This one's monstrous at least. Yeti was a whiny loser

#monsterdon

i feel like there was actually a fair amount of talent involved in making that movie
not enough to make it good obviously but it got it out of the hilariously incompetent badness and into the mostly just boring badness #monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎶 Walk with me, hand in claw endlessly
Tonight will live forever, in your egg sac
Hold me soft and warm, as an ovipositor

a very Wisconsin movie, thank you. #monsterdon

#KillItWithFire #Monsterdon

Yeah I think that song was the best quality thing about the whole movie

#Monsterdon

@forestine Oh, yeah. I really like those crayfish claws.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And in the end, that fucking awful song plays again.

Well that was definitely a movie we watched guys, and I'll give it this much: it was better than Dracula: Prisoner of Frankenstein.

Anyway, that was lots of fun. See you all next week, and don't forget to vote for the next movie tomorrow!

Love ya'!

#Monsterdon bog monsters... infusing our women!!

It's the mournful cello of denouement #monsterdon

#monsterdon Noooooooo buh bye you proto street shark googly eyed mess you were too good for this world, certainly too good for this movie! #Bog

@bstacey SODIUM! The kids today don't know squat about it! #Monsterdon

I don't know why bongo drums disappeared from soundtracks. They were awesome. 👍

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"This is a bog production" I think they meant bog _roll_ production. #Monsterdon #Bog

Walk with me,
Hand in hand, endlessly 🎶

Sure felt like it, Bog!

#Monsterdon

The end? (the monster might still have eggs, but no one fucked off into anything)

Thank you for the comments, and I wish this was a better movie. It had some good bits, actually.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Well, that certainly was a movie #monsterdon #bogsterdon

Love too amble along growling aloud nonstop while carrying my victims to the lake

#Monsterdon

And now Tubi's recommending me Slithis and, look, I'm only human #Monsterdon

what was that font my guys??

hahaha oh my god Ginny and Adrianna being played by the same actress actually almost redeems this dreck

#Monsterdon

I hope John and Jenny lived happily ever after....

#Monsterdon

Aaand return of the love song that doesn’t fit the movie in any way #Monsterdon

THE END

?
#monsterdon

70s US cars actually did explode immediately on impact like that. It was a real problem because they sprayed leaded gasoline on all the bystanders whenever it happened. Which mutated them irrevocably. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

lake bottom flora is honestly pretty cool

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon So… the Bog Monster was really a Ford Pinto the whole time?

Oh, it's over

#Monsterdon

Finally The Bog, What an awesome crap
horray
walk with me
#Monsterdon

For those of you that voted for this, I sic the Attack Kitten at you. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The End???????????? God I hope so

Oh fuck off with the ? #monsterdon

THE END

?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Mmmm, Cajun-blackened crystalline cancerous antimatter monster #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon editing for the fight scene was done by putting film in a blender and taping it back together at random.

We'll see you all again in Bog 2: The Legend of McWeenie's Eggs.

#monsterdon #bog

Aphex-Twin-deep cut-sounding-ass monster

#monsterdon

@cshlan

This is sort of like Furiosa. If it were made today, incels would totally lose their shit.
#monsterdon

The new bride of Frankenstein #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne it's like a child's drawing of Godzilla with lobster claws and i'm here for it #Monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew #monsterdon Chekov's Fire.

I really think Jenny shouldn’t cave to peer pressure. Give this relationship a chance #Monsterdon

was that it or there another fifteen minutes and then a third ending?

#monsterdon

why do the monster noises sound like my late disgruntled cat

#Monsterdon

lol @ "ramming car into monster"

#Monsterdon

So is she gonna have Bog babies now or what? #Monsterdon #Bog

I really wasn't expecting it to burst into flames.

#Monsterdon

why..... why did it catch on fire????
#monsterdon

hahah
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

The googly eyes are the BEST part of this monster

Sounds like my Dr.650SE runs when I put bad gas in it./
#Monsterdon

Youtube ad: "Is it true that eating eggs can cause Type II? "

#monsterdon: Is it true that drinking human blood can make you live for 10,000 years in the bottom of a lake?

#monsterdon

Oh c'mon, they are not even trying to make it nightly anymore
#monsterdon

The monster suit is not too bad, but the giant googly eyes just ruined it. This is why you take the design work out of the local Middle School.

#Monsterdon

@brooke The Shape of Bog Slime (1979) #Monsterdon

MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT POOR TROMBONE #monsterdon

Bog monster monologue without subtitles like a Star Wars holiday special nice #Monsterdon

Impossible to screen cap a monster silhouetted against dark for night in the middle of a thick woods. But he has like Stegosaur spikes down his back?
#Monsterdon #Bog

the monster growling noises are weirdly inconsistent, they just keep slowly morphing like when I start doing a Scottish accent and end up sounding Southern

#monsterdon

The more I drink, the better this movie gets!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

"He's headed for the bog' <-- my dudes, there is literally no bog where you are. These are LAKES.

It hates doors! #Monsterdon

Bog witch was the monster's girlfriend?

#monsterdon

My theory is that the bog monster is simply a manifestation of the id, and can only be stopped by nukes #monsterdon

Aww he's singing the song of his people. #Monsterdon #Bog

I think those are happy monster grumbles #Monsterdon

oh good, bog monster gotta tell us his life story now
#monsterdon

Sadly, “a nickel a pound” didn’t catch on quite like “a dime a dozen” did and was quickly abandoned by the lexicon.

#Monsterdon

ewww, considering the monster's plans for Jenny the 'slime' is extra ick....

#Monsterdon

VAST INCOMPATIBILITY OF BODILY FLUIDS

That's a synthpop band name right here

#monsterdon #bog

This station wagon drifting is the best car chase I've see in #Monsterdon yet.

Is the creature moving heavy furniture across a wood floor?

#Monsterdon

@Mikal
The 70s and 80s tried harder to be more inclusive. In sexist and racist ways but they tried.
#monsterdon

monster groaning and warbling sounds

Sounds like me when I don't get enough sleep

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon dude found out that his girlfriend got grabbed by a Lovecraftian horror, he still sounds like he's on Valium.

[freeze frame]

TO BE CONTINUED

#monsterdon #Bog1979

"What if he's not headed for Bog Lake" Have you checked Swamp Pond, Maybe Creek River? #Monsterdon #Bog

@Taweret We'll keep posting until we pass out

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ
This is my shocked face. 😐

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@Lazarou @Taweret NO.

NO.

#monsterdon #Bog1979

She dropped her shoe. This ain't Cinderella.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@Lazarou They all took the "bizarre life form we've never seen before" way too much for granted, leaving it in a weak net in Jenny's lab and Jenny alone with it. But I don't think she's dead yet. I think the monster wants to make her its new Adrianna. Non-consensually. #Monsterdon #Bog

Bog monster needs to learn to support the back of Ginny's head and neck if it's going to keep on carrying her like that

#monsterdon

So, the witch was “converted” into a mate for the bog creature, and now, the bog creature wants Jenny to help hatch and care for its brood.

#Monsterdon

@moira Her phone number's 867-5309 #monsterdon

I ran the film back and I still cannot find a tail number on that aircraft.

I'll identify it but it may take me some time.

#monsterdon

It's still a better monster costume than The Creeping Terror. And when the heck are we doing The Creeping Terror? #Monsterdon

C'mon, this little town has nowhere near an 82nd street #Monsterdon

The technobabble is strong in this one. Also, let's get to injectin' some human females with biology altering blood, just as expositioned in the previous scene. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

#Monsterdon oh for fuck's sake, science lady is being sacrificed to Dagon or something now?

Row, row, row your plane (with a tiny little oar) #Monsterdon

THE POWER! OF FLAME! #monsterdon

The Bog Witch is part crystal fish vampire? Whut? Is she the monster mother?? Ia ia Cthulhu ftagn.
#Monsterdon #Bog

Will bog try to woo her?
#monsterdon

They really missed an opportunity for an abrupt ending in the true #Monsterdon tradition.

#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

definitely rooting for the monster(s)

JENNY'S LAB

IS REALLY PRETTY FAB

IT'S ALL I W

#monsterdon #Bog1979

#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

(and yes I am alert to the fact that I don't know how to spell 'ichthyologist' or whatever)

@nev they're looking at it under the microscope!!!! #monsterdon

C'mon doc, I would expected that she would do a flamethrower
#monsterdon

@paco After the monster killed Neal and just before all the locals shot the monster, Adrianna ran screaming to warn the monster "It's a trap!" just like Admiral Akbar, so the hunters shot her. Or maybe they just shot the moving screaming thing in a panic. #Monsterdon #Bog