THANK YOU FOR COMING IN #Monsterdon

And it'll all happen again

beeep beeep beeeeeeeeeeeeep

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

We have PRIMPING ✅💄 #Monsterdon

Dang. Didn't take long.

So excited that space suits of the far future past are going to be just khakis, business casual

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#monsterdon Spaceships be cozy back then

Ikea Rōkt #monsterdon

#monsterdon every man a tiger? What's the woman then?

Fashion!(tm)

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so, we brush our hair first then, do we. great movie we're about to be in for, ain't it. #monsterdon

Ew. #monsterdon

»Every man a tiger« uh ah gotta save this one #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Hooray for the flying dildo.” - yup. It’s a community watch here too. With @youngavenger teehee!

...At least the uniforms are better, I guess. Anyone forces this woman to marry anyone, though, and I'm gonna pitch a fit. #Monsterdon

@srol "Every man a tiger, let's go!" Strong *cat* theme already in #CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

.... no one can hear you scream.

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rolling chairs on a shaceship seem like not a great idea

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Code 63!!!
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@north "not entirely successful" #wrong #Monsterdon

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Helen does her hair, as astronauts do.

YEEE HAW WE'RE PAST THE BORDER

NO COPPERS GONNA GET US NOW!

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Very important for your spaceship: a Steelcase metal desk.

Oh, and gravity.

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#CatWomenOfTheMoon starts with a starfield and a dude monologue-ing about cosmic mysteries, which is how I would ideally start a thread about exoplanets. We then see a Moon Rocket taking off; it looks kind of like a football on the outside, but with fins.

In the inside, there's some corrugated metal walls and some booping electronics. The crew (two dudes and a girl) are laying down on mattress bunk chairs, presumably because they are under high gravity acceleration.

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Ah, so the women are cats and the men are tigers #monsterdon

Space, we made it...

IT'S THE FINAL FRONTIER!

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Happy to see that Helen gets to wear pants!

To be clear everyone that voted for "cat woman from the moon" are expecting this, right?

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Woman astronaut, decades before the US would do it for real #Monsterdon
(see also The Calculating Stars by @maryrobinette )

They just came back from a safari on the moon #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon at least they're not requiring the girl to marry the two men cause she's bunking in a room with them like project moonbase

why does captain man sound like discount cary grant #Monsterdon

I assume its her job to make the coffee

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Something tells me this moon landing was filmed on a soundstage

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I had garden recliners exactly like those ones in this rocket #Monsterdon

I bet the real astrounauts envy this confy chairs they have on this kind of movie.
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I'm a little behind schedule, but:

Frozen pizza is GO.
Soda is GO.
Feline roommate is STOP.

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That lubrication sure turned the trick.

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haha he just kicked-over a wood radio

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White Sands: Wake the fuck up assholes!

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#CatWomenOfTheMoon

relatable, sometimes I just don't bother answering the phone either #monsterdon

spaceship has bunkbeds!

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"Can you show any sign of recognition!?"

YEAH AND IT'S KIND OF PISSING ME OFF ACTUALLY #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon NASA really splurging on the budget with that corrugated steel wall.

Wow looks like they are having a bad trip

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Kick that instrument panel!

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kicks emquipment over

Hope that control wasn't important...

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Moonrocket 4! I hope that these groggy astronauts get to meet the groggy astronauts from Moonrockets 1 thru 3

Bunks! In! Space! #monsterdon

Kicked that prop a little too hard there. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

I've been in statis on my pool lounge chair... erator... 2000 #monsterdon

Those look like comfy bed cots.

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Hey they all fell asleep you know what they needed is a lady to serve them COFFEE #Monsterdon

now this is a spaceship!!

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Misspelled „Elmer Bernstien“. It’s „Berenstain“… #monsterdon

not that any of these movies ends "well" exactly, but you know what i mean. #monsterdon

Call thwm moon dog 69, they'll answer! #monsterdon

Moon Rocket CODE 63 CAN YOU HEAR US?

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You're traveling through another dimension... That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop #Monsterdon !

White Sands Calling Moon Space Rocket Code 63..what am i doing here? #Monsterdon

Nice garden recliners on this ship #monsterdon

Moon Rocket 4? What happened to the first 3 moon rockets?

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#Monsterdon g forces bay-beeeeeeeee

Good thing they are strapped into those chairs that are not connected to the floor.

#CatWomenOfTheMoon #Monsterdon

Phallic imagery ensues.

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Those cots do not appear to be securely fastened to the rocket floor...

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Lawn chairs in space. Always a good sign.

Who was the effects guy on this amazing film?
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They wanted a bigger rear-projection screen but couldn't afford a big enough soundstage for the projector so they had to fill it in with that liiiiiiiiittle TV

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Tripping while camping indoors. We've all been there. #Monsterdon

did the set designers who did that other movie with three people on lounge chairs = spaceship do this movie too? coz that one didn't end well, is what i'm saying. #monsterdon

TBF we all feel like we've hit 5 gees in the morning

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I like how the do the g-force face on this movie.
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And we have spaceship noises less than 2 minutes in! Bingo chances looking up #monsterdon

I also have the strangest feeling as though all this has happened before.

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We choose to go to the moon!

We choose to go to the moon in this #monsterdon and do the other things!

Not because they are easy, but because we were bored!

I would not want to travel in the spaceship made from sheet metal from Lowe's

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That guys already seen some shit #monsterdon

#monsterdon im watching

These folks sure don't seem to be all that psyched to be going to the moon.

Show some enthusiasm y'all!

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"Why must we wait? Why not now?" in regards to piercing something. Ew. #Monsterdon

Corrugated metal walls, this is obviously a Space X joint #monsterdon

White Sands! Hey a tie to an earlier #monsterdon

This voiceover is not Doing It For Me like Rod Serling does tbh

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No expense was spent #monsterdon

homie with the wide eyes is setting up the vibe for me early #monsterdon

You'd think they could have made some slightly more comfortable beds. Who's ever heard of cots on a spaceship?

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Well that's a quite large rocket... I feel like they'd want things a bit more compact.

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#RayPunk sci-fi has a special place in my heart for bad movies

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Straight to existential dread in cots. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon

Goddamn, high-G acceleration had NOTHING on 1950s bra engineering technology

#monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon #SonnyTufts #Thighbiter

Wait! I thought #monsterdon was on Sunday! Well, here we go!

#monsterdon here we go!

I am digging the cheap sun lounges as gravity couches

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#Monsterdon penetrate those secrets.

#monsterdon wow it really is the twilight zone wtf

"Why not now?" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "some things must be pierced... why not now" buy me dinner first bub

“Eternal mysteries” is another great start! #Monsterdon

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Always with the prologue from The Narrator making it sound *deep*

phallic spaceship #Monsterdon

Yeah! Why NOT now NASA. Get On It. #Monsterdon #CatWomenOfTheMoon