@CactuarJoe I mean they ARE having the "alternatives" talk.

#monsterdon #chud

Chekhov pregnancy. #monsterdon

I do not miss the weak flashlights of yesteryear. Truly we live in a time of magnificent handheld illuminators.

#monsterdon
#chud1984

@SRLevine in some sense I used to be a nuclear physicist

which really amounted to being a software developer lol

#Monsterdon

PREGANTE

#monsterdon

That’s an interesting detection device.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

is every room and place in new York as ugly and depressing as this movie suggests?

#monsterdon

SHE IS PREGNANT! SHE IS PREGNANT! WITH KEVIN! FROM HOME ALONE!!! #Monsterdon

Telling my grandchildren this is a fax machine #monsterdon #chud1984

Hey, another indication to beat feet. #monsterdon

Oh no. The boss has a second health bar!
And a really loud roar echoing through these tunnels.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

(Starts beeping loudly) #monsterdon

@wohali Good ol' Nixon #monsterdon

I kinda love that his one sweaty guy in cargo pants is keeping dozens of people fed and solving mysteries in the sewers

#Monsterdon
#CHUD

Marines We Are Leaving! #Monsterdon #CHUD

#Monsterdon h r giger counter

The best kind of bad movie has good performances, an interesting premise, and goofy monsters. #monsterdon

Something radioactive just came up to the and them moved away quickly.

#Monsterdon

ooo, blinky lights, that's how you know it's SCIENCE. #monsterdon

THIS DIALOGUE IS BORING AND I NO LONGER CARE ABOUT THE PLOT.
#Monsterdon

"Passing me on to two other droids."

One was gold and tall and spoke very stiffly, and the other was short and white and I couldn't understand him at all...

#Monsterdon

"It's a scary world up there"
🥴
#monsterdon

@faoluin "Brains? MORE Brains!" #monsterdon

is this guy doing a Q gadget scene or something with the cop? do the cops not have geiger counters and ski boots? #monsterdon

ah, the 80s. when you could just call up the EPA... #monsterdon

Ski boot, did a yeti come by?

#monsterdon

I'm suddenly aware of how much good acting helps.

#monsterdon

The EPA at the time was too busy digging into the ghostbusters' containment methods. #monsterdon

It’s a buck dancer’s choice my friend
Better take my advice
You know all the rules by now
And the fire from the CHUDs
#Monsterdon

if something doesn’t happen soon i’m gonna start gnawing my arm #Monsterdon

The Spanish subtitles are really making me aware of how often people are saying "Come on" in this flick. Vamos already! #Monsterdon #CHUD

ayyyyy he said the David Byrne line #monsterdon

Victor and Hugo, of course 😂

#Monsterdon

@rberlim I'm confused and not sure.
#Monsterdon

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It does seem like Dan should at least be able to wash his hands though

EPA probe, missing wife, guns, bandages, fashion shoots, exploding garbage... I'm getting confused! #monsterdon

He's just waiting for his big break into holiday home burglary...just needs a good partner and a target...

#monsterdon

The EPA probe!? So this DOES take place in the Ghostbusters universe?? #Monsterdon

@whknott But it was made after Beneath the Planet of the Apes so it was in the public discussion #monsterdon

Oooh... an EPA probe. Things are getting... slightly less uninteresting.

#Monsterdon

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So far I'm not rooting for the monsters, but I am rooting for Mrs. Monroe.

wait, dog lady was his wife?
#monsterdon

@faoluin Toot of the Night Award!

#monsterdon

@amyfou C.H.U.D., also known as Everybody Hates Bosch

#Monsterdon

Good question, Stern’s character. Something’s up when the cops are looking for unhoused people.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

@blue beautiful line #monsterdon

Kudos to the location scout for the underground sets #monsterdon

pointing out the cops don't give a shit about the poor at least

#monsterdon

Wow, @strangefour is 100% correct. This REALLY feels like the setup of a 1980s Doctor Who episode, before the Doctor arrives.

#Monsterdon

I always enjoy Daniel Stern in things

"still doesn't wash, Bosch!"

#monsterdon

Mighty nice teeth for homeless people.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon What's with the scare chord when he takes off the bandage?

Oh no, under the bandage is ... blood?!? Woah!

"I'm not afraid of anything!" is always a good piece of foreshadowing. 😬

#Monsterdon

urban exploration / spelunking as a commute #monsterdon

Woof, that looks like it hurts.

#Monsterdon

Hey we have a decent effects budget! Eww.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

@s20 I've known a few people like that, usually they turn out to be full asshole #monsterdon

His wound sounds like a synthesizer. #monsterdon

Above ground, I get along with the homeless just fine. They're actually not different from anybody else - which means a lot of 'em are assholes. But I get on okay with 'em.

Under ground is something else.

#monsterdon

"Los malditos feos." Gonna be working that one into regular use. #Monsterdon #CHUD

Where's the Doomsday Bomb they worship?

#monsterdon

These people just wander in the sewer under the subway like it's a normal neighborhood.
#Monsterdon

Got one o' those high powered '80s flashlights. Y'know the ones where, if you pray real hard, they might show you what's going on three inches away. #Monsterdon

@jonny you should check the fan-fiction sites and see if anybody has, in fact, crossed over C.H.U.D. & Home Alone…😛

#monsterdon

What the hell is going on? REAGANISM! That's what's going on!

#monsterdon #CHUD

Is that his Mom or something?

#monsterdon

We need Devil Girl

#Monsterdon

"Living creatures filled with eyes in front and behind"... isn't that a biblically accurate angel?

#Monsterdon

Well if you don't have a gun, you sure better have bandages!

#Monsterdon

"little breadcrumbs" nope, you are never getting out of here again, mr redshirt. #monsterdon

[flexes] I have guns but not _a_ gun

#monsterdon #CHUD

Urban Ex!

Take photos! Leave no trace!

#monsterdon

Oh no. Cave diving!
This hole was made for me.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Resisting the urge to post every time they go to a location I'm familiar with #monsterdon

lol @ half assed lazy NY cop....imagine.....

#monsterdon

"filled with eyes in front and behind" is a hell of a description, that's good #monsterdon

And we've got our "weak solution of Neil Patrick Harris" guy

#Monsterdon

A gun, bandages, this is starting to sound like an RPG that happens to be set in NYC.

#monsterdon

Pigs! Suck a duck! 🦆 #monsterdon

This movie went to the Q the Winged Serpent school of New York acting: always talk fast, repeat what someone just said, be equally mean to your conversation partner and insulted that they're mean to you

#Monsterdon

The only problem with making a home alone prequel is that there is almost no lore in home alone whatesoever to go off of. but the failure of the administrative state to protect the undergrounders is why Marv turned to a life of wet banditry, Joe Pesci will be barfed out by one of the CHUDs, and if they ever made it to home alone 5 they would have revealed this in the moment when they finally captured kevin and Joe Pesci slurps his spinal column out of him like a spaghetti #monsterdon

I forgot this was #monsterdon. I'm just enjoying the film.

So far this is good.

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William Heard's rust-red t-shirt is exactly the same color as homeless lady's cardigan #artDirection

This guy is really on the edge
#monsterdon

#monsterdon apparently they have the power to shut the sky.

Hey, that's what I heard.

This dude is really going all in on this tiny role, fair play.

This was his one big role, spent the next 50 years teaching acting until some Afghan war vet......

#monsterdon

Val says ACAB. and he is so right. #monsterdon

Prop knife really can't handle this guy's method acting. #Monsterdon

Who’s the food bank reverend? He used to be in Everything! #Monsterdon

I thought his name was BOSCH not BEING ALIVE. #monsterdon

Is that Jim Morrison poetry?

#Monsterdon #CHUD

oh shit we going biblical?
#monsterdon

lol none of the GenX people here know the soup kitchen guys real name

#monsterdon

A non-snarky comment: Carpenter has more than once demonstrated a master skill for slowly building the tension in a movie.

#Monsterdon

"...they're called Morlocks, Bosch."

#Monsterdon #CHUD

This giuy is clearly doing important charity work and this asshole detective guy is giving him a hard time, WTF

#monsterdon #chud

The tv show Bosch was based on this guy

#Monsterdon

A reverend, did he go with that one church where you can just buy it for cheap?

#monsterdon

There are so many good actors in such a bad movie. And they are doing their best to make it happen.
#Monsterdon

Underground people are My People #Monsterdon