I want a cheeseburger

#monsterdon

And that's how she got hepatitis

#monsterdon

This shower scene is much less R-rated than I was expecting

#monsterdon

that's a very fancy showerhead for 1984. #monsterdon

The CHUD is gonna get up into the bathroom, eat her, and then discover the joys and wonders of soap and change its life forever. #Monsterdon

Blocked shower drain

Now I'm relating to these people....

#monsterdon

@whknott NYPD, innit? #monsterdon

CHUD RAVE! They are their own glow sticks.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

#Monsterdon I always think of these scenes when I’m downtown and cross ducts and vents, and elevator subterranean hatchways. I always chuckle “CHUD’s gonna get ya”

Why does everyone in this movie look like they could use a shower. #Monsterdon

tbf a dead dog is pretty distressing 😞

#monsterdon

For what was clearly a shoestring budget I think the creature creators really came through for this one. #Monsterdon #CHUD

Once again, I must repeat myself: NO DON'T GO DOWN IN THE BASEMENT

#Monsterdon

This monster is Gigeresque so far. I guess it was just those times.

#Monsterdon

What ?!? A whole chamber of CHUDS discovered by soup kitchen guy

#monsterdon

Checkov's rock

#monsterdon

CHUD RAVE #monsterdon #chud1984

y'know the real-life tmnt in this movie are kinda gross

#monsterdon #CHUD

#monsterdon inexplicably malfunctioning flashlight should be on future bingo cards.

I seriously didn't expect a film any better or more memorable than Chopping Mall, but this has been a treat tonight.

#monsterdon

C.H.U.D. Hunts Unfortunate Dinner

#Monsterdon

Tweaker McRevelation is back! I like him.

#monsterdon

Val no! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

CHUDDED

Robert Mosses absolutely on board with destroying Soho
#monsterdon

Clearly the reporter was a man of good... taste. #Monsterdon #CHUD

WILLLLLLLLSON! #monsterdon

Oh shit it was CHAD #Monsterdon

The leg wound pic is not evidence of anything. I've seen some nasty wounds on homeless people, and tried to convince them to get medical attention. That was worst than most, but not by much.

#monsterdon

Val gets a second scene!
Hurrah!

Oh no!

Val's dead!

#monsterdon

Death ... by SKY! #monsterdon

We're going to lose the best character in this film, aren't we?

#monsterdon

The reporter has a gun? Okay.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

Noooo don't go down in the basement!!!

#Monsterdon

@Louisa Dracula levels of real estate minutae.

#monsterdon #chud

"I'm not gonna burn New York City down. Just, y'know, carefully selected sections." #Monsterdon

"We're not gonna blow up the whole city, just a section of SoHo."

The parody writes itself

#monsterdon #CHUD

SOHO is dispensable, apparently.

#Monsterdon

Them ain't sanitary cooking areas.....yuck #Monsterdon

Heh. Flooding the sewers with gas. Heh. #Monsterdon #CHUD

A NYPD cop who packs his pistol in his... BELT??!?! WTF? #monsterdon

#monsterdon flame thrower guys in the sewer has shitty Aliens vibes.

Quick! To the C.H.U.D.mobile!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
Can
Hardly
Understand the
Dialog

I just now noticed George's swords. Those are pretty awesome.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *back to the douchebag and the lady arguing about their poorly-conceived relationship*

Cooper has a cool sword collection, just saying.

#Monsterdon

So, the cops are the good guys in this?

#Monsterdon

can we talk about what an earth ground is and how it interacts with radio for a moment

#monsterdon #CHUD

*guy in safety suit over staticky connection* "We're at the first intersection."

INJECT THIS SHIT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS

#Monsterdon

:your man has a camera, mine has a flamethrower'

okay, that's a good line

#monsterdon

it's a CHUD hunt man

a CHUD hunt

#monsterdon #CHUD

"Your man has a camera. My man has a flame thrower."

#Monsterdon

Uh... where did these flame throwing cops come from? Did I just miss like 20 minutes?? #monsterdon

WHY DO THE COPS HAVE FLAMETHROWERS WHAT
fucking hell cops
#monsterdon

What's the NYPD doing with flamethrowers?! #Monsterdon

Flamethrowers? In underground tunnels? It's like they want to asphyxiate.

#Monsterdon #CHUD

This underground lair has a decent bass to it...

#monsterdon

"Facts don't care about your feelings, BOSCH"

#Monsterdon

I'm here for the mayhem. Has anyone seem Mr. Mayhem? #monsterdon

CHUD.

#monsterdon

Also, huh, the CHUD was killed by a gas leak?

#monsterdon

"Dressed in the Rags of a Bowery Bum" is a lesser-known Belle and Sebastian song.

#Monsterdon

FLAMETHROWER FLAMETHROWER FLAMETHROWER!

#monsterdon

Let's send flamethrowers into the sewer and create the country's greatest fart bomb

#monsterdon #CHUD

I don’t mean to kink shame, but eating change from a pay phone while someone watches is a new one.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

"Lunatic ravings of a paranoid hippie!"

Found my new bio.

#Monsterdon

Everything lights up like a Christmas tree

Would it kill to have something light up like a light bulb just once

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

And now weird guy who eats nickels has a lzod polo that's the same rust red color exactly

“C.H.U.D. What does that stand for?”

“That’s not important right now.”

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

Oooo that's gonna smart coming out the other end. #Monsterdon

the fuck is this guy in red what
#monsterdon

dude, we've been trying to tell you what CHUD stands for all movie, haven't you been reading the #monsterdon feed?

Did that man just eat a coin?!

#monsterdon

Oh, CHUD is literally a government acronym.

#monsterdon

Name Drop! #Monsterdon #CHUD

Fashion photog wants to do something "relevant"? There's a famine happening in Ethiopia, buddy. Do some real photojournalism.

#monsterdon

What Daniel Stern is doing to those stuffy old white dudes is how I imagine myself online taking down the Man 😉

#monsterdon

EAT IT!
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Nobody worries about the EPA. They were toothless in the best of times.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon A.J. is officially my favorite character in this movie.

@_L1vY_ "I'll take it to the NY Times, a paper of record!" #monsterdon

obsessed with how marv is running this meeting now this rules #monsterdon

It was in fact surprisingly easy to get lost in a major city before we had maps on cell phones.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

Does she believe that he will somehow become less of a jerk? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon room full of crazy white dudes

oh yeah, the HYPER capable NRC 😂

#Monsterdon

Checkov's smart but anti-social homeless drug dealer? He saves the city, right? Poisons the CHUD with crack or something, yeah?

#monsterdon

I guess the newspapers actually did their job in 1984.

#Monsterdon

I'm extremely late for #Monsterdon this week, just got back from a dinner party!

I don't think skipping or fast-forwarding is an option for this one, it seems it should be enjoyed in its unadulterated form.

But hi friends, I'm here too and watching along, but about 45 minutes behind you :P

@starkraving666 My wife had one of those for a foot injury #monsterdon

imagine watching the Oscars when you could be watching a cheesy 80s movie about sewer monsters

#monsterdon

C.H.U.D surge. #monsterdon

A.J. is the most reasonable character in this.
So obviously no one will listen to him. #monsterdon

What is that leg thing on the table??? Lol #monsterdon #chud1984

#monsterdon A ski-boot! Now we've got them!

Your outie doesn't have to worry about the CHUDs.

#Monsterdon

the wet bandits are hunting kevin because they know he comes from an unholy chud-tainted spawn. they are trying to rid the earth of the last spore of the chuds, only to find out the Joe Pesci was working with the chuds all along. Marv has only ever known betrayal #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I always chuckle at that line. You’re breaking and entering. You’re… under arrest.

Well, that kid's gonna have issues. Probably start a grunge band in 10 years.

#monsterdon