@SRLevine I always felt autopsy should be used when you have to cut into a Chevy's engine to find out why it stopped running #monsterdon

GAS GAS GAS
#monsterdon

yeah the sword
but she got bitten and will turn now?

#monsterdon

10 minutes remaining, model woman is unleashed, maybe the only thing that could make for a plausible ending #monsterdon

Hell yeah! Got some good shots of that bad boy!

#Monsterdon

YES! Didn't quite stick the landing but they got there in the end!

#Monsterdon #CHUD

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

She's gonna haveta sword that CHUD

I bet that sword in her kitchen is great for steak. She was bitten. Will she turn Chud now?

#Monsterdon

If everyone had big bottles labeled "Poison" lying around like the people from Frogs, the world would be a safer place

#monsterdon

Good thing she larps 🗡️ #Monsterdon

I've seen this before and I remembered there was a secret other meaning to the acronym but I didn't want to post spoilers. #monsterdon

yeah, there ya go, checkov's film chemicals! #monsterdon

ooooh it's Things!

#monsterdon #CHUD

Who has a cavalry sword in their apartment?
#Monsterdon #CHUD

That may be the weirdest thing I've heard in a movie soundtrack

(the blood explosion in the shower scene)

#Monsterdon

@msh technically might be a head reset? flipflop? #Monsterdon

There can be only one #monsterdon

Let's see what develops

#monsterdon
#C.H.U.D.

Chekhov's sword!! I totally noticed it in a scene before.

#Monsterdon

oh right the dude had like 3 swords just sitting on a shelf there
#monsterdon

Why would they dump toxic waste in NYC? Love Canal isn't *that* far away.

#monsterdon

Aww, the C.H.U.D.s purr ... sort of

#monsterdon

Thicccneck coming #Monsterdon

Sounds like the start of an MTV montage #Monsterdon

KILL BiLL.... errrr CHUD! #monsterdon

how was turning out the lights gonna help, ma'am. #monsterdon

How do their eyes produce light yet also see at the same time?

#monsterdon

Contamination Hazard Urban Disposal. #monsterdon

@Taweret

It's a land C.H.U.D.

#Monsterdon #CHUD

you just got developed!

#monsterdon

Photo chemicals will stop a CHUD!

#Monsterdon

I've watched the whole movie so far and I don't even know what that means...
#monsterdon

They can't help you ma'am, they've all been eaten. These -- oh good, turn the lights off, it's not like these things live in the dark. #Monsterdon

It's an illegal sublet, it doesn't have a fire escape, does it. Man, landlords are the worst.

#Monsterdon #CHUD

#CHUD just want pretty picture, too.

#monsterdon

and THERE'S the classic monsterdon "we ran of money" ending #monsterdon

Wonderful scene transition between head rolling on floor and then guy in khakis yawning widely

#Monsterdon
#CHUD

@foolishowl Right?
#Monsterdon

HAH! Head set. #Monsterdon #CHUD

Pretty great work on all the dead severed heads.

#Monsterdon

Where else would you find a headset but on a spare head just lying around nearby. Logical. #Monsterdon

@Sorl I'm a frayed so --dad #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #C.H.U.D Cheetos hit utterly different

props department had fun with the severed heads

#monsterdon

Also wait NRC... NCRI... This is a direct line to TMNT.
Oh wait that was TCRI. Eh close enough.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

So. Many. Boots.

#monsterdon

I don't know what is happening with those 2.
#Monsterdon

Marv is no Stormtrooper...

Marv is no beat cop...

One shot wild...

One shot true...

Kaboom!

Bad guy gone...

Now we can tell everyone what C.H.U.D. really means.

Oh, well, guess not... movie over.
#Monsterdon #C.H.U.D.

What is the gas supposed to do about the radiation tho?? #monsterdon #chud1984

There are monsters in the sewer! Everybody cut footloose!

#monsterdon

We didn't know it, but the whole film revolves around the John Heard/Daniel Stern relationship.

#monsterdon

Try not to puke all over the felt dummies we shredded, man. #Monsterdon

@cienmilojos Where's the toxic hamburger when you need a quick snack?

#monsterdon #CHUD

@jonny they're involved because an 80s movie needs a love-interest 😜

#monsterdon

she was going to just stick the frayed wires back into the telephone #monsterdon

Wait, you can tell something is radioactive by looking at it?

#Monsterdon

CHUD HAS A DOUBLE MEANING!
#Monsterdon #CHUD

I have a problem with the title. If they are cannibalistic and eat humans, they would have to be humans themselves, and I don't think they are #monsterdon

All Cops Are Breakfast #monsterdon

#monsterdon DOUBLE RUBBER MONSTER PAW SKULL GRAB FROM BEHIND. NYPD -= 2.

It was really only a matter of time, that was bound to happen.

#Monsterdon i'm reminded of the church of atom in fallout

lol at Bosch, just sitting in his squad car, smoking. #monsterdon

Sure, in the middle of the massive all-hands-on-deck operation to make Manhattan explode, they're going to send two uniforms out too check on a dead dog report. #monsterdon

Look at this radiation!

#monsterdon
#C.H.U.D.

Girlfriend in danger! Little Boy with Ball in danger! Gas in the tunnels!

I think I just peed a little... #monsterdon

Bosch has no fucks left to give, looking forward to his heroic self-sacrifice

#monsterdon

I think the CHUDs like cops best. It seems to be a pattern.
#Monsterdon

Wow, that was an anticlimactic CHUD grab right there...
#monsterdon

glad that in the 80's NYPD cops are universally just expendable NPCs though, much better than the copaganda 90's or 2000's #monsterdon

Driving trucks over manholes? Wait wasn't this a plot element in TMNT II? Or are all NYC movies from that era just a blurr in my head?
#Monsterdon #CHUD

@jonny He did a photo shoot of the unhoused down there, she's involved because they have an apartment in C.H.U.D. Central

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

CHUDDED!

Lots of cop lunches in this film

#Monsterdon

@jsadow @jonny I'm just waiting "for the sht to hit the fan!" #Monsterdon

@neia
Exactly!
Did she take the sword!
#Monsterdon #C.H.U.D.

Oh, cops. Nice. Doordash. #Monsterdon

SEND MORE COPS part II

#monsterdon #CHUD

I love how this movie has brought important gas safety information to the Fediverse

#Monsterdon
#CHUD

TWO desk lamps? In Reagan's economy?!

#Monsterdon

Here's a thought: algorave jam session based on synth-heavy movie music

#Monsterdon

very unclear as to why the photographer knows the underground so well or why he or the model woman are involved at all #monsterdon

@ricci what's wrong with these people. no signal?! #monsterdon

thank god they deliver because he needs his soup #monsterdon

I’m not gonna say much, but let’s just say it’s now necessary to divert some of the gas lines into the sewer system—for reasons.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

Who cut the phone line in her apartment? The CHUD didn't do that.

#Monsterdon

Portishead moment #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ I am also running behind, though less behind, due to ads

hold on to that feeling, there is a whole lot of nothing to get through

#Monsterdon

farting noises #monsterdon #chud1984

Wow okay that's one way to seal a manhole I guess #monsterdon #chud1984

Danger synth. To the MAX. #Monsterdon #CHUD

I want to know more about Bosch's back story. Pretty sure he was in 'Nam.

#monsterdon

O SUUUUUUPERMA-AN

#monsterdon #CHUD

Actually got jumpscared by that CHUD

#Monsterdon

Ooh ouchie Victor might need more than a bandage for that wound

#Monsterdon

CHUD - cue the FUNK synth drum! #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @jonny I liked the first part of the movie but now I admit I am pretty bored.

#Monsterdon

Did Shepard kill the underground lady by lightly shoving her

#Monsterdon

This episode of severance is so good #monsterdon #chud1984

CHUD is contageous! Transmitted by bites!
CHUDs are just radioactive zombies.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Did someone say donut burgers #WhenTutorsGetHungry #Monsterdon