@faoluin
Except on those suburb farms with the educated pigs...

#monsterdon #C.H.U.D.

It's CHUD time!!

#monsterdon

So busted. #Monsterdon #CHUD

"No, can't be "it's not important," that's not C, H, U, _or_ D.

#monsterdon #CHUD

CHUD? C H U D.

Where do you think you are, high school?

hahaha.

#Monsterdon

Imagine thinking that counts as long hair.

#monsterdon #chud

"have a nice day"
lololol
#monsterdon

"A.J.", sure Marv

#Monsterdon

TITLE DROP

#monsterdon #CHUD

Whoah! That's one of the future bad guys in Sneakers!

#Monsterdon
#CHUD

"Now, there's no cause to be insolent here."

"EAT IT!"

Actual lol #Monsterdon

You're blind buddy #Monsterdon

“This can go no further than this room …” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"What are you trying to hide!?" My gag reflex, right now. #Monsterdon

Taking his ski boot and going home.

#Monsterdon #CHUD

#monsterdon #chud
I screamed!
Jump scare on Marv!
Damn.
And it was a nothin. Yet....

@CactuarJoe oh good times

#Monsterdon

@jonny yesssssssssssss

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

Skinny, gross Dan is pretty flipping great though

44 minutes in and we have yet to fully see one cannibal

#Monsterdon
#CHUD

"I'm not talkin' to you, I'm talkin' to him! Eat it!" Lmao

#Monsterdon

"We're gonna do things MY way: becoming C.H.U.D. food!" #monsterdon

Chekov's ski boot #monsterdon

"EAT IT!" #monsterdon

Eat it! (eat it!)
Eat it! (eat it!)
Talk about the CHUDS or beat it!

#monsterdon

"...Eat it!"

And suddenly a Weird Al song starts playing.

#Monsterdon #CHUD

I'm supposed to be washing dishes and making syrup but I am GLUED to the screen

#Monsterdon

Marv is so dead. #CHUD #monsterdon

#Monsterdon wow, guess it didn't take that much to make these powerful dudes quit denying everything...

@CactuarJoe I hope so #monsterdon

where is this "ok word list" they talk about? #monsterdon

@yatsu yabbut a little at a ... time ... --dad #Monsterdon

@moira @kshernandez the guy on the left was in Sneakers! 👍

#monsterdon

#monsterdon man these smash cuts.

Not wanting to raise a baby in 80s NYC? The NYC of this movie? I wouldn't want to walk a dog in this NYC. Exhibit A: this movie.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

All freelance reporters are named Murphy. #monsterdon

@starkraving666 you bet she is, and that is why everyone was already in love with her before the movie even started #monsterdon

Where is spiderman?

#Monsterdon

Hooray, monster sighting at last (after ad delays 😢)

#Monsterdon

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." #Monsterdon

@diazona @SRLevine

...what sort of radioactive materials? Like Cs-137, or?

#monsterdon

creep dude is back
#monsterdon

Mel Brooks a nice town?

#Monsterdon

Ah, so the courts are the problem. They're unable to move their radioactive waste, so it's the courts' fault.

#Monsterdon

Ooohhh this lady was the femme lead in "Brazil" #monsterdon #chud1984

I want to see more subway tunnel scenes #monsterdon

"Murphy. Freelance photographer."

[passes paper]

[reads paper]

"For a good time cal 555-1616" 😂

#Monsterdon

Moving to the suburbs because NYC is too dangerous? You know who else did that? THE STEPFORD PEOPLE

#Monsterdon

"We'll raise our kids in the sewer just like my father!"

#Monsterdon

"...do you know you were wearing a tail yesterday"
"Well, it was Friday."

#Monsterdon #CHUD

guy is hovering behind Cooper at the park waiting to ask when he's going to rejoin the movie #Monsterdon

That Wet Bandit is a TOTAL BOSS way to tell 'em! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

Oops I just time-traveled back to the scene where Lauren meets pixy-cut lady and I think that might have been the Bechdel pass?

Ugh, because it hasn't been close since then.

Call him a pencil dick, I seen it work before #Monsterdon

Thats... more than one there friend....
#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ C.H.U.D.tastic

#Monsterdon

It's the quintessential NYC discussion about where to live when you have kids.

#Monsterdon

@SRLevine Whatever they need to do for that one particular story.

#monsterdon #chud

The big glossy Putin conference table. #Monsterdon

So do u think they had these guys do a method acting approach of getting annihilated on meth and alcohol the night before shooting the scene #monsterdon #chud1984

Nice picnic cup bro

#Monsterdon

Something hot was moving down there....cats and dogs living together....mass hysteria #Monsterdon

I also can't be held responsible for everything that washes up in the sewer.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

NRC guy's pocket square and tie are exactly the same rust-red color as John's t-shirt and Mrs. Monroe's cardigan from the previous scene.

That's the diagnostic

#monsterdon

These crabby bureaucrats seem very trustworthy #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The chief of police and the NRC rep feel so greazy. With a z.

This is the popcorn scene - when you go the concessions stand and buy stuff. #monsterdon

@whknott @gortbrown And then you would be legally obligated for the rest of your life to make the joke about the time the 80's called and wanted their music back

#Monsterdon

Must have used up his luck when he found a working payphone.

#Monsterdon

He is a friend. He is the Beastmaster. #monsterdon

He put on a nice shirt over his other shirt because he thought they were going on a date but they're just doing more police shit. #monsterdon

Filmed entirely in and under New York City and at Chud studios

#Monsterdon

I joked about it the first time it happened, but EVERY time they say Chief O'Brien something in my brain makes a comm badge chirping noise. #monsterdon

Ah, the traumatized kid requirement is met. #Monsterdon

wet bandit knows his way in
#monsterdon

I guess this scene set the stage for similar scenes in Armageddon and Independence Day??

#Monsterdon

Damn, is it really that easy to get away with breaking and entering in front of a cop?
#monsterdon

Of course that's the decision they were going to make about their pregnancy but at least they had the right conversation.

#Monsterdon

so many telephones in this movie. there is even one in the foreground as i am typing this #monsterdon

stay safe, stay legal

#monsterdon
#chud1984

Okay, I was wrong about Daniel Stern not being a criminal

#Monsterdon
#CHUD

so everyone in this movie just carries a switch blade. #monsterdon

"This is the lockpicking lawyer, and what I've got for you today is a C.H.U.D"

#Monsterdon

The wet bandit breaking and entering #Monsterdon

(three seconds later) *nuclear physics de-intensifies*

#Monsterdon

Uhh Captain is going downtown!
#monsterdon

Bosch is on the case!
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Crafty
Homicidal
Underground
Dudes

#Monsterdon
#CHUD

Hey Cooper, what are you, dead? Oops, you are. #Monsterdon

Upbeat electronic keyboard music ensues. You know it's getting real, now.
C.H.U.D. dance-off is imminent.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *cop pulls up* "hey rev, grab your evidence. you're comin' with me"

nooooooooo

@nev That's the way it's pronounced in NYC (not joking) #monsterdon

@nev Relative to what? A fish?

#Monsterdon

I got you... BABE! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

AND the Nuclear Regulatory Commission sent someone to investigate?

@Taweret There is just sooooo little to say about this movie, honestly

#Monsterdon

this really does want to be a prince of darkness crossover

#monsterdon #CHUD

#monsterdon that girl looked more bored than traumatized.

You wanna see a kid actor pull off traumatized? Check out Them! (1954)