@drakakis 8pm central. everything else is calculations.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon This is a wierd scene.

I know B movies need a scene where they explain the conceit, but this is a weird way of doing it.

#Monsterdon I almost got up to pee without waiting for a commercial break, and that would have been a mistake. The Bog Hag is the best part of this movie.

oh, so Mr Bog _can_ eat non-females. #monsterdon

@drakakis It's not exact, but you can always calculate how long it's been since 9 PM Eastern Time and that tells you where most people watching ad-free versions will be. And people who are getting ads will be no more than a few minutes behind that, as long as they started roughly on schedule (which most do)

#Monsterdon

And scene!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Go on Bog Witch let uh... Messie kill everybody

"Maybe I'm dense" No maybe there man. #Monsterdon #Bog

can we just get an hour of bog asmr with Adriana and forget the rest of the movie?
#monsterdon

"Maybe"?

#monsterdon #bog

"Maybe you're dense." Maybe?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

@apLundell
Day for night... Young for old...
#monsterdon

"Dinner? DINNER?!"

* swipes everything off his desk and punches him

#Monsterdon

Great acting von the "organic, living material"
#monsterdon

I like the bog monster’s vocal range. Starting gentle and purry and then getting a bit roary and screechy #Monsterdon

The actor playing Fry is modulating between 12 different accents, most of them offensive #Monsterdon

@Taweret the bog
it's right in the title #Monsterdon

Aw man, they bumped off the bumpkin #monsterdon

"Maybe I'm dense..." sentences never end well. #monsterdon

@Taweret I mean there usually isn't right?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

okay, plot's solved, whatcha gonna do for the next _hour_?

just a Series of Fuckups?

#monsterdon

the ACTING #monsterdon #bog

"My friend, and your friend, she can explain many things!"

#Monsterdon #Bog

We did a DNA analysis on it

#monsterdon

"Doc, what the hell do we have out there?"

"I haven't the faintest idea, but it's there, whether we like it or not."

It's BOG DRACULAS, guys, didn't you read your own script?

#Monsterdon

@Taweret I think we're just getting the agonist #Monsterdon

What isn't clear is that she mutters like this all day and night

#Monsterdon

I feel Adriana was a theater major once #monsterdon

Slow dramatic zoom in...

Then commercial on youtube about AI helping you to win the lottery

#Monsterdon

Ah yes yes the lake #monsterdon #bog1979

I think that's by far my fasted bingo.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

@maple #monsterdon ikr "You must collect five Oak Berries and bring them to me."

is there a protagonist in this movie?

#monsterdon

he's fine, the bog creature just got the clothes the parrots all flew away

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Wow, he went like three feet and the monster killed him #Monsterdon

weird country folk are genuinely creepy though....

....oh well Handsome Pete is dead I guess?

#Monsterdon

We're gonna need another hillbilly. #Monsterdon #Bog

When are the "burial at bog" funerals scheduled?

#Monsterdon

I am Adrianna and Adrianna is me. That’s basically how I sound when passing down the wisdom of violinists pasts to my students. #HagOfTheWoods #Monsterdon

Christ, Stevie Nicks

#Monsterdon #bog1979

#Monsterdon Fun Fact I just Made up: Blast Fishing was made illegal because of this movie

#monsterdon ...So it has some blood and chills for a thousand months?

That's not very bad by today's standards.

Everyone in this movie is the community theater actor who thinks they're leagues ahead of the rest of the community theater because they act so MUCH

#Monsterdon

People come into the forest and arouse it? Those 2 buffoons couldn't arouse ANYTHING. #monsterdon

Somebody's gonna shove a gun in their pants. You know how I feel about that.

#monsterdon

Does the slime in the bottom of the lake offer good back support? Is it good for side-sleepers?

#monsterdon #bog

#Monsterdon bog witch: "i know pain.. sorrow..."
yoda: "...leads to suffering, yeah yeah"

@Taweret head trauma?

#Monsterdon

Viy

#Monsterdon

Adriana you'll have to speak up, there's line noise

#Monsterdon

YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED THE PINK ZONE. #monsterdon

Lady of the Bog, the Lady of the Lake's weird sister. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Lovely photography here.

This is worse than blue-for-night.

Ah yes. The lake. #monsterdon #bog

"Arouse" well we see the director's kink now.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🛥️ TRIVIA BOG 🐸🐊🦎🐍

That's Gloria DeHaven as the Bog Witch!!

OK, the biggest problem with #Monsterdon is that there is no reliable way to figure out when, exactly, the collective is watching. Tune in late, and it's really hard to follow the thread …

🎶 We're a danger to ourselves and others
Bog draculas eat swamp dudes all the time!
We're a danger to ourselves and others
Adrianna knows all the weirdest covers
Ain't nothin' here to harm you, it's just fiiiiiine! 🎶

#Monsterdon

@socketwench #Monsterdon enthusiasts, upon hearing about the bog witch, were heard to say: YES... HA HA HA... YES!

#Monsterdon What's that guy, the Crypt Keeper? Maybe this psychic is his sister

#Monsterdon somebody help me out. What is dime-store Torgo's accent supposed to be?

Slow the plot down...

#Monsterdon

The bog monster has my sympathies, but they should spare Dr. Ginny at all costs #monsterdon

tag yourself im Crad

#Monsterdon

Nammat, Wahatna, Crad

#monsterdon

so, I think Mr Overalls is actually the FBI sting operative, yeah? #monsterdon

Is my internet going to shit or is this effect supposed to make her look like a ghoul on purpose

#Monsterdon

"Ah. The Lake."

Thought this was a Bog movie. And speak up, witchey woman.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

This just in, popular Fediverse watch-along #monsterdon , currently screening #bog , dramatically improved when a bog witch appeared.

@ramsey They flew in the muskellunge. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Adri-yoda: pain. suffering. #monsterdon

This is that Montreal mental health test right?

Can you repeat the words she said, in order, without hesitating?

#monsterdon

Instead of the Log Lady, we got the Lake Lady.

#Monsterdon #Bog

adrianna was in the trailer she's actually not bad

seriously the bog witch is like "this is the analogue horror they're recreating today"

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Rob Zombie's BOG

#monsterdon

The community theater lake?

#Monsterdon

Just a little further.. I'll play my banjo for ya.

#Monsterdon

witchakookoo! #Monsterdon

I see a lot of people baffled by "DuPont lure", but I can tell you the DuPont family started their business with a gunpowder mill

(Source: I live right near the mill museum)

#Monsterdon

I truly do not understand the voice-over choice for Bumpkin McBumpkin here. What the heck is that accent? #Monsterdon

That plaid blends in oddly well with the brick wall behind

#Monsterdon

His blazer matches the tan brick wall perfectly! #monsterdon

@lapis

🤫 Good guess. They will use another chemical that you will recognize.

#Monsterdon

This strange dude took the guys to see the Medium of the Lake.

#Monsterdon

Beers and guns. A great combination that goes great together. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

why is torgo's cousin doing an old man Muppet voice?

#monsterdon

Another one! #monsterdon #bog1979

"Too many come to the forest to arouse it" ...what kind of movie is this?

#Monsterdon

Please, no homespun beefy romance.

#Monsterdon

this guy is just 10 parrots in overalls

#monsterdon #Bog1979

ah! this is Neil, of the Thin Beige Line. #monsterdon

She has strong Barbara Hale, ala "Giant Spider Invasion" vibes

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ AUTO-BINGO!!!

#Monsterdon

honestly it's pretty amazing nobody died on this set

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Coming up next week, the sequel: Scream Bogula, Scream. #monsterdon

Meanwhile, our intrepid husbands of the dead are being lead on a run through the forest by what seems to be hillbilly Reinfield.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@Taweret Why was there Wisconsin in the 1970s? #monsterdon

What kind of creature would have a hypodermic needle as a mouth? Where is this goon from that he's never encountered mosquitos.

#Monsterdon

"Another one."

#Monsterdon