@Taweret huh I told my sewer monster I'd be busy tonight, it was all good

#Monsterdon

CHIEF O'BRIEN!?

#monsterdon

Somebody's mommy drank a lot. Did you how far apart that CHUD's eyes were?

#monsterdon #C.H.U.D.

IT'S ON IT'S CHUD TIME :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon

this kid doesn't seem very hysterical to me

#monsterdon

Zombi father. Valid. #Monsterdon

Mom: "somebody needs a manicure...and a dentist too...somebody needs a spa day!"

#monsterdon #chud1984

i'm very confused that temu sylvester stallone is still here i thought he'd've broken by now

#monsterdon #CHUD

@brooke WTF?!
#Monsterdon

oh shit: I'd've thought it'd've gone for the child (she's more tender 😜)…

#monsterdon

@Copperplate yeah, Photo Dude kinda redeemed himself with that. He is allowed to survive the film, I guess. #Monsterdon

(C.H.U.D. growling) #monsterdon

This was life before SatNav, Helen Mirren was right to feel sad for Kurt Cobain never living to see it.

Now we have another traumatised child.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon traumatized little girl! is that on the bingo cards?

She's going to spend the rest of the film like the girl from THEM! now, isn't she?

#monsterdon

@moira @Taweret The Oscars are rigged #monsterdon

@moira @Taweret oh wait that's still happening? 😂

#Monsterdon

@Taweret shit no! :ms_eyes: #Monsterdon

#monsterdon this Derek guy is pretty high strung. I mean, it's only his career and reputation on the line. Chill out, m'dude!

Kid like, "Oh. Okay. Bye." #Monsterdon

And that's how Art was killed off in New York
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon why did he open the door!?

I get the feeling this kid shouldn't be out this late. It IS late, right?

#monsterdon #C.H.U.D.

Kind of a tipsy phone booth

#monsterdon

Tell me the joke because I want to laugh too.

#Monsterdon

Please don't kill the child. PLEASE.
#Monsterdon

Guess he needed to use the phone. #Monsterdon #CHUD

George respecting a lady's bodily autonomy is refreshing to see in these Trying Times #Monsterdon

saving her for dessert

#monsterdon #CHUD

And on-screen monster!

#monsterdon

@srol It made a noise kinda like a frog though #monsterdon

Commercial time #Monsterdon We've got Calm, a Tunnel to Tower foundation so far... what y'all got?

Here we gooo

#monsterdon

Now *that* is a jacket

#Monsterdon

yet another movie that could not advance in the presence of mobile telephony…

#monsterdon

Something is finally happening? Maybe?

#monsterdon

@ramsey @jonny unless she's pregnant with Buzz and they're half-brothers #monsterdon

Chud gonna eat the whole phone booth? #Monsterdon

I keep liking this movie with their progressive shit.

#monsterdon #C.H.U.D.

I kinda miss working soup kitchens. Cooking for 200 never gets old, I love it.

#Monsterdon

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CHUD fingers!!

@Taweret p. sure it's the Oscars being on at the same time

#monsterdon #CHUD

#Monsterdon i see that manhole cover moving :D

GoT White Walkers crossover!

#Monsterdon

"It's your body, it's your career" that classic rallying cry

#Monsterdon

We have CHUD sign! This is not a drill!

#Monsterdon #CHUD

It's weird, John Heard is saying all the right things here, but I'm still very like =/ about him and I can't explain why #monsterdon

Why on earth are these people just randomly out in the middle of the night in New York?? #Monsterdon #CHUD

This guy may be in a phone booth but he's clearly no superman.

#monsterdon #CHUD

@srol F for Fuggetaboudium

#Monsterdon

"I'll support whatever decision you make" Damn ok that's awesome of him for a change.

#Monsterdon

Writer is pissed off

#monsterdon

kevin is older than all his siblings actually, but the radiation causes him to age exceptionally slowly. this is why his "older" brothers buzz and the bully one don't trust him, because they have been able to see how he has outlived them and stayed a child, while the younger siblings are fine with him #monsterdon

Crosby and Spring - the band's name before Nash #monsterdon

SUSPICIOUS MANHOLE

#monsterdon #CHUD

#monsterdon I feel like this isn't a job for a captain working alone. I feel like he could get, like, a couple uniforms to help him maybe?

Not to criticize his leadership or competence or anything.

Oh wait. Yeah, actually. I am.

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"All right, have the kid!"

(they embrace)

@RamenCatholic They can show a guy's chewed-up leg, but...

#monsterdon #chud

I don't think it is fair to bring a child into the world with a zombie father who won't talk to anybody, especially this dude.

#Monsterdon

@hollie can we be watching a movie about that guy

I mean, this monster made a splash in the first couple minutes and then has been a huge letdown since

#Monsterdon

'Two other ’droids'? Maybe they're the ones we're looking-for….

#monsterdon

So how long before she gets eaten? #Monsterdon

um

time to leave

time to have been gone

#monsterdon

@jonny So, is Catherine O'Hare his step mom?

#Monsterdon

was hoping she’d just drop this in conversation like The Room and never bring it up again #Monsterdon

He's really still just upset about scene with the mouse suit.

#Monsterdon

This ain't no party.
This ain't no disco.
This ain't no fooling around.

#Monsterdon

"zombie father" ouch. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon C.H.U.D = me studying how to exist in the coming days

That Geiger counter spike was just the F Train passing by. Yeah it's radioactive. Dat's New York baybee love New York. #monsterdon

I like this soup kitchen dude #monsterdon

'Pot’s legal in New York.'—a friend, c. 1982
—'…if you’re white.' I answered.

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow well we know that's kind of not an option for Bosch anymore

#Monsterdon

@eigen Simpsons: The Movie #monsterdon

It really is a scary world up there.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon There just went Ken, he does that. Glows and roars. Yes, it’s his schtick.

"Not great, not terrible."

#Monsterdon

Chekhov swords! #monsterdon

@riedlr Why not both?
#monsterdon

something something doppler effect but radiation

#monsterdon #CHUD

Guys, generally speaking the red lights are *bad.* #Monsterdon

Well, speak of the devil

#Monsterdon

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Ruh-roh

But what if he really did used to be a nuclear physicist? That would be so cool!

(thought they usually don't need personal rad monitors, funnily enough there was a grad student in the lab who did because the lab used to do radiation work and she did almost all of it, and she's getting a PhD in biology/pharmaceutical sciences)

#Monsterdon

Hope y'all aren't planning on having any kids. #Monsterdon #CHUD

I am loving this resistance dude #monsterdon #chud1984

#monsterdon The lighting in this movie is fabulous ✔️

Geiger counter or 80s mobile phone... #monsterdon

sooo, uh, is what's-her-face still waiting for guy to come back and do the photoshoot

#Monsterdon

Damn, #monsterdon is so much better than watch the #Oscar

@riedlr Oh yeah, he was working and just left in the middle of a paid gig. This seems like a bad thing to do to one's girlfriend.
#Monsterdon

@nev I don't hate that you wrote this, I hate that you beat me to it.

#monsterdon #C.H.U.D.

@brooke wait, which is the one that's not this or Ghostbusters?

#monsterdon

@rberlim Wild that that turned out to be a major plot point!

#monsterdon #chud

Elon Musk will get rid of the EPA probe because tracking sewer monsters is government waste & corruption.

#Monsterdon

@combatwombat @rberlim Was that his dog too? #monsterdon

who can even afford a cardboard box these days

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon if i had a nickel for every movie where the EPA is the bad guy i'd have at least 15 cents

which isn't a lot but it worries me that this pattern in our popular culture exists

This ain't no MUD CLUB, this AIN't No Fooling around!" #monsterdon

@rberlim And turns out in real life, the actress is Daniel Sterns wife #monsterdon