#Monsterdon Fun Fact I just Made up: Blast Fishing was made illegal because of this movie

#monsterdon ...So it has some blood and chills for a thousand months?

That's not very bad by today's standards.

Everyone in this movie is the community theater actor who thinks they're leagues ahead of the rest of the community theater because they act so MUCH

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People come into the forest and arouse it? Those 2 buffoons couldn't arouse ANYTHING. #monsterdon

Does the slime in the bottom of the lake offer good back support? Is it good for side-sleepers?

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Somebody's gonna shove a gun in their pants. You know how I feel about that.

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Man, imagine if they'd made the witch look like this ON PURPOSE #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon bog witch: "i know pain.. sorrow..."
yoda: "...leads to suffering, yeah yeah"

@Taweret head trauma?

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Viy

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Adriana you'll have to speak up, there's line noise

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YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED THE PINK ZONE. #monsterdon

"Too many come deep into the forest and arouse it ..."

Now we're talkin'

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Lady of the Bog, the Lady of the Lake's weird sister. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Lovely photography here.

This is worse than blue-for-night.

Ah yes. The lake. #monsterdon #bog

"Arouse" well we see the director's kink now.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🛥️ TRIVIA BOG 🐸🐊🦎🐍

That's Gloria DeHaven as the Bog Witch!!

...arouse it. Okay.

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OK, the biggest problem with #Monsterdon is that there is no reliable way to figure out when, exactly, the collective is watching. Tune in late, and it's really hard to follow the thread …

🎶 We're a danger to ourselves and others
Bog draculas eat swamp dudes all the time!
We're a danger to ourselves and others
Adrianna knows all the weirdest covers
Ain't nothin' here to harm you, it's just fiiiiiine! 🎶

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@socketwench #Monsterdon enthusiasts, upon hearing about the bog witch, were heard to say: YES... HA HA HA... YES!

#Monsterdon What's that guy, the Crypt Keeper? Maybe this psychic is his sister

#Monsterdon somebody help me out. What is dime-store Torgo's accent supposed to be?

Slow the plot down...

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The bog monster has my sympathies, but they should spare Dr. Ginny at all costs #monsterdon

tag yourself im Crad

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Adrianna is a bog witch!

(Why is there a bog witch in this movie?)

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Nammat, Wahatna, Crad

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so, I think Mr Overalls is actually the FBI sting operative, yeah? #monsterdon

Is my internet going to shit or is this effect supposed to make her look like a ghoul on purpose

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"Ah. The Lake."

Thought this was a Bog movie. And speak up, witchey woman.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

This just in, popular Fediverse watch-along #monsterdon , currently screening #bog , dramatically improved when a bog witch appeared.

@ramsey They flew in the muskellunge. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

BOG WITCH BOG WITCH BOG WITCH

Life goals, man.

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Adri-yoda: pain. suffering. #monsterdon

I wish I was as high as this psychic lady....

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This is that Montreal mental health test right?

Can you repeat the words she said, in order, without hesitating?

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Instead of the Log Lady, we got the Lake Lady.

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adrianna was in the trailer she's actually not bad

seriously the bog witch is like "this is the analogue horror they're recreating today"

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Rob Zombie's BOG

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The community theater lake?

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Just a little further.. I'll play my banjo for ya.

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witchakookoo! #Monsterdon

I see a lot of people baffled by "DuPont lure", but I can tell you the DuPont family started their business with a gunpowder mill

(Source: I live right near the mill museum)

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I truly do not understand the voice-over choice for Bumpkin McBumpkin here. What the heck is that accent? #Monsterdon

That plaid blends in oddly well with the brick wall behind

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His blazer matches the tan brick wall perfectly! #monsterdon

@lapis

🤫 Good guess. They will use another chemical that you will recognize.

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This strange dude took the guys to see the Medium of the Lake.

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Beers and guns. A great combination that goes great together. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

why is torgo's cousin doing an old man Muppet voice?

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Another one! #monsterdon #bog1979

"Too many come to the forest to arouse it" ...what kind of movie is this?

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Please, no homespun beefy romance.

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this guy is just 10 parrots in overalls

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ah! this is Neil, of the Thin Beige Line. #monsterdon

She has strong Barbara Hale, ala "Giant Spider Invasion" vibes

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@SnoopJ AUTO-BINGO!!!

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Meanwhile, our intrepid husbands of the dead are being lead on a run through the forest by what seems to be hillbilly Reinfield.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

honestly it's pretty amazing nobody died on this set

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Coming up next week, the sequel: Scream Bogula, Scream. #monsterdon

@Taweret Why was there Wisconsin in the 1970s? #monsterdon

What kind of creature would have a hypodermic needle as a mouth? Where is this goon from that he's never encountered mosquitos.

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"Another one."

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Okay after their boat safety course I'd love it if they could take a gun safety course

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golden rule of screenwriting: only one line starting with "dammit, man" per scene

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"See that poster 'enjoy life, drive 55?' that was after they lowered the national speed limit to 55." Thanks for the commentary mom #Monsterdon

my bet? carcinization. #monsterdon

I think we’re seeing the start of a budding romance between the doctors.

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#Monsterdon Bog remake with an AK47

#Monsterdon HUS NAME WAS MCWEENY‽‽‽

Hey, you should listen to Fry. He's been to the future and all #monsterdon

#Monsterdon If I thought these were decent people I would suggest they're carrying the beer with their weapons because they're so broken up about the loss of their wives

these guys not so much

Drinking and running thru the forest with loaded guns, great.
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"We'll try our homemade submarine in the swamp first!"

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We're not quite drunk enough to hunt yet...

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Nothing says unhinged revenge like running with guns and beer

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Yes, science! Break out the electron microscope!

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Guns and Budweiser. This really is the 70's #Monsterdon #Bog

You know you'd run faster with both hands free...

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McWeenie

?

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Wallace Fry can git ya what ya want, if what ya want is syphilis

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Where do these guys keep their endless stash of beer?

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Oh NO, a COP DIED

How

Terrible

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Hey BOG! Deliverance called and they want their stereotypes back. #Monsterdon

@bstacey There's a Rifftrax? Well if I survive this movie I know what I should do later.
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MacWeenie? Really?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

F for mcweenie
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SCANNING ELECTRON MICROSCOPY MENTIONED

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are...they assembling a team? #monsterdon

@bstacey Hey me too! Rifftrax buddies.
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Wallace Fry played by the best actor of all time #monsterdon #bog

This setup looks distinctly like my high school science lab, which I guess is dating me more than anything. On second thought, that would've been almost exactly equidistant between Bog and today, actually

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Siphoning blood is common among people who want to avoid the steep blood pump fees #monsterdon

What you got in mind, moustache?

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That’s right. Look right down the barrel, buddy. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon If it's a mosquito monster do we get the citronella out?

Wait I think DDT (or was it DET?) was around and not banned during this time they could use that instead of the guns

Misquotes get big at the bog
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