So, where is this music from?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME the women died and their husbands did NOT? BOOOOOOOOO

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scream was good #Monsterdon

Fire that editor
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She got killed by the zoom monster!

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"I don't like it here in these dark woods"

seems pretty bright.

what are they gonna look like at...night?

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Maybe she got a good shot or two with the boob cam. #Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon BOG-VISION

One down. Three to go.

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DEATH BY CRANE CAM

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She screamed before something happened? #monsterdon #bog1979

@sean We'll have a parade!
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“Get your ass back to the car and lock yourself inside.”

At least he said something smart.

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#Monsterdon well, that was a whole lotta nonsense and noise.

But at least our cast of shitheads has been slammed down a bit.

She has to hold her chest while she runs because she's lost the stabilization of the camera

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@Mikal Depends on how you're watching the movie

Unless you meant skipping ahead in time to avoid having to go through this whole experience at all (often a tempting choice)

...which I don't know how to do either

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On the brite side, no dinner with her mom!

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#Monsterdon I guess you should have named May.... uh... DeCAY!!!! :blobsunglasses:

wait Bogs preserve bodies p well shit someone else fix the joke

@jonny@neuromatch.social Chuck and what's his name invited them on a camping trip. Chuck wants to get it on with someone, but he doesn't much care who, and he might have a thing for the other dude: he was all "we could share a sleeping bag... haha, j/k... unless?"

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It's the Bluesmobile!

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Sounds like Underdog is on the way...

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would've been a much more interesting movie if the two men had come on their own and had to fight the bog monster as well as their own sexual tension #monsterdon

I don't care if its just a gator as long as it kills them

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now thats quality #Monsterdon

I too would like to know what's happening

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"Chuck! What's Happening?!?"

Damned if I know. May kinda screamed in close-up and vanished.

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where the hell is this guy going lmao
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I "missed" the first 10 min of this because I got bogged down with dinner.

Looks like that may have been a lucky stroke of fortune based on what y'all have had to say so far

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@blue To be fair, you should absolutely be scared of the snapping turtles, they do not know fear.

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Can't rule out that she's having a lot more fun now. #Monsterdon

Squinting against the harsh lake-reflected sunlight: "I just don't like it in these dark woods"

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other lady screams, it's funny, May screams, everybody runs to help. i think wife #2 should feel jilted. #monsterdon

Pocket fisherman!
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That was sudden and disjointed and weird, and not in a good way #monsterdon #bog

NOW Alan is asking what she wants??? After hours of her being miserable?? #Monsterdon

if they were looking for Mei this would be a much better movie

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The frogs stopped croaking

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The movie may go through a lot of characters who don’t last long, but if they’re careful they’ll be able to reuse that little boat all the way through to the end.
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Cameraman got fed up and killed May with a fish eye lens. #Monsterdon #Bog

That can is a pull tab and not a pop top, daaaaaamn!

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@steggy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muskellunge #monsterdon

Is this now June?

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I know we often "root for the monster" but what is our fastest time to that? These aren't our worst protagonists at all, but they are very unlikeable.
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@jonny The men brought them for camping sex. We can't decide which of them we want to die first. #Monsterdon #Bog

This is the most ill-conceived attempt at getting laid ever made. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

FINALLY.

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I already hate everyone in this movie. #Monsterdon

OK, I found the #monsterdon link, but I'm five minutes behind everybody. On my computer, there's no timeline control. Anyone have any idea how to skip ahead?

I gotcher "big log", Chuck.

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....what was that dead air?

"Chuck, what's happening?"

"Oh, we dropped the tape machine into the drink."

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The creature needs to eat these people and shit them out as soon as possible. #monsterdon

how precisely could this man make up for anything that's happened in the past ten minutes. #monsterdon

@jonny Are we intended to understand anything?

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Dark woods, black water? How racist is this movie?

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Only british viewers will get this reference but 'Chuck' looks like beloved 70s/80s children entertainer Bob Carolgees

Sadly, he is not, and there will be no 'Spit the Dog'

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why did they even come on this trip #Monsterdon

What are these women doing with these men? Let's go Bog Monster

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These couples make me ridiculously happy that I'm divorced.

Admiral Chucky?

sigh Never, ever try to give yourself a "cool" nickname.

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One down, three to go #Monsterdon

Bog monster dental exam now underway

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they only put that AM Gold over the opening credits because the Mountain Goats hadn't recorded Tallahassee yet

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This looks more like a swamp than a bog to me. Just sayin'

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I have to go across the house for the Junior Mints. Let me know if anyone gets bog-eaten by the time I get back

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(I'm a bit behind) I'll just call it now, I bet this opening credits music is the best part of the movie

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My dude has never used a spinning reel. #Monsterdon

come on, monster, where are you?

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so is this whole movie just gonna be an ad for Bud? 🥴
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Somebody get that weasel off that guys lip!

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I can't wait for the bog monster to eat these guys #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon these people cannot die fast enough. Last week was incomprehensible, but at least none of the characters were THIS Obnoxious.

heads I get the sleeping bag, tails you don't

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#Monsterdon whatever they're hunting sounds vaguely like a slur so I don't want to type it

Someone left a rowboat at the muddy end of the gene pool #monsterdon

are there any snapping turtle movies? (Gamera doesn't count) my dad took me fishing when I was a kid and I was scared of the snapping turtles

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so we've got the fishing yahoo party, and two...people looking for a monster? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon HOLY SHIT WHAT AN ASSHOLE

Wow. Hope these two guys dies soon and messily.

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Wow I hate all of these people #Monsterdon

We're. waiting. Monster. Please. Free. Us.

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@msh Same! I am at 1.5x speed until I catch up

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What in the sam hill is a Muskie???

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Ernest P. Worrel would be a better host than these 2.

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Did he call his significant other “slave person” or am I mishearing?! #Monsterdon

Already hoping everyone in this movie dies. #Monsterdon

oh my fucking GOD Tim, Chuck's hitting on you, get a clue already

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Oh yeah, I gained some followers recently. I'll be shit-tooting about Bog (1979) for the next two hours as part of #Monsterdon, so I encourage you to mute the hashtag now if the timeline spam bothers you. Thanks for your patience, folks!

The brown sleeping bag, what a classic joke! Seriously, what a strange edit #Monsterdon

These women would never spend the night in the BOG in a sleeping BAG with these dudes #monsterdon #bog1979

"These two couldn't get to it even if we let 'em" is actually a pretty great burn

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hey, free boat at the VFW convention #monsterdon

These people can't get dead fast enough. #Monsterdon #Bog

I wonder what the monster is up to

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#Monsterdon I like how the women are basically questioning their life decisions up to now

why do the opening credits feel like the start of a sitcom #monsterdon #bog1979

@lapis @Taweret
Five minutes in, you guys are already Team Monster? 😆

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

That animal in the background sounds like the bat from the last movie we watched.

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Director of Cinematography: Wings

what

_what_?

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If you knew your girlfriends didn’t want to spend time outside, why did you drag them out here??? #Monsterdon

"You two are quite a drag." Maisie's getting clam-jammed by a pair of rural dudes with no game.

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