Will bog try to woo her?
#monsterdon

They really missed an opportunity for an abrupt ending in the true #Monsterdon tradition.

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definitely rooting for the monster(s)

JENNY'S LAB

IS REALLY PRETTY FAB

IT'S ALL I W

#monsterdon #Bog1979

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(and yes I am alert to the fact that I don't know how to spell 'ichthyologist' or whatever)

@nev they're looking at it under the microscope!!!! #monsterdon

C'mon doc, I would expected that she would do a flamethrower
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@paco After the monster killed Neal and just before all the locals shot the monster, Adrianna ran screaming to warn the monster "It's a trap!" just like Admiral Akbar, so the hunters shot her. Or maybe they just shot the moving screaming thing in a panic. #Monsterdon #Bog

Oooh, TWO kinds of old phones so far -- push button and rotary!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"the bog creature we sprayed with foam and is clearly not dead.....let's not tie it down or anything"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon (Sex Pollen is another name for the "Fuck or Die" concept that I think was either first pioneered or gained prominence due to what is it Ponfarr?)

Bog monster hates 70s paneling!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

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ruh roh

I'm trying to decide whether I really want or really don't want to see Adriana and the monster getting busy

especially if I could trade that earlier romantic scene for it

#Monsterdon

THEY'RE AFTER OUR PRECIOUS FLUIDS #monsterdon

The Bog Needs Earth Women (1979)
#monsterdon

Special fluids to make you want to have sex with the crawdad creature? Nope, Adrianna wanted to fuck a monster for years before opportunity came knocking.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@bunnyhero It's possible she was dead the whole time, I suppose #monsterdon

Did they kill it with foam??? #monsterdon #bog1979

"Well you wanna head back to the hotel and uh..." Are these two gonna ball too? #Monsterdon #Bog

Who the fuck is this

#monsterdon

"Don't shot it, we want it alive!"

DO YOU? That seems like a bad idea

#Monsterdon #Bog

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'vital body fluids'??

Engaging in a straw purchase at the local gun store in front of a sheriff's deputy in 1979?

The deputy: "Ohh do tell me some more! And Y'all have a nice day now!"

#monsterdon #bog

so adrianna is a monsterfucker? well, good for her!

#monsterdon #Bog1979

No wonder it took them so long to show the bog monster #Monsterdon

So the bog-monster was saying: "YOU MUST MATE!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Yes, let's hear the old white men talk about their thoughts on females. /s

@CactuarJoe that Dubai Chocolate! #Monsterdon

That's quite a giant syringe

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

The blood scent machine! We didn’t believe it was possible, but they did it! #monsterdon #bog1979

DNA data quickly. In the 1970s!?!?!?

It was all still being done by sequencing gels! Not even sanger sequencing yet, right (that wasn't invented until 1977)?

#Monsterdon #Biology

"In a hammock, having cold water dripped on you in a basement"

With the temperatures to rise this week in London, i may envy the Bog monster

#Monsterdon

A main(?) character, the sheriff, got killed at the dramatic last minute, and they caught the monster. Why isn't the movie over

#Monsterdon

We're about to find out Adriana is 400 years old

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@allanb hey, everybody's career has to start somewhere, right?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

why is this movie still going?

#monsterdon

"We don't know how why or what"

Neither do the writers...

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@SordidAmok the blood scent generator mist trash bag monster reveal. a triumph #monsterdon

"My friend is shit hot with the DNA, you better believe it"

#Monsterdon

Did the fire truck siren inhale a helium balloon? #monsterdon #bog1979

"We didn't know what it really looked like until now."

Us too!
#monsterdon

"If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it"
us either
#Monsterdon

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That ichtheologist is awfully handsy with our lady pathologist, sawbones isn't gonna like that

Doesn't everyone have a favorite icthyologist?

#Monsterdon

The saddest fire truck in the world #monsterdon #bog

We have... monster? He's T posing to assert dominance.
#Monsterdon #Bog

Wow they used "icthyologist" correctly

ish

#Monsterdon

right about now
the blood scent generator
check it out now
the blood scent generator

#monsterdon

#monsterdon This plane is owning the scene.

First Girl on Bike and Second Girl On Bike are my personal protagonists for this film.

#Monsterdon

@Mikal #monsterdon uBlock Origin (on Firefox at least) works on youtube (edit: and tubi) ads fwiw

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

📽️ ULTRA LOW BUDGET
FILM SCHOOL 💸

Priority: Just get it done.

😲 The director, Don Keesler, and Gloria DeHaven were surprised to find out that the film was actually completed. Keesler reportedly quit after the last shot was done.

🎯 Turns out the producer was also a "Completion Guarantor," responsible to financiers for delivering a finished film to a distributer on deadline. Looks like the producer made the final edit and competed the film.

Seaplane! (similar model as Wicker Man?)

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

so neal's nature was to be a dipshit?

#monsterdon

[zero emotion whatsoever] Brad, I miss him so much.

#Monsterdon

THAT is the bog monster?

Is there...like...a whole bunch of them?

Actual Manitoba mosquitoes are scarier than that #Monsterdon

the longer they put off showing a monster, the worse you know it's going to be

this rubbery reveal was a treat
#Monsterdon

“I miss him so much.”

I’m not very convinced.

#Monsterdon

@trixter 👍

#Monsterdon

Oh he hates bathtime, he's gonna have the zoomies all afternoon now

#Monsterdon

"just because the foam killed the bog creature doesn't mean any of you should be worried, it's fine...."

#Monsterdon

Neal's real name was Leeroy Jenkins #monsterdon

Let's kiss in front of the propane tank, so romantic #monsterdon #bog

He's not Boggy, he's Foamy :D #Monsterdon

A deep one, meet a cold one. pops bottle top off of a Corona

#monsterdon

Monster is actually quite a bit better than I was expecting. #monsterdon

Again, why they are spraying it with merengue?
#monsterdon

Lol oh no, c'mon that can't be the monster

#Monsterdon

This creature really does look like something out of the Cthulhu mythos.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That is an owl.

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this hose-handling dudes are enjoying their work a little too much

They killed it with whipped cream? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I don't actually know anything about Agent Orange other than some adult I met when I was a child (one of my mom's coworkers I think ) was on disability due to Agent Orange usage in whatever war he was in (Vietnam? Korea?)

🎵🎵 He don't like, he don't like, he don't like.......propane 🎵 #monsterdon

Oooooh that is some good rubber suit monster!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

[adventure bongo music plays]

#Monsterdon

B L O O D S C E N T
#monsterdon

Cue stock bongo music.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Machine gun! (probably)

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@SordidAmok It didn't work for me, but they had a bunch of hits, so I'm happy for them. #monsterdon

🚨 fire truck alert 🚨

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon microfiche machine?!

ah, the iconic strongly-lit-looking-between-two-guys's-shoulders-at-the-person-who-is-speaking shot

#Monsterdon

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they're gonna feed every able bodied man in town to this monster? Best idea I've heard so far

The Van Hagar period was sad. They should've just called it quits

#monsterdon

This fire truck sounds constipated

#Monsterdon

STOP SQUEEZING THE CAT

#monsterdon #Bog1979

"...what are we going to do?"
_ long pause _
"Line!"

#Monsterdon #Bog

Aw ganma and granpa, stop that!

#monsterdon

Rabble Rabble Rabble!! #Monsterdon #Bog

no. no more kissing

#monsterdon

Blood scent generator? Look out guys, you might be attracting a horde of vampires. Check comments on Amazon.

#Monsterdon

Aren't they worried that a blood scent generator might also attract a Dracula?

#Monsterdon #Bog

@arrjay HUGE isn't it? #Monsterdon

@sean #monsterdon It snuck by wearing a fake nose and glasses.

There was some dramatic music while I was looking at Van Halen's Wiki. Probably wasn't anything

#monsterdon

okay, what is this...display thing at the gun shop. it looks like a microfiche reader. #monsterdon

Eggs! Never a good sign. Especially if you’re taking them away. #Monsterdon

Youtube ad for lard. I am not fucking kidding.

#monsterdon