"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." #Monsterdon
...what sort of radioactive materials? Like Cs-137, or?
creep dude is back
#monsterdon
Ah the 80s. When courts could actually stop insane ideas. #monsterdon
@Taweret #monsterdon
There’s clearly no contest.
Mel Brooks a nice town?
Ah, so the courts are the problem. They're unable to move their radioactive waste, so it's the courts' fault.
Ooohhh this lady was the femme lead in "Brazil" #monsterdon #chud1984
I want to see more subway tunnel scenes #monsterdon
"Murphy. Freelance photographer."
[passes paper]
[reads paper]
"For a good time cal 555-1616" 😂
Moving to the suburbs because NYC is too dangerous? You know who else did that? THE STEPFORD PEOPLE
is she suggesting they move to Stepford? #monsterdon
"We'll raise our kids in the sewer just like my father!"
"...do you know you were wearing a tail yesterday"
"Well, it was Friday."
guy is hovering behind Cooper at the park waiting to ask when he's going to rejoin the movie #Monsterdon
That Wet Bandit is a TOTAL BOSS way to tell 'em! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟♂️ 🧟♀️ 🗽 💩 😱
Oops I just time-traveled back to the scene where Lauren meets pixy-cut lady and I think that might have been the Bechdel pass?
Ugh, because it hasn't been close since then.
sleezy twats! #monsterdon
Call him a pencil dick, I seen it work before #Monsterdon
Thats... more than one there friend....
#Monsterdon
@SnoopJ C.H.U.D.tastic
It's the quintessential NYC discussion about where to live when you have kids.
@SRLevine Whatever they need to do for that one particular story.
The big glossy Putin conference table. #Monsterdon
This meeting could have been a redacted memo.
#Monsterdon #CHUD
So do u think they had these guys do a method acting approach of getting annihilated on meth and alcohol the night before shooting the scene #monsterdon #chud1984
Nice picnic cup bro
Something hot was moving down there....cats and dogs living together....mass hysteria #Monsterdon
I also can't be held responsible for everything that washes up in the sewer.
#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟♂️ 🧟♀️ 🗽 💩 😱
NRC guy's pocket square and tie are exactly the same rust-red color as John's t-shirt and Mrs. Monroe's cardigan from the previous scene.
imagine watching the Oscars when you could be watching a cheesy 80s movie about sewer monsters
That's the diagnostic
A.J. is the most reasonable character in this.
So obviously no one will listen to him. #monsterdon
These crabby bureaucrats seem very trustworthy #Monsterdon
Isn't there a TV series called "BOSCH", and don't they say his name like that, a lot?
#Monsterdon The chief of police and the NRC rep feel so greazy. With a z.
This is the popcorn scene - when you go the concessions stand and buy stuff. #monsterdon
@whknott @gortbrown And then you would be legally obligated for the rest of your life to make the joke about the time the 80's called and wanted their music back
Must have used up his luck when he found a working payphone.
He is a friend. He is the Beastmaster. #monsterdon
He put on a nice shirt over his other shirt because he thought they were going on a date but they're just doing more police shit. #monsterdon
Filmed entirely in and under New York City and at Chud studios
I joked about it the first time it happened, but EVERY time they say Chief O'Brien something in my brain makes a comm badge chirping noise. #monsterdon
Ah, the traumatized kid requirement is met. #Monsterdon
I guess this scene set the stage for similar scenes in Armageddon and Independence Day??
wet bandit knows his way in
#monsterdon
Damn, is it really that easy to get away with breaking and entering in front of a cop?
#monsterdon
Of course that's the decision they were going to make about their pregnancy but at least they had the right conversation.
so many telephones in this movie. there is even one in the foreground as i am typing this #monsterdon
stay safe, stay legal
Okay, I was wrong about Daniel Stern not being a criminal
so everyone in this movie just carries a switch blade. #monsterdon
"This is the lockpicking lawyer, and what I've got for you today is a C.H.U.D"
The wet bandit breaking and entering #Monsterdon
(three seconds later) *nuclear physics de-intensifies*
Uhh Captain is going downtown!
#monsterdon
Bosch is on the case!
#Monsterdon #CHUD
Crafty
Homicidal
Underground
Dudes
Hey Cooper, what are you, dead? Oops, you are. #Monsterdon
Upbeat electronic keyboard music ensues. You know it's getting real, now.
C.H.U.D. dance-off is imminent.
#Monsterdon
OOOO....80s action music....
#Monsterdon *cop pulls up* "hey rev, grab your evidence. you're comin' with me"
nooooooooo
@nev That's the way it's pronounced in NYC (not joking) #monsterdon
@nev Relative to what? A fish?
the synth music is diagetic. there's a rookie cop off camera playing it
Well that was a really fast monster attack. Frames too quick to screen cap of the monster of the week.
#Monsterdon #CHUD
I got you... BABE! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟♂️ 🧟♀️ 🗽 💩 😱
AND the Nuclear Regulatory Commission sent someone to investigate?
@Taweret There is just sooooo little to say about this movie, honestly
this really does want to be a prince of darkness crossover
#monsterdon that girl looked more bored than traumatized.
You wanna see a kid actor pull off traumatized? Check out Them! (1954)
@Taweret huh I told my sewer monster I'd be busy tonight, it was all good
CHIEF O'BRIEN!?
Somebody's mommy drank a lot. Did you how far apart that CHUD's eyes were?
#monsterdon #C.H.U.D.
IT'S ON IT'S CHUD TIME :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon
this kid doesn't seem very hysterical to me
Zombi father. Valid. #Monsterdon
Mom: "somebody needs a manicure...and a dentist too...somebody needs a spa day!"
i'm very confused that temu sylvester stallone is still here i thought he'd've broken by now
@brooke WTF?!
#Monsterdon
oh shit: I'd've thought it'd've gone for the child (she's more tender 😜)…
@Copperplate yeah, Photo Dude kinda redeemed himself with that. He is allowed to survive the film, I guess. #Monsterdon
(C.H.U.D. growling) #monsterdon
This was life before SatNav, Helen Mirren was right to feel sad for Kurt Cobain never living to see it.
Now we have another traumatised child.
#Monsterdon traumatized little girl! is that on the bingo cards?
She's going to spend the rest of the film like the girl from THEM! now, isn't she?
@moira @Taweret The Oscars are rigged #monsterdon
@Taweret shit no! :ms_eyes: #Monsterdon
#monsterdon this Derek guy is pretty high strung. I mean, it's only his career and reputation on the line. Chill out, m'dude!
Kid like, "Oh. Okay. Bye." #Monsterdon
#monsterdon why did he open the door!?
And that's how Art was killed off in New York
#Monsterdon
You're not lost, you're LUNCH!
I get the feeling this kid shouldn't be out this late. It IS late, right?
#monsterdon #C.H.U.D.
Kind of a tipsy phone booth
Tell me the joke because I want to laugh too.
Please don't kill the child. PLEASE.
#Monsterdon
Guess he needed to use the phone. #Monsterdon #CHUD