woah, thought that was bigfoot for a second there
#monsterdon

oh they weren't THAT young, come on now...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Cops DO have the world by the ass. that was nearly profound!

OH THE HUGE MANNEQUIN! #monsterdon

A little pre-autopsy assault is always good.

#Monsterdon

Wait, they were married couples? What a weird, weird dynamic.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

TIL DuPont used to make dynamite.

Grateful to #Monsterdon.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

This transient gun merchant speaks like a pirate's parrot.

#Monsterdon

Cop from 0 to 8 in 0.25 seconds, that's on track

#monsterdon #Bog1979

They're awfully calm about their wives screaming then disappearing without a trace mere feet from where they were standing

#Monsterdon

That was a very "Police Squad!" music sting.

#Monsterdon

this movie sure has some dialogue

#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 😂

#Monsterdon

So much rayon and nicotine stains #monsterdon

@jonny the bog was innocent! #Monsterdon

At least deaths are coming fast.
#monsterdon

Why does that guy have shotgun shells on the stock of his 22?
#Monsterdon

The cop (Neal) bears a striking resemblance to Doug Ford

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Will people take THIS Broad seriously? She does science shit

@moira Isn't it pronounced DYN-O-MITE!!! #monsterdon

this must be an on-site, because this is the actual good - as in expensive - wall panelling. and i don't think this movie had that much budget.

#monsterdon #Bog1979

oh it's a chupacabra #monsterdon

Yoda is selling guns now?

#Monsterdon

The bodies were drained of blood?

BOGPIRE

#monsterdon

the clarinet, bass, whatever this music is is nice and _groovy_

what's it doing in this movie? #monsterdon

Zoom in on a still photo of a "dead" body. Classy. At least the second was actually moving.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Listen. I'm going to need about 2000% more of these folks staring into the barrels of their guns.

#Monsterdon

Aaand wih "Bad Death Makeup" (as clearly as I could see on the VHS version) I have Bingo!

I think that's the fastest ever.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

That's a strangely specific theory.

#Monsterdon #Bog

Wouldn't that be a "Nobel lure", not a "DuPont lure"? #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

#monsterdon if you're watching the tubi version in vlc doing a ctrl/cmd-E and moving the HUE slider just a little to the left does wonders

Surprisingly avante gard soundtrack

#Monsterdon

so is this a forest monster that can swim or an aquatic monster that can walk on land #monsterdon

I always bring my gun to a rescue search
#Monsterdon

Was the sheriff actor in something else of comparable quality? He looks familiar.

#Monsterdon

ah, the poachers that *register* their boats. #monsterdon

🎶 We're a danger to ourselves and others
All our kin look like our brothers
We hunt 'round through the bo-og all the time
We're a danger to ourselves and others
Bog monsters make for better lovers
Huntin' bog wights is what we call a good tiiiiime! 🎶

#Monsterdon

So, they’ve been killed but not mutilated or eaten in any way?

#Monsterdon

Deputy Mac Weenie
#monsterdon

Aww c'mon bog monster ya gotta get ALL of them do better next time #Monsterdon

MCQUEEN!

#monsterdon #Bog1979

huh, what do you know. duPont did make a lot of dynamite

https://www.dupontmuseum.com/dupont-plant

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Hold my beer, I'm going to take the clippers and shear Chuck. #monsterdon

The search and rescue folks all have shotguns. In case the women haven't been killed by a monster, they can shoot them. #monsterdon

Bog of the wondering clarinet.

#monsterdon #bog

#Monsterdon You know they could have put this in a different direction and had the guys arrested for murdering their wives presumably so they could "Share a Sleeping Bag" without a NAGGING BROAD

@RamenCatholic Engaging in risky activities like this are how you get a Paul Ryan #monsterdon

Use dynamite to fish long enough and the fish will evolve a way to survive... and then some. A cautionary tale relevant to all our lives, I'm sure.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🛥️ TRIVIA BOG 🐸🐊🦎🐍

Film production in Wisconsin reached a nadir during the 1970s

The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
Bog (1979)

#Bog

#monsterdon I’m about 5 minutes into the opening credits. They paid for the song so by golly they’re gonna use the whole dang song.

Haven’t seen a monster yet. My moneys on some watery tart.

"He uses a DuPont lure for his fish.…Dynamite." Ah, the '70's.

#Monsterdon

This is the weak-ass kind of Kaiju you get when you dynamite a swamp instead of nuking the Pacific.

#monsterdon #bog

ah, the Bog Monster that stalks station wagons. #monsterdon

Product placement for DuPont???

#Monsterdon

DuPont Lure 🥴

no wonder the bog is pissed af
#monsterdon

big "murdered my wife" energy fellas

#monsterdon

Ok a touch late. Unfortunately way too fucking bright to use the projector. #monsterdon

Ok dere, well, doncha know, let's just scoot over to da Dells and have a nice time, we can hit the Mars Cheese Castle on the way home dere

#monsterdon

"And take that ridiculous thing off!"

(removes mustache)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon yeah, Brad, I got like 25 guys out lookin' for them.

…

Suuuuure you do, sheriff.

MYSTERIOUS SCREAMING LADY #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lake Monster? Nessie Rival??? :blobaww:

“Nothng out here’s gonna hurt you”… Scream! #Monsterdon

“I’d give my eye teeth to know…”

Those don’t seem very valuable.

#Monsterdon

What the heck are "eyeteeth" anyway and who want them even if you had them to give

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

You're not sorry. #Monsterdon

FYI - this was filmed in Wisconsin.

#Monsterdon

@heathen_cat you've just described this entire movie so far, I can hang up my shitposting thread we're done everyone #monsterdon

More undercooked pork specimens of the 1970s. #Monsterdon

(I'm a bit behind) Seems like a bit of an overreaction to opening a beer cam

#Monsterdon

You did something with the boat. What did you do with the boat. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE BOAT, MARIO?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Looking at these meatheads I'd much rather be watching the Super Mario TV show.

jinx, @trixter
#monsterdon

THE BOG STOLE YOUR BABES

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Mm-mmm. Junior Mints and a 99-cent fruit punch (that was on sale for 79 cents).

#Monsterdon

Oh no! The bog is in the trees!

#monsterdon
#Bog

oh hey! we've seen all the footage in the trailer now. #monsterdon

didn't trash the car 😔
#monsterdon

“No, really. A monster killed our wives.”

#Monsterdon

OK, points for red filter over screaming person.

Count is now three.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

So, where is this music from?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME the women died and their husbands did NOT? BOOOOOOOOO

#Monsterdon

scream was good #Monsterdon

Fire that editor
#Monsterdon

"I don't like it here in these dark woods"

seems pretty bright.

what are they gonna look like at...night?

#monsterdon

Maybe she got a good shot or two with the boob cam. #Monsterdon #Bog

She got killed by the zoom monster!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon BOG-VISION

One down. Three to go.

#Monsterdon

DEATH BY CRANE CAM

#monsterdon #Bog1979

She screamed before something happened? #monsterdon #bog1979

@sean We'll have a parade!
#monsterdon #bog

“Get your ass back to the car and lock yourself inside.”

At least he said something smart.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon well, that was a whole lotta nonsense and noise.

But at least our cast of shitheads has been slammed down a bit.

She has to hold her chest while she runs because she's lost the stabilization of the camera

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@Mikal Depends on how you're watching the movie

Unless you meant skipping ahead in time to avoid having to go through this whole experience at all (often a tempting choice)

...which I don't know how to do either

#Monsterdon

On the brite side, no dinner with her mom!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I guess you should have named May.... uh... DeCAY!!!! :blobsunglasses:

wait Bogs preserve bodies p well shit someone else fix the joke

@jonny@neuromatch.social Chuck and what's his name invited them on a camping trip. Chuck wants to get it on with someone, but he doesn't much care who, and he might have a thing for the other dude: he was all "we could share a sleeping bag... haha, j/k... unless?"

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

It's the Bluesmobile!

#Monsterdon