“We’re going to build a blood-scent generator. It’ll be kind of like we’re chumming the air.”

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I can't wait to see the "Blood scent generator".

#Monsterdon there's no way the monster will be protective of its eggs. i think we're find to just take em

"...Neil, the bog monster doesn't stop at road blocks!"

#Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

Deputy: "Goodbye, Dummies."

Dummies: "Maybe he's right"

hoped for a #retrocomputing scene there #Monsterdon

SO we don't get to see the sketch of the monster? Oh. Oh no. They didn't have a budget for a monster costume did they!?
#Monsterdon #Bog

@nev https://www.popsci.com/environment/deatching-butt-sea-worm/ maybe?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon eggses!

Just gonna take my eggs back, yoink

#Monsterdon

Technobabble is their love language #monsterdon

Feels like there's ALWAYS a posse of angry white dudes hanging around that store...

#Monsterdon

Why does the gun store have a microfiche?

#Monsterdon

gun dealer has a microfiche reader!?

#monsterdon

Could we have watched the heist movie about the stealing of the bubble wrap/eggs instead

#Monsterdon

We don't even get to see the sketch! :rant: this is going to be worse than #Cloverfield

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

UNATTENDED CREATURE SPAWN? oh that's sequel bait. #monsterdon

I love the plastic bottle of booze the sheriff pulled from his desk. No red flags there.

#monsterdon

i think Jensen is the Bog Monster. #monsterdon

Diver Down came out in 1982. It was Van Halen's 5th album. I thought it was their 1st or 2nd

#monsterdon

My theory that the Bog only attacks Straights is burned, and all the Queer characters are dead.

Lol, the sheriff gets out booze, hoping for another 'accident' like the other night....

#Monsterdon

Sheriff or bartender, you be the judge

#Monsterdon

SCUBA diver has selfie stick, forgot to put the camera on.

Finds old piece of bubble wrap.

Somehow survives.

edit: whoops.

#monsterdon

LET US SEE THE SKETCH, TOO!

Jeeze, don't just talk about it while holding it.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

“I think the girl was a druggie. … I feel like having a drink at work. You?"

#Monsterdon

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Show us the sketch you cowards!

I guess those two teens hoping to sunbathe are credited as "First Girl on Bike" and "Second Girl on Bike" which isn't really good enough for Bechdel material in my book #monsterdon

"Her girlfriend"
y-yuri...

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Well write those two idiots off

that 9 dead now, and the Marines haven't yet arrived

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "It has kind of an aquatic look to it."

Yeah? It lives in a lake.

"Like a... seegg? Maybe an eggd?"

#monsterdon #bog1979

girlfriend confirmed

this movie kills its gays

boooooooo

#monsterdon #Bog1979

You know what they should try?

Sodium

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon, is he drinking bog water?

"ok spin around like you're being attacked by the monster"

#monsterdon

so it's a... cancerous crystal dracula _crawdad_ silicon glacial monster?

damn, I'm losing track

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Scuba gear AND snorkels. They are ready for any plot device.

#Monsterdon

They should grow a second bog-god and have it go fight the original. #monsterdon

I TOLD Y’ALL IT WASN’T SAFE FOR DIVERS BUT DID YOU LISTEN??? NO!!! #Monsterdon

BOGMONSTER! #monsterdon #bog1979

Tell, don't show movie
#monsterdon

They found some bubble wrap

I'm sure it's supposed to be eggs or whatever but I cannot see that as anything other than bubble wrap

#Monsterdon

Baked some MUD cookies, for BOG (chocolate chocolate chip)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon are those pearls or eggs?

#monsterdon #bog

Oh those guys.. they're the romantic type :eyethink:

OK I'm back. I see a diver has found some litter.

#Monsterdon

Are they diving for a corpse with spearguns? Will they help with removal?

#Monsterdon

Actually a pretty clear body of water

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon genuinely beginning to suspect we will either not SEE the Bog Monster or if we do it's for less than 5 minutes of this

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I wish they should show some fishes or someone in these underwater scenes but they exploded everyone out of there I guess

Bubbles = boring

#Monsterdon

Underwater scenes. Now we know where the budget was spent
#Monsterdon

That certainly look like a Wisconsin lake, all that crappy weed #Monsterdon

A supercut of this film would be 5 minutes.

#monsterdon #bog

#Monsterdon I am so engrossed in this nonsense, I've completely spaced on my bingo card.

It's like the opposite of last week.

Getting suspended for posting #bog on main #monsterdon

Now the monster is Dinosaur Dracula???

#Monsterdon #bog1979

I don't have a clue why they are here but whatever the reason these two aren't especially confidence inspiring #Monsterdon

Monstersign! I saw a bit of... mineralized... slimy... cancery... latex foam rubber. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Is bog interchangeable with glacial lake? 🧐 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Yes, the scuba suits were expensive. Stretch that footage. Look at them go.

🏳️‍🌈 We can do it just the two of us, we don't need the other guy 🌈 #monsterdon #bog

Sea Hunt (in color).

#monsterdon #bog

#Monsterdon you know I remember hearing this guy obsessed with learning everything he can about Loch Ness gets grants as long as his projects are adjacent to Nessie research, and he starts every public talk basically going "So Nessie is not real but here are the cool facts about Loch Ness"

This movie.... it's so bad, but it's also weirdly wholesome in places.

#Monsterdon #Bog

@allanb You're not the only one. #monsterdon

@Terencio HUSSIES!

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Teenagers out for some nookie found a dead body. Oh, look, Bog Monster eye closeup!

Think that makes nine and ten.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Diver #1 definitely just broke the 4th wall. #Monsterdon

These divers are definitely not going to live.

#Monsterdon

I bet the big monster is the hag's child.

#Monsterdon #Bog

[intriguing picnic music plays]

#Monsterdon

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU BICYCLE, YOUNG TARTS

#monsterdon #Bog1979

bicycles are still excellent at evading blockades #monsterdon

Those first warm days...10,000 years ago

#Monsterdon

Bog monster is a living, slimy, mineralized fossil tumor.

Now we're doing an extended voiceover musing on Bog Monster's state of mind.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

#Monsterdon are we gonna Otzi the Iceman this Bog Monster?

#Monsterdon what if we kissed 😚 in the science lab 👩‍🔬

"Every time I look out at those bogs, those glacial lakes, I can't help but think..."

... THAT HOLY JESUS CHRIST CAN WE ESCAPE THIS MOVIE what do you think they're doing one sound stage over?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "We're born careful"... Oh good to know nothing bad will happen to you...

Ah yes, the next batch of GUN-TOTING TOWNIES has arrived at the sherriff's office.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

whoever wrote this needs to not write anything else again. ever.

[this script] is a logical inconsistency!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

#Monsterdon "his midi-chlorian count is off the scale! not even master yoda's is so high"

They didn't practice their lines, did they

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Off topic but everyone should read "Jackalope Wives" by Ursula Vernon / T. Kingfisher (do not remember which name she published this short story under)

LeVar Burton read it in the LeVar Burton Reads podcast (damn I'm sad he's no longer doing that podcast)

So it's a cancer mosquito made of metal #monsterdon #bog

@bstacey Surprisingly hard to come by when you need one in the lab. Because they are inside the cover of general chemistry text books and most of us don't have those lying around anymore. You have no idea how annoying it can be to have to find one because you can't remember some placement (I only know the "important" organic elements).

#Monsterdon

Bill looks like he's very high and trying to act cool around the fuzz #monsterdon

Kibbitz jumpscare

#Monsterdon

Was that a zodiac reference or a diagnosis? It was the 70s could be both.

#Monsterdon

My neighbour told me BOG MONSTERS keep eating his GUN-TOTING TOWNIES so I asked how many GUN-TOTING TOWNIES he has and he said he just goes to the GUN SHOP and gets a new GUN-TOTING TOWNIE afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding GUN-TOTING TOWNIES to BOG MONSTERS and then his daughter started crying.

#Monsterdon

Hey, Phil!

#Monsterdon

"Neil, how are ya?"

"DRUNK OFF MY ASS, how about you?"

"Oh man yeah SAME, have you SEEN the script for this movie?'

#Monsterdon

Bog shack, bigger on the inside than the outside

#monsterdon

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camera in the way back of the station wagon?

Chromium?

is our monster shiny and Chromium?

#monsterdon

Wait, the monster is Deadpool?

#Monsterdon #Bog

A 100% cancerous orgasm, maybe #monsterdon

So the monster is a vampire, and aquatic, and chitinous, and all cancer, and crystal, and made of molybdenum? Whut?
#Monsterdon #Bog