#Monsterdon

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I hope that's just a coke.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

When they kiss you know she's imagining what it's like to have an organic siphon go down into the aorta #monsterdon

#monsterdon And tell the milkman, no more cheese!

"They don't make films like 'Bog' anymore and for that we can all be grateful." -John Kenneth Muir in the book 'Horror Films of the 1970s' #Monsterdon

aww, it didn't even end with Science Lady suddenly dying. #monsterdon

Wtf is happening? Are we watching Love American Style?
#monsterdon

I'm betting they added some gin to those coffee cups

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

That's not old people kissing in dramatic lighting with soft focus, those two are actually only 26 years old. It's all the smoking, drinking, cocaine, and disco that makes them look that way.

#Monsterdon #Bog

Aw did Adriana give away the secret of the bog monster? Way to spoil the fun

I guess I can't blame her for wanting to get this movie over with

#Monsterdon

"Why don't you two get cleaned up and have a Big Breakfast at Denny's."
#Monsterdon #Bog

COFFEE!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

In the 70s that’s how olds made with the lovemaking.

#Monsterdon

I had a few of those plaid skirts, and NGL I would love to wear them today! #Monsterdon

"We haven't the foggiest idea what this thing is..."

DONCHA MEAN BOGGIEST

ar ar ar ar

#Monsterdon

"We didn't teach this sort of lunacy in medical school either," yeah well think how much better prepared you'd be right now if Bog Monsters 360 had been on the curriculum

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

These guys are really into explosives. #Monsterdon

"we already paid for the set, sure, pour more time into the smooching"

#monsterdon

"Department of Marine Research" ... thought that was the morgue ...

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Well geez, show me SOMETHING one more time...
sheesh

#Monsterdon

Ok, we get it, they bone, please move on #monsterdon #bog

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net If only we had this kind of funding today!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@RobynGoodfellow Gay mafia.

#monsterdon #Bog1979

I'm old and this is like watching my parents.... arrrgh

#Monsterdon #bog1979

#Monsterdon is she mouthing along to the song?

"Look like"? You think this movie has the budget to *show* the monster?

#monsterdon #bog

SNOWMOBILE TRAILS! This could have been a winter movie with a Yeti! We was robbed.
#Monsterdon #Bog

Why are these two STILL ALIVE!? #Monsterdon #Bog

department of marine research

as one finds in every small lake town

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Doesn't the monster kill older people who are having sex or is that just teens? Why is there age discrimination?

#Monsterdon

Does my Rifftrax version not have the greasy 70s sex scene everyone's tooting about?

#Monsterdon

Yeah, just turn that last stage light off. We don't need to see this. At least the 80s got gratuitous love scenes... better than this. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

less kissing, more monstering

#Monsterdon

i think i just puked in my mouth...

#Monsterdon #bog1979

oh good, a "lovemaking" scene

#monsterdon

I liked watching Ginny better when she was Explaining A Science #Monsterdon

… ok overlong romantic scene #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon is… is this scene ever going to end? Is there still a world outside of this scene?

that's right, Acceptable Widow to make a Science Couple. #monsterdon

the thing getting me through this scene is imagining that Legally Distinct Anne Murray is in the room out of frame singing diagetically #Monsterdon

🎶 ONLY LOOOOVE PADS THE FIIIIILM 🎶

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the love theme from the bog (1979)

This "love" scene is the definition of "cringe". Even more, it's "chringe"
#monsterdon

... and it's an extended, musical sequence. Aaahhhhh ...

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Wait is she singing along with the love theme while making out?
#Monsterdon #Bog

There really is nothing like close up middle aged love. I regret watching on the big TV

#Monsterdon

When do we send Deputy Mustache into the bog maw?

#Monsterdon

The kissing is going on way too long, movie. No thank you!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Mmm bog pickles.

#Monsterdon

I wonder whether the 10 parrots have found their overalls again yet

#monsterdon #Bog1979

#TeamHose #monsterdon

Dear Beloved,

we're gathered here today in this Fediverse to join this couple and this bog monster in ARRRRSSGGGGHHHHH! [dies]

#monsterdon #bog

#monsterdon ...Is he alive for this makeout?

She’s got a point. Who would believe an old hag of the woods?#Monsterdon

look, they paid for the rights of ONE SONG, they've got to make the most of it. #monsterdon

Bog witch and claw monster clearly have the moral high ground

#monsterdon

I love a movie soundtrack that's just the one song played several times. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

He probably smells like a miasma of Old Spice, Ben Gay and formaldehyde. #Monsterdon #Bog

Swamp Hag & Bog Dracula buddy cop film!!

#Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon oh hell no I did not sign up for old 70s people sex.

And then the bog monster bursts through the wall like the Kool Aid man!

#Monsterdon #Bog

I CAN’T with this movie’s soundrack

#monsterdon #bog1979

Adriana could do the voiceover for Calgon shampoo commercials #monsterdon

There’s someone for everyone. And sometimes that someone is an ancient bog monster #Monsterdon

🎵 bog with meee 🎶 #monsterdon #bog

@sean lol, the "ballin'" 70s

#Monsterdon
#bog1979

You want to change being a widower? Maybe the bog monster can bring your wife back

#monsterdon
#Bog

I have to admit, I love, love, love seeing middle-aged/older people finding romance in movies. Very underrepresented #Monsterdon

are people supposed to like this?

#monsterdon

we have now unlocked: Specimen Quest. #monsterdon

uh, guys

guys

are you stuck?

braces interlocked?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

:unsure_fry: is that Hopper's cabin? #monsterdon

A romantic scene between 50 year olds?
Movie were you based upon a book by that guy who wrote all the Giant Crab books?
#Monsterdon #Bog

I'm a Northern Exposure fan, so I can't pretend like date night in a rustic cabin where the mouth apparatus of bloodsucking animals is discussed isn't a teeny bit charming

#monsterdon

So the wager is up to eyeteeth and your bottom dollar. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

#monsterdon This cop acting in the same scene as these women is fourth wall breaking.

Many dead by an unknown monster -- TIME TO GET IT ON!!!!!

#Monsterdon

"Deepthroat nightstick"

Is there some secret cop kink subtext I'm missing?

Now they're talking about sucking the juices out...

🤔

#Monsterdon

I love how many scientific conclusions the unbothered scientist at the high school makeshift lab can achieve in such a short timespan and with the equipment she has. Imagine that woman at CERN. #monsterdon #bog1979

"Jenny, I suppose this isn't the best time to talk about other things..."

"What other things?"

"Us."

"I don't mind!"

BECAUSE HONESTLY, my dude, this'll be more coherent dialogue than the spouting off about bog draculas we were just doing, amirite?

<cue the Love Theme From Bog>

#Monsterdon

...this is just a REALLY BIG MOSQUITO, isn't it. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "You mean there are bugs big enough to eat people?"

as my partner pointed out, sure… if it's set in Minnesota.

Yeah that guy's getting Draculaed. #monsterdon

Can Brad die next?
#Monsterdon

some asmr nerd is getting off to this arent they #Monsterdon #bog1979

He’s not making a move on Ginny now, is he?

Dang it

Ginny, you can do better #Monsterdon

Fun to know that they criticized dynamite fishing and then very obviously blew up an actual bog.

#Monsterdon

From the trailer so far, any monster movie where the locals seem to think fighting a water borne gill monster with water hoses, is a good idea, is one I gotta see :-D

#monsterdon #bog

Wait. It's the 70's are they gonna ball? #Monsterdon #Bog

Spiders do not have stylet- or hypodermic-like mouthparts, actually. They have sharp fangs for injecting venom, but their mouth is basically just a hole attached to a sucking stomach. I'm writing this rather than pay attention to this horrific love scene

#Monsterdon

Off the shoulder autopsy blouse, nice.

#Monsterdon

I am hoping for a Bechdel test pass involving Adriana and Ginny. Life goals #monsterdon

A hyperdermic nurdle bog monster and a growing stack of mysteriously dead boaters isn't going to stop the scientists from finding love

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@drakakis Like, right now the "official" progress is 31 minutes in

#Monsterdon

Are they gonna ball?

#Monsterdon #Bog

Is that 70's sex music. Are these two gonna get it on? #Monsterdon #Bog

I want a Bog Witch sleep app #monsterdon

Was that closeup really necessary?

#Monsterdon

god, the 70s, when scientists thought all the organisms were known.

#monsterdon

Oh good, my grandparents are gonna fuck now, aren’t they?

#Monsterdon