The Bog Witch isn't in a good movie, but she's in a much better movie. I hope she played one of the three witches in Macbeth sometime.
#Monsterdon #Bog #TeamBogWitch #TheScottishPlay
The husbands are suddenly taking their wifes' deaths pretty calmly.
Yeah, send Corky out there...
meanwhile in a completely different lake
If he was Wile E Coyote the car would explode when he attached the wires. #Monsterdon #Bog
Mineral, animal... manimal?
is he gonna....... lmao
#monsterdon
@amyfou@lingo.lol "While you were catching fish, I was studying the explosive."
#Monsterdon #Bog1979
OMG ITβS A BOG LAKE #monsterdon #bog1979
Take care not to fall, sheriff
#Monsterdon
It's called Bog Lake! #monsterdon #bog
You really don't see guys that look like mustache guy anymore, do you #monsterdon
#Monsterdon so diet Ron Jeremy and Yelly McYellerpants seem to be alternately angry and apathetic.
I can relate to that soooo much.
Yes! YES Blow up the cop in the boat. Oh please movie give us this one thing. #Monsterdon #Bog
This is some endurance kissing. #Monsterdon
I'm with the no caution team
Not Corky! #Monsterdon
They cut just as he was rounding third base #monsterdon
@jonny It's a weeder scene, like a really difficult biochem class.
Alan Moore's BOG
@msh I liked it! I mean, it could have been a lot shorter with less "Walk With Me" which I thought was a religious song, but I for one welcome older people who've known each other for a few years and work together well getting to have some romance in any movie, even a monster mosquito movie. #Monsterdon #Bog
Is this a Patti Smith composition?
The Bog Witch has a potato for a nose. And really dry skin.
Couldnβt they just set up a perimeter and not let anyone near the lake? Starve the creature and/or lure it out of hiding?
Oh, well then, by all means Mario Mario, go jump into the lake with a five pound bomb on your chest. #Monsterdon
Old crone ASMR #Monsterdon #Bog
Those walls where white 2 years ago. #monsterdon
@MylesRyden @Lazarou i was so afraid that old lady was going to lick his ear #Monsterdon
the sense of shame and guilt those two have their night of drunken necking.....brilliant!
things go better with coke #monsterdon
"We haven't the foggiest idea what this thing is."
"You mean, the *boggiest* idea."
YEAAAAAHHHHHH
#Monsterdon is that a lampshade or a stack of Chinet.dinner plates?
oh god they're bringing back the credits theme song for a sex scene??? what #Monsterdon #bog1979
It's only my version or the frame is always cutting the top of people heads for you too?
#monsterdon
70s were great, law enforcement drinking on the job...
Girl, there's a crab out there eating wives, now is not the time to get romantical #Monsterdon
"We haven't the foggiest idea what thing is, what it looks like, or how to knock it the hell out!"
Come on, "the boggiest idea" was _right there_
#Monsterdon No don't kill Boggie we need the tourism in this town probably
shouldn't they be planning their wives funerals or wakes or notifying their in-laws or...
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
My first apartment sounds like where the bog monster sleeps
I hope that's just a coke.
When they kiss you know she's imagining what it's like to have an organic siphon go down into the aorta #monsterdon
#monsterdon And tell the milkman, no more cheese!
"They don't make films like 'Bog' anymore and for that we can all be grateful." -John Kenneth Muir in the book 'Horror Films of the 1970s' #Monsterdon
aww, it didn't even end with Science Lady suddenly dying. #monsterdon
Wtf is happening? Are we watching Love American Style?
#monsterdon
I'm betting they added some gin to those coffee cups
#Monsterdon #Bog1979
That's not old people kissing in dramatic lighting with soft focus, those two are actually only 26 years old. It's all the smoking, drinking, cocaine, and disco that makes them look that way.
Aw did Adriana give away the secret of the bog monster? Way to spoil the fun
I guess I can't blame her for wanting to get this movie over with
"Why don't you two get cleaned up and have a Big Breakfast at Denny's."
#Monsterdon #Bog
COFFEE!
In the 70s thatβs how olds made with the lovemaking.
I had a few of those plaid skirts, and NGL I would love to wear them today! #Monsterdon
"We didn't teach this sort of lunacy in medical school either," yeah well think how much better prepared you'd be right now if Bog Monsters 360 had been on the curriculum
These guys are really into explosives. #Monsterdon
"Bog Lake"? It's literally called "Bog Lake"?
"we already paid for the set, sure, pour more time into the smooching"
"Department of Marine Research" ... thought that was the morgue ...
Well geez, show me SOMETHING one more time...
sheesh
Ok, we get it, they bone, please move on #monsterdon #bog
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net If only we had this kind of funding today!
#Monsterdon #Bog1979
@RobynGoodfellow Gay mafia.
I'm old and this is like watching my parents.... arrrgh
#Monsterdon is she mouthing along to the song?
"Look like"? You think this movie has the budget to *show* the monster?
SNOWMOBILE TRAILS! This could have been a winter movie with a Yeti! We was robbed.
#Monsterdon #Bog
Why are these two STILL ALIVE!? #Monsterdon #Bog
Doesn't the monster kill older people who are having sex or is that just teens? Why is there age discrimination?
Does my Rifftrax version not have the greasy 70s sex scene everyone's tooting about?
Yeah, just turn that last stage light off. We don't need to see this. At least the 80s got gratuitous love scenes... better than this. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979
less kissing, more monstering
oh good, a "lovemaking" scene
i think i just puked in my mouth...
The National Guard is busy shooting peaceful protesters. They can't help you
I liked watching Ginny better when she was Explaining A Science #Monsterdon
β¦ ok overlong romantic scene #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon is⦠is this scene ever going to end? Is there still a world outside of this scene?
After work, the lead cop, who I am calling "Mr. Garibaldi", is at a 70s trailer drinking party with the Science Lady and another guy who wants to shack up with the Science Lady. I guess she's a widow for a while and so he proposes and they kiss, triggering a candidate for the most annoying overblown music so far.
that's right, Acceptable Widow to make a Science Couple. #monsterdon
the thing getting me through this scene is imagining that Legally Distinct Anne Murray is in the room out of frame singing diagetically #Monsterdon
πΆ ONLY LOOOOVE PADS THE FIIIIILM πΆ
#Monsterdon the love theme from the bog (1979)
ewwwwww
This "love" scene is the definition of "cringe". Even more, it's "chringe"
#monsterdon
... and it's an extended, musical sequence. Aaahhhhh ...
Wait is she singing along with the love theme while making out?
#Monsterdon #Bog
There really is nothing like close up middle aged love. I regret watching on the big TV
The kissing is going on way too long, movie. No thank you!
When do we send Deputy Mustache into the bog maw?
I wonder whether the 10 parrots have found their overalls again yet
Mmm bog pickles.
Dear Beloved,
we're gathered here today in this Fediverse to join this couple and this bog monster in ARRRRSSGGGGHHHHH! [dies]
The only remaining mystery is how disinterested I can get in this. #monsterdon