Live footage of the producers checking their watches to see if they've filmed enough footage of a fire extinguisher being used to get the movie over the 60 minute mark. #Monsterdon
are we gonna jettison this dude into space when he dies? we're not gonna have to go back for him after he leaves his Katra in somebody else's head, is he. #monsterdon
Prince is going to come crawling sensually out of sector 5 at any moment #monsterdon
Before there was "Space: The Final Frontier" there was "Space: We Made It"
The interior of this rocket sure looks a lot like a corrugated shed. #Monsterdon
I guess it's also radioactive fuming nitric acid which sounds worse.
#monsterdon I looked away for a second apparently the scarecrow is now gassing the spaceship
alright we're on a tight timeline on this one, 11 minutes into a 64 minute runtime with no catgirls in sight, they better pick this shit up or we'll only get a few seconds of catgirl #monsterdon
Wait, he's opening the hatch and only one guy has a space suit on. I guess they don't need oxygen as much as he does.
"Timez?! I paid fifty dollars for this watch!"
Looks like their back end is on fire. So much for the lubrication
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#monsterdon ah yes inhale that acid
"An acid chamber? Why is this even here?!? THIS EPISODE WAS BADLY WRITTEN!!!"
#Monsterdon ... I WANT THE WOMEN TO WIN. I HATE THIS WHOLE CREW.
It was a simpler time when we used to carry our oxygen supplies in a canvas satchel #Monsterdon
Me at work this year: "Every man a tiger, let's go!"
#Monsterdon 1950s elon musk is watching his stock tank in realtime back on earth
If the water line's busted pour coffee on it #monsterdon
If the nicric acid lines were blown and THAT much vapor was being emitted, they wouldn't be coughing, they'd be vomiting their lungs out their butthole, because it'd eat right thru them.
@Taweret I liked the old school steel desks. Have you ever tried to move one of those things? They weigh a lot.
Don't breathe in those radioactive gases or anything
Not a minute - 59 seconds, exactly #monsterdon
Imagine the steam is a sickening brownish red nitric color and they are all dead now.
This film is already better than I expected. #Monsterdon
Why do they have a room full of fuming nitric acid?
#monsterdon
I donβt think I have ever seen less spent on sets. #Monsterdon #OfficeChairs
#Monsterdon π π π π π±
Quick! Get him into the Beekeeper outfit!
Captain doesn't really maintain authority well here #Monsterdon
Never unscrew the radiator cap with your bare hands. Don't they teach these guys anything? #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon
#Monsterdon is this ship built by home depot
Director: you're in space. You're under attack.
Actors: zzzzzzz
#monsterdon
once again the design of spaceships doesn't really take maintenance into account #monsterdon
That book didn't have ALL the contingencies did it.
"...gas will burn through that suit in a minute flat!"
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.
Screensavers were invented for the space program
#monsterdon was that a popper with wings????
#monsterdon I think the 3d is working*! Also we have some more footage to add to the "astronauts strapped down in bed and trying to act" sequence
*Mostly the subtites are showing up a couple of inches above the film. Another neat artifact the edit/delete controls on the preview are hovering above the film as well which makes posting with the glasses on fun....
Oh shoot I'm late. I need to get a snack before starting #Monsterdon
Oh hi cat. Get out of my lap you are delaying me further.
You wouldn't rotate a rocket while traveling at 7 miles a second
#monsterdon
Oh no our ship is upside down in space! :neorat_woozy:
#monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
boop boop boop < I've got that on vinyl
#Monsterdon boss is a hardass, dude
look it was just one sector, we have like 7 others, it'll be fine
oh-oh pointy rocket is in trouble!
#monsterdon
"That plug ought to make a couple grand, eh?"
No ... you have to negotiate that BEFORE you make the plug. #monsterdon
EXACTLY! That's why you're all DUMBASSES.
Everyone! buckle your... wheeled office chairs? #Monsterdon
Put some of that fancy lubricant on the meteor. #Monsterdon
@brooke (snickers)
#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
they had to bring a female navigator because men donβt ask for directions #Monsterdon
nobody even blinked at the women clearly addressing some hostile "alpha" because nobody in this crew ever listens to the one woman on board #monsterdon
BWEEPING INTENSIFIES!
A meteor is making their atomic chamber heat up and so they are going to spin really fast. #monsterdon
So we have Danger Tubas in this movie's soundtrack? Or are these Danger Trombones?
#monsterdon I'm sorry, cannot take the emergency seriously with that Chihuahua dog alarm sound
Happy fourth of July! #Monsterdon
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
π CAT-TRIVIA OF THE MOON
π Keep your eyes open for the outside of the spaceship changes during the movie.
something's embedded in your rear section. this is why you're supposed to wait, this is why "not now."
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon "something's embedded in our rear section" ah the piercer has become the piercee
They just got hit by the "It" from "It came from outer space" #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon
"Something's embedded in our rear section!"
Dat new lubrication π¦ #monsterdon
Space cat has bapped them.
This space programme is impressively frugal their rocket is all corrugated steel panelling and they sleep on patio furniture and use surplus office chairs on the bridge that's the way to do it #Monsterdon
they got anally fucked #Monsterdon
OK I'll just be a little behind I guess
Strong intro though, definitely worthy of good speakers
Hit by a bottle rocket!
goofiest alarm ever
@aburka what the plug about lubrication?
What happened to atomic rocket crews one thru three?
#Monsterdon π π π π π±
And a paid promo for the DelFied (?) Oil Company!
#Monsterdon I hate the captain already. I hope he dies.
Oh there's only one woman on the crew. She looked different after she stood up.
Shop at Delphi Oil Company. The Oracle of Gasoline.
arrgh I really should have gotten this movie into Plex earlier today
#monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
SPACE!!! let's break out the cigars!!!
THAT WAS FORESHADOWING #monsterdon
"A piece of that green cheese" That makes me think of the next @scalzi novel..
A dame for a navigator???? #monsterdon
This one guy's got resting Zap Brannigan voice. #Monsterdon
At the volume that he's yelling, he really doesn't need the mic at all.
The lack of discipline of this crew is impressive.
"Dad" ... wait, we have a father-daughter teamup on this crew?
Oh, yeah, standard wheeled office chairs on the bridge, too.
If they were on course, shouldn't we be seeing the Moon on the display? #monsterdon
omg they don't wanna talk to the press, i feel you
LUBE? WTF #Monsterdon
"We're on our way to find you, Alpha! Hold on, Koenig!"
Commander Uptight #Monsterdon
"No."
Without this movie there would be no Asteroids video game.
Can we have a few words from the crew? No.
Checks her make-up and looks confused, just in case you weren't entirely sure she's a woman. Thanks, 1953!
"I have the strangest feeling that all this has happened before." Cylon confirmed. #Monsterdon
Yay, nuclear rockets. Boo, treating it like aircraft flight.
#Monsterdon π π π π π±
Our dept still has some of those old office chairs. They're green. Pretty sure it's the same ones
"I have the strangest feeling... as though all of this has happened before"
YEAH WE WATCHED THAT MOVIE MONTHS AGO
>:(