Uncle OD'ed on chocolate sauce. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon wonder how many takes they had where they broke the statue, but the stuffed jaguar tossing guy screwed up

How can I inherit this curse myself??? #monsterdon

I'm having flashbacks to Kraven.

#Monsterdon

@sean NO! #Monsterdon

I only need this statue. And this thermos. And this paddle game. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

@brooke Por que no los dos #monsterdon #thecatgirl

Definitely face-eating type leopards

#Monsterdon

Leopard gave him a hug!

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

#Monsterdon oh wait! it has to feed on the old guy? dang

“You cannot escape your destiny my child! You are chained to this room for the rest of your life.” #Monsterdon

Your outie is a cat.

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

The Man. The Leopard. THE LEGEND. #monsterdon

The cheetah is like nuh-uh man GTFO of here you're creepy #monsterdon

Wait so if the curse can be passed down from uncle to niece then how does not having children help anything?

Would it also transition between second cousins? Third cousins?

I think we have some curse science to do

#Monsterdon

I can't believe the curse isn't even to be part cat, but to have a lifelong mystical big cat buddy. THIS IS NOT A CURSE

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Spock Eyebrows!

#Monsterdon ok is the cat gonna eat the husband or the girlfriend first

If it's already jumping from uncle to niece how is her not having kids really going to help? It clearly can find the next nearest relative...

#Monsterdon

who I gotta talk to to get cursed into being a were-leopard?

#monsterdon

If this cat is like my cats, it's going to be all

Thundercats!
ThUnDeRcAtS!
THUNDERCATS
<feeeeeeeeeep>
#monsterdon #thecatgirl

It's a metaphorical chain! Good luck breaking that kind! #Monsterdon

You are doomed to be a crazy cat lady for the rest of your life!

DOOMED! :blobastonished:

#Monsterdon

I mean, getting a big cat is pretty ok. The terrible sculpture and the taxidermy collection is much worse!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon WOAH DUDE JUST ASKED HER TO TOUCH HIS PUSSY!

The ward off the creepy uncle dress. #monsterdon

I wonder who in the family is the spotted feline
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

Is that a leopard? Or a jaguar? She’s very beautiful

@amyfou "Leonora, now boop him on the nose! It is your destiny!" #monsterdon

@moira

AFTER we see the consequences in the streets, of course.

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

Girl, that dress! #monsterdon

Catastrophe!

#CatGirl1957
#monsterdon

DESTIN-Y! DESTIN-Y!

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for thee! #monsterdon

"You are cursed to live as a crazy cat woman for the rest of your life!"
#monsterdon

"My wife and I use it for weekends."
"Your house...?"
"Yes... that too."

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

#Monsterdon she walked out the door directly into a tree

@rberlim@hachyderm.io They stole it, to put in a museum. #monsterdon

Don't have kittens, Leonora

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

OMG she gets to pet the leopard??

oooh checking off mind control on the bingo card

I thought that one was a long shot

#Monsterdon

Pet the kitty head! PET IT! Now go pss pss pss pss. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Pet the kitty

#monsterdon #TheCatGirl1957

Okay, so the castle has a secret room which Coat-girl (whose name is Lenora, and I will call her that because she doesn't have a coat) wasn't allowed to go into as a child, that Uncle Vampire shows her now. Turns out that it is full of stuffed great cats eating mannequins, which is pretty normal.

#monsterdon

"Control?"

You know, I'm starting to think this man knows *nothing* about cats.

#monsterdon

If I'm watching this movie while petting my cats, does that mean I'm also Cat Girl?
#Monsterdon

She held that sneeze real well after petting the big kitty. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

OOOH her eyebrows turned all cat like #monsterdon #thecatgirl

Wait, so the panther passes from person to person, not the curse?

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

this whole werefamily just needs some goddamn therapy really

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Leonora, touch it, touch your kitty!

#monsterdon

See these eyes so green, I can stare for a thousand years. #Monsterdon

so wait, is each of their cats physically separate from them???

#monsterdon

oh boy, Some People are lucky I don't have leopards under my control

#monsterdon

get you a room with a built-in animal pen. #monsterdon

Wait the curse comes with the estate? So why doesn't he move? Also, from uncle to niece? What?
#monsterdon #thecatgirl

"Your mind's gone. You're ill."
No I'm just rich and I read fantasy novels.
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"do you not feel as it feels?" the need for pets and a warm cushion. #monsterdon

Is the leopard named Heathcliff? #monsterdon

That small stuffed cat is my favorite taxidermy. The smile is WIDE. #Monsterdon

Pretty kitty!!

#Monsterdon

Trying to decide if the real thunder is adding ambiance or not ⛈️

#monsterdon

Touch my pussy!

#monsterdon
#TheCatGirl

"Touch it, Leonora! Let it know the feel of your hand."

Dude, she's your niece. Cut that out.

#Monsterdon

I think the old lady was hitting on lenora #Monsterdon
you were always such a beautiful child and you've grown into a beautiful woman

I always keep my other half locked in a cage. #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Bad subtitles II: "TOUCH IT LEONARDO"
#monsterdon #thecatgirl

Two bets that Alan Moore has used these characters at one point, one that they had sex with each other for twelve pages.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

Luckily we seem to have arrived just in time for the exposition!

#Monsterdon touch it, Leonora.... bruh

So if she just, like, leaves, right now....won't the curse just end when he dies or,,,,? what

#monsterdon

Reading too many of those books? He's been doing his own research! #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

"touch it lenora... let it know the feel of your hand..."

i hate it thanks

#monsterdon

Wait, so... not CATGIRL but CAT, GIRL.

#Monsterdon

@trixter@retro.pizza that's pretty metal tbh

#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

@Taweret the curse of carrying a candelabra too close to one's relatives and endangering their hair, which is oddly perfect considering she was asleep... the curse of a perfect do

#monsterdon

C'mon Leonora, every family has a weird aunt or uncle
#monsterdon

"The craving for warm, raw flesh and blood"

Haha big mood

#Monsterdon

@gnomon She is consigned to a fate worse than death... maintaining the internet backbone.

#Monsterdon

"You've been reading too many of these books. I mean, *one* isekai, sure, but..."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok so this is how the golden compass got started

#TheKittyMovie

#monsterdon #TheCatGirl1957

@SRLevine She has to choose which model she's going to be.

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

„It is the symbol of my affliction. For I am… a cat boy“ #monsterdon

#monsterdon movies with stuffed animals in them are just better, scientifically speaking

Cat uncle to cat lady, through the ages...

#Monsterdon

Leonora: "You've been reading too many books. This is what happens when you read. That is why I never read."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dusty old books and a leopard? This guy's study is the best.

I want to live in this house.

The Catification legacy must continue

#CatGirl1957
#monsterdon

Her husband's already got the craving for raw warm flesh, uncle #Monsterdon

So do they like have their family members stuffed when they die or what's going on here

#monsterdon #CatGirl

Barbara Shelley's BARE BACK *GASP*

#Monsterdon

The blood lust of these creatures!

The stuffed ones?

#monsterdon

"Pardon me. Do you mind if we dance wit yo dates...?"

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

"Look. Look at my stuffed animal collection."
#Monsterdon

is this like

a _really obscure_

"you are a woman now, Lenora" analogy?

#monsterdon

Is this where catification ritual happens???? #monsterdon

#monsterdon so it's a family curse that has to be handed down manually?

So to end the curse, maybe just, you know, don't?

oooh, _these_ are the founding members of the leopards eating their faces party, okay. Not those still living people.

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Hey go easy on Leonora. Poor gal. YOU pull YOURSELF together!

#Monsterdon