#Monsterdon ... I WANT THE WOMEN TO WIN. I HATE THIS WHOLE CREW.

It was a simpler time when we used to carry our oxygen supplies in a canvas satchel #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 1950s elon musk is watching his stock tank in realtime back on earth

Me at work this year: "Every man a tiger, let's go!"

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If the water line's busted pour coffee on it #monsterdon

If the nicric acid lines were blown and THAT much vapor was being emitted, they wouldn't be coughing, they'd be vomiting their lungs out their butthole, because it'd eat right thru them.

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@Taweret I liked the old school steel desks. Have you ever tried to move one of those things? They weigh a lot.

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Don't breathe in those radioactive gases or anything

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Imagine the steam is a sickening brownish red nitric color and they are all dead now.

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Not a minute - 59 seconds, exactly #monsterdon

This film is already better than I expected. #Monsterdon

Why do they have a room full of fuming nitric acid?
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Our atomic rocket trip to the moon is going fine, when suddenly a glowing fireball that I guess was a "meteor" hits the rocket and makes it spin. The lead astronaut, Captain Grumpypants, berates the crew for getting hit by a meteor while they were taking a publicity call from the Earth.

But oh no their atomic engine was damaged by the meteor so a dude runs off to go fix it, first donning his Radiation Pajamas, for safety.

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I don’t think I have ever seen less spent on sets. #Monsterdon #OfficeChairs

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Quick! Get him into the Beekeeper outfit!

Captain doesn't really maintain authority well here #Monsterdon

Never unscrew the radiator cap with your bare hands. Don't they teach these guys anything? #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

#Monsterdon is this ship built by home depot

Director: you're in space. You're under attack.

Actors: zzzzzzz
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once again the design of spaceships doesn't really take maintenance into account #monsterdon

That book didn't have ALL the contingencies did it.

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"...gas will burn through that suit in a minute flat!"

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.

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Belting into chairs sliding and bouncing on the floors?

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"One of the containers of nitric acid has been damaged!"

Oh no! How will they grow crops now!? #Monsterdon

"There's no pip! I'm afraid I'm out of business!"

My new phrase in response to any situation I feel incapable of handling.

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Can we shake a meteor?

Physics says yes, but since this is a space movie no...

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Screensavers were invented for the space program

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#monsterdon was that a popper with wings????

@brooke NO

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#monsterdon I think the 3d is working*! Also we have some more footage to add to the "astronauts strapped down in bed and trying to act" sequence

*Mostly the subtites are showing up a couple of inches above the film. Another neat artifact the edit/delete controls on the preview are hovering above the film as well which makes posting with the glasses on fun....

Oh shoot I'm late. I need to get a snack before starting #Monsterdon
Oh hi cat. Get out of my lap you are delaying me further.

You wouldn't rotate a rocket while traveling at 7 miles a second
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Oh no our ship is upside down in space! :neorat_woozy:

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boop boop boop < I've got that on vinyl

#Monsterdon boss is a hardass, dude

look it was just one sector, we have like 7 others, it'll be fine

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aluminium siding rocket ships in 1950s movies needs to become it's own genre

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oh-oh pointy rocket is in trouble!
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"That plug ought to make a couple grand, eh?"

No ... you have to negotiate that BEFORE you make the plug. #monsterdon

EXACTLY! That's why you're all DUMBASSES.

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Everyone! buckle your... wheeled office chairs? #Monsterdon

Put some of that fancy lubricant on the meteor. #Monsterdon

@brooke (snickers)
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nobody even blinked at the women clearly addressing some hostile "alpha" because nobody in this crew ever listens to the one woman on board #monsterdon

they had to bring a female navigator because men don’t ask for directions #Monsterdon

BWEEPING INTENSIFIES!

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A meteor is making their atomic chamber heat up and so they are going to spin really fast. #monsterdon

So we have Danger Tubas in this movie's soundtrack? Or are these Danger Trombones?

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#monsterdon I'm sorry, cannot take the emergency seriously with that Chihuahua dog alarm sound

Happy fourth of July! #Monsterdon

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🐈 CAT-TRIVIA OF THE MOON

👀 Keep your eyes open for the outside of the spaceship changes during the movie.

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something's embedded in your rear section. this is why you're supposed to wait, this is why "not now."
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#Monsterdon "something's embedded in our rear section" ah the piercer has become the piercee

They just got hit by the "It" from "It came from outer space" #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Dat new lubrication 💦 #monsterdon

"Something's embedded in our rear section!"

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Space cat has bapped them.

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"That lubrication sure did the trick"

That's what she said

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they got anally fucked #Monsterdon

This space programme is impressively frugal their rocket is all corrugated steel panelling and they sleep on patio furniture and use surplus office chairs on the bridge that's the way to do it #Monsterdon

Hit by a bottle rocket!

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OK I'll just be a little behind I guess

Strong intro though, definitely worthy of good speakers

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goofiest alarm ever

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@JamesAkers not looking good for a Bechdel..
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@aburka what the plug about lubrication?

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@Taweret right?

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#Monsterdon I hate the captain already. I hope he dies.

What happened to atomic rocket crews one thru three?

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And a paid promo for the DelFied (?) Oil Company!

Shop at Delphi Oil Company. The Oracle of Gasoline.

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Oh there's only one woman on the crew. She looked different after she stood up.

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arrgh I really should have gotten this movie into Plex earlier today

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SPACE!!! let's break out the cigars!!!

THAT WAS FORESHADOWING #monsterdon

"A piece of that green cheese" That makes me think of the next @scalzi novel..

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A dame for a navigator???? #monsterdon

This one guy's got resting Zap Brannigan voice. #Monsterdon

At the volume that he's yelling, he really doesn't need the mic at all.

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The lack of discipline of this crew is impressive.

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"Dad" ... wait, we have a father-daughter teamup on this crew?

Oh, yeah, standard wheeled office chairs on the bridge, too.

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If they were on course, shouldn't we be seeing the Moon on the display? #monsterdon

omg they don't wanna talk to the press, i feel you
LUBE? WTF #Monsterdon

"Are you all right [...]?"

"NO"

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"We're on our way to find you, Alpha! Hold on, Koenig!"

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Commander Uptight #Monsterdon

"No."

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Without this movie there would be no Asteroids video game.

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Can we have a few words from the crew? No.

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Checks her make-up and looks confused, just in case you weren't entirely sure she's a woman. Thanks, 1953!

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"I have the strangest feeling as though all of this has happened before." I'm sure this isn't a hint for anything important and just silly nonsense from the fairer sex. #monsterdon

"I have the strangest feeling that all this has happened before." Cylon confirmed. #Monsterdon

Yay, nuclear rockets. Boo, treating it like aircraft flight.

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Our dept still has some of those old office chairs. They're green. Pretty sure it's the same ones

"I have the strangest feeling... as though all of this has happened before"

YEAH WE WATCHED THAT MOVIE MONTHS AGO

>:(

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Wow this is a semi-enlightened film, a woman navigator.

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@Taweret

At least they have a .... seatbelt?

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"Over and out"

In email, that would be "deepest regards"

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....She can run this ship without them.

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Please no time loops.

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