That's right, walk toward them, for a reason no one can figure out!

#Monsterdon

There needs to be a term for the ten minute long comedy of errors that precedes a character getting horrifically eaten by a monster. Trip, break your ankle, drop your flashlight, car runs out of gas, et cetera. #Monsterdon

Basements, amirite????? #Monsterdon

loaded with Neverready old style cells too I'm sure. Corrode much?

#monsterdon
#chud1984

I'm not actually clear why they used flamethrowers instead of shotguns, which I would expect them to have.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

always forget how bad and janky old flashlights used to be. and needed like 10 lbs of batteries

#monsterdon

@roque
True.

Didn't like it then either.

Even when they were classic movies.

Ah, well.

#monsterdon #C.H.U.D.

the location scout did great jobs in all of this.

#Monsterdon

C.H.U.D. Hides Under Dumpsters

#Monsterdon

@amyfou IT'S CHUDDIN' TIME!

#monsterdon

AND THE FLASHLIGHT GOES OUT, classic :D #Monsterdon

tasty
#Monsterdon

What was Murphy's purpose in this movie? His existence was absolutely pointless.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh no. The gas went out. What could this mean?!?!?

But seriously, shouldn't he have gotten his undergrounder friends to get out BEFORE the gas was diverted to the underground?

"shit"
indeed. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon bro got chud'ed

uh oh #poloshirtmotherfucker

#monsterdon

that coin-eater. that's what i picture every one of the DOGE rats looking like. #monsterdon

CHUD his ass!

#monsterdon

My family had a gas range you had to light with a match when I was a kid. And my mom and dad only kept those cardboard matches you would get for free at restaurants and bars. So it took me a while to learn how to use the stove properly because I couldn't spark those matches with my baby fingers. #monsterdon

You killed Sewer Torgo! You bastards! #monsterdon

this film teeters on greatness. there's decent acting and everything. It just.... phones in specific parts (esp. the FBI/CIA/etc) that are pretty ridiculous

#Monsterdon

Is that Ryan Gosling's dad as the douchie polo shirt dude? #monsterdon

The NYPD has teams of flamethrower operators?

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

Drugs are bad #Monsterdon

Hm, Daniel is shown still carrying the geiger counter

#monsterdon

Daniel Stern is so frazzled and tired but it's the soup kitchen's Carrotfest and he has GOT to chop all these carrots

#Monsterdon

@moira @Louisa They sell them in kitchenware stores to make crème brûlée #monsterdon

Bastard g-man can blow up little a Soho

As a treat

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Nobody asked you, Robert Moses

#monsterdon #CHUD

this reporter has no idea how to use a gun lmao

#monsterdon

Mrrmmmmmrrrrr I'm not going to blow up the *whole* city.... #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm not going to blow up the whole city, man, just Soho.

"only a section of Soho."
well that's fine then, we can do without that.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

"I'm not going to blow up the whole city - only a section of SoHo" <-- the Nuclear Regulatory Commission

James Bond carried a Walther.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

So Dan is cutting up weenies to roast over a gas flame and serve with pickles for dinner?

Aren't the sewers already flooded with gas?
#monsterdon

#monsterdon "you gotta be fuckin kidding me" is definitely something you still hear in nyc 😁

#Monsterdon is this how aggressive, annoying sigma male photojournalists flirt?

The villain of this movie is going to turn out to be the C.H.U.D.ler

#Monsterdon

You wanna geddown there yeah i wanna geddown there #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe mmmmm bacon #Monsterdon #CHUD

Stern’s character is looking pretty sweaty.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

@bunnyhero (you'll have to pretend #ClappyDisneyPrincessGif inserted here) #Monsterdon

Very familiar. Far Below.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Girlfriend goes into the sewer...

Nothing could go wrong there, she remembered her flashlight...

Didn't even have to turn it on to find out where the opening scene doggo went.

Yeah. 0 out of 5 for kindness to animals... Am sads.

All humans can get eaten, all doggos should escape.

#monsterdon #chud

C.H.U.D.burgler

#Monsterdon

@socketwench yeah, I hope he lives #monsterdon

he's looked terrible the whole movie tho

#monsterdon

C.H.U.D.monger

#Monsterdon

proper cop jumpscare response
#monsterdon

the thing i'm missing about this story is how the CHUDs survive all the alligators

#monsterdon #CHUD

@bunnyhero yeah, no, you aren't going to trick ME into watc... nuthin! #Monsterdon

@brooke I thought the geiger-counter-sounder was just like the motion-tracker in Aliens, as well…

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon first time I spotted the door braces

@Newpa_Hasai incident reports for this skip do in fact include an MTF going down. #monsterdon

Should have brought shot guns, it saved some of the platoon in Aliens.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CHUD

So are they like s'mores for the monster now? #Monsterdon

Nothing could POSSIBLY survive... oh... uh..........
#monsterdon

They're fine

#monsterdon

I'm sorry, every time I hear the name Bosch all I can think is "that's a dishwasher!".

#Monsterdon

@srol 2 years before aliens!

#monsterdon

i'm pretty sure you can't put any more gas in the sewer than is already there

#monsterdon #CHUD

#Monsterdon ooh this is great it's like the initial fight in aliens :D

Flaming CHUDS incoming

#monsterdon
#chud1984

Man. I bet they were *delicious.* #Monsterdon

@trixter Probably one of those terrible Taster's Choice coffees with hazelnut.

#Monsterdon

WHOPPER WHOPPER FLAME-BROILED WHOPPER #Monsterdon

Now we come to the Aliens portion of our film. #monsterdon

the cops are outfitted with belts of ammo for their flamethrowers #monsterdon

Rock beats scissors, flametheower beats camera.

#Monsterdon

We have implied coffee! I assume that's what would be offered in a styrofoam cup here.

#monsterdon #chud

NYPD needs flame-throws, because, um, chuds?
#monsterdon

Uh oh. Are we gonna have a “get them out of there!” moment when they all get attacked? #monsterdon

ACAB includes Bosch

#Monsterdon

bosch gonna flameyeet the chud?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wilson! Benson! George! Henry! It’s a twister! It’s a twister!

NYPD has too big of a budget.
#Monsterdon

He brought a camera to a flame thrower fight.

#Monsterdon #CHUD

Wow, even the cops still cared about the formality of classified materials. In theory.

#Monsterdon

we'll do it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

#monsterdon #CHUD

#monsterdon holy shit I love the radiation suits!

ok, I found that camera-focus-switch to display the creature reflected in the faceplate to be pretty slick

#monsterdon

ah yes let me run my contaminated hazmat gloves through my hair #monsterdon

Lmao a preppy ate his quarter?!?! What the

#Monsterdon

Oh please, truth, come up and bite these guys

#Monsterdon

It's actually true- he's a paranoid hippie with no evidence.

#monsterdon

Accidentally typed Mastodon instead of Monsterdon🙃
#monsterdon

Ah, mixing vampires with the hatred of homeless people.

#Monsterdon #CHUD

CHUD meets CHAD, and that red polo is tiiiiiiight #Monsterdon

Ah yes.
Shirts with a little alligator.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon C.H.U.D. is a government acronym?

Speaking as a veteran: that tracks.

#monsterdon oh, what a display of dominance, swallowing a dime

SEE ACH YOU DEE!
#Monsterdon #CHUD

The fuck? How is eating a coin a show of dominance?

#Monsterdon

Eating the quarter from a payphone is the WEIRDEST MOVE EVER.

#Monsterdon

scared away from the payphone by beta test Mr. Smith from the Matrix #monsterdon

#Monsterdon *staring contest*