Deputy Jensen has young John Derek energy

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@_L1vY_ "Dangit, TV dinners don't heat themselves" #monsterdon

"Everything's fine, but I do have a bit of a problem. I seem to have misplaced the script. Got any idea what I'm doing in this scene?"

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"...everything's fine, but I need a new deputy."

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I'm rooting for Bill.

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Well I guess there's not gonna be any more beer drinking now... Poor one out for Mario and clean shaven Luigi.
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Excellent - they a glob of the stuff!

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I think they need to practice their screams #Monsterdon

90% sure Jensen was an extra in Debbie Does Dallas #monsterdon

Do these people know anything about firearms?

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That scuba diver has never seen an oar before in his life.

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@mmezabet She was an inspiration to Kate Bush #monsterdon

Those guys were also drunk off their asses 🥴

wouldn't trust them to hit anything other than their own feet
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FINALLY

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Well, we can at least pick up some of the dead fish while we look for the bog monster body, right? Grab some beers. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Angry Bog monster doesn't like that his soup was stirred

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#Monsterdon love the dude's implications that wives are specifically in danger from this monster, yet it's eaten two women and two men so far

Does the Bog monster have a crab claw? Is it a giant crawdaddy?
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"...is that bog water?"
"Nah, it was just something left in the fridge."

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

sounds about right

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@lapis@elekk.xyz Despite having a Marine Science department, they don't have any obligation to do an environmental impact survey. Regulation and investment can arrive unevenly.

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the weapons handling of these two frightens me #monsterdon

Well, that's six and seven. No, wait, eight.

Was the Sheriff expecting that death?

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#Monsterdon wait…

Just fuckin' wait a sec.

He has the latest RDX explosives for Corky to drop in the lake, but we're gonna set it off with our car battery?

Like… couldn't spring for the plunger, huh? 😂

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I would like to know the make and model of each of these station wagons but the picture doesn't have high enough resolution for that

You'd think Corky would have been harder to sink

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@davesdogmaggie I'm pretty sure that's the majority of the sheriff's job description

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So...much...hand acting.

Hahahahahahha not the pincers holding the guy’s arm above the water #Monsterdon

AND THAT'S FOAMY #monsterdon

they really do not know how to make a screaming

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Adrianna lives next to an Indy car racetrack #monsterdon

Yeah, sure, just RDX and run

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amazing! #monsterdon

Love this music from some other movie.

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Seeing beloved childhood entertainer Bob Carolgees wielding a gun is something I did not want to see, we just don't do that sort of thing here....maybe your Big Bird packs heat, but not here!

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THE CLAW
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Bavanova!~

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love the back of head cam in the car #Monsterdon

I need to do a whole bunch of dishes and I think I may just do that now instead of putting it off till afterwards lol

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Somebody needs to make everything the Bog Witch says into a weird ass dance track.

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Wait a minute. A sheriff station wagon!? #monsterdon

the thing about backwards engineering a story from wanting to set off dynamite in a lake is: you have to backwards engineer a story

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"What the hell was that?"

"I dunno!"

"Well, something's happening back there! IT MIGHT BE THE PLOT!"

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Let me just jump my car here...

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The station-wagon police car.

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Gonna jump start the bog #monsterdon

You call that drastic? Drastic is inviting Dr. Victor Frankenstein over #monsterdon

deputy corky romano #monsterdon

#monsterdon Walter Matthau as Mr. Magoo as silver fox "this guy" sorry the character's name wasn't cool enough to stick with me :-(

There. The bog stays open. #Monsterdon #Bog

Disappointed Dad face camera zoom in after that explosion
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I love that the sheriff is so certain the movie's over.

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That was quite a ... graceful hill descent

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They’re not going to bother sticking around to check out whether they killed the thing in the lake?

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There goes the effects budget...

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Can we get Bog Witch to say "Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble" #Monsterdon

@amyfou It might fix how little I'm enjoying this movie

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Is Adrianna related to the Bog Monster,she sure seems to know a lot about it?
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No one in this movie is hoping for an Oscar worthy scene, but I'm confident all of them think they're getting a Willy Loman monologue

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Yeah, send Corky out there...

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The husbands are suddenly taking their wifes' deaths pretty calmly.

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meanwhile in a completely different lake

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If he was Wile E Coyote the car would explode when he attached the wires. #Monsterdon #Bog

Mineral, animal... manimal?

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is he gonna....... lmao
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@amyfou@lingo.lol "While you were catching fish, I was studying the explosive."

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OMG IT’S A BOG LAKE #monsterdon #bog1979

Take care not to fall, sheriff
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It's called Bog Lake! #monsterdon #bog

YES

DYNAMITE THE ENTIRE LAKE

THAT CAN ONLY END WELL

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You really don't see guys that look like mustache guy anymore, do you #monsterdon

#Monsterdon so diet Ron Jeremy and Yelly McYellerpants seem to be alternately angry and apathetic.

I can relate to that soooo much.

Yes! YES Blow up the cop in the boat. Oh please movie give us this one thing. #Monsterdon #Bog

This is some endurance kissing. #Monsterdon

I'm with the no caution team

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Not Corky! #Monsterdon

They cut just as he was rounding third base #monsterdon

@jonny It's a weeder scene, like a really difficult biochem class.

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Alan Moore's BOG

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@msh I liked it! I mean, it could have been a lot shorter with less "Walk With Me" which I thought was a religious song, but I for one welcome older people who've known each other for a few years and work together well getting to have some romance in any movie, even a monster mosquito movie. #Monsterdon #Bog

Is this a Patti Smith composition?

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The Bog Witch has a potato for a nose. And really dry skin.

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Couldn’t they just set up a perimeter and not let anyone near the lake? Starve the creature and/or lure it out of hiding?

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Old crone ASMR #Monsterdon #Bog

wait

this is Bog Lake?

WHAT?!

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Those walls where white 2 years ago. #monsterdon

@MylesRyden @Lazarou i was so afraid that old lady was going to lick his ear #Monsterdon

the sense of shame and guilt those two have their night of drunken necking.....brilliant!

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things go better with coke #monsterdon

"We haven't the foggiest idea what this thing is."

"You mean, the *boggiest* idea."

YEAAAAAHHHHHH

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#Monsterdon is that a lampshade or a stack of Chinet.dinner plates?

oh god they're bringing back the credits theme song for a sex scene??? what #Monsterdon #bog1979

It's only my version or the frame is always cutting the top of people heads for you too?
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70s were great, law enforcement drinking on the job...

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Girl, there's a crab out there eating wives, now is not the time to get romantical #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon No don't kill Boggie we need the tourism in this town probably

shouldn't they be planning their wives funerals or wakes or notifying their in-laws or...

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My first apartment sounds like where the bog monster sleeps

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