There was a Periodic Table on the wall

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"Everything's fine, I do have a problem though" how all my therapy sessions start #Monsterdon

glad we got that periodic table puzzle figured out #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon wait he calls in his diver friends to go in the lake without telling them there's a deadly monster? shame

I love those two. They respect each other. They like each other! And they get work done between smooches!

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#Monsterdon Like they could be making up elements on the periodic table for all I know

#Monsterdon They really could just say "Blah blah blah Science" while they do this stuff Like admittedly I am only decent at the social sciences but I'm pretty sure none of this checks out

Take a look at this exciting microscope slide. Now let's say science words at each other. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

If I knew the character's name was "Corky" I could have told you he didn't have a chance before he died. #Monsterdon

Wow, I take it back, Ginny, you found a guy who could follow all your science leads. Well done you.

Also, this is much sexier than the actual kissing scene. Not actually sexy, just much sexier. #Monsterdon

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I think this country sawbones does not deserve a trained pathologist like her

Cancerous organism? #monsterdon

you promised us bog dracula and you've given us people talking in rooms

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The real monster was the Big C all along.
#Monsterdon #Bog

We have to admit that it's lovely that we have a middle-aged couple as the main protagonist
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LET THE BODIES HIT THE BOG
LET THE BODIES HIT THE BOG
LET THE BODIES HIT THE...

BOOOOOOG!

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Bet neither of them mention what happened last night on the couch....

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Gentry? Snowmobiles? Where the hell is this set?

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These recently traumatically widowed husbands seem to be doing perfectly fine #monsterdon #bog1979

#monsterdon "Maybe they didn't hit it with enough force?"

...I mean, she's right. At a certain point, anything can be blasted hard enough. Let her cook.

A lot of 'implied' violence, lets see that fucking monster already

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He really liked saying the word pumped #Monsterdon

Bogsplosions #monsterdon #bog

The sheriff is no Alan hale jr in giant spider invasion #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It took out Corky! NOOO! NOT CORKY!

this movie's going to run out of characters pretty soon #monsterdon

They're really doubling down on this theory that it only eats wives. #Monsterdon

That was a powerful scene

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@vee If he falls in he'll just Bob around on the surface.

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Yay! Red shirt got done

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@MylesRyden the awkward cuts in the audio are so good #monsterdon

Oh no....not those two....

Well, anyway...

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🛥️ TRIVIA BOG 🐸🐊🦎🐍

After THE LEGEND OF BOGGY CREEK (1972) was successful, a whole bunch of lake monster movies followed, including this one.

But they didn't have local farmer Jeff Schwaab rocking the monster suit. He was 30yo and, 6'7" tall.

#monsterdon Red shirt died!! YES!!!

lets fucking go, monster

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It’s a giant crawdad. #Monsterdon

How small is that lake that a could sticks of dynamite are gonna kill everything?
Sheriff's running towards gunshots and not causing them? This is a weird tale.
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Claw!

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This lady's Book of Shadows probably has a lot of 'i' letters dotted with little black hearts. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

that's right, the new RDX, the feds got the good shit #monsterdon

Would have been great if the car wouldn't start after that.

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#Monsterdon Seriously this is SUCH an awful plan I hope they die if only for the fact I don't want them promoted failing up

lol....but also 'ugh' as they actually blew up a bog, didn't they?

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Another example of men saying "we ain't gonna listen to no women," to nothing but bad consequences.

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:bing: Can I have my last wish to bury me in a bog?
:bing: Bogs in Nebraska
:bing: Distance to nearest Bog

Does the use of RDX make this a domestic Gladio scenario?

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Too much cop not enough Bog Hag in this #Monsterdon MORE BOG HAG PLEEZ!

If they were younger, this scene would doom them to monster carnage. But, I was thinking the thinkers might survive? #Monsterdon

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I don't think doing more explosions is gonna fix this thing

Although the better idea would have been to tell the bog monster where to find the people

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"That is not dead which can eternal BOG" #Monsterdon

We are getting really philosophical here, "The silence of screams" ??????

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@binford2k ... i would rather not think about that #monsterdon

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this bog witch is not particularly helpful tbh

#Monsterdon Like is the logic "explosion woke it up, explosion will make it sleep or die" ? I'm not even saying we have to be v cautious I just don't get the logic of this move

#monsterdon The silence of screams.. that is NOT how screams work..

Why is this happening?

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Why is there a Department of Marine Research in the middle of the North Woods, Wisconsin? #Monsterdon

Yes, those snowmobile trails in this clearly non-Northern forest. Have ATVs become popular yet? Can we get one of these dudes to run themselves over with one?#Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Sleeps in the slime at the bottom of the lake... so... breathing???

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This older guy sounds distractingly like JK Simmons.

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I'm taking the bet that the thing that released the Bog monster will not kill the Bog monster
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Wait. Am *I* dreaming this whole crazy thing?

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Oh my god, why is it still going onnnnnnnnnnn

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Or rather, they don't have to boggiest idea what to do about this #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is happening while science lady and Uncle Grandpa are just going to town on each other's genitals.

"Can we talk?" moment.

*pained look*

Okay now we know for sure they're going to die.

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"You've been a widow for six years. I want to change that to seven" #monsterdon

Snowmobile trails, so... not Florida.

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Oh shit, the music again

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lol, sheriff really didn't know what just happened back there, feels like he might have just avoided something....

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Most schlocky horror films would have horny teenagers instead of...this. Certainly a bold if puzzling choice #Monsterdon

why is this scene still going? 🥴

guess they really wanted to hear the song again

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You're never too old to fall head over heels for someone!

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A forbidden romance between the town doctor and the town coroner. They have a stark conflict of interest.

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@allanb at least they got creative instead of killing teenagers having a party on the forest.
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Boner music fer sure. #Monsterdon

"well y'see, all this talk about nightsticks in thoraxes is gettin' me mighty hot n' bothered"

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Oh no do we have to see Lady Scientist getting intimate with this Tom Bosleylike

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@Terencio I envision it playing out like The Wizard of Oz

Where they are Dorothy, but they usurp the wizard

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You can't change that a person's a widow without a reanimation spell, dude

Who got romance in my Bog Monster Movie?

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Is this gonna be a romance between a sheriff and a pathologist? #monsterdon

There's always time for boom boom #monsterdon

So she died from deepthroating a night stick?
That's a theory all right.
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#Monsterdon Though seriously I'd love to have giant Dragonflies again.

Though.... they're one of the most successful hunters around maybe I shouldn't wish for that

“People are dying, Jenny, but let’s take a moment to talk about us.”

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That couple are deffo swingers....

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Nocturnal Intermission. #Monsterdon

I wanna see a movie in which "Bog Witch Meets the Devil Girl from Mars" #monsterdon

Arrrrrrrrrrwwwwwrrrw!!!! #monsterdon #bog1979

I’m counting that guy as “annoying person eaten.” He was annoying as hell, and his only purpose in the story was to take the two men to the witch.

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Did the bog monster just intubate and exsanguinate Wallace Fry? Or did he step on some pine needles?

Heck, I'll chalk it up as another MONSTER CHOMP, might as well be on the safe side.

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Bets on whether this monster outfit involves ping pong balls.. #Monsterdon #Bog

@Taweret hey, we saw it swimming just then at least!

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#Monsterdon Well I would also say we didn't (still don't) know every living organism on earth.

Bugs, trees, a bajillion things in the sea

And BOGS I suppose

We definitely haven’t lost anybody I’m going to miss in this movie.
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Their blood was drained via Deep Throat?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

It was already awake, you're just arousing it now.

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Wallace...Noooooo!!!

What will poor Gromit do now?

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