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I had someone smile at me like that once. The next several years were pretty interesting. #monsterdon

“when i die i want to be wrapped in velvet”

Leonora is not only a mystical jungle pussy, but she’s a hardcore fashionista

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lycan’tthropy: n. The state of being a person who can’t shapeshift between the form of a human being and an animal

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am still seeing Christopher Lee but in a strapless evening gown, tastefully adorned with diamond jewelry

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This is a metaphor for women's sexuality, which must by controlled by emotionless men in gray suits with large doses of heroin.

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Barbara Hennessy is the woman Christopher Lee. change my mind.

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#monsterdon We are eight minutes in and not one person has delivered a stilted cat pun yet, this is insupportable. We should riot

Psychiatrist: Call it Lenora, call this so-called “cat” on the phone. Let me talk to it on the phone. What’s its phone number Lenora? You don’t know it’s phone number? That’s because CATS DONT EXIST!
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England is just one dark spooky place in these movies.

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Well, it had to end somehow.

Thanks @Taweret and #monsterdon people for a fun film!

One Flew Over the Leopard Nest
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am not leaving you any money, just the lust for raw blood and weird zoophilia

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#monsterdon "I'll give you something to quiet your nerves."

If this doctor thinks he's about to give Leonora a pill he's about to experience a mightily unpleasant surprise

My own family curse doesn't involve importing animals from South America.

We're alcoholics.

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"But you married another man"
"I was lonely and frightened"

I've been to a few of those weddings...

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So a leopoard is eating people's faces off at night and people go out to screw around in the dark woods

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Hi, my name's Leonora, but you can call me the Fediverse Cat.
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oh snap, when he killed the kitty, he killed Leonora. welp, and that is that. now the curse died out for reals. no more secret african jungle pussy. le sad.

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They could've just sent the leopard to a big game preserve and gotten drunk.

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did Leonora get dressed in a black leather coat to go stalking blondie?

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Well, if you say you didn't kill her, I believe you. You're a man after all

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#monsterdon OH MY GOD THAT'S THE END

Leonora/Leoparda gets flattened by a car driven by the object of her misplaced affection! Nobody fucks off into the sea, but they're right by the docks so probably somebody fucked off into the Thames or something. Our protagonist learned nothing and resolved nothing, but her curse is dispelled because she was killed??!

And that's a wreck!

Thank you for hosting, @Taweret! Truly this experience felt like coughing up a hairball. No notes, spectacular.

The wrong monster died, Brian still alive to gaslight Dorothy until he grows bored and move onto other prey

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#monsterdon The policemen find a woman run over, a piece of Leonora's raincoat is literally draped across Brian's car hood, and the police let him go because he insists that he didn't hit her and that they wouldn't believe his explanation!?

"I killed a leopard, not the woman"

"Come with me sir...."

I hope he get the blame for this

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#monsterdon Two policemen with long guns and zero policemen with tuna tins

They are going about this All Wrong™.

"This is Lesbian street"

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#monsterdon Dinner at 10pm??

Leonora is going to start yowling at 6pm sharp and continue incessantly the. Entire. Time.

#Monsterdon Kill Kill Kill! Yes! Kill fucking Brian! Tear him into parcels and play with the remains!

fucked up families and sketchy inheritances are the ultimate iconic European union

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am running late with this stream and Anna checking out a naked Leonora was yikes.

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BTW i blame @Taweret for my newfound obsession movies with Peter Cushing & Christopher Lee in them

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The least realistic part of the movie was that Leonora would have passed the message from Brian on to Dorothy as "Brian says you should feed me now, and then we'll go out at 10pm and have supper again."

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Did we watch that movie? It's kind of like I was asleep and dreaming that I was asleep.

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Leopard eat the man and the two ladies run off to a cute fishing village somewhere

oh too late....

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A little unbelievable that Dorothy can go out with Leonora on the town.

Leonora would surely go half way out the door and then refuse to go all the way out.

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gurl, what’s with this “i love you Brian” bullshit? he ain’t loving you. stop being so needy.

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bitch really tried to blame the dead husband for her fucking around with him? Leonora going for her neck was pure politeness. i would have whacked the shit out of her.

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So a pet kitty *and* you get to be a kitty?

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#monsterdon oh wow this is better than CATS (2019)

That lady's hair is just too blond
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#monsterdon Who's that rap-rap-rapping at my chamber door?
It's just the wind, and nothing more.
Quoth the leopard:
"Leonora"

"Went for a sex weekend in the country, saw a man get eaten by a leopard. Would not rate this dogging site 0/5 stars"

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#monsterdon *Leonora Brandt pets the danger kitten* "There, the creature is already under your control!"

quick, get a box. big one

The family cat tree?
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#Monsterdon Frau Blucher! Faint sound of horse whinnies.

Leonora’s post-accident taxidermy #monsterdon #catgirl1957

suggested changes that would improve the Cat Girl (1957):

making the characters vaguely likable
add variety to the cat-like urges, including knocking things off tables, sitting in boxes, slapping people for no reason and kneading biscuits constantly
add more lesbians
have lenore faint less
use the padding moments to make the characters likable instead of wasting them by making the audience bored
either make the psychiatrist guy less of a jerk or have someone punch him in the face

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And that's a wrap.

A bit of a vague cat-lady shape-shifter thing going on there, but not so well executed. The screenwriter didn't really seem to know where he wanted to go with this one.

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"What's my motivation in this scene?"

"You're made of wood. Dull, lifeless wood."

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#monsterdon They just had Leonora reach for a hairbrush when the back of her hand was RIGHT THERE

Catastrophic missed opportunity

#monsterdon "You should spend the day tomorrow with Dorothy. Shopping, lunch, maybe a movie."

WATCH CRITTERS 2 YOU COWARDS

They should give her some knitting supplies for entertainment while she's in this hospital. Well, at least a big ball of wool.

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haven’t gotten to the transformation yet. my innanet is soooooo slow.

isn’t Cathy married to that blonde guy? and she’ banging Leonora’s husband?

and they’re in the middle of the forest at night cuz the leopard could not possibly eat their faces?

you know Leonora grangran was totally a suffragette

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Ugh there's still 20 more minutes left of this movie. Can a leopard just eat everybody already?

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"I was an animal... On the dance floor!!!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon (Leonora is very well behaved, you can tell because they let her get in the car without wrestling her into a carrier first)

lol, "why not take Richard's car"

I mean he's dead now, so just take it yeah?

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I'll prove I'm rationale by burning priceless antique books and bullying a woman

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I’ve called you here to give you your inheritance. And also you get new eyebrows.
You’re welcome!
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#monsterdon Ah yes, the classic fitful-sleeping camera angle precisely calibrated to provide the optimal view to the very depths of both nostrils, instantly recognizable from that era

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"Break into the drinks cabinet then fuck me Richard! She doesn't love you!"

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I do hope we see a leopard eating somebody's face tonight...

Drink driving and dick to his wife, he can be eaten first

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@bunnyhero "The Shadow of the Cat"??!!? HOW CAN WE GET THIS ON THE BALLOT?!?! #monsterdon

Tonight was the first time I joined #monsterdon. It was fun. In that 1.5h I didn't think about the Bretton Woods conference once. Just the cursed bloodlust of unrequited catgirl love. Looking forward to the next one.

Early on, when I first started doing #monsterdon I was going on about bad movies and someone told me that the point was monster movies, not bad movies.

I beg to differ, sir.

It had some of the features of a movie, but not many.

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The police were in on it the whole time!
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In this scene, after she ate the bird, she should have walked over to the mantle and just knocked a few of these things onto the floor.

And frankly, she shouldn't have eaten the bird. She should have handed the dead bird over as a gift.

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So, we found her her clothes in the car, you refuse to answer any question...
Well you are a white man so we will get the blood off the car, have a good day!
~Cops
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Totally on the side of Cat Girl with that one, the bastards

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I hope we aren't going to see a kitty get run over...

too late

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#monsterdon "If you want Denmark street, stay to your left. I just hope he doesn't keep you too long! Rough neighbourhood around here."

_a rather chonky leopard walks down the street under a streetlamp_

Rough neighbourhood indeed, that cat is absolutely about to commit crimes. On the docks. Importing undeclared goods to avoid paying duties and fees.

I expected more peeing over the side of the litterbox and waking people up at 5:20am for wet food.

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british backyards are scary shit

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I think Lenore needs a more interesting foil than the psychiatrist guy. Her having a crush on him makes her less relatable because he sucks so much.

Also, its annoying she always just swoons and folds to whatever suggestion he has.

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Psychiatrist: There’s no such thing as cats

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#monsterdon "Then will the leopard to appear." "...It only comes at night."

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

This movie has a 1957 low-level sexy vibe going. All very understated of course.

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She’s a jellicle cat

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OMG he slapped her? Brian gonna get jungle pussied, ain’t he?

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Stomach growling

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That car conversation probably wasn't a Bechdel pass?

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There is nothing a lobotomy can't fix!
~Doctors in the day
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Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!

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To show the audience how the monster works, Lenore wanders aside and catches the cheating couple (including her husband), and then mentally directs her great cat minion to eat them.

This act of monstrous violence makes me... shrug.

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actually laughing at richard being eaten by a leopard, this is what 2025 has done to us!

"Chew on that! lol!"

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#monsterdon *Leonora gives the cold shoulder to the lady friend of the doctor she fancies*

oh come on, she could have at least mustered a hiss and a swipe

so instead of dealing with his issues, the uncle wants her to touch his symbolic pussy 🤨

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The real monster is book burners #monsterdon #catgirl1957

Sorry - leopards are from Africa.

Leppards, especially Def ones, are from Sheffield, UK.

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#monsterdon Are those the dulcet tones of a theremin I hear in the background, behind all that growling?

#monsterdon oh noooooo, Leonora is cursed to inherit a taxidermy collection

the poor innocent woman

#monsterdon Just so we're clear, anyone who cracks a "people voting for the face-eating leopard party" joke tonight will be summarily mauled by a leopard. It's just the rules. Nothing personal.

That is a leopard isn't it? they're the ones in trees, cheetahs don't go in trees, right?

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Lecherous husband means he's sure to be bumped off by the lethal cat thing shortly.

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