YES, finally, a C.H.U.D.mobile!!!!!

#monsterdon

steal the cop car? i love this lady. #monsterdon

"we've got to have more gas" no that's definitely not true

#monsterdon #CHUD

Conveniently extending neck for easy dispatchment.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

I thought the glowing eyes were cheesy at first, but they're pretty cool

#Monsterdon

@strangefour every New Yorker in the 80s. I think it was a law. #monsterdon

Very, very Sam Raimi. #Monsterdon #CHUD

Okay, that was a pretty good effect.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon longneck chud -> the better to sword you with

if this doesn’t end with a kaiju CHUD erupting out of the ground and destroying New York I will be disappointed #Monsterdon

ah she's like the lizard in Frogs with the jar of POISON on the shelf

#monsterdon
#chud1984

So, the sword was Chekhov's sword!

#Monsterdon

Uhoh CHUD zombie head bit her I fear she is doomed #Monsterdon

oooo, their necks extend!

#monsterdon

CHEKOV'S COOL SWORD COLLECTION

#Monsterdon

OO XENA YES GIRL #Monsterdon

Chekovs sword...

#monsterdon

SWORD!

#monsterdon

How do their eyes produce light yet also see at the same time?

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai If your junk is radioactive, ... see a doctor? #Monsterdon

That's a wrap. Another few IQ points lost to #monsterdon movie exposure.

Waiting for the blonde and CHUD to pass a Bechdel test... #monsterdon

Let's turn off the power to the whole apartment. That will stop a CHUD!

#Monsterdon

It's good when the Geiger counter beeps like that, right

#Monsterdon

Lol @ gory escape room antics

"now, find a headset, a headset somewhere...."

#monsterdon

Was in the middle of saying "The headset probably still has a head attached to it" and .. yep... #Monsterdon #CHUD

Wow the USCSB videos just keep getting better and better #monsterdon #chud1984

Daniel Stern doesn't look that much better than a CHUD at this point #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Has this ever happened TO YOU?

okay, this is 100% a 1980s made for TV affair, but these actors are giving it like 110%, and they all deserve a cookie. 🍪 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CHUD

You can tell if it's radioactive if the synths start playing when you're near it.

#Monsterdon

"Start the gas." -me goading my dentist on to prove I am not afraid of him #monsterdon

Brokeback Sewer all of a sudden #monsterdon

Where's the toxic avenger when you need him #Monsterdon

I know my mustache will stop the CHUD so I am just going to lay back nonchalantly in the car smoking with my tie loosened.

#Monsterdon

This shit is toxic waste. Lets keep digging around in it.
#monsterdon

Contamination Hazard Urban Disposal

#monsterdon

I was gonna make fun of them for not knowing it was radioactive, but I honestly can't remember if they knew that or if that was the cops or what #Monsterdon

So it seems that CHUDism is transmitted by both chronic radiation exposure *and* the bite of an already CHUD person?

#Monsterdon

That neck-grab made it look like the chud was going in for a smooch #monsterdon #chud1984

So those two are essentially dead in 4 hours now right? #Monsterdon #CHUD

it would be funnier if the CHUDs got into the apartment by posing as the pizza guy

#monsterdon

cops: 0, CHUD: like 6?
#monsterdon

Apart from the first scene, there has been a distinct *lack* of screaming in this movie.

Instead of wasting time screaming, I see the heroine is actuatlly doing stuff.

#Monsterdon

Send Bosch in, he's nothing to lose

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon chud rights

Lots of cop lunches in this film

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

Minifridge, hotplate, and two-cup coffee maker ✅

thank god they deliver because he needs his soup #monsterdon

This is the most '80s movie ever to dystope.

#Monsterdon

Consecutive number of Monsterdon movies where the phone is dead: 2
#monsterdon

This lady is gonna Home Alone her apartment against CHUD bandits.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Like frogs, CHUDs know to cut phone lines

#monsterdon

What do you call this music CHUDfi? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Apartment building CHUD attack! With synthesizer church bell accompaniment!

this is so great

CHUDs might be part cat.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

farting noises #monsterdon #chud1984

Wow, that's a fragile cord #Monsterdon

@Sorl Was it a cherry Gusher? #monsterdon

Why do their eyes glow?

#Monsterdon

C.H.U.Ds need to get Wilson already #Monsterdon

Lady, I don't think that door lock is going to stop a CHUD.

#Monsterdon

"There are seven manholes at that intersection, and another eight manholes at this party..."

#Monsterdon

Capt. Bosch might be too close to this to remain objective.

#monsterdon
#chud1984

"Thank god they deliver."
Hey a punchline. Near the darkest park of the movie.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

This has been a really busy first 20 minutes! I'm enjoying this so far.

#Monsterdon

The way they're sealing the manhole covers is to park a vehicle on top of it?

#Monsterdon

@eigen I mean it tracks, Val killed himself by bumping his head a bit. #monsterdon

@allanb I'm not comfortable with that sentence! #Monsterdon

@josh0 WOW OKAY

I wonder where I'd've seen one? Holy crow

#monsterdon #CHUD

CHUD is contageous! Transmitted by bites!
CHUDs are just radioactive zombies.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

chuds are zombies i have no idea what's going on #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It’s a kind of Matryoshka progression. Whump, bonk, clonk…

We're quipping all the way to the morgue #monsterdon

Did someone say donut burgers #WhenTutorsGetHungry #Monsterdon

Heh, this scene is just a conga line of people appearing behind other people and hitting them over the head, it's like a goddamn Shonen anime episode in here #Monsterdon

the monster walked past the sleeping homeless man and right to the cops because the bacon smelled better #monsterdon

Man. Things are gettin' wacky in the sewers huh? #Monsterdon #CHUD

Where are the candles...

#Monsterdon #C.H.U.D.

Oh, she got her gun

#monsterdon

It’s catching!

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

Cooper? D.B. Cooper?

#monsterdon #CHUD

#monsterdon CHUDs are radioactive zombies. Huh.

Nice death indicator in those eyes #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

Victor's been CHUDIFIED who knew you could CHUDIFY???

She took that explosive bloody sewer backup disturbingly well #Monsterdon

Oh shit it's contagious #Monsterdon

Torso'd #monsterdon

But he brought her a GUN! #monsterdon

hey wake up your buddy AND THEN run away #monsterdon

It's a nice reunion they're having there in the sewers.

#Monsterdon

CHUDs are VAMPIRES? Booo, lame. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon She must have stabbed the sound-track guy with the coathangar. That was his blood, and in his agony he just banged on the keyboard for a while.

oh okay now it really is just a straight up zombie movie

#monsterdon #CHUD

Fuck yeah cheese steaks!
#Monsterdon #CHUD

#monsterdon I hope AJ is OK down there. Last time we saw him he was in a bit of a tight spot.

😬

I hope the waitress made it

#monsterdon

Damn, more cops than a FOP convention here

#Monsterdon

@wohali maybe it happens every other time she showers #monsterdon