This Yoda doesn't have very good wrinkle makeup. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

#Monsterdon Wallace Fry seems to have gone to the Torgo school of dama.

#monsterdon World's most 1970s police station.

"Do you have any idea what you're implying" people usually know what they're implying, Frank, that's kind of the whole idea

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

DO NOT LOOK INTO THE BARREL, JACKASS

you deserve to be eaten.

#monsterdon

deeply embedded in your process maybe

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Oh shit, she really said Dracula 😂😂😂

#Monsterdon #Bog

That's some lousy acting, even for #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Maybe it IS a mosquito monster

Okay. She can stop talking. Make something happen.

#Monsterdon

Barney Fife with a moostachio
#monsterdon

Ah, the obligatory "filmmakers know a guy who owns a gun store" scene #monsterdon

Oops, I've accidentally been posting in unlisted mode, so none of y'all got to hear how funny my mom thought "DuPont lure" was #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "we're gonna shoot the bog!"

#monsterdon this sheriff and the other guy look (and sound) like John Larroquette and Alan Hale Junior got caught in an unfortunate transporter accident.
edit: John

The editor is in a real hurry. #monsterdon

I think Science Lady is gonna win Stubborn Determination on my card. #monsterdon

I probably can't watch the movie tonight, but love you all; someone tell me if it passed the bechdel test

#Monsterdon

Herman Melville is throwing his hands up in anger at being "this 12 magnum could kill a whale"
#monsterdon

@Taweret Bog Dracula is gonna be my band name.

#monsterdon #bog1979

@moira

He's a lot like the guy with giant knees in Manos Hand of Fate

#Monsterdon

No, not a Dracula. This is a bog. It's a Draculeechsquito! #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Enos got it!
#Monsterdon

A BOG DRACULA #monsterdon #bog

Ah, The Torgo has entered

#Monsterdon

"Could we have a... Dracula running loose out there?"

_orchestra sting_

BOGCULA‽

(MONSTER CHOMP PART QUATRO, aww, we're down one man from the search party)

#monsterdon

Close-up cop 'stash.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Budget Torgo sounded like he was going to be a parrot. love how he's the only one putting on any kind of character #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm going to do everything I can to not blame Reagan*

"The name's Wallace Fry, definitely not Torgo"

#monsterdon

Our Torgo!!! #Monsterdon

Vampir bog?

#Monsterdon #Bog

Polly want a shotgun?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Wait, have you tried to buy guns in multiple states where you aren't a resident?

#Monsterdon

@benetnasch Scott Bogula.

#Monsterdon

Still not the bog...

#Monsterdon #bog1979

is this torgo's cousin?

#monsterdon

Kermit the Frog??

#Monsterdon

Wait, we used to have gun control? 😭😭😭😭😭 #Monsterdon

I don't think that deer and whales are the same TBH
#monsterdon

So Wallace Fry's voiced over by a parrot?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

INHUMAN WOUNDS #monsterdon

So there's some kind of lobster claw thing and a hairy thing that hangs out with hillbillies. Makes sense.

#monsterdon

It would be great if there was both a vampire and monster in this. Just a coincidence they're in the same area #Monsterdon

I think the cinematographer was a dentist for his day job. #Monsterdon #Bog

DRACULA! #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 i've had this fantasy of a giant mosquito sucking my whole body dry every time i go backpacking for as long as i can remember, just descending like a helicopter and leaving me like a floppy bone sack on the side of the trail #monsterdon

Hey, do you have anything that fires 0.50 BMG?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Zoom monster attacks again, with a follow-up cut to "cameraman walks the lens right up to person's mouth"

#Monsterdon

Dracula! Running Lose!!!

#Monsterdon #bog1979

At the cop conference, the exposition explains that it looked like the bodies were being prepared for embalming and we're not sure why and also we're not sure how they were killed, there wasn't like a puncture wound.

Next, the two hat boys from before are trying to see their wives' bodies but the cops won't let them. Also, the head cop is unhappy that a Bog Murder happened and also that it happened in his jurisdiction.

#monsterdon

extracted the blood like a gas-station slurpee

#Monsterdon

Dracula? Pfft. That was last week, lady. Get with program.

#Monsterdon

A dracula? a bog dracula?

#monsterdon

Typany sting for Dracula -- nice!

#Monsterdon

"Cops got the world by the ass."

#Truth #Monsterdon #Bog

#monsterdon

#monsterdon They hear a scream and just assume they're in a monster movie scenario?

Well, that saves time, I guess.

"Could we have a Dracula?"

If we were so lucky.

Oh! Deputy makes four!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

the coroner's on this bogpire tip too!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Me: Is this a giant mosquito movie?

My Partner: I dunno, is this set in Minnesota?

🤣

Cop down for the next victim!

Okay, we'll allow that. Proceed!

#Monsterdon

because, once again. ACAB. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon You know what how about we have the Dracula AND the bog monster? Seriously that'd be neat

aw geez not a dracula #monsterdon

@apLundell It was a Bechdel test tease #monsterdon

I've learned from trustworthy (read: spurious) Internet sources that this bog has an unrealistic absense of bog spiders.

#Monsterdon #CranberryHarvestSpiders

@hollie do not taunt happy fun bog #monsterdon

#Monsterdon meahwhile, the bog people!

wait what

#Monsterdon Worried someone is going to use Bog (1979) as inspiration for Monster Smut

Drac is BACK baby
#monsterdon

"Hey it's my wife, guy! Why can't I see it*?"

Lmao A+ acting, what is this

#Monsterdon

*the mangled corpse. Of his wife.

Female medical examiner/coroner is surprisingly progressive for this era.

#Monsterdon

Lady pathologist, and he says she should know her business? Whaaaat?? Amazing.

#Monsterdon #Bog

ah nice, we got a coverup in progress and everything. #monsterdon

They're like "yeah, wives, whatever" #monsterdon #bog

Can Jed Clampett come along shoot for oil #Monsterdon

Calling it, Bog Monster is the world's biggest mosquito. I've been to Wisconsin in the summer.

#monsterdon #bog

"Hey eh, sorry about your wives guys" #monsterdon

Sorry to hear about your wives guys?
jfc!

#Monsterdon

@blue The chief suspect is Dracula, Prisoner of Bog #monsterdon

how did a chupacabra get to wisconsin though #Monsterdon

Ooh. Bog vampires? #Monsterdon

Hey, did we get a Bechdel pass already on this movie? I wasn't paying attention...

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@RobynGoodfellow you're not eligible for your own monkey gif, you know that, right?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

The Deer Hunter is different than I remember.

#Monsterdon

"Hey, it's my wife, guy"

#Monsterdon

Sherrif really does give Doug Ford creepies...
#Monsterdon

ENJOY LIFE
Drive 55

#Monsterdon #Bog

Yes, I too have always wanted to know how to remove blood from a human body without making a new hole. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Science Lady! #monsterdon

"There's nothing anyone could have done," I mean, we could have not taunted the bog

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

I do enjoy how the husbands clearly aren't upset about the deaths of their wives. Not that they demonstrated any cares before either.

#monsterdon #bog

We get a sequence that goes on for a while of dudes in cowboy hats, assisted by park rangers searching the woods. Eventually the music changes from "Lofi Beats" to "OMG Dramatic Music" and they find three naked bodies of the three monster victims. Then the scene cuts to a cop debriefing.

#monsterdon

i cant tell if the actors are supposed to be younger than they are or not
the guys are acting like hormone addled teens and the girls are acting like middle aged wives #Monsterdon #bog1979

I gotta get some men up there in "that area" too if you know what I mean. #Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon "Cops got the world by the ass" is my new fav movie quote.

What a great time for a chick-fil-a ad #Monsterdon

“Sorry about your wives guys” is The Room level writing #Monsterdon

No! Not McWeenie!

#Monsterdon