Here comes Fire Marshall Bill!

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👮‍♂️ I can't let you down there sir.
👨 There's a lake down there.

What.

@strangefour I'm afraid the forensic examiner has moved beyond her expertise level. I mean, she's trying her best. And now our simple country doctor is thinking about the glacial carpet millions of years ago ... #Monsterdon #Bog

A paradox! A paradox! A most ingenious paradox!

(Apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan)

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Don't worry, the bog monster wouldn't hurt bicyclists

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@Taweret 🤞(good luck!)

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They're really "yes, and ..."-ing this monster's biology huh #Monsterdon

"You know the crazy thing that was running through my mind?"

Yes, lady, you kissed that dude. That was the crazy thing running through your mind.
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@Taweret That's a scarier threat than anything I'm watching in this film #monsterdon

imagine having to read this on set

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Worst charades game ever.

#Monsterdon #Bog

Oh. My. God. Bog exposition! I can finally die in peace. #Monsterdon

So the Bog monster is EVERYTHING, except a Swamp Thing/Manthing/the Heap. Not a bit of plant matter inside it.
#Monsterdon #Bog

We playing free association games here?

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So Crystalline Cancerous Snot #Monsterdon

Well, that was weird. Some kind of glitch caused my #monsterdon posts to rewrite old ones.

#monsterdon No vegetable.. yin and yang, positive and negative, dogs and cats living together..

This is yet another movie where the doctors appear to think they’re in a different movie than the other actors.

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oh, a second song appears. generic country music?

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"The are mucus producing cells" So it's a big cancer booger? #Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon it's bargain bin Cliff Clavin!

Who the hell are these guys #monsterdon

The men who we don't know came do to who knows what.

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molybdeeeum?? Damn, new element discovered #monsterdon #bog1979

Wait 'til you see the hot swamp hag we got in our town, buddy. No warts or wrinkles or bog-originated congress-transmissible diseases or nothing! #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Where is the other guy.... #monsterdon

These cuts are ridiculous.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Movie's loading up more cannon fodder #Monsterdon

oh those troublemakers with their bogcycles

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thunderstorm here. if I go quiet its because the power went out

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The divers are planning to get a little Muskie fishing in while looking for drowned corpses.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

I was trained as a scientist and can tell you - scientists do not talk like this #monsterdon

just a run-of-the-mill medical examiner/marine biologist

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For those who need a refresher on the Periodic Table

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSAaiYKF0cs

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I do not believe Jensen’s accent. But I’m guessing he’s the next red shirt, so no worries #Monsterdon

And now we return to the hut of the Bog Witch from scene 24.
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@floatybirb THEEE end. 😌

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A 100% cancerous organism with giant crab claws

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@bstacey

Good movie too!

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Director seens to have liked car backseat shoots #Monsterdon

"Walking living breathing 100% cancerous (?) organism out there?"

"I'm a country sawbones, not a trained pathologist, like you."

Now, this guy respects women who know more than him.

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Fish skins? #monsterdon

I do kinda like the PoV from the backseat of the cars.

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crystalline cancer bog dracula monster really is just one too many layers

everything up 'til crystalline was okay but crystalline just kinda tore it

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maybe adrianna is the bog dracula #Monsterdon

No, someone thought they were pickled eggs - just like the kind you can buy lakeside in Kentucky.

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@ranjit @Taweret

RESPONSIBILITY IS NOT THE BANE OF FREEDOM! Just a fixed cost in the price!

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(hehe)

smalls: "are they trying to make tungsten cupcakes?" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Animal Wife Animal Wife + Bog :sickos:

I love how the police know all about Adriana the Lady Who Lives in the Bog, like she's just part of their mighty arsenal of local informants

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#Monsterdon Is the bog witch a selkie? that would ALSO be interesting

So, we are just letting the kids drive their bikes past the police blockade now?

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@strangefour "He's everything you want him to be!" #Monsterdon

The powerhouse of the cell #monsterdon #bog

Damn ok boy chucking cherry bombs and a wilhem scream. This will be grand. #monsterdon

There was a mining town in Colorado named Molly Be Damned

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Sadly, techniques for creating dramatic tension in science-based plot elements have not improved much. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

That was authentic mosquito-swatting arm movement, that was #Monsterdon

Look you too I know you fancy each other but y'all shouldn't be getting smootchy in the lab :blobcatglare: #Monsterdon

Glad we just got a periodic table science lesson for no reason #monsterdon

So is it a huge mosquito? #monsterdon #bog

... as befits a high-school science lab

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Metallurgical cross section of a what? 🧐 #Monsterdon

no more bisexual bogshack lighting 😔
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#monsterdon The most unrealistic part of the movie is the chemist saying jack shit about the periodic table when brought up.

I wasn't going to comment at the science bullshit,but moving from biology to a periodic table references... Just ouch my brain

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@Taweret If we do not get Bog Dracula we are gonna have to call on the artistically-minded in the #Monsterdon crew to CREATE Bog Dracula.

I am serious about this btw.

I guess this cop cars are the same dodge hey mad ethe bluesmobile, isn't it?
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@goinfawr lol nice 😂

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Metallurgical cross section of a VIB group metal. Uh, what?

You aren't going to see that on your little light microscope. This isn't making any sense, cells wouldn't look that way.

#Monsterdon #TooMuchChemistryKnowledge

@ramsey Well… not THAT word anyway. #Monsterdon

this is Folger's new Crystal Cancer. #monsterdon

Sheriff calling in more people to help him make the situation worse. It’s like he’s on a mission. #monsterdon

So The Bog Monster is Dead Pool?

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Mitochondria!

(say it. saaaaay it,)

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Just throw every scientific concept into the creature's biology #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Ah. So, they weren’t just making up words.

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Deputy Mustache isn't very popular, it seems.

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We're just going to keep looking in the 'scope and talking about what we see, aren't we.

Snuck a kiss in at the end.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

VIB group mentioned!

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So, the high school lab is not advanced enough for all this sciency gibberish??

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#monsterdon Cells at Work! will take care of this threat.. that and a bone marrow replacement..

Ed Gein, Interior Decorator, at your service.

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Those are some generous pours for what seems to be noon o'clock.

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that is an oddly specific material characterization by eye 🥴
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These cells have too many powerhouses!

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Crystalline Cancer, you say. #Monsterdon

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon I like that there's no mayor stopping them from closing the lake by saying it's just a boating accident. #Monsterdon #Bog

The bog is the Crystalline Entity?

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#Monsterdon giant moon globe maps were very popular with sciency types in the 70s, my parents had one in their college apartment

"i'm a just a country sawbones, not a trained pathologist like you!"

In other words, I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A DOCTOR

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@fabio hot take there

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@ramsey heparin. #Monsterdon

Dammit I'm a Doctor not a ... oh .. wait. #Monsterdon #Bog

Universe, The Giant Spider Invasion had better pacing!

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that's weird coffee, Science Lady. #monsterdon

Oh come on, let us see through the microscope too!

Bog Monster is a walking/swimming tumor?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

This is for sure one of the worst movies I've ever seen #monsterdon #bog

I guess the script writer really likes biology?

anyway, the monster is cancer

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but what about the summer dollars from the summer dynamite fishers 😭

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