"Look at that man helping the Unfortunate, what a loser!"

Such an 80s film, this is going to go all Libertarian, isn't it?

#monsterdon

the CHUDs can't eat all these people fast enough.

#Monsterdon

he's the guy from home alone right?

#monsterdon

Captain Crunch, phone phreak #monsterdon

I'm already rooting for Daniel Stern. He's the best character 16 minutes into the film.

#Monsterdon

shepherd and he's a priest? did the field mouse write this? #monsterdon

oh they’re just giving out eggs here? #monsterdon

"You think I wanna talk to some goddamn fucking machine?"

YOU HEAR THAT TECH BROS?!?

#Monsterdon

Woohoo #MonsterdonBingo! #CHUD #Monsterdon

Apparently missing people are just a pain in the ass to be avoided according to the ACAB NYPD #Monsterdon

George seems like a very positive sort of guy. #monsterdon

Was that a voicemail greeting? Oh, it’s a voicemail message. 😅

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

What's with the negative vibes, man. More CHUD less dialogue please.
#Monsterdon

What am I saying. It's the 80's of COURSE everyone is a Ass for no reason. #Monsterdon #CHUD

@RobynGoodfellow it /was/ the 80's…🤷

#monsterdon

Maybe don't go into advertising if you're offended by the phoniness of it all? #Monsterdon

Phone freaking! Wow this is the most 80s NYC.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Big wigs are like... Uhhh... why did we hire the VIVA LA REVOLUCION photographer? #monsterdon

Houston. This is New York.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

There's a surprising number of top notch character actors in this. Or people who would go on to become top-notch character actors.

#monsterdon #C.H.U.D.

@RobynGoodfellow excuse me the correct term is C.H.U.D.hole

#Monsterdon

The cops are the 80s version of the two guys from Shaun Of The Dead. Shaun and his loser friend.

#monsterdon

"She tried to lift my gun. I nabbed her!"

"All by yourself?"

Love it!

#Monsterdon

The bloody hole in the street was chanting, "Mom mom mom mom mom." #monsterdon

Just a standard exploding garbage monster, nothing to see here

#Monsterdon

ten minutes, five of which have been spent on various phone-related devices. CHUD was written by an ex-telephone operator? #monsterdon

I we've been CHUDDED with that jumpscare

#monsterdon

@Lazarou They are *not* looking at oblongs of glass in their hands #monsterdon

Don't look into the jumpscare boxes a second time!!!!!!!!

#Monsterdon

Actually captain, crime statistics ARE going down.

#Monsterdon

@steggy Yeah sounds about right

...now I wonder if there is such a thing as non-aggressively 80's movie 🤔

#Monsterdon

for those curious about Tropicana Chugger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpPd-QBkWIg

it's just a small-sized bottle of juice

#Monsterdon

That music with the jump scare was weird..the bum bum bum after the scare?

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While this is accurate to what the basements in NYC walk-ups are like, no one living in a building would store anything of value there. Either it gets stolen or things worse than C.H.U.D.s get into it. #monsterdon

I cannot keep a lid on it because my mustache announces all of my secrets.

#Monsterdon

@SordidAmok In the manhole, we know that much

#Monsterdon

The short, jagged hair was popular when I was a teen. Definitely became a thing I find attractive.

#monsterdon

they really picked some pretty locations for this film

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What does New York expect? You fill your manholes with steam, you're going to attract monsters. #monsterdon

Scintillating dialogue, I can't wait to hear how they're suffocating each other. #Monsterdon

Remember screening calls with the answering machine, lol

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"Was I drunk? Were we making love?" Do those things happen at different times? #Monsterdon

That’s some 80s hair if I ever saw it.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

hhhmmmmmmmmmmm… what's the over-under on the girlfriend surviving?

#monsterdon

This photographer shoots in C.H.U.D.achrome

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(Theme from To Live And Die In LA starts)

#monsterdon

Doesn't everyone put makeup on their ass.

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I would have killed / eaten for that Leica camera he is using.

#monsterdon
#chud1984

The irony of giving the "Music composed and performed by" credit in a scene with no music

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I want a C.H.U.D. / Prince Of Darkness crossover

#Monsterdon

Great timing from the monster, you gotta admit #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

don’t say you’re a fan of the bonime if you haven’t read the bonga #monsterdon

George dresses how I feel.

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oooo, it's a young version of That Guy, isn't it?

#monsterdon

Very sparse opening. Blues Brothers this ain't. #Monsterdon

hey wat's the gender-neutral term for "manhole cover"? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon damn it. Here’s the #DDD for CHUD! Sorry folks, it totally slipped my mind!

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/9051

Ooh you know the ninja turtles are down there

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm glad they're cannibals. That means the puppy's fine.

#Monsterdon street sweepers: the natural enemy of the c.h.u.d.

#monsterdon wow, I already have 3 bingo squares

What a cool opening sequence. But also feels like whoever was mixing the music suddenly remembered they had a dentist appointment and ran out. #monsterdon

a shoe next to a manhole cover. how poetic. #monsterdon

3 bingo hits in the first 30 seconds!

#monsterdon
#chud

And despite the slipper, they never saw Cinderella again

#monsterdon #CHUD

Well that has to be the fastest "Does the dog..." in movie history.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Well that escalated quickly. #Monsterdon #CHUD

They're not staying down THERE anymore! #monsterdon

The dog is dead.

#monsterdon

"It's our time... down here!"

---The Chuds

#monsterdon #chud

"C'mon Muffy, let's walk down Certain Doom Lane!" #Monsterdon

Starring Christopher Curry, and Charles Garlic!

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#Monsterdon hey all my beautiful peoples! I love this movie! We’re in for a treat!

@SnoopJ oh haha yeah that was fun

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@SnoopJ ooh which one was that?

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whooaaaaaaaa what a delightful effect! BRAVO, VFX TEAM, BRAVO! 👏

#Monsterdon

Contamination Hazard Urban Disposal

ho ho ho, what a twist!

#Monsterdon

[DRUMS INTENSIFY, REDUX]

#Monsterdon

i was hoping i could go to sleep after #monsterdon but i guess my sleepiness is saying no!

Goodnight everyone and thank you @Taweret !

#Monsterdon

He ate the dime? #Monsterdon

I think it might be a good time to Escape from New York just about now

#Monsterdon

bye John Goodman

#Monsterdon

oh hi there John Goodman! Wow, so young.

#Monsterdon

[DRUMS INTENSIFY]

oh man that rocked, great way to polish up a simple effect

#Monsterdon

Taking a shower immediately after calling the cops? Yea, she doesn't know she's in a horror movie.

#Monsterdon

strike that, make it TWO severed heads

#Monsterdon

oh wow that severed head is incredible

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A.J. losing his flashlight is a fantastic ratchet-up of the tension.

and now, C.H.U.D.s!!!!!!!

#Monsterdon

I will be interested to see what kind of statistics this evening's viewing will net compared to the average coming in to Oscar night #monsterdon

I started on this film's wikipedia page and somehow ended up learning about what Chicago's Deep Tunnel project is all about. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_and_Reservoir_Plan #monsterdon

@trixter The only way to be certain would be to find out if they could breed with humans and I'm not going to watch that film #monsterdon

@Configures lol good to know

I am not surprised though

#Monsterdon

No bingo for me this week sadly

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

@josh0 and you could just disappear in the middle of a photo shoot apparently

#monsterdon

Plex decided to queue up The Toxic Avenger for me after C.H.U.D.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090190/

which looks *extremely* weird

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero It has shmutz on it now #monsterdon

Not getting a lot of C.H.U.D. action which I think is why the #Monsterdon crowd was relatively rowdy for this one.

And hey, I wanna see the C.H.U.D.s too. But I'm vibing with the parts between the C.H.U.D. appearances.

I'm getting a lot of ALIENS vibes, actually? But this came out first…

#Monsterdon

I gave it two and a half stars on letterboxd on the strength of its last twenty minutes https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/chud/ #monsterdon

This may be the most "why did I watch this" movie in all my time doing #Monsterdon ... but the feed was entertaining as always! Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting!