It's a Tumor. #Monsterdon #Bog

A blood anti-coagulant? So this is a very wet vampire bat?
#Monsterdon #Bog

@strangefour I mean honestly we don't know for sure that it isn't

#Monsterdon

I feel this movie could be improved by introducing a few out-of-work piranhas #monsterdon

The "old hag" Adrianna, who's like 30 years old. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

"Brad, if I see what I THINK I see, sinister is a frightening understatement. I think... I may have just... found the PLOT."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon yay they're dead!

The Bog Thing

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

mitochondria
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon video file is half over, hooray

We're halfway through!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Oops, phone call... Now no idea what's happening... Oh wait, I had no idea what was happening before so not missing out I guess... #Monsterdon

BEEEEG skeeter in that there bog
#monsterdon

A frightening amount of what in the blood serum? Hepburn?

#Monsterdon

So the monster is the Minnesota State Bird?

#monsterdon #bog

Less sciencing and more non-aggressive smooching!

#Monsterdon

Something in the water? These waters? The waters in which we're hunting monsters? Couldn't be.

#Monsterdon

Oh now you close the lake? #monsterdon

Wait, as if this county has gentry. #Monsterdon

At least the 30-30 was safe on the shore.

#Monsterdon

Hepburn was in The Blood Serum? Is that the '49 or the '57 remake?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Don't bring a gun to a Manitoba Mosquito fight #Monsterdon

uh here comes more medicine-sciency chitchat #Monsterdon

Was that a beak holding up that arm?

#Monsterdon

Yay! Red shirt guy is dead!

#monsterdon

Bog, not lake. #Monsterdon

More hot science action!

#Monsterdon

awful lot of offscreen dialogue in this movie #Monsterdon

The score is promising an exciting scene with spine-chilling thrills. Well....let's see #monsterdon

iunno, I think I'm done on bingo if I can count "annoying person eaten" #monsterdon

We already saw from the first scenes of the movie that these guys were more into each other than their wives. That's why they're still so functional. They still have each other. And their inverted pineapple, probably. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

This "from the backseat" pov is reminding me why I used to get car sick so much. 🤢

#Monsterdon #Bog

It's kind of nice everyone's on board with the existence of the monster. Sometimes, this kind of movie takes forever until the protagonists really get going #Monsterdon

my cat interrupted the movie by having shit stuck to his ass and hiding under the bed
this movie is cursed #Monsterdon #bog1979

this would make a fun Dark Pictures game though #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I mean, THEY seem to be taking themselves seriously, but they have characters named Corky and MACWEENY.

I mean, how am I supposed to take it seriously?

It's hard to pump a creature full of lead. But they could dump a couple thousand barrels of crude oil in the lake...

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"aaaaaaah!"

Youtube ad break for diet pills.

#monsterdon

Deputy Jensen has young John Derek energy

#Monsterdon

@_L1vY_ "Dangit, TV dinners don't heat themselves" #monsterdon

"Everything's fine, but I do have a bit of a problem. I seem to have misplaced the script. Got any idea what I'm doing in this scene?"

#Monsterdon

"...everything's fine, but I need a new deputy."

#Monsterdon #Bog

I'm rooting for Bill.

#Monsterdon

Well I guess there's not gonna be any more beer drinking now... Poor one out for Mario and clean shaven Luigi.
#Monsterdon #Bog

Excellent - they a glob of the stuff!

#monsterdon
#Bog

I think they need to practice their screams #Monsterdon

90% sure Jensen was an extra in Debbie Does Dallas #monsterdon

Do these people know anything about firearms?

#Monsterdon

That scuba diver has never seen an oar before in his life.

#Monsterdon

@mmezabet She was an inspiration to Kate Bush #monsterdon

Those guys were also drunk off their asses 🥴

wouldn't trust them to hit anything other than their own feet
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TeamBogHag

FINALLY

#monsterdon

Well, we can at least pick up some of the dead fish while we look for the bog monster body, right? Grab some beers. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Angry Bog monster doesn't like that his soup was stirred

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon love the dude's implications that wives are specifically in danger from this monster, yet it's eaten two women and two men so far

Does the Bog monster have a crab claw? Is it a giant crawdaddy?
#Monsterdon #Bog

@lapis@elekk.xyz Despite having a Marine Science department, they don't have any obligation to do an environmental impact survey. Regulation and investment can arrive unevenly.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"...is that bog water?"
"Nah, it was just something left in the fridge."

#Monsterdon #Bog

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

sounds about right

#Monsterdon

the weapons handling of these two frightens me #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I know there's a lot of movie left but I'm finding this (minus the sex) genuinely enjoyable. i know that's because I'm livetooting while we simul-watch but I felt like saying it all the same

Well, that's six and seven. No, wait, eight.

Was the Sheriff expecting that death?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

#Monsterdon wait…

Just fuckin' wait a sec.

He has the latest RDX explosives for Corky to drop in the lake, but we're gonna set it off with our car battery?

Like… couldn't spring for the plunger, huh? 😂

#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

I would like to know the make and model of each of these station wagons but the picture doesn't have high enough resolution for that

You'd think Corky would have been harder to sink

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@davesdogmaggie I'm pretty sure that's the majority of the sheriff's job description

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

So...much...hand acting.

Hahahahahahha not the pincers holding the guy’s arm above the water #Monsterdon

AND THAT'S FOAMY #monsterdon

they really do not know how to make a screaming

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Adrianna lives next to an Indy car racetrack #monsterdon

Yeah, sure, just RDX and run

#Monsterdon

amazing! #monsterdon

Love this music from some other movie.

#Monsterdon

Seeing beloved childhood entertainer Bob Carolgees wielding a gun is something I did not want to see, we just don't do that sort of thing here....maybe your Big Bird packs heat, but not here!

#Monsterdon

THE CLAW
#monsterdon

Bavanova!~

#Monsterdon

love the back of head cam in the car #Monsterdon

I need to do a whole bunch of dishes and I think I may just do that now instead of putting it off till afterwards lol

#Monsterdon

Somebody needs to make everything the Bog Witch says into a weird ass dance track.

#Monsterdon #Bog

Wait a minute. A sheriff station wagon!? #monsterdon

"What the hell was that?"

"I dunno!"

"Well, something's happening back there! IT MIGHT BE THE PLOT!"

#Monsterdon

the thing about backwards engineering a story from wanting to set off dynamite in a lake is: you have to backwards engineer a story

#monsterdon

Let me just jump my car here...

#Monsterdon #bog1979

The station-wagon police car.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Gonna jump start the bog #monsterdon

You call that drastic? Drastic is inviting Dr. Victor Frankenstein over #monsterdon

deputy corky romano #monsterdon

#monsterdon Walter Matthau as Mr. Magoo as silver fox "this guy" sorry the character's name wasn't cool enough to stick with me :-(

There. The bog stays open. #Monsterdon #Bog

I love that the sheriff is so certain the movie's over.

#Monsterdon

Disappointed Dad face camera zoom in after that explosion
#monsterdon

That was quite a ... graceful hill descent

#Monsterdon

They’re not going to bother sticking around to check out whether they killed the thing in the lake?

#Monsterdon

There goes the effects budget...

#Monsterdon

Can we get Bog Witch to say "Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble" #Monsterdon

@amyfou It might fix how little I'm enjoying this movie

#Monsterdon

Is Adrianna related to the Bog Monster,she sure seems to know a lot about it?
#Monsterdon

No one in this movie is hoping for an Oscar worthy scene, but I'm confident all of them think they're getting a Willy Loman monologue

#Monsterdon