Land of the Midnight Sun, WI #Monsterdon

Not super sure what's being conveyed here

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This monster sounds like a dog playing with a rope toy. #Monsterdon

We’ve got 5 minutes left. It’s time to fuck off into the bog!

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"You guys go drive 50 miles an hour for 3 minutes. We will go on foot from here and get there at the same time!"
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The sequins on that fish suit are magnificent.

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"We gotta catch him before he infuses her"

Is that what they're calling it nowadays

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"I hope it's not too late." #monsterdon

So the bio lab was just a shack out in the woods?

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Cops converging footage
Running a bit longer than needed

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"We miss Neal so much. Now, let us never speak of him again."

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#Monsterdon so if the ichthyologist flies a plane is he flying fish faculty

Ah yes, a small town with an 82nd Street.

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He sounds like he swallowed a chainsaw. #Monsterdon #Bog

guess bog monster has a thing for older women 🥴
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This creature has such a specific diet. It’s the Monarch butterfly of bog monsters. #Monsterdon

They should have called this movie slog #monsterdon

An ichthyologist! Now this movie is going to get exciting!
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#monsterdon Okay I take back (nearly) every gripe I had so far with this movie, this thing is absolutely amazing, I hope it makes it through this movie and gets to pal around with Octaman.

Shittiest monster yet

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wait i missed when adriana died #monsterdon

Ichthyologist: "Without a DNA test I wouldn't even attempt a postulation."

Subtitle: "Without a DNA test I wouldn't even attempt a (mumbling)"

Oof, subtitler, that was a swing and a miss

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"Well, she's dead and that's that."

Well the movie's over and that's that. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Someone read Beowulf

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they forgot to stop recording

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@catzilla
Probably wouldn't even need the human skeleton there.

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"But perhaps there's a fact we don't know about"

Pink smoke. It's a girl.

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Haha, subtitles "[mumbling]" for the word "postulation"

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Is Adriane fucking the bog monster? Is that where this is going?

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I don't have supporting documentation, but this auquaplane inspired the aquaplane in the British version of Wicker Man.

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#Monsterdon it is NOT fish-like it is a goddamn giant owl

That's a cool aqua-boat

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"A man of action"

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The story kind of... bogged down at the end.

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this monster is bullshit

remember cranecam? this is actual monster baby. not real monster.

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#Monsterdon I think they just murdered an owl

@steggy This one wishes he were Octaman

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This movie ends with bog witch down by the lake, doing something that ensures the monster will survive or regenerate or something

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"This plan is going well"

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MONSTER!!!

hey! there he was! for like half a frame, the Bog Monster! #monsterdon

@moira Yeah that is sadly not true of alot of our movies. But these people are trying to act and film a decent monster movie. They get one small gold star for that.
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU get eaten butt-first, twerp #Monsterdon

"You heard the man, get crackin'!"

Like you in the storage room, sir? #Monsterdon

y'know _most_ of the people in this movie seem to have actually been trying

_failing_

but trying

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What horrific levels of ecocide are we about to witness in the name of a 70s monster movie?

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He could have saved May, but he had to reel his fishing rod in first. I'm sure that May would understand... :blobthinkingcool:

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If she's "overanxious" is the rest of the cast "underanxious"?

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@bunnyhero #monsterdon
pitchforks, torches, and fish nets

My dad just woke up, squinted at the TV and asked "is that Sunny Bono?" #Monsterdon

A 70s guy who takes no for an answer (wrt to sex). That's an improvement

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Not exactly a seed, not exactly an egg

But didn’t she say it wasn’t vegetable? #monsterdon #bog1979

Hand cranked siren on that firetruck? #Monsterdon And where exactly are they from? They sound almost "Canadian"...

#monsterdon Okay, okay we will make a Blood Scent Generator. Geez, this won't be difficult at all..

David Lee Roth was a walking joke, but as the front man for VH, he knocked it outta the park

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@floatybirb honestly probably

if you're doing a felony check, wasn't that a thing in the 70s?

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"Well goodbye, dummies."

Bastard stole my closing line for the film :/ #Monsterdon

bai gaehd. yeah, this was filmed in minnesota. #monsterdon

Wow. Van Halen started in 1973. That's a lot earlier than I thought. I was never a fan, but they did have some bangers. And everybody in that band was really talented. Just not my kinda music.

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Is the bogmonster a giant crayfish??

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Pitch Black had more monster in it.

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What's that word for what some aquatic animals have, like their reproductive organs can kind of detach and go swimming around independently? I swear this is real

edit: Stolon! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolon#In_zoology

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So 9 people dead from a monster killer, and the sheriff thinks a witness who saw it is crazy -- okie

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80 year olds and scuba gear, what could you go wrong?

drinking on duty is GO

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#Monsterdon I think I heard about angel dust on hit CW show Riverdale

Diver man to the rescue! Diver man AWAY! #Monsterdon

Okay, one of the characters had a fun monologue about what strange terrors could lurk in the vastness of a glacial lake, which are thoughts I have when I want cthulu to just show up and do something spooky.

Then some boomer teens on bikes are scared by a monster that I don't think we see. Then we get some other dudes we haven't seen before to don scuba gear and start searching the bog seaweed for the cancer bog monster.

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bog monster poop

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They're obligated to show the monster at some point. I bet it's brief and horrible. #monsterdon

He doesn't think about the glacial history of the bog.

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ah nothing like a languid monster movie

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#monsterdon Cancer Tungsten Dracula is sure taking his time killing these guys,,

Bang sticks.

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"We brought two bang sticks"

*cue 70s porn riff

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oh right, they're the divers.

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"Glacial Lakes" -- don't think so

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GLACIER MONSTER

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"It really turns me on when you say random sciencey words."

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Human-sized mosquito with lobster claws. Got it.

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"Molybdeeum"

Close enough #Monsterdon

Is this science important to the movie? What's the bog monster up? Or the bog witch? What's she up to
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dang, the scriptwriter was actually trying with the cardboard science

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This film is

NOT

THAT

BAD

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No Brad, peek into the MICROSCOPE

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are these supposed to be the main characters? is that why there was a kissing scene?

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"What do we tell the gentry?"
Gentry? The landed gentry are here? What is this England in the 1850s?
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man if there is one known resident at a haunted lake and it is an 'old hag' adriana you should probably start your investigation by going and asking what the old witch knows #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gentry? is this fucking REGENCY?

So they bomb the lake and then immediately leave? Good police work

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Are you sure there's no Draculas in this movie? It's sounds like there are Draculas in this movie.
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they're gonna have to get the national guard to roll in the maser tanks

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Nice zoom on cop's nose

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The cops use like 6 sticks of dynamite to blow the bog up, and I guess they think that worked. But it didn't work and just made the bog monster mad and now its eating people off camera, making Mr. Garibaldi mad.

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Corky and McWeeny?????

@SnoopJ I heard that as IBX, which I wasn't sure existed when this movie was made, so thanks for figure out what they said.

(also it's not explosive in the same way, so I was sort of confused why they would be using it for this)

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