BOG HAG! #monsterdon

bogwitch?
#monsterdon

You can tell it's a science lab because the faucets have that weird thing that you can attach a hose to

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#monsterdon I love how B movie scientists decorate their labs with educational posters and model skeletons.

They're in a highschool science lab.

@littlemiao @RamenCatholic I smell an Oscar!

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@floatybirb He's kind of like Torgo from Manos the Hands of Fate, except a bit more spry. #Monsterdon #Bog ["The ["Old Hag of the Woods"] will see you now."]

#monsterdon Kermit talks deeper when talking to cops.

Porn hairstyles are strong in this one #monsterdon

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@hollie I used to think so too, then I met people

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon never trust a man who talks about himself in the third person

"What's the biggest gun you've got up there?"

"Nerf 9000."

#Monsterdon

lol @ discussing over Gun Laws

Also this gun store has it's own 'Handsome Pete'

#Monsterdon

BOG WITCH SIGHTED! This film is finally getting good.

#Monsterdon

“Don’t think I’m crazy, but…could we have a…dracula…running loose around out there?”

Lady, this is #Monsterdon. That's not crazy at all.

So there's some kind of lobster claw thing and a hairy thing that hangs out with hillbillies. Makes sense.

#monsterdon

HE DID A DOUBLE TAKE AT DRACULA! HAHAHAHHA! Wait is this a "comedy"? Oh no. We have a bad record with comedies.
#Monsterdon #Bog

oh no no no. Wallace "Torgo" Fry

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@nev #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Could we have a Dracu;la running loose out there?

I like how this doctor lady is giving it her all, bless....

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Nothing quite is like tossing the dearly departed…

the coroner is the only character i've liked this movie

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Well, I wouldn't call them *young exactly but yes

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@SnoopJ I mean, last week's movie sure did not have some dialogue, so this is actually a meaningful statement

#Monsterdon

what on earth???? was that the monster????? #monsterdon

"Sorry to hear about your wives, guys"

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Not gonna lie, I was really expecting Barbara Hale in that role. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

exsanguination!

No blood?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

HIS NAME IS MCWEENY LMAO MC WEENY

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so the monster struck but... didn't eat them?

What a waste.

#monsterdon

DuPont lure is dynamite? If I had to guess I would have said it would have been something more chemically toxic and less explosive, just due to the nature of the company...

#Monsterdon

Is “Chuck Pierce” a reference to Charles B. Pierce, director of The Legend of Boggy Creek?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@heathen_cat you've just described this entire movie so far, I can hang up my shitposting thread we're done everyone #monsterdon

More undercooked pork specimens of the 1970s. #Monsterdon

So far, Bog Creature is quite the misogynist. But so far is every other character we've seen.

#monsterdon #bog

Monster cam? Is he up a tree? Oh wait it's vision is red. And he hates teeth?
#Monsterdon #Bog

After failing to play Spin the Bottle with each other, the boys lead the girls to the lake. Mustache Hat Boy and Headbandless Girl (I think?) who is in a Hat Now, making her Hat Girl, board a boat; Mustache hat guy opens a beer, upsetting the Ominous Water God (unseen so far), shaking the boat.

Meanwhile, Headband Girl and Mustacheless Hat Boy are fishing, allowing the girl to berate the boy.

#monsterdon

Was that a camera shot from the perspective of the monster or was she being attacked from another angle? Anyway her face was super weird and distorted.

#Monsterdon

ok now get the men

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He's like Ron Jeremy with a drinking problem

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#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

a COUPLE MORE DAYS of this <-- the real horror

Alan and May deserve each other.

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First-person monster POV shot... FROM BENEATH THE BOG

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Pine needles? Isn't this forest mostly deciduous?

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Can we get some relief from the comic relief?

#Monsterdon

If the monsters don't get these guys, I hope a hangover does

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

I used to like to go fishing. Not so much the cast and reel part as the being out on a lake in a boat. #monsterdon

This film is just too realistic

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See, that's how you know she's classy, she keeps her Instamatic camera in her brassiere.

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Why do you take your partner who doesn't like camping camping?

Also gay jokes, ugh.

#Monsterdon

LOL (they want to)

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the dudes are getting too drunk to have at the ladies against the trees later, while bored suburban men watch from the bushes, the bog deserves every penis it devours tonight.

#Monsterdon #Dogging

Does that lady have a thick Milwakee accent? Where is this lake?
#Monsterdon #Bog

Tube tops were great if you didn't have boobs.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

#monsterdon These women! FETCH US COFFEE! Respect 1954! Haaaaaaaa ;)

So kind of them to marinade themselves prior to being eaten.

#monsterdon #bog

#RootPost for #monsterdon

Huh. Shocked we had no Harbinger of doom in this movie. But a really early kill. What are you low budget lake monster movie?
#Monsterdon #Bog

it's wild how detestable all these characters are

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#monsterdon That's a 110 film camera. WOW!

Ladies, you've chosen poorly in these men....

....they're doing what we in the British Isle call 'dogging'

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"Walk With Me" by Pat Hopkins

Right. OK. Put that song on the "background music to dub into every monsterdon trailer" chum bucket.

(Not going to lie though, I have some fond childhood memories of station wagons like the one in this credits sequence crawling across the continent through corridors of trees.)

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"Love Theme from Bog"

Oh come on. Every 70s movie had one #Monsterdon #Bog1979

This music. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero It's better than "Through the Eyes of Love". #monsterdon

Thank you 'Pat Hawkins', this may be the most professional offering of the whole show #Monsterdon

How can you have a guest star in a movie?
Why is the title over a street filled with station wagons?
Is this an off cut of the love theme from Boggy Creek?
#Monsterdon #Bog

And now, loving aerial shots of Rat's Ass Mississippi. #Monsterdon

lol, he's dead.

This movie has the audacity to have a opening theme tune

#Monsterdon

the love theme from BOG

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♫ Oh we're a danger to ourselves and others~ ♪ #Monsterdon

There's a creature in these woods... Been causin' a heap o' trouble for the good folks over yonder. #Monsterdon

I hope no fish were harmed in the making of this movie! #Monsterdon

Launching my #Monsterdon thread for #Bog, a movie that I know nothing about but that might have a swamp in it. or maybe a swamp monster. Or maybe a bog, which is a wetland that is slightly different from a swamp, but I forget exactly how. I think a bog has fewer trees and more cranberries. I enjoy cranberries.

Monsterdon is the thing where we watch a monster movie every week. Feel free to mute the hash tag if you don't want to see all the posts by me about this bog movie.

What? no fish fry jokes?

#monsterdon #bog

Dang it Neil.

He was a man of action...

#monsterdon #bog

@SnoopJ BOG AWAKENS… A CREATURE TO KILL… FROM KILL… THE GLACIAL AND KILL AGE AGAIN!

#Monsterdon #DontDeadOpenInside

#monsterdon My big take away is that we're all in on bog witches. This movie is pro-bog witch propaganda and I'm for it.

@trixter @Taweret This ain't no bog, it ain't no fen, this ain't no foolin' around #monsterdon

My review of this film on #letterboxd touched on the most memorable features of this film, which even now I can't imagine actually won in the #monsterdon polling. Two stars out of five https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/bog/

@LingLass she deserves better, bless 'er #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You know, more movies with a doddering old cast I say.

I miss the days when credits actually went slow enough to read. #Monsterdon

I’m not saying it was good. But that was a fine B movie experience. #Monsterdon

@paco
Well, the elderly scientist romantic leads hugged as the officer was burned alive, so I guess his sacrifice was acknowledged? Maybe they could have tried to rescue him, though, but that would have been dangerous.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@SordidAmok o/~ one more tiiiiiiiiiiiiime o/~

#monsterdon #Bog1979

#Monsterdon ...funny, it didn't look like a Pinto...

The moral of the story is that when it comes to luring city ladies to commit immoral acts, a fishing trip on some scummy pond ought not to be too high on the list of destinations, partner #monsterdon

@Configures "Impressive" is key here, I think. It did not impress.

#monsterdon #Bog1979

I WAS KIDDING!
You didn't have to do that movie.
#Monsterdon #Bog

I want my money back.

thanks @Taweret for hosting, @ryan for the @miru stream, and absolutely no one involved in the making of this film

#Monsterdon

So they chase down the roley poley fish head monster, rescue Ginny and kill monster with fire...

THE END

(?)

But what about the big arse SeaMonkey eggs? Better stock up on the DEET for the next fishskeeter season!

Finally the abrupt ending we were looking for...I was worried there for a second to be honest!

Thanks for another delightfully awful #Monsterdon @Taweret !

Special thanks to Chicago??? That's a surprise for a movie that looked like it was filmed in 2 square miles of trespassed woods

#Monsterdon

And you know how much I like slime

#monsterdon

Car rams monster! Bursts into flames!

*grunting noise ends*

*violins*

#monsterdon

For the lack of good stunt work, I did not bingo!

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Death by station wagon!
Before he could fuck back off into the sea-- err into the Bog.
#Monsterdon #Bog