Why hasn't this bog witch turned these idiots into ducks yet? No... I know. Ducks are too good for them. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Bingo across the top! Fisherman, An Arrogant Fellow, Jump Scare, Expert Explains Creature, and 4+ SCREAMS ✅✅✅✅

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

#Monsterdon "Too many cum deep in the Forest and arouse it."

"I don't think I understand, Doc."

"Well, let me put it this way, Neil. You are playing a SHERIFF. Do you understand? Nod for yes, shake head for no."

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THIS.

IS.

SHATNER'S.

SPEAKING COACH.

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That monster sounds like a woodchipper

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

That guy looks like Ron Jeremy's dumb cousin (if that is possible) #monsterdon

@gnomon I want to be a bog witch. #Monsterdon

have no fear

underbog is here

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Jesus, many come deep into the forest to arouse it?

Explains all the porn hairdos.

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Adriana is only 25 years old. This is the generation that used baby oil instead of sunscreen.

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The bog monster is now officially one of the Old Ones.

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Is it a lake or is it a bog??? #monsterdon #bog1979

and arouse it? 😳 #monsterdon

Wow, this movie actually has a creepy ass bog witch!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Jeb's Party Tent #monsterdon

"It is known by many names"Carl, Dave, Larry, Bobo... #Monsterdon #Bog

So, are we supposed to believe there’s some kind of eldritch horror in the bog? It’s not just a monster? It’s a paranormal, supernatural thing?

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@log 'Murica

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Where the hell are we? What the hell are we going now? We have a BOG WITCH!?
#Monsterdon #Bog

They're having a lotta fun with Wallace for a couple guys whose wives were killed yesterday

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I already can't tell these people apart

This is fine

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Oh no! Not Macweeny! We barely knew him.

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Holy shit, it's Torgo! #Monsterdon
"tHe MasTEr doEsn'T AppRove oF GUn coNtrOl"

drunk

leaning on the barrel

arm across the barrel

brb dying

#monsterdon #Bog1979

A gun store that plays makeout music. Makes sense #monsterdon

"...I'd like to look at this fragment at 1000 power."
"Great Scott!"

#Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon Okay not related but I want to see a Dracula movie where Dracula not only controls Bats and Wolves but also mosquitos

o/~ he had the fastest drag in the county o/~

#monsterdon #Bog1979

"It makes absolutely no sense!"

Yeah, I'm with ya there lady.

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nope, this character is gonna be Jeb The Leprechaun. #monsterdon

Yes, yes, be a mosquito.

I hope the biology dialog is accurate. Also, why is there a poster of the moon in this lab?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Surprising amount of anatomy

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embedded in the hiring process?

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@JoeWynne @moira Torgo's less talented brother. #Monsterdon #Bog

science! draculas!

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The moster kills by extreme zoom #monsterdon #bog

Perhaps a bazooka, sir?

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I'm pretty sure that's the standard way to tell if the gun is loaded. #monsterdon

Yep. He just looked down the barrel of the gun. Smartest moment of the movie so far.

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Pretty sure shadow buys would be illegal too tho?

wow, the """acting""" in this movie... i just can't... #monsterdon

The laws of gun sales across state lines.
And we have a Torgo?
#Monsterdon #Bog

50/50 wether the Bog monster is actually to be seen in the movie #Monsterdon

wallace fry off camera intro is top tier filmmaking #monsterdon

"...I'm the gun elf!"

#Monsterdon #Bog

Is that Kermit?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Maybe the monster is a big mosquito

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ACAB! GO Bog Monster! #monsterdon

"...could we have a ... Dracula running loose out there?"
"I was going to say no, but then there was this music noise, so now I'm not so sure."

#Monsterdon #Bog

@MatthewTitus88 LOL apparently! i don't remember the first time though #monsterdon

"Come on in the shack! I promise no butt sex."

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She's been practicing her lines - perhaps a bit TOO much

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"Could we have…Dracula…running loose out there?" God, I wish.

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is the monster a giant mosquito, that's even scarier than a snapping turtle

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Aorta Exposition, new band name #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 #monsterdon That might just be a limitation of the actors.

@Lazarou I don't know if there is enough weed in the world for this #Monsterdon

@trixter „Oh well, where’s the bottle?“ #monsterdon

Why did these ladies even come on this fishing trip? #monsterdon

Bog (1979)

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Oh. They murder suspect husbands are here, and the sheriff is kicking them out of the movie? Well heres hoping they become drunk monster bait.
#Monsterdon #Bog

Subtitles: "The sheriff doesn't want you to see your wives until the car owner is done with the autopsy."

#monsterdon #bog

"I know how they were killed..."
Great, are you going to tell us? No? So frustrating!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"Sorry to hear about your wives, guys," wow that's some brilliant grief counseling stylings, write a book man

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@log Re DuPont Lure: "Dynamite was first manufactured in the US by the Giant Powder Company of San Francisco, California, whose founder had obtained the exclusive rights from Nobel in 1867. Giant was eventually acquired by DuPont, which produced dynamite under the Giant name until Giant was dissolved by DuPont in 1905.[12] Thereafter, DuPont produced dynamite under its own name until 1911–12, when its explosives monopoly was broken up by the U.S. Circuit Court in the "Powder Case"." -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamite #Monsterdon #Bog

The editor deserves a razzie #monsterdon #bog

Oh, plot relevant. Like the boat. This is better written than I was expecting.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

They died of death.

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Ha. Nice Ophelia shot there. Someone took art history. #Monsterdon #Bog

The local search party moving through the forest actually looks more competent than the National Guard in First Blood. 🤔

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

I guess they called it "bog" because "lake" isn't a very compelling title for a horror movie #monsterdon

I bet the bog monster can open a car door anyway

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Guess I was wrong about tank top

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The guy who plays this sherriff (Aldo Ray) played in a LOT of films and TV

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All they're gonna find is a wrinkled tube top #monsterdon

i hope the fact that the cops have 25 guys out there means the lake monster will eat 25 guys

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@Newpa_Hasai suspension of disbelief shattered #monsterdon

How tall is this critter? Can it fly too?
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The "poke at everything with a stick" method of search and rescue

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"duPont lure" ... first time I've heard it called that.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

The police are actually helpful, huh.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

ok in my letterboxd review i mention that the sheriff kind of reminded me of doug ford. now i remember why

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The swamp monster might be able to convince both of the women to go with him voluntarily just by being sober and clean-shaven. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

The husbands look very distraught

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I don't trust these cops
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I will note that we have seen a LAKE, but not a BOG.

One down

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Get the women first, that's right...
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should have killed the guys instead

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YAY!!

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Broads love it when ya call 'em "babe"

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Yowza. That's a heck of a shot. #monsterdon

I thought nothing could put me off hanging out in bogs, but these chucklefucks might just do it!

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These yokels are way too far south to get any muskies

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

May Day! May Day!

#Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon she "may" not have survived

I don't understand the camera in the bra, I've put a lot of stuff in my bra over the years but never a camera

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

John Cassavetes' BOG

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oh Black Water, keep on rollin'... #monsterdon