#monsterdon ...Is he alive for this makeout?

She’s got a point. Who would believe an old hag of the woods?#Monsterdon

look, they paid for the rights of ONE SONG, they've got to make the most of it. #monsterdon

Bog witch and claw monster clearly have the moral high ground

#monsterdon

I love a movie soundtrack that's just the one song played several times. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

He probably smells like a miasma of Old Spice, Ben Gay and formaldehyde. #Monsterdon #Bog

Swamp Hag & Bog Dracula buddy cop film!!

#Monsterdon #Bog

And then the bog monster bursts through the wall like the Kool Aid man!

#Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon oh hell no I did not sign up for old 70s people sex.

I CAN’T with this movie’s soundrack

#monsterdon #bog1979

Adriana could do the voiceover for Calgon shampoo commercials #monsterdon

There’s someone for everyone. And sometimes that someone is an ancient bog monster #Monsterdon

🎵 bog with meee 🎶 #monsterdon #bog

@sean lol, the "ballin'" 70s

#Monsterdon
#bog1979

You want to change being a widower? Maybe the bog monster can bring your wife back

#monsterdon
#Bog

I have to admit, I love, love, love seeing middle-aged/older people finding romance in movies. Very underrepresented #Monsterdon

come on, monster, where are you? we need you

#monsterdon

are people supposed to like this?

#monsterdon

we have now unlocked: Specimen Quest. #monsterdon

uh, guys

guys

are you stuck?

braces interlocked?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

A romantic scene between 50 year olds?
Movie were you based upon a book by that guy who wrote all the Giant Crab books?
#Monsterdon #Bog

:unsure_fry: is that Hopper's cabin? #monsterdon

I'm a Northern Exposure fan, so I can't pretend like date night in a rustic cabin where the mouth apparatus of bloodsucking animals is discussed isn't a teeny bit charming

#monsterdon

#monsterdon This cop acting in the same scene as these women is fourth wall breaking.

So the wager is up to eyeteeth and your bottom dollar. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Many dead by an unknown monster -- TIME TO GET IT ON!!!!!

#Monsterdon

I love how many scientific conclusions the unbothered scientist at the high school makeshift lab can achieve in such a short timespan and with the equipment she has. Imagine that woman at CERN. #monsterdon #bog1979

"Jenny, I suppose this isn't the best time to talk about other things..."

"What other things?"

"Us."

"I don't mind!"

BECAUSE HONESTLY, my dude, this'll be more coherent dialogue than the spouting off about bog draculas we were just doing, amirite?

<cue the Love Theme From Bog>

#Monsterdon

"Deepthroat nightstick"

Is there some secret cop kink subtext I'm missing?

Now they're talking about sucking the juices out...

🤔

#Monsterdon

...this is just a REALLY BIG MOSQUITO, isn't it. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "You mean there are bugs big enough to eat people?"

as my partner pointed out, sure… if it's set in Minnesota.

Yeah that guy's getting Draculaed. #monsterdon

some asmr nerd is getting off to this arent they #Monsterdon #bog1979

Can Brad die next?
#Monsterdon

Oh noooo are they playing the opening song in the background?

#monsterdon #bog1979

He’s not making a move on Ginny now, is he?

Dang it

Ginny, you can do better #Monsterdon

Fun to know that they criticized dynamite fishing and then very obviously blew up an actual bog.

#Monsterdon

From the trailer so far, any monster movie where the locals seem to think fighting a water borne gill monster with water hoses, is a good idea, is one I gotta see :-D

#monsterdon #bog

Wait. It's the 70's are they gonna ball? #Monsterdon #Bog

there better not be 70s people sex in this movie

#monsterdon

Spiders do not have stylet- or hypodermic-like mouthparts, actually. They have sharp fangs for injecting venom, but their mouth is basically just a hole attached to a sucking stomach. I'm writing this rather than pay attention to this horrific love scene

#Monsterdon

Off the shoulder autopsy blouse, nice.

#Monsterdon

"What kind of a monster would have a hypodermic needle for a mouth?"

Is... is the bog monster a giant mosquito??

Or a weevil?!?!?

#monsterdon

I am hoping for a Bechdel test pass involving Adriana and Ginny. Life goals #monsterdon

A hyperdermic nurdle bog monster and a growing stack of mysteriously dead boaters isn't going to stop the scientists from finding love

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@drakakis Like, right now the "official" progress is 31 minutes in

#Monsterdon

Are they gonna ball?

#Monsterdon #Bog

Jeanine... I suppose this isn't the best time to talk about other things, but... have you considered your car's extended warranty?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Is that 70's sex music. Are these two gonna get it on? #Monsterdon #Bog

I want a Bog Witch sleep app #monsterdon

Was that closeup really necessary?

#Monsterdon

god, the 70s, when scientists thought all the organisms were known.

#monsterdon

Oh good, my grandparents are gonna fuck now, aren’t they?

#Monsterdon

"They're breeding bugs big enough to eat people?!?"

Not my thing, but sure.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@drakakis 8pm central. everything else is calculations.

#monsterdon

"Let's get drunk to really understand this problem"

sometimes it works

#Monsterdon

Hypodeemic Nerdle -- love it!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon This is a wierd scene.

I know B movies need a scene where they explain the conceit, but this is a weird way of doing it.

#Monsterdon I almost got up to pee without waiting for a commercial break, and that would have been a mistake. The Bog Hag is the best part of this movie.

oh, so Mr Bog _can_ eat non-females. #monsterdon

@drakakis It's not exact, but you can always calculate how long it's been since 9 PM Eastern Time and that tells you where most people watching ad-free versions will be. And people who are getting ads will be no more than a few minutes behind that, as long as they started roughly on schedule (which most do)

#Monsterdon

And scene!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Go on Bog Witch let uh... Messie kill everybody

"Maybe I'm dense" No maybe there man. #Monsterdon #Bog

can we just get an hour of bog asmr with Adriana and forget the rest of the movie?
#monsterdon

"Maybe"?

#monsterdon #bog

"Maybe you're dense." Maybe?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

@apLundell
Day for night... Young for old...
#monsterdon

"Dinner? DINNER?!"

* swipes everything off his desk and punches him

#Monsterdon

Great acting von the "organic, living material"
#monsterdon

The actor playing Fry is modulating between 12 different accents, most of them offensive #Monsterdon

I like the bog monster’s vocal range. Starting gentle and purry and then getting a bit roary and screechy #Monsterdon

@Taweret the bog
it's right in the title #Monsterdon

Aw man, they bumped off the bumpkin #monsterdon

"Maybe I'm dense..." sentences never end well. #monsterdon

@Taweret I mean there usually isn't right?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

okay, plot's solved, whatcha gonna do for the next _hour_?

just a Series of Fuckups?

#monsterdon

the ACTING #monsterdon #bog

"My friend, and your friend, she can explain many things!"

#Monsterdon #Bog

We did a DNA analysis on it

#monsterdon

"Doc, what the hell do we have out there?"

"I haven't the faintest idea, but it's there, whether we like it or not."

It's BOG DRACULAS, guys, didn't you read your own script?

#Monsterdon

@Taweret I think we're just getting the agonist #Monsterdon

What isn't clear is that she mutters like this all day and night

#Monsterdon

I really care not for the scientific detective scenes of this movie....

#Monsterdon

I feel Adriana was a theater major once #monsterdon

Slow dramatic zoom in...

Then commercial on youtube about AI helping you to win the lottery

#Monsterdon

Ah yes yes the lake #monsterdon #bog1979

@maple #monsterdon ikr "You must collect five Oak Berries and bring them to me."

I think that's by far my fasted bingo.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

is there a protagonist in this movie?

#monsterdon

I like this Adrianna lady. She is the only one I hope doesn't get eaten so far TBH #Monsterdon

he's fine, the bog creature just got the clothes the parrots all flew away

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Wow, he went like three feet and the monster killed him #Monsterdon

weird country folk are genuinely creepy though....

....oh well Handsome Pete is dead I guess?

#Monsterdon

Dude’s in camo. #Monsterdon

Wait. Why does the Torgo kinda look like Stephen King?
#Monsterdon #Bog

We're gonna need another hillbilly. #Monsterdon #Bog

When are the "burial at bog" funerals scheduled?

#Monsterdon

I am Adrianna and Adrianna is me. That’s basically how I sound when passing down the wisdom of violinists pasts to my students. #HagOfTheWoods #Monsterdon

Christ, Stevie Nicks

#Monsterdon #bog1979