CATGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mmm. cat suit #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Not since the Wasp Woman has there been such a transformation! #Monsterdon

Ah this car and this countryside 🥲

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There should have been a running gag where everyone thought the growling sounds were someone's hungry stomach, but no one would own up to it.

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oh she's actually transforming now. the girl has been catted

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At least it's a high-def hallucination?

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Yay, a transformation sequence! Magical Girl Feline Leonora!

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LEONORA: Wait, are these 600 thread count pajamas?

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Here we go, a little Gabapentin and we'll be ready to see the vet :D #Monsterdon

@sean Unfortunately laser pointers were not available in the UK back then #monsterdon

That car looks like it had the word "Bomb" written on the side door in cursive

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"why don't you girls sit in the back and get to know each other... maybe I'll take a turn too fast and someone's blouse comes unbuttoned, who knows..." #monsterdon

So is kitty hiding in the boot, or... #Monsterdon

lol, the psychiatric nurse looking at her like a piece of filth, biting social commentary there!

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Oh, Dottie. With your bottle-blonde hair and your cigarette. How long until your demise?

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The housekeeper is safe because leopards refuse to eat people pretending to be German. #monsterdon

“You are beyond help, my child” #Monsterdon

Cat Girl's dress reminds me of the time I was 6 years old (1980) and my mom and I were watching the Miss America pageant on TV, and I asked how all the women's dresses stayed on, why didn't they fall down? She laughed and said, "Their boobs hold them up," and I had...just....so many questions.

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@apLundell Probably not allowed to drive, etc

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"I thought we were going to the town for the shops, now we're driving your Ex down to London?!"

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this leopard is like when a person has a parrot that outlives them and suddenly their next of kin are saddled with a creature that's basically a toddler with a pair of pliers who can fly #monsterdon

Drunk: "Let's take the dead guy's car, he won't need it."
Cat Lady: "Take it and GO."
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#Monsterdon "Why not take Richard's car. Leonora won't want it."

Yeah, of course. Why would she want to keep her husband's car.

@starkraving666 @Lazarou I think it's held up with adhesive #monsterdon

Multiple deaths... sex, obvious mind control, fancy pjs, and some purring. #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

She's no Animala #monsterdon

Catfight! #Monsterdon

"I'd like you to agree to a period of confinement in a cardboard box."

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@Lazarou He drives a cybertruck #monsterdon

you can't blame her, if i saw my husband cheating on me i would absolutely channel my cat powers and shred him up some #monsterdon

Suddenly remembering that this is consistent with some versions of lycanthropy, ones where you didn't actually turn into an animal (after selling your soul to Satan in exchange for a magic fur you could put on, in some versions), but rather the animal was linked to you.

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I wonder if I can check off "She acts like an actual cat" and "Claw attack" at the same time

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I KILLED MY HUSBAND

Haha now now, little lady, maybe you need a nap

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cat fight! haha get it #monsterdon

oh wait, is her dress supposed to evoke cat ears?? #monsterdon

need to check the house for explosions with this much gas lighting #monsterdon

#Monsterdon He’ll give you Thorazine! You’ll growl and you’ll claw, and float three feet over the bedspread. Rotating like a rotisserie chicken!

#Monsterdon Just yesterday there was a fatal leopard attack in this household and the leopard hasn't been found, but sure, have sex outside on the grounds.

#monsterdon This is the 2nd movie we've watched with coitus interruptus felem, isn't it (the first being Re-Animator)?

edit: Accusative case?

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CATGRRLLLLED excellent and thank goodness

Only a wild animal could have torn him to pieces like that.

Have you met Richard?

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"I'd like to offer my deepest sympathies,"

But really it was too funny. We all laughed *so hard,* it was hilarious. #Monsterdon

Consider that a divorce. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

here we go baby, i'm tuned back in now that cat girl is locked in and shredding #monsterdon

"Be sensible"

This guy is throwing out sexist gaslighting tropes faster than I can mock him.

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oh good, she ate him first. yay!

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This movie's got some good shots in it. Over all kinda flat blocking and small flat rooms. But couple of good moody bits.
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And no one of value was lost.

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eyebrow transformation!

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#monsterdon the psychologist's dialogue was written by someone who had heard that they existed and did exactly that much research.

God, straight people are so gross #monsterdon #thecatgirl

C'mon miss, time to get serious. Eye of the...

Hm.

Never mind. #Monsterdon

Calm down...lady! #monsterdon

nah, Def Leppard, eat the bookburner first! #monsterdon

"I've hurt you" says the woman who got slapped. Fuck that guy.

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I hope this movie ends with a literally Leopards Eating People's Faces Party and I hope they start with that guy

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Pretty grabby for a psychiatrist. Not thrilled about the book destruction either.

"I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist, a doctor, and a friend"

uhhuh sure fuck off #monsterdon

#monsterdon omg!!

Ripping up a 700-year-old book is a sure way to lose any sympaw-thy I may have had for you

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Oh yeah, the book burning guy has to die.

Why is she named Leonora? Shouldn't it be Leopardina or something? #Monsterdon

Violence against literature? Eat his face!
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Wait, he slaps her and she apologizes?
oh, the misogy...
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"The others can go. I'm sure leopards won't eat *my* face."

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Don't rip the book you asshole #monsterdon #thecatgirl

I really don't like this controlling and manipulative doctor, and occasional book burner.....

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"Am I out of my mind?"

To be in this movie, yes.

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"I'm talking to you now as a book burner" #monsterdon

everyone knows the best way to help someone who is having a pathological obsession with objects or ideas is to simply burn those objects and tell them they are bullshit #monsterdon

Death to the book-burner guy. Get his ass.

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Ah yes... Book Burning. That always ends well.

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burning her family books? That is literally the most horrific thing I've seen on any #monsterdon

look, if your uncle's dead

you can start cleaning out all the taxidermy, that may help. #monsterdon

Dude, if you start tearing up ancient books in my house, I will sic more than the cats on you.

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yeah there's the american burning books

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Yeah let's burn books like its the 1950s #HistoryRhymes #Monsterdon

Is she wearing body armor?
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"let's not confuse fact and fiction. and let's not confuse wolves with leopards either!"

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They don’t read the books they just play with the ribbons #catgirl1957 #monsterdon

Circling back, why *DID* these two marry? Clearly they can barely stand each other.

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@sealawyer yeah like what good is a cat curse if you can't even get the eyes

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Sleep. SLEEEEEEEP!
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Doesn't anyone in this place drink coffee?? Disappointed #Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch

"My nails look FANTASTIC!" #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Hmm, did couverture still obtain in England in 1957? That might literally be _his_ house.

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#Monsterdon damn what's Allen holding

"Be a good girl. Do just as I say." I hate him. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

there's a leopard roaming free on the grounds.... welp, no reason to modify my social calendar #monsterdon

I don't know about the leopard but I certainly want to chew that guy's face off every time he talks. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Is she just going to stare at her hands like she's on ketamine for half this movie?

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Ah yes the jungles of Great Britain

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@socketwench he will find her scraping kitty litter for 10 minutes straight at midnight. #monsterdon

This prize gets a rating of 5.4/10 from IMDB users. By comparison, tomorrow evening's #MondayActionMovie (8 P ET) gets 3.4 so, be afraid.....#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "be a good girl"

Fuuuuh the 50s is strong with this film.

There is an urban myth of 'big cats' roaming the moors of Britain, former escaped pets....

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ooooh, I see, she has the curse of HORNY

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This psychiatrist has routed his accent through three different countries to mask its origin #monsterdon

"Blood on my hands made me feel strange, excited, I can't quite describe it."

Movie isn't even trying to be subtle about how menstruation makes women into wild beasts is it?

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