Speaking of dinner. I'll just have a little appetizer... #monsterdon

Dorothy with a leopard print collar...

#monsterdon

Go by yourself, I already ate.

#Monsterdon

Was it a canary or a... swallow.. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Wow remember when restaurants were open at 10pm lol #monsterdon #thecatgirl

Chekhov leopard skin #monsterdon

If only there a small feather sticking out of her mouth. #monsterdon

#monsterdon did… did we just pass the bechdel test?

"Take a bus"

At this time of night?

#monsterdon #catgirl1957

#Monsterdon birdie!

Brian is a psychiatrist? Clearly, not board certified.

#monsterdon

"That's in the heart of the London Docks"

Where the actual fuck is he sending these women?

#Monsterdon

Dorothy: it's getting late, we'd better get home

Also Dorothy: pours a full cup of tea

#monsterdon

"When I die,I want to be wrapped in velvet."
"What a charming thought." Have a drink. Beverages solve everything. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

You can hear his real voice and his phone voice in the same room
#monsterdon

got I wish he would stop doing the bogart voice

#monsterdon

"No bad moments?"

Well I said something weird about velvet and I'm drooling over your canary, but otherwise things are fine. #Monsterdon

Yeah that bird doesn't have long for this world.

#Monsterdon

And then she calmly walks over to the table, and casually pushes the ringing phone onto the floor.

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

@log personally: nope, I desperately hope she eats them all

I'm not holding out much hope though

#Monsterdon

Shit, that bird is getting vored #monsterdon

Cage too small for birb. Flock too small for birb. The 50s are so cruel. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon urge.... to claw back... rising

SNAX

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

I call 'Feathers protruding from her mouth.'.

#monsterdon

"Velvet makes me want to curl up and sleep" And make biscuits for some reason. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

@gnomon "cat"astrophic hehe

#Monsterdon

EAT THE CANARY

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

Yeah, make your current wife spend time with your former lover who she dislikes. Great way to keep your everyone happy...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon that looked like an awkward coffee outing

@Lazarou "I wonder where I can get some catnip cologne?" #monsterdon

He has a lot of “good girls” #Monsterdon

This reminds me of all my conversations, except I often talk about velour instead of velvet.

#Monsterdon

Yeah doc, ask your wife to take care of your crazy furry ex-girlfriend
#monsterdon

I wrote a song once that was "Road Runner" by the Modern Lovers, but I changed it to "Cop Killer". I didn't change anything else.

#monsterdon

"I want to make biscuits in velvet."

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

We've got 14 minutes, movie. It's time to decide what you're doing. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Feels like Brian's just getting wives to feed to the cat-girls at this point #catGirl

@ohiofi Yes, shopping, the well known third step after "relax!" and condescension.

#monsterdon

And she lived happily ever after and was never a cat again

#Monsterdon

Coffee or Tea on that table? #Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch #CatGirl1957

Tea is served

#monsterdon #catgirl1957

Can you imagine if they just went and ended the movie there
#monsterdon

Sure, you're crazy, but it's a gentle, lady kind of crazy. What you need is a little shopping!

#Monsterdon

"i'll take that chance."
oh yeah, totally safe. absolutely send her out with your wife, whom she obviously dislikes. #monsterdon

"In the evening we'll be -- HAVE! We'll HAVE dinner!" #Monsterdon

Yes we lycan!

#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

He’s like Jerry Orbach on doucheroids. #Monsterdon

You know what this movie needs right now? #monsterdon

He's going to be super gaslighty when the murder mittens come out. #Monsterdon

If she's really a were-leopard she should have freckles #monsterdon

Flashlights are her weakness? Boo #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Wait, did she name the leopard Kill? Good name. Very appropriate.

#Monsterdon

commanding a leopard to kill, something completely antithetical to its nature, that will prove your control over it #monsterdon

Kill! Kill! Kill!

If she's not careful she'll end up on the Group W Bench

#Monsterdon

what a dumb night watchman
#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🎥 LOW BUDGET FILM SCHOOL 💸

Don't expect to make a fine film for a low budget.

Example: Sam Arkoff was SHOCKED that there was no Cat Monster in the original finished movie, so he gave special effects artist Paul Blaisdell 3 days to create a furry cat mask and claws.

A cameraman shot extra footage with this mask slightly out of focus and it was spliced into the film. Blaisdell thought it looked "shoddy".

#CatGirl 🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆

Vampire-adjacent kitty, I guess. Including the kind that makes everyone think its normal

#monsterdon #catgirl1957

I can't get into this #monsterdon because I hate all the characters.

@gnomon Claw-inating the countryside. Clawinating the adultrers. Clawingating all the peoples, and the thatched roof cottages. THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES.

... and then leopard comes in the niiiiiiiight!

#Monsterdon #Trogdor

If that's a night time park warden for a London Park he will have seen some mad shit....

#Monsterdon

Ha ha - the cat transition scene. Those were some interesting effects. Depended a lot on blurry photography.

#monsterdon

character has to act casual and hide their partial animal transition

classic comedy bit

#monsterdon

Just give her some catnip and she'll be fine.

#Monsterdon

He just keeps telling her she's fine and ignoring her problems. He's the worst psychiatrist of all time. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

This movie could really turn things around if Cat Girl realized that she's actually the one with the power now and just fucking owned it and killed all these controlling assholes. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Nurses are supposed to tend to wounds?

#monsterdon

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DOOO ITTT 🐆 👨‍⚕️ 🩸 💀

"I'm a professional, Leonora. Our relationship must be limited to my telling you that you are mentally disturbed and injecting you with highly addictive sedatives."

#Monsterdon

All this trouble could've been avoided if her husband would just learn how to find the clitorus

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Maybe an ex-lover shouldn't be your primary psychologist...

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

but why did she get scratches on her back?

get the leopard on speed-dial, Leonora #monsterdon

Ah yes the old "shouting RELAX at someone" intervention.

#Monsterdon

"I know you well enough to bypass some formalities"

that quote might be slightly inaccurate, but OMG ethics fail!!!

#Monsterdon

All she needs is a superheroine costume and her mind will accept it all #monsterdon

"...heeere kitty kitty kitty"

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

Lady, do not fall into this man's arms.

#Monsterdon

slap her again
#monsterdon

"Last night I was an animal!"

I was an aardvark! An anteater! I spent a fortnight in Paris as a wombat! #Monsterdon

*more* naked lady back? oh my #monsterdon

@ottaross I think it's supposed to be that she can mind-meld with the leopard, and maybe vice-versa, but it's taking some time for the connection to grow to full strength or something

#Monsterdon

Okay, so we went to London but are still hearing growling noises outside, even though there are probably few giant cats in London, because our mind is still bound to the cat. We look at our hands and then we transform into a leopard... or maybe psychically project ourself into the body of a leopard and imagine that we are turning into a furry? I'm going with the second one, maybe?

The next morning we are back to our human self?

#monsterdon

I SO want to kill him. #Monsterdon

Honestly, Barbara Shelley is putting in a first rate performance, despite everyone else's wooden acting.

#Monsterdon

all she needs is a proper set of enrichment toys and some nice wildebeast honestly

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

It’s pretty much a remake of Cat People (1942) but less atmospheric #monsterdon

Irresponsible of the psychiatric hospital to have a tropical rainforest right outside to hide big cats

#Monsterdon

i don't know what's going on here at all, but i already hope cat girl eats 100% of these fuckers before the credits roll.

#monsterdon

The director's thinly disguised fetish: The cold shoulder look.

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

Now _that's_ a catsuit.

#Monsterdon

Don't worry Leonora, whoever you just ripped up definitely deserved it

#Monsterdon

"Had yourself quite a night!"

Fuck off, dude. What a dick. #Monsterdon

I really hope she eats that controlling American doctor.....

#Monsterdon

THAT IS NOT HOW CLAWS WORK #monsterdon

Awww she turned into a puddy-tat!
#monsterdon

Oh wait, is this the live action Animorphs?
#Monsterdon

OMG She's a fucking furry?

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

[Nekomimi intensifies]

#Monsterdon