They're like "yeah, wives, whatever" #monsterdon #bog

ah nice, we got a coverup in progress and everything. #monsterdon

Can Jed Clampett come along shoot for oil #Monsterdon

Calling it, Bog Monster is the world's biggest mosquito. I've been to Wisconsin in the summer.

#monsterdon #bog

"Hey eh, sorry about your wives guys" #monsterdon

Sorry to hear about your wives guys?
jfc!

#Monsterdon

@blue The chief suspect is Dracula, Prisoner of Bog #monsterdon

how did a chupacabra get to wisconsin though #Monsterdon

Ooh. Bog vampires? #Monsterdon

Hey, did we get a Bechdel pass already on this movie? I wasn't paying attention...

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@RobynGoodfellow you're not eligible for your own monkey gif, you know that, right?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

The Deer Hunter is different than I remember.

#Monsterdon

"Hey, it's my wife, guy"

#Monsterdon

Sherrif really does give Doug Ford creepies...
#Monsterdon

ENJOY LIFE
Drive 55

#Monsterdon #Bog

Yes, I too have always wanted to know how to remove blood from a human body without making a new hole. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Science Lady! #monsterdon

"There's nothing anyone could have done," I mean, we could have not taunted the bog

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

I do enjoy how the husbands clearly aren't upset about the deaths of their wives. Not that they demonstrated any cares before either.

#monsterdon #bog

i cant tell if the actors are supposed to be younger than they are or not
the guys are acting like hormone addled teens and the girls are acting like middle aged wives #Monsterdon #bog1979

I gotta get some men up there in "that area" too if you know what I mean. #Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon "Cops got the world by the ass" is my new fav movie quote.

What a great time for a chick-fil-a ad #Monsterdon

“Sorry about your wives guys” is The Room level writing #Monsterdon

woah, thought that was bigfoot for a second there
#monsterdon

No! Not McWeenie!

#Monsterdon

oh they weren't THAT young, come on now...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Cops DO have the world by the ass. that was nearly profound!

OH THE HUGE MANNEQUIN! #monsterdon

A little pre-autopsy assault is always good.

#Monsterdon

Wait, they were married couples? What a weird, weird dynamic.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

TIL DuPont used to make dynamite.

Grateful to #Monsterdon.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

This transient gun merchant speaks like a pirate's parrot.

#Monsterdon

Cop from 0 to 8 in 0.25 seconds, that's on track

#monsterdon #Bog1979

They're awfully calm about their wives screaming then disappearing without a trace mere feet from where they were standing

#Monsterdon

That was a very "Police Squad!" music sting.

#Monsterdon

this movie sure has some dialogue

#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 😂

#Monsterdon

So much rayon and nicotine stains #monsterdon

@jonny the bog was innocent! #Monsterdon

At least deaths are coming fast.
#monsterdon

Why does that guy have shotgun shells on the stock of his 22?
#Monsterdon

The cop (Neal) bears a striking resemblance to Doug Ford

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Will people take THIS Broad seriously? She does science shit

@moira Isn't it pronounced DYN-O-MITE!!! #monsterdon

this must be an on-site, because this is the actual good - as in expensive - wall panelling. and i don't think this movie had that much budget.

#monsterdon #Bog1979

oh it's a chupacabra #monsterdon

Yoda is selling guns now?

#Monsterdon

The bodies were drained of blood?

BOGPIRE

#monsterdon

the clarinet, bass, whatever this music is is nice and _groovy_

what's it doing in this movie? #monsterdon

Zoom in on a still photo of a "dead" body. Classy. At least the second was actually moving.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Listen. I'm going to need about 2000% more of these folks staring into the barrels of their guns.

#Monsterdon

Aaand wih "Bad Death Makeup" (as clearly as I could see on the VHS version) I have Bingo!

I think that's the fastest ever.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

That's a strangely specific theory.

#Monsterdon #Bog

#monsterdon if you're watching the tubi version in vlc doing a ctrl/cmd-E and moving the HUE slider just a little to the left does wonders

Surprisingly avante gard soundtrack

#Monsterdon

so is this a forest monster that can swim or an aquatic monster that can walk on land #monsterdon

I always bring my gun to a rescue search
#Monsterdon

Was the sheriff actor in something else of comparable quality? He looks familiar.

#Monsterdon

ah, the poachers that *register* their boats. #monsterdon

🎶 We're a danger to ourselves and others
All our kin look like our brothers
We hunt 'round through the bo-og all the time
We're a danger to ourselves and others
Bog monsters make for better lovers
Huntin' bog wights is what we call a good tiiiiime! 🎶

#Monsterdon

Aww c'mon bog monster ya gotta get ALL of them do better next time #Monsterdon

Deputy Mac Weenie
#monsterdon

MCQUEEN!

#monsterdon #Bog1979

huh, what do you know. duPont did make a lot of dynamite

https://www.dupontmuseum.com/dupont-plant

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Hold my beer, I'm going to take the clippers and shear Chuck. #monsterdon

The search and rescue folks all have shotguns. In case the women haven't been killed by a monster, they can shoot them. #monsterdon

Bog of the wondering clarinet.

#monsterdon #bog

#Monsterdon You know they could have put this in a different direction and had the guys arrested for murdering their wives presumably so they could "Share a Sleeping Bag" without a NAGGING BROAD

@RamenCatholic Engaging in risky activities like this are how you get a Paul Ryan #monsterdon

Use dynamite to fish long enough and the fish will evolve a way to survive... and then some. A cautionary tale relevant to all our lives, I'm sure.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🛥️ TRIVIA BOG 🐸🐊🦎🐍

Film production in Wisconsin reached a nadir during the 1970s

The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
Bog (1979)

#Bog

#monsterdon I’m about 5 minutes into the opening credits. They paid for the song so by golly they’re gonna use the whole dang song.

Haven’t seen a monster yet. My moneys on some watery tart.

"He uses a DuPont lure for his fish.…Dynamite." Ah, the '70's.

#Monsterdon

This is the weak-ass kind of Kaiju you get when you dynamite a swamp instead of nuking the Pacific.

#monsterdon #bog

ah, the Bog Monster that stalks station wagons. #monsterdon

DuPont Lure 🥴

no wonder the bog is pissed af
#monsterdon

Product placement for DuPont???

#Monsterdon

Ok a touch late. Unfortunately way too fucking bright to use the projector. #monsterdon

big "murdered my wife" energy fellas

#monsterdon

Ok dere, well, doncha know, let's just scoot over to da Dells and have a nice time, we can hit the Mars Cheese Castle on the way home dere

#monsterdon

"And take that ridiculous thing off!"

(removes mustache)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon yeah, Brad, I got like 25 guys out lookin' for them.

…

Suuuuure you do, sheriff.

MYSTERIOUS SCREAMING LADY #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lake Monster? Nessie Rival??? :blobaww:

“Nothng out here’s gonna hurt you”… Scream! #Monsterdon

What the heck are "eyeteeth" anyway and who want them even if you had them to give

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

You're not sorry. #Monsterdon

FYI - this was filmed in Wisconsin.

#Monsterdon

(I'm a bit behind) Seems like a bit of an overreaction to opening a beer cam

#Monsterdon

You did something with the boat. What did you do with the boat. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE BOAT, MARIO?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Looking at these meatheads I'd much rather be watching the Super Mario TV show.

jinx, @trixter
#monsterdon

THE BOG STOLE YOUR BABES

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Oh no! The bog is in the trees!

#monsterdon
#Bog

Mm-mmm. Junior Mints and a 99-cent fruit punch (that was on sale for 79 cents).

#Monsterdon

oh hey! we've seen all the footage in the trailer now. #monsterdon

didn't trash the car 😔
#monsterdon

“No, really. A monster killed our wives.”

#Monsterdon

OK, points for red filter over screaming person.

Count is now three.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979