Exciting 70s Detroit rolling stock scene

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Here is an artist's reconstruction of the Bog monster.
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So they kill all the fish so they can restock the bog with more fish? #Monsterdon #Bog

"We're going to build a blood scent generator. All we need is a lot of blood"

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Wait, they kill all the fish to restock it with fish‽
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Are ve... are ve ze dummkopfs? #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

hokily-dokily!

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They sure did make some soundtrack choices in this #Monsterdon eh?

Movie, I *do* feel like having a drink #monsterdon

"...a blood scent generator!"

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Jesus, Angel Dust???

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Mustache deputy looks kinda like will forte #monsterdon

Crawdaddy has come to steal back his crawbaby seggs.
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blood scent generator????? what
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Bog Boy _needs_ his BABIES. #monsterdon

Closing up the gun shop early during the monster siege? Yep. Makes sense. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

"They weren't stolen ... look!"

They were slimed.

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and now, the moon!

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They get these guys from Dutch's place in the Giant Spider Invasion?

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"I gotta call Neal, those roadblocks are useless!"

How many Monsterdon movies have this line

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Alright, Bog Monster posse #Monsterdon

@Taweret we didn't even get to see the bike girl's drawing of the monster 😢

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that's right we're all just day drinking in this town. #monsterdon

That's dunnings-KRUGER to you!

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This bog water seems quite clear of sediments. They might have invasive mussels. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Someone dropped their arts and crafts final project into the bog? #monsterdon #bog1979

A DuPonte Lure for his fish!
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Oh hey bike riding girlfriends confirmed.
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we're gonna get all our asses fucked up and killed!

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"Not exactly a seed. And not exactly and egg. Something in between. I call it seggs."
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My babies!!! #Monsterdon

TBH this monster snippets and shadows kinda looking like a space pirate from Metroid
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#monsterdon The gun shop always does good business when a monster is in town.

"Every aspect of it must be way out of proportion" It must have an enormous schwanzstucker! #Monsterdon #Bog

@diazona It's the monsters' weakness in "Horror of Party Beach" (1964)

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lookit! SeaMonkey eggs from a Superfund site! #Monsterdon

That’s more maternal care than a lot of crustaceans, TBH #Monsterdon

Pretty sure those eggs are just plastic balls out of vending machines.

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@annathepiper Those aquatic trombones are vicious #monsterdon

omigosh its giant little pincers! it's a mega-crawdad!

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cop shows up, everybody leaves

point to the redneck crowd

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So whose up for some Quaker Oats now?

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Bog cam. Lets us know how shallow this water really is. #Monsterdon

Bog monster has crawdad hands

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Oh shucks, sheriff. What other inspired idea will have you expend more lives? Maybe have someone feel around in the mud for footprints. #monsterdon

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I too would like some good old drawer whiskey I guess

THEM CLAWSSSSS
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ah, this is how mermaids reproduce, right. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon is that snorkel properly secured??

Every self-respecting gun store owner has a microfiche reader.

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@bstacey I don't know or care if that would work but I'm in for more explosions (especially fun chemistry explosions)

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They keep shooting talking scenes in front of the same cinder block wall...

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Let's go back to ridiculously long docking footage. Or Bog Cam. Anything.

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That one guys’ whole job is saying “we got another one” and looking morose. #Monsterdon

Oh, check out the orchestral score on that 0.05 seconds of barely visible monster part. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Yep, clearly a PCP drawing.

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Between a seed and an egg? A seegg then?
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Unattended eggs, dun dun dun #Monsterdon

"you attack with your grabber claw, well I'LL CLAW YOU" #monsterdon

I can smell that bog monster room from here.

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looking forward to seeing mutant tungsten bog tadpoles

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I guess the egg and seed action will have to wait

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Bury your gays?

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Ok, when's the reboot happening? Hey, what are you doing with that dynamite?

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Could be worse, could've been the Kodiak Marmoset. #Monsterdon

oh Neil, you cynical realist #Monsterdon

Spectacular editing of that scuba attack scene, very clear and concise /s

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Fade-to-green is quite the gimmick.

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Alas, down goes Neil. And also Neil's diving buddy? I think? Hard to keep track, there is an awful lot of non-specific bogchompery happening here tonight.

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"Not exactly a seed, and not exactly an egg. A…seeg."

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But do they have 1000 power?

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#Monsterdon wait did they get a chance to warn the divers about the bog monster or .....?

this is some disorienting dive footage. the crew must have had a real bad time with it. #monsterdon

At least the stock orchestral cues are pretty good #monsterdon

@brooke darn i watched the feed #Monsterdon

Ah good, more "science"
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#Monsterdon Literal Green screen

Okay I'm guessing it's like some giant prehistoric crawdad

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I was going to say they found a big cluster of frog eggs, but they're pretty solid for that ... little bog monster young has tentacles!

That's our cue to bring in full size tentacles!

That's eleven and twelve, I think

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#Monsterdon NO! NOT STORE BRAND CLIFF CLAVIN!

#Monsterdon heyyyyy we saw a little of the bog monster \o/

Is that bubble wrap or a very complex balloon animal? #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

This movie's got some great musical stings. The literal ones are only so-so #Monsterdon

Bog yawner

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Got your mask!

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I'm gonna taunt Bog Monster with my extended reach! #monsterdon

"Neil! There's something in the water behind them!"

"What is it?"

"IT SOUNDS LIKE A DANGEORCHESTRA! SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE! Dammit Neil, I SAID SWIM!"

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An extended note that sounds so sour, for a whole band at once? That's pure 70s soundtrack!

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Earlier this movie led me to believe this body of water was teeming with muskies. Boy was it exaggerating then #monsterdon

End Of Reel Three.

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#monsterdon That's all that happened? We grabbed some eggs? We were doing incoherent scuba for 5 minutes, movie.

damn they said they were going to be careful and then they DIED

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This guy's about to start up the entire environmentalist movement.

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Free capsela toys! #monsterdon

Damnit people, clean up your trash! All these bottles stuck together....

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#Monsterdon Why did they have to take the boat out? They could have dived off the pier.

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I feel like the script said,
"Just say whatever."

#monsterdon is this bad even for a monsterdon movie?

Yep, I pulled one of those out of a drain, back in my college days

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Living fossil, mineralized stone and slimy #Monsterdon