1 annoying Brit down

eh the others aren't all that bad

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"I'd like to offer my deepest sympathy for your husband's death, but frankly, I'm not sure that I should."

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Let's make out outside on leaves when there's a 3 county alert for a murderous leopard... m'ok! #monsterdon

@goinfawr oh thank cat

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CHANGE LEOPARDON! #JapaneseSpiderMan #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That’s right, get back to macking on me! Maybe I’ll meet a real big pussy! And she’ll eat you my love. My obnoxious pawing pile of shit paramour. Get ‘em tiger chick!

Cat girl murdering time!! #monsterdon

@cainmark Fair, I revise my statement to "tear that guy's throat out"

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And now Cat Girl is single

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Unlike the old guy, he truly never thought that the leopards would eat his face. #monsterdon

Leopard noises? Yes, I remain in the mood for love. #Monsterdon

"But surely my wife, as a leopard, wouldn't eat MY face!" #Monsterdon

leopard still roaming around in the shadows, time to sneak away from the group and fuck under a tree #monsterdon

Slower, pussycat! Make it linger!

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

If I had a nickel for every women who used the "leopard ruse" to get me off her.

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

Is this long dress meant to be a cat tail? #monsterdon

yes! get eaten, suckerrrr! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon husband eaten first, offscreen

Also, I think the sacrificial adulterers are gonna get it now.

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these men have the silliest upper class twit accents it's pretty great for when they get devoured by a leopard grrl

foretelling of a cat fight? #monsterdon

Time to Chew Some Faces. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

It’s so atmospheric. #Monsterdon

You can tell the director wanted to call this movie, "Cat Girl's Back", but that would have just confused everyone.

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TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES #monsterdon

@Taweret The sad part is there's at least 3 guys to hope they start with tbh

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Are men incapable of hearing the leopard?

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

Going for a "walk" with Cathy.

Ah yes, a "walk".

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@kcarr2015 I think the director is especially enamored of her back #monsterdon

I think we're about to have first blood, folks!

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Oh no, they're canoodling!

#monsterdon #CatGirl

Tip-toeing into the #Monsterdon auditorium like I'm pretending I made it to class on time...

Oddly. I miss all the pubs in the other movies. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Doctor's jacket looks like what a couch is upholstered with. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

@paco @arrjay I suppose things changed somewhere between this and the various incarnations of Catwoman

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"Silly broads in their silly dresses walking out into the silly wind. Gimme another glass."

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YES! Eat Richard and Cathy!

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Is the leopard crying?

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#Monsterdon does this guy do anything but play piano?

Coming down the stairs was a nice shot. The cinematographer was really trying. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

I don't know I just sit here minding my own business playing the piano drinking scotch and stirring up shit #Monsterdon

Uh oh - I think Dudley Moore has doomed his wife and her husband.

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Do not hug woman with spearpoint breast protection on her dress.

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@Taweret Is there a likable person among these? #monsterdon

@diazona Thanks -- I really want to watch (these increasingly hateful*) people, but maybe I should just crash... #TheCatGirl 🐆 #Monsterdon

* #BarbaraShelley's character is DA BOMB thō

Earthquake!!! Oops, false alarm, it's just the return of the unsteady cam.

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come on. do cat things. #monsterdon

People got no social skills on this movie
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#monsterdon ah, deep traumatic shock. Right out of the DSM.

Oh that look Leonora gave Dorothy...brrr

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slap her that will make her calm down
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Eat everyone except Dorothy and Allen!

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Urge... to... kill.... rising.... must.... contain.... chignon...

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I've *got* to help her. Let's GTFO instead. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon dress with a train? for hanging out at the house?

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book burning psychiatrist’s coat is also made of some kinda over thick, fuzzy woolen something

@arrjay Right. And then she finally gets a superpower that lets her wreck these assholes and the movie is gonna try to sell it to us as a bad thing. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon dicks and twunts. They are all dicks and twunts. Let the cat eat them all. Oopsie.

@Taweret yes

I mean, idk, but yes

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#Monsterdon lmaoooo her response to meeting Dorothy

Doc's suit looks really unconfortable and pinchy!
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Heh, I think a scene just spilled all over itself there :P #Monsterdon

CLAW my eyes out aahhh 🙃 #monsterdon #thecatgirl

well I met her, i'm out

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Claw your eyes out? Like.... A CAT?!
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I've never slapped a woman, but I'm not convinced it's an effective way to calm someone down. Then again, I'm no doctor. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

Blonde envy #monsterdon

Dorothy status: REJECTED #monsterdon

@Taweret I do. #Monsterdon

Damn, that was cold.

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I like how he was rubbing his neck like he strained his poor muscles assaulting her #monsterdon #thecatgirl

the next person to tell our Main Lady to """be sensible""" also gets his legs eaten off. #monsterdon

“Perhaps it was just imagination. It was so vivid.” #Monsterdon

we're supposed to hate this guy right?

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Dr. Feel good is burning her books?! What an asshole. #Monsterdon

Dorothy IS reality. #monsterdon

So far it seems more like a blessing than a curse I have seen no downsides at all to being a were-leopard yet #Monsterdon

Welcome to the 1950s: he slaps her face and she says she's sorry.

At least we know these 2 guys are gonna get mauled soon. There can't be any other reason that they're in the film.

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"Am I out of my mind? Is that what it is?"

"Yes, that's my official diagnosis at a psychiatrist in 1957."

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I guess the reason to swing your head around like that is that it makes him miss the attempted face-slap?

wow, lady does NOT get any agency

that might be why she's, y'know, kinda angry #monsterdon

"I was attacking the symptom of your trouble not the cause" Oh shove it. That was assault. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

How many chins can one man have?

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Leonora, you shouldn't be with your husband who dismisses your concerns and talks down to you, you should be with your old boyfriend who dismisses your concerns and talks down to you!

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@steggy I think that was why

I mean, it was the 50's

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Look dude, just don't suggest she take....a bath.

You'd NEVER survive.

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this hysterical woman, trying to stop someone from destroying her family's possessions #monsterdon

"At night. When darkness came." So THAT'S when it gets dark! #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

@plaidtron3000 @RobynGoodfellow Iron Mountain will deliver the box with the leopard. It's in the contract. #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

EAT HIM

WITH TEETH

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Yes, of course! Let's destroy books! Are there any nerds watching? Let's get them to side with the kitties! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the cause... the 700 year old blood curse on your family

I like the sexy violence. #Monsterdon

That does it! #monsterdon

The leopard should kill anyone who tells her to calm down #monsterdon #thecatgirl

Burn books? This looks suspicously nazi, doc
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Oh we are DEEP in '50s manliness here aren't we. #Monsterdon

So, the men in her life are the cheater, the book burner, and Allen.

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VIOLENCE SHALL BE MET WITH VIOLENCE
EAT HIM LEONORA!!!

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