"My nails look FANTASTIC!" #Monsterdon #CatGirl

What kind of whisky did they find if it's making them high as a kite?!
#Monsterdon

@blue it's so British #Monsterdon

Okay, I'm confused.

Which one is Dr. Van Helsing?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon piss off! I’ll eat your face! Uncle Henry will feast tonight!

are the little cat roars supposed to be her inner monologue? i immediately started tuning them out as white noise oops

#monsterdon

How can he NOT HEAR THE CAT, that's the LOUDEST feline I've ever HEARD #Monsterdon

"I seem to remember taking you for better or for worse."

Dude, you're definitely worse, consider your part of the bargain fulfilled and GTFO.

#Monsterdon

"Be a good girl. Do just as I say." I hate him. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

I don't know about the leopard but I certainly want to chew that guy's face off every time he talks. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Oh, now Richard decides he's going to be a "good" husband. I hope he gets eaten.

#Monsterdon

sorta tuned out for awhile but i hope this cat broad is relishing in her cat powers #monsterdon

Heroin?

#monsterdon

@mmezabet
So far... this movie actually has better characterization than #KravenTheHunter. 🤦‍♂️
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

So they're just letting a leopard roam around freely?
#Monsterdon

@srol That's just good opsec.

#monsterdon #CatGirl

while i'm here i should also point out that this fictional character ostensibly gets human blood on her hands about once a month

#monsterdon

What’s her problem. The only downside I see is that you can never clean your elbows #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

Please let her were-leopard decide to eat every dude who tells her to ’be a good grrl’

@strangefour He's got a different accent from the rest. Is he Canadian or something? #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow The Curse Trustee Administrator breaks a new leopard out of storage, and charges The Curse Trust for the breakage.

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

I think we have something here, doc.
#monsterdon

"I have this sudden desire to....make....biscuits..."

#Monsterdon

Oh, so he's a hypnotist?
#Monsterdon

this shrink is the most normal, polite dude in this whole movie. when does he get his face eaten off? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon control comes with significantly more Taco Bell. Try not to explode.

What did they use to involuntarily Ambien their spouses back then? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Dr. Be a good girl has to get eaten.

First sign of anxiety, out come the drugs by Dr. feel good.
#Monsterdon

You know she's not thinking right she has the hots for Dr. Nick #Monsterdon

RAWR! Catty! #monsterdon

What happens to the curse if the leopard dies? I'm really not getting this curse thing. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

@jgamble 😂

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

20-20-20-4 hours to go-o-oh...🎶 🎶 🎶

look I'm a psychiatrist but I still gotta ADMINISTER DRUGS #monsterdon

@diazona @goinfawr
That's leopard love!
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

The next morning, a police inspector shows up to investigate the death of Uncle Vampire. While the spooky gothic castle should possibly have tipped him off to the presence of an ancient curse, he seems to think this is an open and shut case where the cats ate the uncle.

Maybe they should've sent the scooby-doo van instead of the police.

#monsterdon

He's going to pull a Bill Cosby on her

#monsterdon

"I really must be going. We've got dinner guests in half an hour."

"And you didn't cook or help clean? Bastard."

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

#Monsterdon your hand makes me feel better.. no dear that's the drugs

"Inside me are two leopards." "Well, I've just drugged both of you." #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Ahhh, she means her fedi alt.

#monsterdon

"Why the glasses?"
"i'm cool now"
#monsterdon #thecatgirl

Spirit Animal

'Slide'

#Monsterdon

“Be a good girl” said the doctor with the syringe #Monsterdon

"Be a good girl"

Oh fuck right off.

#monsterdon

I'd like something to calm my nerves.

#Monsterdon

"You're having feelings, you say? Here, let me sedate you."

#Monsterdon

"Be a good girl, I promise it won't hurt you."

Uh...wha'? #monsterdon

In the 50s did psychiatrists always carry their injectable medications with them?

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

Yeah yeah you're a werewolf, c'mon honey let's get the goooood drugs out! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

Does Leonora not get to have cats eyes or anything? Just nice sunglasses and photosensitivity?

I was hoping for vertical pupils, or perhaps compound eyes in the sunglasses reveal. I have been ruined by #monsterdon

Oooo what's she gettin'?!!
#Monsterdon

"if you ask me..." I need a drink. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

If you rip up a rare book like that around me, you are next on the list, buddy. That was horrifying!

#monsterdon

Leonora is now A BEE WOMAN. No wait wrong movie. #monsterdon

"Well I reckon he asked for it. Wearing a skimpy suit like that. Postin on the furaffinity about being ravaged by a woman wild can, `n` all that."
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

We were there. You ran outside. You screamed. You fell asleep. #monsterdon

"i wanted to kill something, to feel the blood on my hands" -being alive, 2025. #monsterdon

that cat wouldn't hurt anyo- 🤐 #monsterdon

I like the _immediate_ dive into "this girl is crazy"

( no. no I do not. )

#monsterdon

Lolita meets Cat Girl

#monsterdon

Wait her eyebrows are normal again.

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

"What happened last night? Why the glasses?"

Future's so bright I gotta wear shades, man. #Monsterdon

Haunted, cursed? Maybe, but sure looks like a lovely place during the day.
#monsterdon

The west wing must have good sound isolation for the leopard roaring not to wake any of her entourage up #monsterdon

Are the sunglasses to hide her new eyebrows?

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

Damn, those are some cool shades!

#Monsterdon

Welp, as a cop, time to stand around and speculate while ignoring all evidence. #Monsterdon

“Nice kitty!”

#Monsterdon

THAT'S what this is reminding me of.

🎶 once upon a time I was falling in love
now I'm just a big leopard girl 🎶 #monsterdon

Always love when a Scotsman says GARL
#monsterdon

I was sure that the sacrificial adulterers would be the first to go.

#monsterdon

If I want your opinion I'll give it to you, lieutenant.

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"I'm not asking you"

Setup and payoff in the same sequence, you love to see it

#Monsterdon

Yet another leopard death at this house. #Monsterdon

Helloooooooooo, doctor!

#Monsterdon

So it's passed by the animal eating/killing the previous curse victim? Couldn't they just not pass it by not letting it kill him? Or not having her touch the animal and letting him die?

Plot holes!!!

#Monsterdon

I really can't tell if this detective has a mustache or just a soiled upper lip. #monsterdon

All that's happened so far and the dead rabbit was the last straw. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

ehuheauha a "mental" doctor well everybody else in the movie so far is

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm posting about it a week late -- last week I saw the excitement concerning

Critters 2: The Main Course (1988)

and the kids watched it this week. What a crack up. Now every family joke is related to Critters / Crites / etc.

"I reckon he asked for it"

He literally did, yes

#Monsterdon

I don't get it. We haven't seen the old man or the leopard kill anything but that rabbit until now. What's the curse?

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

The "leopard" attacked hime like a thrown Crite.

We're watching another Critter movie aren't we.

#monsterdon

So does she need to make a sculpture too so she can one day break it and get face devoured?
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

#Monsterdon "well, i reckon he asked for it" that's what they say about the tourists who bother the buffalo at the national parks in the usa

That's what happens when you join the #LeopardsAteMyFace party

#monsterdon
#TheCatGirl

@strangefour@retro.pizza With cheesy 1950s effects to handle the transformation!

#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"The old Man used to hate my guts."

"Well, if you'd kept your zipper up, you wouldn't have had that problem."

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

Rate my movie cosplay :verified_neko:

#Monsterdon #TheCatGirl1957

Even in death, his hair wisp rests not. #Monsterdon

and just as stupid, hearing a roaring animal, let's run outside without any weapons. I guess Richard can't be faulted for lacking bravery/idiocy?

#monsterdon

Fergie would approve, look at that “night dress.” Flouncy, flouncy!

#Monsterdon

the curse has been passed on... under the full moon, she transforms into hyperactive Katherine Hepburn #monsterdon

he was barfed on
#monsterdon

Unleash the face eating leopard!
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Leopards? Eating His Face? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon we need an even flowier dress! And more Holly shrubs! Make it really tuggy! We go from diaphanous to sheer! Just trollop through the shrubberies!