What about the CHUD baby? Is there gonna be a post credits scene? That was an obvious et up.
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OK but don't smooch his whole face is filthy

Aw. He’s gone to join his wife in CHUD hell. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok NOW the synth soundtrack gets good

okay no we're just ending on the expensive panel van fire I guess okay

#monsterdon #CHUD

That was a fiery ending.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

Bosch has a .38 too. He just hasn't taken it out of his pants yet.

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BOSCH is ALIVE??

Oh, wait. Yeah, duh, shot in the heart. Cop. Yeah. #Monsterdon

FINALLY

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I saw John Heard's ass ☹️

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the van exploded because it dropped 1 foot into the mahole? bosch is still alive? nothing is resolved? they just incinerated all the nuclear waste? #monsterdon

not a real movie unless a car blows up
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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Because transporting it to Canada costs money, and he couldn't get permits to even move the stuff through NYC. It was presumably generated in the city. The guy promised he could remove it for cheap, couldn't, and instead of confessing he just did whatever made him the biggest profit.

#Monsterdon #CHUD

And HE died as he lived, nose-first in a stack of garbage. #Monsterdon

Panel van by Pinto

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#monsterdon nice shot Reverend!

Please explain to me why the trunk just exploded in a fireball?

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@Newpa_Hasai New York, L.A., and Tokyo are the only possible locations.

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@Taweret grab me a cheesesteak, please. #Monsterdon

why didn't he just back it up? wtf...

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oi damn! he really did come back and shoot him. how rude! #monsterdon

Fucking Wilson just shot Bosche! WTF?!

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Wilson did say he would do that.....

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soylent green is chuds and they're all made of cabbage

which is how you get all the gas

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Contamination Hazard Urban Disposal! I knew he was a Reagan cabinet member, the NRC has too much integrity.

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@SRLevine just think, only an hour left! #Monsterdon

@diazona @SnoopJ Going from this description I don't think you're behind

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@sealawyer The PIRANHA LAWYER wants THE STUFF THAT GIVES PEOPLE BIGGER TEETH!? #Monsterdon

gargly noises #monsterdon

Whoa, suddenly the soundtrack is popping off for Bosch to do some cop stuff

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Man, Wilson needed to get punched in the face so badly.

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@eigen don't forget she showered too unlike everyone else on this movie #Monsterdon

Maybe they crossbred with sewer turtles #monsterdon

A-ha! The true meaning of CHUD!!

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Model lady has earned the right to survive. #monsterdon

"You're nothing but the government garbage man!"'

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What's he talking about? What does it mean for a manhole to "go somewhere?" #monsterdon

wow, the model leveled up: all the way to wielding a scimitar and Grand Theft Cop-Car…

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@ohiofi If only.

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YES, finally, a C.H.U.D.mobile!!!!!

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steal the cop car? i love this lady. #monsterdon

"we've got to have more gas" no that's definitely not true

#monsterdon #CHUD

Conveniently extending neck for easy dispatchment.

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I thought the glowing eyes were cheesy at first, but they're pretty cool

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@strangefour every New Yorker in the 80s. I think it was a law. #monsterdon

Very, very Sam Raimi. #Monsterdon #CHUD

Okay, that was a pretty good effect.

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#Monsterdon longneck chud -> the better to sword you with

if this doesn’t end with a kaiju CHUD erupting out of the ground and destroying New York I will be disappointed #Monsterdon

ah she's like the lizard in Frogs with the jar of POISON on the shelf

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So, the sword was Chekhov's sword!

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Uhoh CHUD zombie head bit her I fear she is doomed #Monsterdon

oooo, their necks extend!

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CHEKOV'S COOL SWORD COLLECTION

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OO XENA YES GIRL #Monsterdon

SWORD!

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Chekovs sword...

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@Newpa_Hasai If your junk is radioactive, ... see a doctor? #Monsterdon

That's a wrap. Another few IQ points lost to #monsterdon movie exposure.

Waiting for the blonde and CHUD to pass a Bechdel test... #monsterdon

Let's turn off the power to the whole apartment. That will stop a CHUD!

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It's good when the Geiger counter beeps like that, right

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Lol @ gory escape room antics

"now, find a headset, a headset somewhere...."

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Was in the middle of saying "The headset probably still has a head attached to it" and .. yep... #Monsterdon #CHUD

Wow the USCSB videos just keep getting better and better #monsterdon #chud1984

Daniel Stern doesn't look that much better than a CHUD at this point #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Has this ever happened TO YOU?

okay, this is 100% a 1980s made for TV affair, but these actors are giving it like 110%, and they all deserve a cookie. 🍪 #monsterdon

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You can tell if it's radioactive if the synths start playing when you're near it.

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"Start the gas." -me goading my dentist on to prove I am not afraid of him #monsterdon

Brokeback Sewer all of a sudden #monsterdon

Where's the toxic avenger when you need him #Monsterdon

I know my mustache will stop the CHUD so I am just going to lay back nonchalantly in the car smoking with my tie loosened.

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This shit is toxic waste. Lets keep digging around in it.
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Contamination Hazard Urban Disposal

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I was gonna make fun of them for not knowing it was radioactive, but I honestly can't remember if they knew that or if that was the cops or what #Monsterdon

So it seems that CHUDism is transmitted by both chronic radiation exposure *and* the bite of an already CHUD person?

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That neck-grab made it look like the chud was going in for a smooch #monsterdon #chud1984

So those two are essentially dead in 4 hours now right? #Monsterdon #CHUD

it would be funnier if the CHUDs got into the apartment by posing as the pizza guy

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cops: 0, CHUD: like 6?
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Apart from the first scene, there has been a distinct *lack* of screaming in this movie.

Instead of wasting time screaming, I see the heroine is actuatlly doing stuff.

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Send Bosch in, he's nothing to lose

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#Monsterdon chud rights

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Minifridge, hotplate, and two-cup coffee maker ✅

Consecutive number of Monsterdon movies where the phone is dead: 2
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This is the most '80s movie ever to dystope.

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This lady is gonna Home Alone her apartment against CHUD bandits.
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Like frogs, CHUDs know to cut phone lines

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What do you call this music CHUDfi? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Apartment building CHUD attack! With synthesizer church bell accompaniment!

this is so great

CHUDs might be part cat.
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Wow, that's a fragile cord #Monsterdon

@Sorl Was it a cherry Gusher? #monsterdon

Why do their eyes glow?

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C.H.U.Ds need to get Wilson already #Monsterdon

Lady, I don't think that door lock is going to stop a CHUD.

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"There are seven manholes at that intersection, and another eight manholes at this party..."

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Capt. Bosch might be too close to this to remain objective.

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#chud1984