So, where is this music from?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME the women died and their husbands did NOT? BOOOOOOOOO
scream was good #Monsterdon
Fire that editor
#Monsterdon
She got killed by the zoom monster!
"I don't like it here in these dark woods"
seems pretty bright.
what are they gonna look like at...night?
Maybe she got a good shot or two with the boob cam. #Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon BOG-VISION
One down. Three to go.
DEATH BY CRANE CAM
She screamed before something happened? #monsterdon #bog1979
@sean We'll have a parade!
#monsterdon #bog
βGet your ass back to the car and lock yourself inside.β
At least he said something smart.
#Monsterdon well, that was a whole lotta nonsense and noise.
But at least our cast of shitheads has been slammed down a bit.
She has to hold her chest while she runs because she's lost the stabilization of the camera
@Mikal Depends on how you're watching the movie
Unless you meant skipping ahead in time to avoid having to go through this whole experience at all (often a tempting choice)
...which I don't know how to do either
On the brite side, no dinner with her mom!
#Monsterdon I guess you should have named May.... uh... DeCAY!!!! :blobsunglasses:
wait Bogs preserve bodies p well shit someone else fix the joke
@jonny@neuromatch.social Chuck and what's his name invited them on a camping trip. Chuck wants to get it on with someone, but he doesn't much care who, and he might have a thing for the other dude: he was all "we could share a sleeping bag... haha, j/k... unless?"
#Monsterdon #Bog1979
It's the Bluesmobile!
Sounds like Underdog is on the way...
would've been a much more interesting movie if the two men had come on their own and had to fight the bog monster as well as their own sexual tension #monsterdon
I don't care if its just a gator as long as it kills them
now thats quality #Monsterdon
I too would like to know what's happening
"Chuck! What's Happening?!?"
Damned if I know. May kinda screamed in close-up and vanished.
where the hell is this guy going lmao
#monsterdon
I "missed" the first 10 min of this because I got bogged down with dinner.
Looks like that may have been a lucky stroke of fortune based on what y'all have had to say so far
@blue To be fair, you should absolutely be scared of the snapping turtles, they do not know fear.
Can't rule out that she's having a lot more fun now. #Monsterdon
Squinting against the harsh lake-reflected sunlight: "I just don't like it in these dark woods"
other lady screams, it's funny, May screams, everybody runs to help. i think wife #2 should feel jilted. #monsterdon
Pocket fisherman!
#Monsterdon
That was sudden and disjointed and weird, and not in a good way #monsterdon #bog
NOW Alan is asking what she wants??? After hours of her being miserable?? #Monsterdon
if they were looking for Mei this would be a much better movie
The frogs stopped croaking
The movie may go through a lot of characters who donβt last long, but if theyβre careful theyβll be able to reuse that little boat all the way through to the end.
#monsterdon
Cameraman got fed up and killed May with a fish eye lens. #Monsterdon #Bog
That can is a pull tab and not a pop top, daaaaaamn!
Is this now June?
I know we often "root for the monster" but what is our fastest time to that? These aren't our worst protagonists at all, but they are very unlikeable.
#Monsterdon #Bog
@jonny The men brought them for camping sex. We can't decide which of them we want to die first. #Monsterdon #Bog
This is the most ill-conceived attempt at getting laid ever made. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979
FINALLY.
I already hate everyone in this movie. #Monsterdon
OK, I found the #monsterdon link, but I'm five minutes behind everybody. On my computer, there's no timeline control. Anyone have any idea how to skip ahead?
I gotcher "big log", Chuck.
....what was that dead air?
"Chuck, what's happening?"
"Oh, we dropped the tape machine into the drink."
The creature needs to eat these people and shit them out as soon as possible. #monsterdon
how precisely could this man make up for anything that's happened in the past ten minutes. #monsterdon
@jonny Are we intended to understand anything?
Dark woods, black water? How racist is this movie?
Only british viewers will get this reference but 'Chuck' looks like beloved 70s/80s children entertainer Bob Carolgees
Sadly, he is not, and there will be no 'Spit the Dog'
why did they even come on this trip #Monsterdon
What are these women doing with these men? Let's go Bog Monster
These couples make me ridiculously happy that I'm divorced.
One down, three to go #Monsterdon
Bog monster dental exam now underway
they only put that AM Gold over the opening credits because the Mountain Goats hadn't recorded Tallahassee yet
This looks more like a swamp than a bog to me. Just sayin'
I have to go across the house for the Junior Mints. Let me know if anyone gets bog-eaten by the time I get back
(I'm a bit behind) I'll just call it now, I bet this opening credits music is the best part of the movie
My dude has never used a spinning reel. #Monsterdon
come on, monster, where are you?
so is this whole movie just gonna be an ad for Bud? π₯΄
#monsterdon
Somebody get that weasel off that guys lip!
I can't wait for the bog monster to eat these guys #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon these people cannot die fast enough. Last week was incomprehensible, but at least none of the characters were THIS Obnoxious.
heads I get the sleeping bag, tails you don't
#Monsterdon whatever they're hunting sounds vaguely like a slur so I don't want to type it
Someone left a rowboat at the muddy end of the gene pool #monsterdon
are there any snapping turtle movies? (Gamera doesn't count) my dad took me fishing when I was a kid and I was scared of the snapping turtles
so we've got the fishing yahoo party, and two...people looking for a monster? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon HOLY SHIT WHAT AN ASSHOLE
Wow. Hope these two guys dies soon and messily.
Wow I hate all of these people #Monsterdon
We're. waiting. Monster. Please. Free. Us.
@msh Same! I am at 1.5x speed until I catch up
What in the sam hill is a Muskie???
Ernest P. Worrel would be a better host than these 2.
Did he call his significant other βslave personβ or am I mishearing?! #Monsterdon
Already hoping everyone in this movie dies. #Monsterdon
oh my fucking GOD Tim, Chuck's hitting on you, get a clue already
#Monsterdon #Bog1979
Oh yeah, I gained some followers recently. I'll be shit-tooting about Bog (1979) for the next two hours as part of #Monsterdon, so I encourage you to mute the hashtag now if the timeline spam bothers you. Thanks for your patience, folks!
The brown sleeping bag, what a classic joke! Seriously, what a strange edit #Monsterdon
These women would never spend the night in the BOG in a sleeping BAG with these dudes #monsterdon #bog1979
"These two couldn't get to it even if we let 'em" is actually a pretty great burn
hey, free boat at the VFW convention #monsterdon
These people can't get dead fast enough. #Monsterdon #Bog
I wonder what the monster is up to
#Monsterdon I like how the women are basically questioning their life decisions up to now
why do the opening credits feel like the start of a sitcom #monsterdon #bog1979
That animal in the background sounds like the bat from the last movie we watched.
If you knew your girlfriends didnβt want to spend time outside, why did you drag them out here??? #Monsterdon
"You two are quite a drag." Maisie's getting clam-jammed by a pair of rural dudes with no game.
#Monsterdon #Bog1979