The divers are planning to get a little Muskie fishing in while looking for drowned corpses.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

I was trained as a scientist and can tell you - scientists do not talk like this #monsterdon

just a run-of-the-mill medical examiner/marine biologist

#monsterdon

For those who need a refresher on the Periodic Table

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSAaiYKF0cs

#Monsterdon

I do not believe Jensen’s accent. But I’m guessing he’s the next red shirt, so no worries #Monsterdon

And now we return to the hut of the Bog Witch from scene 24.
#Monsterdon #Bog

@floatybirb THEEE end. 😌

#Monsterdon

@bstacey

Good movie too!

#Monsterdon

Director seens to have liked car backseat shoots #Monsterdon

"Walking living breathing 100% cancerous (?) organism out there?"

"I'm a country sawbones, not a trained pathologist, like you."

Now, this guy respects women who know more than him.

#monsterdon

Fish skins? #monsterdon

crystalline cancer bog dracula monster really is just one too many layers

everything up 'til crystalline was okay but crystalline just kinda tore it

#monsterdon #Bog1979

maybe adrianna is the bog dracula #Monsterdon

No, someone thought they were pickled eggs - just like the kind you can buy lakeside in Kentucky.

#Monsterdon

@ranjit @Taweret

RESPONSIBILITY IS NOT THE BANE OF FREEDOM! Just a fixed cost in the price!

#Monsterdon

(hehe)

smalls: "are they trying to make tungsten cupcakes?" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Animal Wife Animal Wife + Bog :sickos:

I love how the police know all about Adriana the Lady Who Lives in the Bog, like she's just part of their mighty arsenal of local informants

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

So, we are just letting the kids drive their bikes past the police blockade now?

#Monsterdon

The powerhouse of the cell #monsterdon #bog

Damn ok boy chucking cherry bombs and a wilhem scream. This will be grand. #monsterdon

There was a mining town in Colorado named Molly Be Damned

#Monsterdon

Sadly, techniques for creating dramatic tension in science-based plot elements have not improved much. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

That was authentic mosquito-swatting arm movement, that was #Monsterdon

Look you too I know you fancy each other but y'all shouldn't be getting smootchy in the lab :blobcatglare: #Monsterdon

Glad we just got a periodic table science lesson for no reason #monsterdon

So is it a huge mosquito? #monsterdon #bog

... as befits a high-school science lab

#Monsterdon

Metallurgical cross section of a what? 🧐 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The most unrealistic part of the movie is the chemist saying jack shit about the periodic table when brought up.

@Taweret If we do not get Bog Dracula we are gonna have to call on the artistically-minded in the #Monsterdon crew to CREATE Bog Dracula.

I am serious about this btw.

I wasn't going to comment at the science bullshit,but moving from biology to a periodic table references... Just ouch my brain

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

I guess this cop cars are the same dodge hey mad ethe bluesmobile, isn't it?
#monsterdon

@goinfawr lol nice 😂

#Monsterdon

Metallurgical cross section of a VIB group metal. Uh, what?

You aren't going to see that on your little light microscope. This isn't making any sense, cells wouldn't look that way.

#Monsterdon #TooMuchChemistryKnowledge

@ramsey Well… not THAT word anyway. #Monsterdon

this is Folger's new Crystal Cancer. #monsterdon

So The Bog Monster is Dead Pool?

#Monsterdon

Mitochondria!

(say it. saaaaay it,)

#monsterdon

Just throw every scientific concept into the creature's biology #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Ah. So, they weren’t just making up words.

#Monsterdon

Deputy Mustache isn't very popular, it seems.

#Monsterdon

We're just going to keep looking in the 'scope and talking about what we see, aren't we.

Snuck a kiss in at the end.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

VIB group mentioned!

#Monsterdon

So, the high school lab is not advanced enough for all this sciency gibberish??

#Monsterdon

Ed Gein, Interior Decorator, at your service.

#Monsterdon

that is an oddly specific material characterization by eye 🥴
#monsterdon

Those are some generous pours for what seems to be noon o'clock.

#Monsterdon

These cells have too many powerhouses!

#Monsterdon

Crystalline Cancer, you say. #Monsterdon

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon I like that there's no mayor stopping them from closing the lake by saying it's just a boating accident. #Monsterdon #Bog

The bog is the Crystalline Entity?

#monsterdon
#Bog

#Monsterdon giant moon globe maps were very popular with sciency types in the 70s, my parents had one in their college apartment

"i'm a just a country sawbones, not a trained pathologist like you!"

In other words, I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A DOCTOR

#Monsterdon

@fabio hot take there

#Monsterdon

@ramsey heparin. #Monsterdon

Dammit I'm a Doctor not a ... oh .. wait. #Monsterdon #Bog

Universe, The Giant Spider Invasion had better pacing!

#monsterdon #bog

that's weird coffee, Science Lady. #monsterdon

Oh come on, let us see through the microscope too!

Bog Monster is a walking/swimming tumor?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

This is for sure one of the worst movies I've ever seen #monsterdon #bog

I guess the script writer really likes biology?

anyway, the monster is cancer

#Monsterdon

but what about the summer dollars from the summer dynamite fishers 😭

#monsterdon

It's a Tumor. #Monsterdon #Bog

A blood anti-coagulant? So this is a very wet vampire bat?
#Monsterdon #Bog

I feel this movie could be improved by introducing a few out-of-work piranhas #monsterdon

@strangefour I mean honestly we don't know for sure that it isn't

#Monsterdon

The "old hag" Adrianna, who's like 30 years old. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

"Brad, if I see what I THINK I see, sinister is a frightening understatement. I think... I may have just... found the PLOT."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon yay they're dead!

The Bog Thing

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

mitochondria
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon video file is half over, hooray

We're halfway through!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Oops, phone call... Now no idea what's happening... Oh wait, I had no idea what was happening before so not missing out I guess... #Monsterdon

BEEEEG skeeter in that there bog
#monsterdon

A frightening amount of what in the blood serum? Hepburn?

#Monsterdon

So the monster is the Minnesota State Bird?

#monsterdon #bog

Less sciencing and more non-aggressive smooching!

#Monsterdon

Something in the water? These waters? The waters in which we're hunting monsters? Couldn't be.

#Monsterdon

Oh now you close the lake? #monsterdon

Wait, as if this county has gentry. #Monsterdon

At least the 30-30 was safe on the shore.

#Monsterdon

Hepburn was in The Blood Serum? Is that the '49 or the '57 remake?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

uh here comes more medicine-sciency chitchat #Monsterdon

Was that a beak holding up that arm?

#Monsterdon

Yay! Red shirt guy is dead!

#monsterdon

Bog, not lake. #Monsterdon

More hot science action!

#Monsterdon

awful lot of offscreen dialogue in this movie #Monsterdon

The score is promising an exciting scene with spine-chilling thrills. Well....let's see #monsterdon

iunno, I think I'm done on bingo if I can count "annoying person eaten" #monsterdon

We already saw from the first scenes of the movie that these guys were more into each other than their wives. That's why they're still so functional. They still have each other. And their inverted pineapple, probably. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

This "from the backseat" pov is reminding me why I used to get car sick so much. 🤢

#Monsterdon #Bog

It's kind of nice everyone's on board with the existence of the monster. Sometimes, this kind of movie takes forever until the protagonists really get going #Monsterdon

my cat interrupted the movie by having shit stuck to his ass and hiding under the bed
this movie is cursed #Monsterdon #bog1979

this would make a fun Dark Pictures game though #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I mean, THEY seem to be taking themselves seriously, but they have characters named Corky and MACWEENY.

I mean, how am I supposed to take it seriously?

It's hard to pump a creature full of lead. But they could dump a couple thousand barrels of crude oil in the lake...

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"aaaaaaah!"

Youtube ad break for diet pills.

#monsterdon