What if the bog monster is a revolutionary and that's why the sherriff is trying to kill it

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Mucous Producing Crystals is the name of my Steven Universe cover band.

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are they dead? are they are they huh huh huh? #monsterdon

Did Bog Witch Adrianna just get shopvac'd in mid soliloquy?

MONSTER CHOMP I think

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um that explosion happened in a totally different location friends

get your ass boat over out of the water

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"new RDX"

RDX was used in WW2, so, uh, 34+ years before this movie

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The witch lady will subject you to her spoken word poetry if you threaten the Bog....

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#monsterdon The editor was asleep during that sex scene..

Is this a kissing movie!?
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Listen I'm all for people having sex at any age I just don't necessarily want to watch #monsterdon

Oh she’s been a widow for six years! It’s bog sex time!!!! #monsterdon #bog1979

Is she going to chomp on his hog?

What sort of film is this?

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oh my god this scene keeps going

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stop kissing stop stop please stop

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is... is the monster coming over? please??? #monsterdon

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also, gross.

Meanwhile #Monsterdon

So an ancient bog bug Dracula, chilling in its slime, aroused by dynamite. Neat. #monsterdon

Was the actor drunk and they just kept his flubbed line?! #Monsterdon

Ah, yes, a hypodemic nerdle.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

bog hag asmr 12 hours

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I bet the monster is doing something cool rn
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#Monsterdon and that's a wrap on Zero Sugar Torgo.

This one guy looks like Billy Crystal's half brother, fathered by Louis CK. #monsterdon

BOG HAG BOG HAG

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"...where does it sleep?"
"In the .... bogroom."

#Monsterdon #Bog

Is she one of Mudd’s women?

#Monsterdon #startrek

"Nancy."

#monsterdon #bog1979

BOG HAG! #monsterdon

bogwitch?
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You can tell it's a science lab because the faucets have that weird thing that you can attach a hose to

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#monsterdon I love how B movie scientists decorate their labs with educational posters and model skeletons.

They're in a highschool science lab.

@littlemiao @RamenCatholic I smell an Oscar!

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@floatybirb He's kind of like Torgo from Manos the Hands of Fate, except a bit more spry. #Monsterdon #Bog ["The ["Old Hag of the Woods"] will see you now."]

#monsterdon Kermit talks deeper when talking to cops.

Porn hairstyles are strong in this one #monsterdon

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@hollie I used to think so too, then I met people

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#Monsterdon never trust a man who talks about himself in the third person

"What's the biggest gun you've got up there?"

"Nerf 9000."

#Monsterdon

lol @ discussing over Gun Laws

Also this gun store has it's own 'Handsome Pete'

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BOG WITCH SIGHTED! This film is finally getting good.

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“Don’t think I’m crazy, but…could we have a…dracula…running loose around out there?”

Lady, this is #Monsterdon. That's not crazy at all.

HE DID A DOUBLE TAKE AT DRACULA! HAHAHAHHA! Wait is this a "comedy"? Oh no. We have a bad record with comedies.
#Monsterdon #Bog

oh no no no. Wallace "Torgo" Fry

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@nev #TeamMonster

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#monsterdon Could we have a Dracu;la running loose out there?

I like how this doctor lady is giving it her all, bless....

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#monsterdon Nothing quite is like tossing the dearly departed…

the coroner is the only character i've liked this movie

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Well, I wouldn't call them *young exactly but yes

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@SnoopJ I mean, last week's movie sure did not have some dialogue, so this is actually a meaningful statement

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what on earth???? was that the monster????? #monsterdon

"Sorry to hear about your wives, guys"

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Not gonna lie, I was really expecting Barbara Hale in that role. #Monsterdon

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exsanguination!

HIS NAME IS MCWEENY LMAO MC WEENY

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No blood?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

so the monster struck but... didn't eat them?

What a waste.

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DuPont lure is dynamite? If I had to guess I would have said it would have been something more chemically toxic and less explosive, just due to the nature of the company...

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Is “Chuck Pierce” a reference to Charles B. Pierce, director of The Legend of Boggy Creek?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

So far, Bog Creature is quite the misogynist. But so far is every other character we've seen.

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Monster cam? Is he up a tree? Oh wait it's vision is red. And he hates teeth?
#Monsterdon #Bog

After failing to play Spin the Bottle with each other, the boys lead the girls to the lake. Mustache Hat Boy and Headbandless Girl (I think?) who is in a Hat Now, making her Hat Girl, board a boat; Mustache hat guy opens a beer, upsetting the Ominous Water God (unseen so far), shaking the boat.

Meanwhile, Headband Girl and Mustacheless Hat Boy are fishing, allowing the girl to berate the boy.

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Was that a camera shot from the perspective of the monster or was she being attacked from another angle? Anyway her face was super weird and distorted.

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ok now get the men

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He's like Ron Jeremy with a drinking problem

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a COUPLE MORE DAYS of this <-- the real horror

First-person monster POV shot... FROM BENEATH THE BOG

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Pine needles? Isn't this forest mostly deciduous?

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Can we get some relief from the comic relief?

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If the monsters don't get these guys, I hope a hangover does

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

I used to like to go fishing. Not so much the cast and reel part as the being out on a lake in a boat. #monsterdon

This film is just too realistic

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See, that's how you know she's classy, she keeps her Instamatic camera in her brassiere.

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Why do you take your partner who doesn't like camping camping?

Also gay jokes, ugh.

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LOL (they want to)

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the dudes are getting too drunk to have at the ladies against the trees later, while bored suburban men watch from the bushes, the bog deserves every penis it devours tonight.

#Monsterdon #Dogging

Does that lady have a thick Milwakee accent? Where is this lake?
#Monsterdon #Bog

Tube tops were great if you didn't have boobs.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

#monsterdon These women! FETCH US COFFEE! Respect 1954! Haaaaaaaa ;)

So kind of them to marinade themselves prior to being eaten.

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#RootPost for #monsterdon

Huh. Shocked we had no Harbinger of doom in this movie. But a really early kill. What are you low budget lake monster movie?
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it's wild how detestable all these characters are

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#monsterdon That's a 110 film camera. WOW!

"Walk With Me" by Pat Hopkins

Right. OK. Put that song on the "background music to dub into every monsterdon trailer" chum bucket.

(Not going to lie though, I have some fond childhood memories of station wagons like the one in this credits sequence crawling across the continent through corridors of trees.)

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"Love Theme from Bog"

Oh come on. Every 70s movie had one #Monsterdon #Bog1979

@bunnyhero It's better than "Through the Eyes of Love". #monsterdon

How can you have a guest star in a movie?
Why is the title over a street filled with station wagons?
Is this an off cut of the love theme from Boggy Creek?
#Monsterdon #Bog

And now, loving aerial shots of Rat's Ass Mississippi. #Monsterdon

lol, he's dead.

This movie has the audacity to have a opening theme tune

#Monsterdon

the love theme from BOG

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♫ Oh we're a danger to ourselves and others~ ♪ #Monsterdon

There's a creature in these woods... Been causin' a heap o' trouble for the good folks over yonder. #Monsterdon

I hope no fish were harmed in the making of this movie! #Monsterdon

What? no fish fry jokes?

#monsterdon #bog

Dang it Neil.

He was a man of action...

#monsterdon #bog