Oh, that was the ending.
#Monsterdon

@catzilla
Scotland Yard is awfully polite.
#Monsterdon

For a silly premise, that was such an oppressive film. Everyone looked absolutely miserable to be a part of it. #monsterdon

#monsterdon and with that it just sorta… ends.

Well that was… disappointing.

Ah well, that's just how it goes. Sometimes Monsterdon is caressing yeti nipples, sometimes is weird family cat curses that end like a wet fart.

Fun either way.

Goodnight all!

@catzilla fundamental cat duality obviously #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

@jonny My favorite part is that they said they would clean his car for him. And gave him a ride home. #Monsterdon

Clearly Leonora just needed some headpats. #monsterdon

Classic #monsterdon ending. Sudden and anti-climatic #thecatgirl

@s20 Drunks do #Monsterdon

At least this one was mercifully short. #monsterdon

@yatsu
I thought they were going to check it over for evidence before cleaning it but now I'm not sure.... #monsterdon

@socketwench abandon the patriarchy become cat girl
#monsterdon

The moral of the story is that you can become a cat girl even with only one cat in your life and nobody but your weird uncle will warn you about this #monsterdon

Last in the line of legendary were-cats. Killed by a car.

THE END

She deserved a much more glorious exit from this realm. Oh well it was fun while it lasted. I guess it wouldn't really be the same without an abrupt ending would it?

Thanks for another fun #Monsterdon evening @Taweret !

#monsterdon WILSON! I'M SORRY WILSON!

I'm not sure this movie could afford an ending that would have made us happy.
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Well, as we all know that cats have 9 lives, I look forward to watching the remaining eight The Cat Girl movies.

#Monsterdon

I'm just sad for the leopard. And the birb. This, I suppose was their fate. Somewhere, though, the spirit of the leopard still runs free thru the night. I feel it, still. Good night!

#CatGirl1957
#monsterdon

Aren't we going to talk about the fact that the book burner never got his comeuppance? #monsterdon

@sealawyer i was hoping he'd at least get arrested, if he wasn't going to get eaten! #monsterdon

As the movie trails off pointlessly, a psychiatrist explains how hysteria can transmute leopard fur into a raincoat.

Uteruses are clearly the most dangerous thing on the planet.

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

and that's The End of a #monsterdon

in which, we learn, the true killer

WAS THE AUTOMOBILE.

-fin-

So the monster fucked off into the front grill of a car.

#Monsterdon

So, they fucked off into the night.

#Monsterdon

So the most horrible person got to live? Boo. #Monsterdon

I...what?

Thanks friends #monsterdon #thecatgirl

I like how we went instantly from Lenore being alone in an alley to having three cops standing in a circle over her corpse.

The cops decide that Nick is suspicious, because it looks like Lenore was also hit by a car, but they let him ago after he says that he didn't hit her. I guess he was too posh to detain for questioning.

Then we get a voiceover about the curse dying when Lenore's line ends and, credits.

#monsterdon

BRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN #monsterdon

"We've got reason to suspect you murdered a woman, but what the hell you're a white man we'll just call it good. Car wash, doctor? Have a nice night!"

Christ #Monsterdon

Dr. asshole: "You're all right now"
Wife: "No you asshole, I almost got killed by a cursed catwoman/leopard that you used to date, you ,m'fer!"
#Monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon. Let us all give thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and our thanks to all the posters and lurkers who make this so awesome. And remember #Monsterdoners: That's what I call real hospitality.

Booo.

Not enough faces were eaten.

#monsterdon

So freedom from the curse was just a matter of running the leopard over with a car that has a silver hood ornament? #Monsterdon

"Let's just say we've run out of budget and the director's ready to wrap things up and get to the pub" #Monsterdon #CatGirl

I guess the abomination has ceased... #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"Let's just say it has something to do with the conquest of mind over matter"

That literally explains nothing

#Monsterdon

this denouement is... just as tedious as the rest of the movie #monsterdon

Wait, so does Brian believe that there was a leopard now?

Police: " Leave your car with us, we'll clean all the evidence off it and give it back."

#Monsterdon

Sure fine, you can go

#monsterdon

"look, car accidents just happen, man" #monsterdon

"Are you certain you didn't hit two bumps?"
PHRASING
#monsterdon

Just wait until the coroner finds the contents of her stomach at the autopsy. #monsterdon

Oh no. I am a few minutes behind and everyone seems disappointed and angry.
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"...are you sure you didn't feel two bumps?"
"don't threaten me with a good time"

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo 😭

Those are some saucy looks she gave just before that poor kitty got smounched.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon They brought in the director of Tease-O-Rama (1955) just for this scene. Enjoy it folks, this is as risqué and dangerous as this movie gets:

Well, that was a scene!

#Monsterdon

This is anti-catgirl propaganda.

#monsterdon

That's IT!? GodDAMMIT movie! #Monsterdon #CatGirl

What a twat

#monsterdon

saved! by the Automobile! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon She couldn’t fly, Fwump!

@plaidtron3000

That orgasm killed her

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

#Monsterdon Brian! Roadkill! Okay fine. I was joking! Let’s all kill Brian!

#monsterdon If Dorothy walks down a dark alley and is confronted by a leopard that pops out and says "Heeeeeeeey, Adora" I am absolutely going to lose my mind

Heels off girls! It's killing time!
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

#Monsterdon *nice* car-on-cat-on-catgirl violence

Oh no! Kitty got runned over! #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

fuck NO not the cat 😭
#monsterdon

nooooo kitty :blobcry: #monsterdon

@mmezabet ok thank you for pointing out that dorothy can also be "dotty"

i feel like they were making a lot of subtle little puns in this

#monsterdon

faster, pussycat

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957
Shoulda named this movie Were-leopard in London.

@Genstar can confirm that you missed very little else. #monsterdon

I miss Allan.

#Monsterdon

Okay, so some randos found a leopard wandering around London, and the audience knows that its Lenore's Leopard minion. We then see that Lenore has leveled up into Greaser Goth Lenore and followed Dorothy to the boat themed family restaurant where Dorthy and Nick (the Leisure Suit Psychiatrist guy) are going.

Smoking a cigarette, she tells Dorothy that she loves Nick, which she takes rather matter of factly with "but you married another man (shrug)."

#monsterdon

Ah yes police with Lee-Enfield rifles. The Bobbys know how to roll when they want to. #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Dorothy doesn't strike me as too bright, just accepting her hubs would meet her in a rough area at 10pm and then waiting

#monsterdon

Leopards? In My Area? #monsterdon

Leopard leopard, scared of lights.
Like a frightened cat in the night.
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

leopard street

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Is this where the phrase "cat fight" came from?
#monsterdon

Leonora: "Til death parts you."

Dorothy: "Why do you say that?"

Isn't is obvious, Dorothy? She's threatening you.

#Monsterdon

It has been far too long since anybody got eaten

#Monsterdon

"Yes, until I eat your face."

#monsterdon #CatGirl

DENMARK STREET? #monsterdon

Well that scene was disappointingly straight

#monsterdon #catgirl1957

This movie was released in 1957, which, in British years, was 1938. #Monsterdon

Woah - hope those police officers remembered to bring their leopard handcuffs!

#Monsterdon

I guess this will be one of that sudden end #monsterdon movie

Oh, oh, she's got her spiky eyebrows on, that's not good.

#monsterdon

Lenore comes over to visit Dorothy (the wife of psychiatrist guy), where she wanders about and threatens to eat her bird. And maybe eats her bird; I wasn't paying too much of attention. Then Dorothy wanders out to meet the psychiatrist guy for a midnight snack or something; the orchestral music tells us that this is Momentous.

#monsterdon

What are the cops going to do when they catch up with the leopard? Scold it? #monsterdon

CATGIRL + black leather was already married in the public consciousness, I see.

#Monsterdon

"I decided to come after all."

I've decided I'd like to be a FRIEND of Dorothy :3 #Monsterdon

hitting the leopard with the car would be on-point, though. #monsterdon

I think "look sharp" must mean something different in American English.

#Monsterdon

rought neighborhood. Lots of big cats lying around.
#monsterdon

Okay. Now they're just cribbing Cat People frame for frame. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

@RobynGoodfellow in this movie kitty embraces you

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Yes. YES. That's it. Embrace the kitty. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

@moira I would also accept "polite burp with a cloud of feathers" later.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon London Bridge is falling down.

"i'm sorry you won't come"
it's okay, i already had dinner. tweety was delicious.
#monsterdon

Dorothy knows what's up with this sexy velvet death shroud talk.
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Look at this poser wearing a leopard-print collar when she's not even a were-leopard

#monsterdon #CatGirl

London: Before they build all the new stuff

#Monsterdon

Random pedestrians with a bike are being far too sensible.

#monsterdon #catgirl1957