Okay after their boat safety course I'd love it if they could take a gun safety course

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

golden rule of screenwriting: only one line starting with "dammit, man" per scene

#monsterdon

"See that poster 'enjoy life, drive 55?' that was after they lowered the national speed limit to 55." Thanks for the commentary mom #Monsterdon

my bet? carcinization. #monsterdon

I think we’re seeing the start of a budding romance between the doctors.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Bog remake with an AK47

#Monsterdon HUS NAME WAS MCWEENY‽‽‽

Hey, you should listen to Fry. He's been to the future and all #monsterdon

#Monsterdon If I thought these were decent people I would suggest they're carrying the beer with their weapons because they're so broken up about the loss of their wives

these guys not so much

Drinking and running thru the forest with loaded guns, great.
#monsterdon

"We'll try our homemade submarine in the swamp first!"

#Monsterdon

We're not quite drunk enough to hunt yet...

#Monsterdon

Nothing says unhinged revenge like running with guns and beer

#monsterdon

Yes, science! Break out the electron microscope!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Guns and Budweiser. This really is the 70's #Monsterdon #Bog

You know you'd run faster with both hands free...

#monsterdon #bog

Where do these guys keep their endless stash of beer?

#Monsterdon

Hey BOG! Deliverance called and they want their stereotypes back. #Monsterdon

@bstacey There's a Rifftrax? Well if I survive this movie I know what I should do later.
#Monsterdon #Bog

MacWeenie? Really?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

F for mcweenie
#monsterdon

SCANNING ELECTRON MICROSCOPY MENTIONED

#Monsterdon

are...they assembling a team? #monsterdon

@bstacey Hey me too! Rifftrax buddies.
#Monsterdon

Wallace Fry played by the best actor of all time #monsterdon #bog

This setup looks distinctly like my high school science lab, which I guess is dating me more than anything. On second thought, that would've been almost exactly equidistant between Bog and today, actually

#Monsterdon

Siphoning blood is common among people who want to avoid the steep blood pump fees #monsterdon

What you got in mind, moustache?

#Monsterdon

That’s right. Look right down the barrel, buddy. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon If it's a mosquito monster do we get the citronella out?

Wait I think DDT (or was it DET?) was around and not banned during this time they could use that instead of the guns

Misquotes get big at the bog
#monsterdon

This Yoda doesn't have very good wrinkle makeup. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

#Monsterdon Wallace Fry seems to have gone to the Torgo school of dama.

#monsterdon World's most 1970s police station.

DO NOT LOOK INTO THE BARREL, JACKASS

you deserve to be eaten.

#monsterdon

deeply embedded in your process maybe

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Oh shit, she really said Dracula 😂😂😂

#Monsterdon #Bog

That's some lousy acting, even for #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Maybe it IS a mosquito monster

Okay. She can stop talking. Make something happen.

#Monsterdon

Barney Fife with a moostachio
#monsterdon

Ah, the obligatory "filmmakers know a guy who owns a gun store" scene #monsterdon

Oops, I've accidentally been posting in unlisted mode, so none of y'all got to hear how funny my mom thought "DuPont lure" was #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "we're gonna shoot the bog!"

#monsterdon this sheriff and the other guy look (and sound) like John Larroquette and Alan Hale Junior got caught in an unfortunate transporter accident.
edit: John

The editor is in a real hurry. #monsterdon

Herman Melville is throwing his hands up in anger at being "this 12 magnum could kill a whale"
#monsterdon

I probably can't watch the movie tonight, but love you all; someone tell me if it passed the bechdel test

#Monsterdon

I think Science Lady is gonna win Stubborn Determination on my card. #monsterdon

@Taweret Bog Dracula is gonna be my band name.

#monsterdon #bog1979

@moira

He's a lot like the guy with giant knees in Manos Hand of Fate

#Monsterdon

No, not a Dracula. This is a bog. It's a Draculeechsquito! #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

A BOG DRACULA #monsterdon #bog

Enos got it!
#Monsterdon

Ah, The Torgo has entered

#Monsterdon

Close-up cop 'stash.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Budget Torgo sounded like he was going to be a parrot. love how he's the only one putting on any kind of character #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm going to do everything I can to not blame Reagan*

"The name's Wallace Fry, definitely not Torgo"

#monsterdon

Our Torgo!!! #Monsterdon

Vampir bog?

#Monsterdon #Bog

Polly want a shotgun?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Wait, have you tried to buy guns in multiple states where you aren't a resident?

#Monsterdon

@benetnasch Scott Bogula.

#Monsterdon

Still not the bog...

#Monsterdon #bog1979

is this torgo's cousin?

#monsterdon

Kermit the Frog??

#Monsterdon

Wait, we used to have gun control? 😭😭😭😭😭 #Monsterdon

I don't think that deer and whales are the same TBH
#monsterdon

So Wallace Fry's voiced over by a parrot?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

INHUMAN WOUNDS #monsterdon

It would be great if there was both a vampire and monster in this. Just a coincidence they're in the same area #Monsterdon

I think the cinematographer was a dentist for his day job. #Monsterdon #Bog

DRACULA! #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 i've had this fantasy of a giant mosquito sucking my whole body dry every time i go backpacking for as long as i can remember, just descending like a helicopter and leaving me like a floppy bone sack on the side of the trail #monsterdon

Zoom monster attacks again, with a follow-up cut to "cameraman walks the lens right up to person's mouth"

#Monsterdon

Dracula! Running Lose!!!

#Monsterdon #bog1979

extracted the blood like a gas-station slurpee

#Monsterdon

Dracula? Pfft. That was last week, lady. Get with program.

#Monsterdon

A dracula? a bog dracula?

#monsterdon

Typany sting for Dracula -- nice!

#Monsterdon

"Cops got the world by the ass."

#Truth #Monsterdon #Bog

#monsterdon

#monsterdon They hear a scream and just assume they're in a monster movie scenario?

Well, that saves time, I guess.

the coroner's on this bogpire tip too!

#monsterdon

"Could we have a Dracula?"

If we were so lucky.

Oh! Deputy makes four!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Cop down for the next victim!

Okay, we'll allow that. Proceed!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Me: Is this a giant mosquito movie?

My Partner: I dunno, is this set in Minnesota?

🤣

because, once again. ACAB. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon You know what how about we have the Dracula AND the bog monster? Seriously that'd be neat

aw geez not a dracula #monsterdon

@apLundell It was a Bechdel test tease #monsterdon

I've learned from trustworthy (read: spurious) Internet sources that this bog has an unrealistic absense of bog spiders.

#Monsterdon #CranberryHarvestSpiders

@hollie do not taunt happy fun bog #monsterdon

#Monsterdon meahwhile, the bog people!

wait what

#Monsterdon Worried someone is going to use Bog (1979) as inspiration for Monster Smut

Drac is BACK baby
#monsterdon

"Hey it's my wife, guy! Why can't I see it*?"

Lmao A+ acting, what is this

#Monsterdon

*the mangled corpse. Of his wife.

Female medical examiner/coroner is surprisingly progressive for this era.

#Monsterdon

Lady pathologist, and he says she should know her business? Whaaaat?? Amazing.

#Monsterdon #Bog