monsterdon

a short exploratory three hour tour

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Oh that is a GORGEOUS moon!

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he pronounces 'necessary' weird

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How is gravity different inside and outside the ship?

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#monsterdon dark side of the moon mentioned *pink floyd starts playing*

They don’t know about the dark side because Pink Floyd wasn’t around yet #monsterdon

They have seat belts in the ROLLING DESK CHAIRS

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Okay, so after the engine guy fixes the engine the girl (Helen) is surprised that the engine guy isn't blistered, and he responds with some Awkward Sexual Tension. Then we fix our TV and get to look at the moon.

Helen, the girl, is also the navigator and sent a Secret Message to someone named "Alpha" on the way to the moon. And she plots a secret landing course to a valley on the Dark Side of the Moon... oh no... ominous.

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Funny that the porthole on the spaceship is the same size as a 1950s TV

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Turns out the entire moon is the corpse of an enormous Pac-man, facing away from us, and covered in dust.

[waka-waka-waka]

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#monsterdon she knows the ways of the dark side

It's amazing the kind of butthole behavior people used to think was sexy.

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Dark side of the moon? Don't tell Daryl or he'll make us take acid and talk about Pink Floyd for an hour. #Monsterdon

it's one small step... because we brought a freaking elevator #monsterdon

And if the flick you're in starts sucking way too soon.
I'll land you on the dark side of the moooooooon. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Valley of the Cat Women of the Dark Side of the Moon is even better

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"...how could you know anything about the dark side"
"Feel the hate course through you!"
"What?"

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Oh my god the lady astronaut is navigating by intuition FUCK OFFF #monsterdon

@rberlim I know lotsa guys that lay like that and some of them are rocket men? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon just a touch of space female hysteria, it's fine Helen

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"That's what I call a navigator!"