Well, I was wrong about that one.

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@lapis ...one of us, one of us, one of us ...
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"Got anything to declare?"

"Yeah. Don't go to Wisconsin."

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Yes, thanks @Taweret for hosting. All people should see this film once, just for personal enrichment. Or something.

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@Terencio @floatybirb i didn't say creepy in a bad way

#monsterdon #Bog1979

@purpleidea #monsterdon is a thing where we watch monster movies every week and make fun of them.

I am horrified that the mute button isn't working on the hash tag because I ask people to use the mute button on the hash tag if they don't want to get spammed by monster movie posts every weekend.

@yatsu how fucking dare they! #Monsterdon

bog was delightfully awful i had a blast

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"This is a BOG PRODUCTION"

I do not know what that's supposed to mean, but yes

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guh

Well, it wasn't that bad right? We book-learned much science!

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#monsterdon Let's hope so.

Can we have a moment of silence for the deputy who gave his life by driving his car into a tree? Nobody even thanked him.
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The End

?

#Monsterdon

they literally put a question mark on the screen. wow. #monsterdon

Boggone it, where's that backup!!

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#Monsterdon the shape of water (2017)

"rrrRRraarrrrarrrarararRARR"

Truer words were never spoken

#Monsterdon

guys the movie duration on my tubi ui keeps increasing i think we're all trapped and cursed

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@hollie The bog monster seems to have a healthy appetite for men too #Monsterdon

At least this film has an important ecological message that if you fish with explosives monsters will drink your blood #monsterdon

I guess "kill it with fire" only took out the lab

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"Shoe!"

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#monsterdon Everyone to the coroner: You had one job..

Who was she saying "It's a trap!" to?? The creature?

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Yeah, just leave the monster under a net, I'm sure everything will be just fine

Ok, so it's not fine. I'm sure attacking it with a bunsen burner in the supply closet will work

#monsterdon

Genuinely feeling Jenny's death now that we had that middle aged romance subplot

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okay, points for being the only person to manage to fend off the creature for a few minutes though. #monsterdon

IT LIVES YET

#Monsterdon

@catzilla Godzilla bukkakke #monsterdon #bog

@jonny ...but it's the perfect after-market accessory for my Torment Nexus! #Monsterdon

Because we captured a fish monster, we summoned a fish scientist to study it. He arrives in a Lake Seaplane because that's how all fish scientists commute to work. They take him to look at the monster, which is being gently showered, and he decided it looks pretty cool.

They already sent its DNA off to the DNA scientist. He asks why the fish monster is friends with the bog witch and why it didn't eat her. Science Lady furtively takes another blood sample.

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#Monsterdon They should build an onsen for the Bog Monster (yes I am thinking about the Capybara Onsen video)

I don’t have a favorite ichtheologist and now I feel like my life is somehow lacking #Monsterdon

Hands are everywhere with this throuple.....

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We summon like 50 people to the lake to fight the monster via firehoses filled with deadly poison soap. We finally see the monster; it is a fishman with legs. It kills Mr. Garibaldi. RIP.

But, the poison soap knocks it out so we tie it up and put in into a truck for science. It's still alive, so we can study it.

It will probably eat someone else, because unfortunately this movie is not over yet.

#monsterdon

@Lazarou It is, by far, the coolest thing in the film

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suddenly, seaplane

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there is still like 15 minutes of this movie left. #monsterdon

Oh great, the hillbilly Sweathogs have arrived

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a deep one??

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70s dr who ass monster

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@_L1vY_ The rest of the cast is underpants. #Monsterdon

@yatsu I wish them well on their lives together, but that is the kiss of death for movies like this.... #Monsterdon

a sheriff was given the line of dialogue "so you shall" #monsterdon

"(Sigh)....well....let's have sex in the storeroom...while we wait for something to happen?"

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@SRLevine
I think PCP had a lot to do with the making of this film.

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@jonny I would also accept blowing up the angry mob

#Monsterdon

Why does the gun store have a microfilche reader? Was that a common thing in 1970s gun stores?

#monsterdon

No way a man with a beard like that who owns a gun store isn't in the Klan...

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#monsterdon Goodbye.. dummies!!

#Monsterdon okay here's my theory: they spent so much of their budget on the under water part they couldn't even make a remotely (by their standards) passable monster costume

@Taweret You'll get shadows and you'll dislike it!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Our scuba boys discover some Bog Grapes in the bogweed forest and put it on their boat. After which, the bog monster or something grabs them from beneath the bog and eats them.

After shouting advice from the shore, the Science Masters decide that the Bog Grapes are eggs and discuss the safest way in which to stab them. The gentleman wants to stab them in an isolation chamber, while the lady wants to stab them now because she is very eager to study monster reproductive parts.

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#monsterdon A drink is definitely called for.. for the audience..

#Monsterdon Gonna pretend they mean Girlfriend Romantically

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@SordidAmok Underrated album. #monsterdon

MECHANICAL MANIPULATORS MENTIONED

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@mcsquank I think this is bog-standard for #Monsterdon 😛

music guy is getting a lot of mileage out of his ring modulator #monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai @Cherizilla actually learning something on Monsterdon tonight,,,,

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The Poseidon Adventure, the new ride at the Wisconsin Dells!

See: a sunken branch!

See: Some mossy rocks!

See: the diver in front of you!

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Ugh, 'Underwater Action Scenes'

the bane of 70s Monsterdon...

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MONSTER CHOMP one cyclist down :( :( :(

At least it was a horrifying bog monster from beyond the horizon of time and not a pickup truck

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Watching two old dudes in a rowing boat, I feel like they should have a little dog with them....

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Oh garn, I though it was going to be Girl strippin' time

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Yeah, it's a terrible and ancient monster beyond human comprehension. Sort of. I really want this to be a better movie now.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@SnoopJ I will never stop being mad about the ending of that book, which I read in 1994.

#monsterdon #bog1979

Fun fact: Since the 70's we have discovered that there are things other than animals, minerals, and vegetables

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Don't bring mucus into this!
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The Other Guy read the script and bowed out. wise. #monsterdon

It’s the powerhouse of the cell!!! #monsterdon #bog1979

@Ranjit @Taweret #monsterdon Nah, it's pretty cool so far.

*pulls up a periodic table*

Wait, those *are* group 6 elements!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

*Vague Science-y Words

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It's nice that they were able to rent the high school biology classroom for this scene. #Monsterdon

After getting a bunch of people killed trying to dynamite a small ecosystem, Mr. Garibaldi gets on the phone and asks the Cop Distribution System to send more cops to look for all the bodies.

The second head cop asks "What do we tell the Gentry?" which a term I thought that only 19th century British people used to describe rich people.

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#Monsterdon you know I do kind of want to see the version of Bog (1979) set in the Regency Period. Doesn't even have to be an Austen fanfic it would just be fascinating

I love how these isolated hamlets have fully-equipped bio labs in these films

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The Hag Shack is a little old place where we can get together ...

#Monsterdon #Bog

The Gentry live on the rich side of the lake.

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Speaking of bog… I’m really getting bogged down in all the science.

But hey… I’m learning SO much.

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Too bad this movie doesn't have the budget for a bigger gun subplot.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

ok now kill all the cops

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Looks like these guys are getting pretty bogged down. #monsterdon

Loving the cop reacting to a man's greasily death, but not actually helping him

Authentic

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Explosive placed in lake surrounded by hardwood trees. Detonates in open lake surrounded by conifers.

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All the withered old hillbilly women I know love to recite beatnik poetry

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Oooo I hope they're dead :D #Monsterdon

wait ... that was IT?

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#monsterdon You could try the "Potassium and Cyanide" solution from another movie..

#monsterdon needs to collaborate on writing a better movie about a bog monster.

Ah yes, the wonderful days before environmental impact statements >_> #Monsterdon

After six hours of kissing, the hat boys, now unhatted are yelling at the Science Lady and her fiancee and/or boyfriend, who I will call the Science Gentleman. We get nothing from this scene, as with most scenes in this movie.

After that they go to yell at the lead cop, who says he's gonna blow up the lake with explosives. The Science Lady says this is a dumb idea and they should be cautious, which makes the hat boys mad.

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RDX MENTIONED

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Did she just fake an orgasm? #Monsterdon

You know who else sleeps at the bottom, always dreaming kids?...that's right, CTHULHU!!!!

#Monsterdon

Man, these two. Not since Barbara Hale and Doughy Guy in The Giant Spider Invasion. #Monsterdon

You've heard of shaky cam, now get ready for bouncy cam

(it looks like a mechanical problem)

#Monsterdon