This repetitive music is getting a bit repetitive.

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LMAO he blew up

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Nice shootin' Tex. #Monsterdon #CHUD

AVENGE BOSCH!

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It's the key to the city!

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The huge increase in BPM at around 1:30 in this movie is stressing me out. I feel like I should be doing aerobics or something.

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Are you afraid people are going to get wind of your gas?

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But why dump in New York City? (Okay, so we can have a plot)

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THANK YOU jeeezus. how much better would all our lives be if we could just punch some bureaucrats and take the keys for ourselves. #monsterdon

@SordidAmok soylent green is CHUDs?

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Okay that is a good question though, why would they dump it in NYC when there's ACRES of Canada available? #Monsterdon

bosch is the most boring hero cop in any movie ever lol

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out like a cheap string of fairie lights

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@riedlr There was a little bit of a nod to the 'don't get involved' mindset from someone earlier I noticed. One of the females.

-dont look when you hear screams or shots

-dont leave your radio in your car overnight if parked on the street

-dont go on the subway after midnight if you can help it, especially on a branch

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Breaking news: CHUDS now evolving to be more giraffe like
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falling asleep on the job? No problem, just folks dying. #monsterdon

Oh. The sword and the neck answer each other. Okay fine.
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#monsterdon random sword well used, very proud of her

yeah throw stop bath in his face

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okay this whole bit is AWESOME

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I feel like there's a whole trope called Barricades Can Be Used Against You

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Are they still really human enough to be counted as cannibals, though?

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Her apartment is supposed to have a fire escape
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okay I love the glowing eyes

we don't get enought monsters with glowing eyes

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All we have to do is find the bluetooth earbuds

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CHUD outside the door: Candygram!

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A realy New Yorker would know NO ONE helps a screaming woman in the 80s. #monsterdon

AJ is the smartest guy in the movie #monsterdon

Waiting for some Keith Haring graf.

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@Zerofactorial It's like when people call a dissection of a dead animal an autopsy. It's a necroscopy! Autopsy would be if your cat performed it on a dead cat! Terminology folks, get it right or be mocked!

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I'm not sure why the model isn't more freaked out about what happened in the shower.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

#Monsterdon game over man, game over

The radioactive junk isn't glowing. Nice, actually.

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Dammit! Now she's going to have to flashdance!

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A.J. is my favorite so far. I for sure believe this guy has a storied past

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#Monsterdon Yum!Cops. Should be a bingo spot.

I think we should hear the CHUDs out at least

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Checkov's swords? Tell me the lady's going to cut a zombie's head off! Please, movie, that's the only thing that would redeem it at this point.

#Monsterdon #CHUD

CHUDs are fun. 🤩 #Monsterdon

God so many problems in these movies would be solved if people would just use their cell phones

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Pfft, every New Yorker knows to check for C.H.U.D.s BEFORE they lock the door. #monsterdon

Oh, look there's Dan Hedaya #monsterdon

which noises are the CHUD and which are the soundtrack 🥴
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Yes, make sure you step out of your apartment so the monsters know you're there, go BACK FIRST so you're vulnerable, and then stand directly next to the door. Good, excellent. Aaaaand die. #Monsterdon

that ding... anyone else remember Taco Bell Commercials with that ding?

Or the opening to Danger Zone?

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#Monsterdon And I also always recall this movie when I end up parking or standing on a manhole cover with my car.

AS a precaution we're going to park cars on every manhole below 34th street. #monsterdon

Of COURSE the toddler is named Justin.

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It's a massacre with no one confirmed killed (?!?!) #monsterdon

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Bosch needs to be angrier at Wilson about his dog

@jonny NUCLEAR zombies though

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I guess Victor needed a bigger bandage.
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The homeless really are the lumpen prols by the way. No awareness of class struggle.

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I think Bosch's anger is deserved. Also, don't blow up New York

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OK, that was funny. Soup kitchen guy smacked the CHUD lady who smacked the photographer. #Monsterdon

Wow, that is a LOT of CHUDs at that restaurant.

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Outta the way! BOSCH comin' through!

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did he just, like, /shove/ her unconscious?

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Yay Shepherd lives!

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Victor's gone CHUD!!!

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#monsterdon Aww, no, AJ is definitely not OK. :(

edit: retraction! AJ is OK! I say again, AJ appears to be OK!

Finally, they attack in the open

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every man hole sealed off in a 10 block radius? are we doing phrasing? #monsterdon

#monsterdon blood shower, check. Normal flower arranging after blood shower, check. Nothing to see here folx.... just another boring day in NYC.

"NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR" smeared in blood at the Diner....

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the synths went wild and there was blood everywhere but what the fuck did she pull out of the drain? #monsterdon

No bodies
No witnesses
Just
BLOOD

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john goodman?? #monsterdon

I want a cheeseburger

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This shower scene is much less R-rated than I was expecting

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The CHUD is gonna get up into the bathroom, eat her, and then discover the joys and wonders of soap and change its life forever. #Monsterdon

Blocked shower drain

Now I'm relating to these people....

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@whknott NYPD, innit? #monsterdon

CHUD RAVE! They are their own glow sticks.
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#Monsterdon I always think of these scenes when I’m downtown and cross ducts and vents, and elevator subterranean hatchways. I always chuckle “CHUD’s gonna get ya”

tbf a dead dog is pretty distressing 😞

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For what was clearly a shoestring budget I think the creature creators really came through for this one. #Monsterdon #CHUD

Once again, I must repeat myself: NO DON'T GO DOWN IN THE BASEMENT

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This monster is Gigeresque so far. I guess it was just those times.

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What ?!? A whole chamber of CHUDS discovered by soup kitchen guy

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Checkov's rock

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CHUD RAVE #monsterdon #chud1984

y'know the real-life tmnt in this movie are kinda gross

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#monsterdon inexplicably malfunctioning flashlight should be on future bingo cards.

I seriously didn't expect a film any better or more memorable than Chopping Mall, but this has been a treat tonight.

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Tweaker McRevelation is back! I like him.

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Val no! #monsterdon

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CHUDDED

Robert Mosses absolutely on board with destroying Soho
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Clearly the reporter was a man of good... taste. #Monsterdon #CHUD

WILLLLLLLLSON! #monsterdon

Oh shit it was CHAD #Monsterdon

The leg wound pic is not evidence of anything. I've seen some nasty wounds on homeless people, and tried to convince them to get medical attention. That was worst than most, but not by much.

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Val gets a second scene!
Hurrah!

Oh no!

Val's dead!

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Death ... by SKY! #monsterdon

We're going to lose the best character in this film, aren't we?

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The reporter has a gun? Okay.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

Noooo don't go down in the basement!!!

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"I'm not gonna burn New York City down. Just, y'know, carefully selected sections." #Monsterdon

SOHO is dispensable, apparently.

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