and his father's father and his falter's father's father and

#monsterdon

Frau Anna [mraaaaaw] talks with such certainty. One wonders how old she is.

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @Lazarou they won't make it 2 blocks without it exploding. #monsterdon

"Go to your room!"

How dare you speak to an Elder Gay like that!

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

i missed the whole being in love with the psychiatrist subplot, but i hope he gets a little shredded too. now that you're a cat girl shred everything that stands in your way, it's just who you are now #monsterdon

Of course, she might face it better, _ANNA_ if she had some COFFEE! #Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch #CatGirl1957

"Go where you wish. But first..." (jangles keys)

#Monsterdon

If she's declaring her love for another dude like three hours after her husband got mauled to death, that marriage was not long for the world regardless

#Monsterdon

"and she goes running for the shelter of her 'mother's little helper'"

you know, this can play a dual role here. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "no! you only say that because you're insane like he was!"

I love Leonora's dress. And that brocade sofa.

#Monsterdon

So... WHY does she love this guy again? :/ #Monsterdon

It's not helping your case that this is a voluntary, temporary thing when you say things like "I'll come for you tomorrow." #monsterdon

"The rain is over. We are going out."

"Who do you expect to see? Grant and Hepburn?"

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

I like how nobody notices how her eyebrows keep changing

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Being sent to a sanitorium in the late 1950s does not sound like something that'll lead to healing.

#Monsterdon

if she really loves that bookburner, then she really is cursed. #monsterdon

I must get rid of this horrible nightmare!

That dress? You mean that dress right?

#monsterdon

Universe, she'd do better being doctored by T'ana.

#monsterdon

@strangefour *groan* but respect

#Monsterdon

I thought the song was werewolves in London, not cat girls.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh no the husband got eaten how terrible 🙄

No no, I can't get in the mood with your wife's cat watching us.
#Monsterdon

"You're not incurably insane, you're just a little run down, that's all. Here, eat these beef tallow fries!"

#Monsterdon

Oh when you put it like that, sure, sanitorium sounds good

#Monsterdon

See? I knew you weren't savage enough for murder. Look at how you utterly failed to strangle that woman. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou He drives a cybertruck #monsterdon

"I'm gonna take you to London tomorrow."

It's the '50s, so I'm not going to ask your opinion about the matter. #Monsterdon

Later Richard, nobody will miss you.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon calm down before we have to beat the tar out of you. “I had to stop her from screaming!”

Gonna fall further behind after these goddamn online casino ads #monsterdon #thecatgirl

omg!! The husband got got! #monsterdon

"You know how persuasive Richard can be."
Could be, get your tenses right.

#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

“You better wait until daylight” Always bad advice #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Huh. I was not expecting the <rot13> uhfonaq </rot13>
to be the first to go.

I'm not sorry, mind you.

Ooh good kitty! #monsterdon

It was so sad when Stanley Kamel passed. on Monk They brought in Hector Elizando as his replacement, and he was fine, but it was just different. #Monsterdon

"It's not MY fault I was shtupping your husband!" #Monsterdon

Yay 🐆

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Good kitty #monsterdon #thecatgirl

At least her train is getting a work out.

#Monsterdon

"Why not take the dead guy's car? He doesn't need it anymore."

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

It's all about getting a little something for your nerves

#monsterdon

"Allan, will you take me away from this hellish house?"

"*urp*"

#Monsterdon

IT'S LEOPARD TIME #monsterdon #thecatgirl

An unlabeled bottle of whiskey. After what we saw available in Grover's Bend last week, I'm guessing it's WHISKEY. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

I think the inspector believes Richard also had it coming.

#Monsterdon

Only a wild animal could have torn him to pieces like that.

Have you met Richard?

#monsterdon

"I'd like to offer my congratulations on your husband's death"

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

@EmptySet #monsterdon #CatGirl1957 is doing a good job of getting us to hate everyone in this movie, but killing them all isn't going to make her happy. I guess that makes it a moral story, despite the lady not wearing her PJ's like a nice girl.

<kissing> "I thought I heard that leopard again." <listens, hears nothing> "Oh well" <back to kissing> #monsterdon

1 annoying Brit down

eh the others aren't all that bad

#monsterdon

"I'd like to offer my deepest sympathy for your husband's death, but frankly, I'm not sure that I should."

#Monsterdon

Let's make out outside on leaves when there's a 3 county alert for a murderous leopard... m'ok! #monsterdon

@goinfawr oh thank cat

#Monsterdon

CHANGE LEOPARDON! #JapaneseSpiderMan #monsterdon

"Be sensible"

This guy is throwing out sexist gaslighting tropes faster than I can mock him.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon That’s right, get back to macking on me! Maybe I’ll meet a real big pussy! And she’ll eat you my love. My obnoxious pawing pile of shit paramour. Get ‘em tiger chick!

Cat girl murdering time!! #monsterdon

@cainmark Fair, I revise my statement to "tear that guy's throat out"

#monsterdon

And now Cat Girl is single

#Monsterdon

Unlike the old guy, he truly never thought that the leopards would eat his face. #monsterdon

Leopard noises? Yes, I remain in the mood for love. #Monsterdon

"But surely my wife, as a leopard, wouldn't eat MY face!" #Monsterdon

leopard still roaming around in the shadows, time to sneak away from the group and fuck under a tree #monsterdon

Slower, pussycat! Make it linger!

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

If I had a nickel for every women who used the "leopard ruse" to get me off her.

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

Is this long dress meant to be a cat tail? #monsterdon

yes! get eaten, suckerrrr! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon husband eaten first, offscreen

Also, I think the sacrificial adulterers are gonna get it now.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 🐈 👧 😱

these men have the silliest upper class twit accents it's pretty great for when they get devoured by a leopard grrl

#monsterdon *Leonora walks out the study door to find Brian and Cathy, leaves it open behind her while the wind sweeps into the study*

OK now Allan has to shut the door behind her and she has to scratch at it and yell until he opens it again, then not go back inside

foretelling of a cat fight? #monsterdon

Time to Chew Some Faces. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

You can tell the director wanted to call this movie, "Cat Girl's Back", but that would have just confused everyone.

#Monsterdon

It’s so atmospheric. #Monsterdon

TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES #monsterdon

@Taweret The sad part is there's at least 3 guys to hope they start with tbh

#monsterdon

Are men incapable of hearing the leopard?

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

Going for a "walk" with Cathy.

Ah yes, a "walk".

#monsterdon

@kcarr2015 I think the director is especially enamored of her back #monsterdon

I think we're about to have first blood, folks!

#Monsterdon

Oh no, they're canoodling!

#monsterdon #CatGirl

Tip-toeing into the #Monsterdon auditorium like I'm pretending I made it to class on time...

Oddly. I miss all the pubs in the other movies. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Doctor's jacket looks like what a couch is upholstered with. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

@paco @arrjay I suppose things changed somewhere between this and the various incarnations of Catwoman

#Monsterdon

"Silly broads in their silly dresses walking out into the silly wind. Gimme another glass."

#Monsterdon

YES! Eat Richard and Cathy!

#Monsterdon

Is the leopard crying?

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

#Monsterdon does this guy do anything but play piano?

Coming down the stairs was a nice shot. The cinematographer was really trying. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

I don't know I just sit here minding my own business playing the piano drinking scotch and stirring up shit #Monsterdon

Uh oh - I think Dudley Moore has doomed his wife and her husband.

#Monsterdon

Do not hug woman with spearpoint breast protection on her dress.

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

@Taweret Is there a likable person among these? #monsterdon

Earthquake!!! Oops, false alarm, it's just the return of the unsteady cam.

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

@diazona Thanks -- I really want to watch (these increasingly hateful*) people, but maybe I should just crash... #TheCatGirl 🐆 #Monsterdon

* #BarbaraShelley's character is DA BOMB thō

come on. do cat things. #monsterdon