you don't have to yell. we're right here
Nice of them to pad the film here. Soft landing for everyone. #Monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow We should probably be glad they don't for our entertainment value
A lot of these sets and costumes come from other, bigger-budget productions, I think.
I've seen those spacesuits before.
so are _none_ of them or _all_ of them moonwalking?
Would you like the big-head or small-head helmet, sir? #Monsterdon
yelling louder helps you to be heard over the radio #monsterdon
Sonny what now? That sounds dirty in a yiff way.
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon
COULD THIS GO ANY SLOWER
it's funny how he shouts upwards in the moon, where there isn't air to carry his shouts.
#monsterdon
So they strapped grandma's motorized stair chair to the side of the space ship?
Matte paintings aren't too shabby #Monsterdon
I'm pretty sure you are NOT supposed to have silly cigarettes on the moon.
Flutists on the moon! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Theyβre stepping on the moon and the helmets have a huge gaping hole right in the face #monsterdon
@JoeWynne oh for fuck's sake #Monsterdon
#monsterdon nice fake moon
Because moon gravity is 1/6 G. Enjoy the 1 G we have inside the ship!
Are those canals? #monsterdon
Moves at the same speed as those chair-stair-lifts.
oh wait okay no low gravity on the moon either just bailing on that part fair enough.
decent background painting, wonder where they stole it
Wow! The moon looks like matte paintings! Tell mission control!
Surprised the cigarette brand wasn't mentioned. I guess they didn't secure a sponsor. Missed a "the taste is out of this world!!" opportunity. #monsterdon
Single Cat Women of the Moon in your area!
#Monsterdon #CatwomenoftheMoon
Communication with White Sands is going to be difficult from that landing position. Surely they thought... oh nevermind.
I LOVE those outfits! Those astronauts will not be scratching any open wounds. (dog funnel looking helmets & watermelon shaped helmets)
First man on the matte painting #Monsterdon
Nothing but matte paintings as far as the eye can see. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon
Oh that is exactly what meteorites sound like.
Grifting on the moon. This man is a buffoon. πΆ #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon THIS ELEVATOR DESCENDING IS FUCKING AMAZING
#monsterdon guns and cigarettes on the moon. The staples of course
#Monsterdon π π π π π±
OMG these astronauts are onto all the side hustles at once
WTF is this lame crew banter? Wow
Couldn't get five matching helmets, huh #Monsterdon
We have achieved Fake Moon Landing everyone! #Monsterdon
They really bring a LA City Limits sign joke. And Moon lettuce? :think_weed:
0kay this is great
Why do they feel heavy inside the rocket and not outside? Is the metal shielding the Moon's gravity? #monsterdon
"These shoes are heavy!"
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
π± CAT-TRIVIA OF THE MOON πΈ
Project Moon Base, using same set and costumes, was released the DAY AFTER this movie.
This astronaut descent brought to you by Razor Scooters.
Lazy bums
The ferengi guy is my favorite character so far #Monsterdon
It's got Elon's Starship's elevator!
#monsterdon
#Cat-WomenOfTheMoon
MORE PEEN SHOTS #Monsterdon
Get a load of those space suits and helmets #monsterdon
Oh hey the LA City Limits sign and stamp cancellation are elements in "The Man Who sold the Moon" by Robert Heinlein (which predates this movie by a few years)
βA bunch of Boy Scouts on an outingββ¦ who knew Boy Scouts carried pistols in 1953.
#monsterdon
Why are their two different kinds of space suits?
#monsterdon these are the most ridiculous space suits I have ever seen
She carries cigarretes, he carries a gun, this is really a fun north-american trip to the moon
Expecting to see Elon Musk's roadster at any moment now
this... i mean, i've started like five jokes about this pre-moonwalk "briefing" but just none of them can even bring anything to this scene. just, wow. #facepalm #monsterdon
beep beep beep beep beep beep #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon neil armstrong eat your heart out
I know who I want to die fiiiiiirst~βͺ #Monsterdon
Gowns by Joel Hodgson #monsterdon
#monsterdon one of those silly cigarettes? Right I guess this is before Elvis canceled all the drugs when he shook hands with Nixon.
#Monsterdon "haha, carrying cigs, and lighting them in an oxygen rich environment could never go wrong."
but i guess you've got a little bit of admiring the hustle
what the fuck why are we pausing to have "everyone on board has their own moon scam" hour #monsterdon
Why do some of them get the spherical helmets?
and THERE'S the cigarrettes! on the Moon
they're all boy scouts- #Monsterdon
I feel like Laird is going to fall in love with a cat babe first
COmplaining? You just said you wanted your cigarettes! :facepalm:
#Monsterdon please check my equipment. *winks*
Is she a spy of the cat ladies of the moon? #Monsterdon
Looking forward to the explanation for why there are two different helmet styles.
@CactuarJoe The puffy ring joints ae π―
βI donβt remember saying thatβ Ominous! #Monsterdon
these fuck ing helmets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! absolute top tier work from costumes #monsterdon
Cigarettes! Unlit, but promising.
Helen sure acts like a Helen if you know what I mean #Monsterdon
Ooh, futuristic seat belts #monsterdon
Emotional support cigarettes. #monsterdon
They don't have enough matching helmets
"...a short exploratory too-ahh"
"A what?"
Cigarettes are Essential Supplies for space exploration everyone knows that #Monsterdon
#monsterdon the Lunar landscape and cave scenes work very well for the anaglyph. Other scenes no so much. It's not really a very subtle thing either, it's like the old viewmaster 3d reels where when you were a kid you might think they got the effect by taking like 3-4 pictures then stacking them in the reel and that was all the levels of 3d you got.
@Taweret I'm a few seconds behind you. OMG π The MOON (it could be moon acne)
These people have all the planned professionalism of a kindergarten
Oh *CLASSIC* suits! I love them :D #Monsterdon
See they're grinning again
ooooh so low moon gravity _only_ applies _outside_ the ship
@strangefour The cat is very on-brand for today
@CactuarJoe if she puts one leg up in the air and starts licking her own ass? That's how you know. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Is this lady sent by horny alpha wait what
"Only relationship is as scientist and [something]" (trying to post, and I didn't catch the whole thing).
Arg. Scientists do not put their feelings away professionally. There are a lot of good recent think pieces/editorials/articles about this and stuff like climate change, but that applies equally to relationships.
Wow, I'm being really unreasonably cranky with this movie aren't I?
I think the government-issue office chairs is the spacecraft
"What do we do first Ned" Make coffee you fool, haven't you seen any of these movies? #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon
How could anyone know anything about the dark side of the moon?
@apLundell They picked the wrong week to go to the Moon #monsterdon
Oh that is a GORGEOUS moon!
a short exploratory three hour tour
he pronounces 'necessary' weird
How is gravity different inside and outside the ship?