Welp, as a cop, time to stand around and speculate while ignoring all evidence. #Monsterdon

“Nice kitty!”

#Monsterdon

THAT'S what this is reminding me of.

🎶 once upon a time I was falling in love
now I'm just a big leopard girl 🎶 #monsterdon

Always love when a Scotsman says GARL
#monsterdon

I was sure that the sacrificial adulterers would be the first to go.

#monsterdon

If I want your opinion I'll give it to you, lieutenant.

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"I'm not asking you"

Setup and payoff in the same sequence, you love to see it

#Monsterdon

Yet another leopard death at this house. #Monsterdon

Helloooooooooo, doctor!

#Monsterdon

So it's passed by the animal eating/killing the previous curse victim? Couldn't they just not pass it by not letting it kill him? Or not having her touch the animal and letting him die?

Plot holes!!!

#Monsterdon

I really can't tell if this detective has a mustache or just a soiled upper lip. #monsterdon

All that's happened so far and the dead rabbit was the last straw. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

ehuheauha a "mental" doctor well everybody else in the movie so far is

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm posting about it a week late -- last week I saw the excitement concerning

Critters 2: The Main Course (1988)

and the kids watched it this week. What a crack up. Now every family joke is related to Critters / Crites / etc.

"I reckon he asked for it"

He literally did, yes

#Monsterdon

I don't get it. We haven't seen the old man or the leopard kill anything but that rabbit until now. What's the curse?

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

So does she need to make a sculpture too so she can one day break it and get face devoured?
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

The "leopard" attacked hime like a thrown Crite.

We're watching another Critter movie aren't we.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "well, i reckon he asked for it" that's what they say about the tourists who bother the buffalo at the national parks in the usa

That's what happens when you join the #LeopardsAteMyFace party

#monsterdon
#TheCatGirl

@strangefour@retro.pizza With cheesy 1950s effects to handle the transformation!

#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"The old Man used to hate my guts."

"Well, if you'd kept your zipper up, you wouldn't have had that problem."

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

Even in death, his hair wisp rests not. #Monsterdon

and just as stupid, hearing a roaring animal, let's run outside without any weapons. I guess Richard can't be faulted for lacking bravery/idiocy?

#monsterdon

Fergie would approve, look at that “night dress.” Flouncy, flouncy!

#Monsterdon

the curse has been passed on... under the full moon, she transforms into hyperactive Katherine Hepburn #monsterdon

Unleash the face eating leopard!
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

#Monsterdon we need an even flowier dress! And more Holly shrubs! Make it really tuggy! We go from diaphanous to sheer! Just trollop through the shrubberies!

Uncle OD'ed on chocolate sauce. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon wonder how many takes they had where they broke the statue, but the stuffed jaguar tossing guy screwed up

How can I inherit this curse myself??? #monsterdon

I'm having flashbacks to Kraven.

#Monsterdon

@sean NO! #Monsterdon

I only need this statue. And this thermos. And this paddle game. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

@brooke Por que no los dos #monsterdon #thecatgirl

Definitely face-eating type leopards

#Monsterdon

Leopard gave him a hug!

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

#Monsterdon oh wait! it has to feed on the old guy? dang

“You cannot escape your destiny my child! You are chained to this room for the rest of your life.” #Monsterdon

Your outie is a cat.

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

The Man. The Leopard. THE LEGEND. #monsterdon

The cheetah is like nuh-uh man GTFO of here you're creepy #monsterdon

Wait so if the curse can be passed down from uncle to niece then how does not having children help anything?

Would it also transition between second cousins? Third cousins?

I think we have some curse science to do

#Monsterdon

I can't believe the curse isn't even to be part cat, but to have a lifelong mystical big cat buddy. THIS IS NOT A CURSE

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Spock Eyebrows!

#Monsterdon ok is the cat gonna eat the husband or the girlfriend first

If it's already jumping from uncle to niece how is her not having kids really going to help? It clearly can find the next nearest relative...

#Monsterdon

who I gotta talk to to get cursed into being a were-leopard?

#monsterdon

If this cat is like my cats, it's going to be all

Thundercats!
ThUnDeRcAtS!
THUNDERCATS
<feeeeeeeeeep>
#monsterdon #thecatgirl

It's a metaphorical chain! Good luck breaking that kind! #Monsterdon

I mean, getting a big cat is pretty ok. The terrible sculpture and the taxidermy collection is much worse!

#Monsterdon

You are doomed to be a crazy cat lady for the rest of your life!

DOOMED! :blobastonished:

#Monsterdon

The ward off the creepy uncle dress. #monsterdon

I wonder who in the family is the spotted feline
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

Is that a leopard? Or a jaguar? She’s very beautiful

@amyfou "Leonora, now boop him on the nose! It is your destiny!" #monsterdon

@moira

AFTER we see the consequences in the streets, of course.

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

Girl, that dress! #monsterdon

Catastrophe!

#CatGirl1957
#monsterdon

DESTIN-Y! DESTIN-Y!

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for thee! #monsterdon

"You are cursed to live as a crazy cat woman for the rest of your life!"
#monsterdon

"My wife and I use it for weekends."
"Your house...?"
"Yes... that too."

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

#Monsterdon she walked out the door directly into a tree

@rberlim@hachyderm.io They stole it, to put in a museum. #monsterdon

Don't have kittens, Leonora

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

OMG she gets to pet the leopard??

Pet the kitty

#monsterdon #TheCatGirl1957

oooh checking off mind control on the bingo card

I thought that one was a long shot

#Monsterdon

"Control?"

You know, I'm starting to think this man knows *nothing* about cats.

#monsterdon

She held that sneeze real well after petting the big kitty. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

If I'm watching this movie while petting my cats, does that mean I'm also Cat Girl?
#Monsterdon

OOOH her eyebrows turned all cat like #monsterdon #thecatgirl

Wait, so the panther passes from person to person, not the curse?

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

this whole werefamily just needs some goddamn therapy really

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Leonora, touch it, touch your kitty!

#monsterdon

See these eyes so green, I can stare for a thousand years. #Monsterdon

so wait, is each of their cats physically separate from them???

#monsterdon

oh boy, Some People are lucky I don't have leopards under my control

#monsterdon

get you a room with a built-in animal pen. #monsterdon

Wait the curse comes with the estate? So why doesn't he move? Also, from uncle to niece? What?
#monsterdon #thecatgirl

"Your mind's gone. You're ill."
No I'm just rich and I read fantasy novels.
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"do you not feel as it feels?" the need for pets and a warm cushion. #monsterdon

Is the leopard named Heathcliff? #monsterdon

That small stuffed cat is my favorite taxidermy. The smile is WIDE. #Monsterdon

Pretty kitty!!

#Monsterdon

Trying to decide if the real thunder is adding ambiance or not ⛈️

#monsterdon

Touch my pussy!

#monsterdon
#TheCatGirl

"Touch it, Leonora! Let it know the feel of your hand."

Dude, she's your niece. Cut that out.

#Monsterdon

I think the old lady was hitting on lenora #Monsterdon
you were always such a beautiful child and you've grown into a beautiful woman

I always keep my other half locked in a cage. #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Bad subtitles II: "TOUCH IT LEONARDO"
#monsterdon #thecatgirl

Two bets that Alan Moore has used these characters at one point, one that they had sex with each other for twelve pages.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

Luckily we seem to have arrived just in time for the exposition!

#Monsterdon touch it, Leonora.... bruh

So if she just, like, leaves, right now....won't the curse just end when he dies or,,,,? what

#monsterdon

Reading too many of those books? He's been doing his own research! #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

"touch it lenora... let it know the feel of your hand..."

i hate it thanks

#monsterdon

Wait, so... not CATGIRL but CAT, GIRL.

#Monsterdon

@trixter@retro.pizza that's pretty metal tbh

#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957