There's a fine line between giving actors too much direction and none at all
Easter's canceled kids... #monsterdon
@Bluedepth probably about time I learned what that references
@Lazarou It's like eating an edible nowadays #monsterdon
Young newlywed couple arriving at mysterious house during a rainstorm is the plot of another story! #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial oh wow, you're right! #Monsterdon #BechdelPass
He's quite a cad.
Whenever I'm invited to a strange British manor, I ALWAYS check the dusting job...
Don't you just hate it when you invite one person over and they invite three others along and demand coffee at midnight?
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957
Pleeeeease let the #BarbaraShelley character's scumbag husband become cat food! π #TheCatGirl πββ¬ #Monsterdon
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#Monsterdon man that jaguar is making weird bird noises
@Lazarou It's all in the service of Bechdel #monsterdon
Allen: "What is this? A training school for ghouls?"
Yeah, let's order the OLD LADY WITH A CANE to carry the luggage upstairs. #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957
βWhat is this placeβA training school for ghouls?β #Monsterdon
A training school for ghouls! π»
@catzilla I didn't see she had no shoes! Dang. Brave considering all the glass everywhere.
I have no idea what is going on #monsterdon #thecatgirl
#Monsterdon I couldnβt come alone. I had to pack snacks.
@Zerofactorial probably get drunk just chewing his face #Monsterdon
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
#Monsterdon get out of the car! Fetch me coffee. Fetch. Me. Coffee. Woman!
Bringing Up Baby horror version
I know who I want to be mauled...
#monsterdon
Time to clean the litter box
@Lazarou I think it wouldn't be good for the big cat though #monsterdon
Ominous dancing-in-the-bar scene gets us started. Glorious black and white.
@allanb SAME. #Monsterdon
Leaving candles unattended on top of books seems like a very unwise thing to do #monsterdon
The family curse is exotic pets.
as it is ours to get motion sickness from one. #monsterdon
I'm seeing only one that I wouldn't want slashed within about 15 minutes. And I think she will be slashing.
Some people drink to get laid, others prefer the company of a bottle
I hope the leopard spirit takes a bite out of hubby #monsterdon
@lytta I always just thought that's how movie characters are
And presumably Hollywood writers
They got married, but they're both still carrying flames for their exes? #monsterdon
#monsterdon oh, right, shitbag husband. I think I'm caught up again.
Wow this movie is half over. #Monsterdon
@allanb so are they
'she's not even my only wife' #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I doubt she can see us, she's at least 10 feet away
He was a dogboy, she will be a cat girl, it would never work out.
Doesn't anybody clear the empty glassware from these tables?
This lady's so be-turtlenecked and overcoated and "plain" makeup'd I have a feeling she's going to be a real sex kitten (get it) later
Devil Cat Girl From Mars. Now _There's_ a movie. #Monsterdon #CatGirl
Ahh, the days when a man would sit next to you, smoke, and exhale in your face while talking to you
@CactuarJoe i assume the Devil Girl herself will soon show up and liven this movie up. #monsterdon
DARK AND STORMY NIGHT! *drink*!
God I miss the days when smoking didnβt cause cancer or heart disease. #Monsterdon
Ahhhh, that's why there are a hundred glasses on the table. Everyone who stops by leaves their glass.
Of course the American has no tie, is smoking, and blows smoke on you. #monsterdon
Shove what off what? Or who?
#Monsterdon
Wedded bliss is a reason to drink...
Starting right in on the horror with British middle-class banter. #Monsterdon
Getting our #monsterdon game figured out.
It looks like a porn director with the collar #monsterdon
Seems like a miserable British marriage.
a lady, her childhood bar. #monsterdon
oh boy drunk brits
#monsterdon
He hasn't even touched his Guinness.
back in 1957 when everyone talked like they were pretending to be british people with the back of their tongue completely anaesthetized #monsterdon
So far, this is the scariest scene of the whole first minute of the movie.
launching my #monsterdon thread for The Cat Girl (1957), a monster movie that is not to be confused with the other many cat girls on the mastodons.
Monsterdon is a thing where we watch an old monster movie together each week and make fun of it. If that sounds fun to you, feel free to join us next week; if that sounds boring to you, feel free to mute the hash tag to avoid 9999+ posts about a 1950s movies with a cat girl or something.
Britiish hula dancers in the background. #monsterdon
I don't really get motion sick but good grief this movie print jumps around!
Aww I feel kind of bad for the leopard, I'm pretty sure it didn't ask for any of this
I'll have whatever Dancing Background Girl is having #monsterdon #thecatgirl
oh yes, she seems to be having a great time, sir. more drinking please. (-_-) #monsterdon
Oh wow, he's a prat.
Kitty! #Monsterdon #CatGirl
If I don't move, maybe he can't see me #monsterdon
*Turns and whispers to wife* Thatβs cat girl
that's no way to treat a leopard....
Go home cameraman you're DRUNK. #Monsterdon #CatGirl
There better be some cats in the #CatGirl movie. #monsterdon
it was a dark and stormy night like this many years ago when we first saw... THE CAT GIRL #Monsterdon
It was a dark and stormy night!
@gnomon End credits, lol, if we could be so lucky
WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!! #monsterdon #thecatgirl
Nothing good comes from this music. #Monsterdon #CatGirl
either this print is shaky or i need to cut back on the caffeine #monsterdon
every single one of these people listed are dead...
5,4,3,2,1 GO!
#monsterdon
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
"American International Pictures" (offer not valid in Canada)
"He was! He entered into the body of a leopard... just like I entered this fork-lift of a dress. Come hug me! Let me impale you upon my Twin Spikes of Doom!!!"
@diazona If you're a first cousin twice removed or something it doesn't even confer lycanthropy, you just scoot your ass around on the carpet every once in a while when you get worms. #theCatGirl #catGirl #monsterdon
"Oh, won't these nails Ever dry...?"
"Well, I've given you a shot of Heroin. Now I want you to get into bed..."
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@That_Damn_Frank Well I do NOW! #earworm #monsterdon
Tonightβs #monsterdon as a board game.
Does anyone else hear "The Purina Song"?
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