#monsterdon dark side of the moon mentioned *pink floyd starts playing*

They don’t know about the dark side because Pink Floyd wasn’t around yet #monsterdon

Funny that the porthole on the spaceship is the same size as a 1950s TV

#monsterdon

Turns out the entire moon is the corpse of an enormous Pac-man, facing away from us, and covered in dust.

[waka-waka-waka]

#monsterdon

#monsterdon she knows the ways of the dark side

It's amazing the kind of butthole behavior people used to think was sexy.

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Dark side of the moon? Don't tell Daryl or he'll make us take acid and talk about Pink Floyd for an hour. #Monsterdon

it's one small step... because we brought a freaking elevator #monsterdon

And if the flick you're in starts sucking way too soon.
I'll land you on the dark side of the moooooooon. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Valley of the Cat Women of the Dark Side of the Moon is even better

#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

"...how could you know anything about the dark side"
"Feel the hate course through you!"
"What?"

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Oh my god the lady astronaut is navigating by intuition FUCK OFFF #monsterdon

@rberlim I know lotsa guys that lay like that and some of them are rocket men? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon just a touch of space female hysteria, it's fine Helen

@bunnyhero Cat-voyant #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

"That's what I call a navigator!"

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Ladies coveteth my ice cream bar!

#RenAndStimpy

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"We'll all go insane" #monsterdon

is she a navigator or a clairvoyant?

#monsterdon

Uh oh. Is she a traitor...or something else? #monsterdon

"Space Madness" = horny

#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon

Pink Floyd reference.jpg #monsterdon

LADY SPACEWOMAN RUN #Monsterdon

Ah, good old space madness #Monsterdon

Not the moon's best angle. #Monsterdon

Valley of the Cat Women of the Moon is arguably a superior title.

#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

Ladies are always getting space madness.

#Monsterdon

50s misogyny everyone! A round of applause! Booing is fine too! Preferred even #monsterdon

everyone remembers the iconic first words spoken on the moon: "It works! Go ahead!" #monsterdon

"Alpha..." She's a sleeper agent for the catgirls of the moon!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

"Honey, who is alpha?" I thought you were tigers, one with the skin of a rhinoceros, not scientifically debunked wolves. #monsterdon

There is no dark side!

#monsterdon
#Cat-WomenOfTheMoon

"dark side? how could you know anything about the dark side? That album won't come out 'til 1973!"

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

"there's one school of thought that said we'll all go insane" and y'all didn't like test that out or anything #monsterdon

Can you shake... the meteor

it's a rock

in space

🤯 🤦

#Monsterdon

Hey, is our navigator a secret Cat Woman? :D #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
It’s hooey!

Of all the gin joints in all the space…

@ricci "Polycule On The Moon, And Doug" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #spaceMadness

Oops. Nearly forgot about #Monsterdon again.

Catching up a little.

Super roomy in that spaceship!
Love all the corrugate iron.

#Monsterdon *gorgeous* matte painting of the moon from ~90 degrees off

15 minutes in. #monsterdon

Oh c'mon lady, he is such a diva!
#monsterdon

Interesting how the engine is going forward the whole time.

#monsterdon

NO FLIRTING ON THE BRIDGE #monsterdon

that's sorta what the moon looks like I guess

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"Skin like a rhinoceros, you didn't even blister"

UGH BAD SCIENCE BAD

#Monsterdon

"If I were to fall in love with you I'd chase you around the moon and all the way stations in between."

Oh myyyy, somebody's crussshiiinnnnn

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

AND we have sexual harrassment at 14mins in

ALPHA IS A CAT woman
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon

thank you! someone finally asked about Alpha! #monsterdon

The 1950s, when men were men and pick-up lines were weird! #monsterdon

Are we sure this movie isn't called "Polycule On The Moon"?

#monsterdon

"I'll go talk to him"
> walks 4 steps to the other side of the tin can
🥴

#monsterdon

Come on baby, beat it. *deep throats own thumb* #Monsterdon

The Lady Spaceman is touching everyone

#Monsterdon

Now it's all smooth again. Seriously?!?!

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Wait what, couldn't hear you, let me turn off this love faucet, there that's better.

What were you saying?

#monsterdon

That's some sexy astronaut talk there. #Monsterdon

@apLundell Thanks for the still showing the couches and chairs! #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@trixter always have been #monsterdon

#monsterdon why does this lady look like a younger kathy hochul??

Oh shoot, technical issues here. I'm going to have to bail on this edition of #monsterdon

Lucky the engine blasts the entire time, given all the friction out there in space.

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

and we've got some kind of freaky love triangle going on too. i didn't vote at all, so i feel i can't really complain, but like, what if i complained anyway. #monsterdon

Ma'am, you're allowed to beat him with a brick. #Monsterdon

"You can't turn love on and off like a fawcet" oh dude, have you ever even tried?! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon that CO2 fire extinguisher is gonna give the scrubbers extra special work to do.

*cough* hostile work environment *cough* #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

bwhahahahaht his attempt at a noir come-on is so comical

#monsterdon

@Taweret But they have seat belts! #Monsterdon

YEEK this guy

Airlocking nr. 1 APPROVED

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

@moira I *hate* when that happens. #Monsterdon

Well I guess I'm sterile now. #Monsterdon

Be careful if the Gyro Control gets into the Danger Zone you might wind up with a burnt donair! #Monsterdon

The movie is 64 minutes long, if you're wondering whether all this footage of a man in a raincoat stumbling through fog was justified. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Is there any other kind

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Coming in a few minutes late for #monsterdon and I see we're already in SPAAAAACE.

#monsterdon Terrible game, sir

I also have planned to study the bright side and circled to the dark side.

#Monsterdon

"Every man a tagger, let's go!"

(hands out fluorescent spray paint cans to everyone)

#monsterdon

Get into that danger gyro area

#Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

@wohali that's the normal danger of gyro control

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#monsterdon Fool there is no darkside...

As a matter of fact it's all dark

I threw out my red-blue 3D glasses from the 70s only a couple of years ago. Stupid Marie Kondo.

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

#monsterdon fire extinguisher beats steam. Thats just physics

The rocket changed!

#monsterdon

"He's done it!"

"And the price was only watching a crewman dissolve!"

#Monsterdon

And our hero flippy flops his bigass clown shoes back up the ladder. #Monsterdon

Protective suit's throwing him off balance! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👭 🌜 🚀 😱

The Beekeeper has restored function to Section 5! Good work, Beekeeper!

By their faces, I guess they gave up already!
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Not the bees!

ZE GOGGLES

ZEY DO NOTHING

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

@bunnyhero I need a gyro! 🎶 #Monsterdon

Who IS alpha?

#Monsterdon

climbs ladder

bonks head

#monsterdon