Cat Girl
Bluedepth

we’re one and the same. Gassy tigers. Pull my tail! Please! For the love of god! Grant me release! Light a match! Anyone have Febreeze!?!

Ben Ramsey
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster

I was hoping when she took off the sunglasses we'd see some late 1950s glass contact lenses to make her eyes look like cat eyes.

#Monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Uncle Vampire tells Lenora she must send her friends away from the spooky castle, and also dump her cheating husband, because their line needs to die out so no one is cursed by being a werecat.

She thinks this is dumb and/or horrible and runs away; then Uncle Vampire decides to sacrifice himself, which is done by breaking a ceramic cat and then letting his jungle cats eat him. Then the curse is transferred to Lenora.

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allanb

I though she was going to rub the blood all over herself sensually, but no

Adrew
Adrew
Ayyyydrew@gensokyo.social

yeah I'm not really seeing the downside here. You get his house and a huge pet cat.

Like, was the cat a complete dick to the guy or something?

#monsterdon

Bluedepth

β€œ700 years ago we were cursed by a witch doctor! He called our family pussies. And so, we have fulfilled the prophesy!”

Bluedepth

Try not to moan about it old man. Now we’ll need more sanitary napkins! Jesus! Someone get the wet dry vac!

Terencio

"the curse... to lick myself as a cat, while thinking as a human...."

Terencio

"why is there kitty litter in the corner?"

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allanb

Since they couldn't show anything, they had granny do some salacious exposition for us

Bluedepth

come please. Keep the screaming down. Grab a mop.

Bluedepth

β€œOh! You made a yummy sound! Just then! Did you hear it?”

Bluedepth

acting so wooden, the only drink that will help is Everclear.

Randy_underscore_S
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social

#monsterdon For future viewings of "The Cat Girl" (1957) you can have extra fun by <ctrl>-F find and replacing "Leopard" with "Stomach" in the subtitles file...

(Stomach growling)

lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta@hachyderm.io

do any nerds know what sort big cat they actually got those growling/roaring sound effects from. i'm pretty sure it's not actually from that spotty kitty (who i unfortunately cannot tell you whether it's a leopard or a jaguar)

#monsterdon

rj
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net

The Lady gives in to WILD, UNCONTROLLED URGES

...if this had been made now it would have been a really different movie. #monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Okay, so, um I guess the spooky gothic castle is also a hotel, and the coat lady's uncle is maybe the vampire guy? Anyway, out of the party, she is the most scared of staying here; maybe her uncle is a creep. Turns out she has Latent Secret Animal Powers and can listen to one of the Extremely Large Cats stalking a rabbit and growling.

She asks if the other pub denizens can hear this and they can't, because they're not otherkin or something.