#Monsterdon NO! NOT STORE BRAND CLIFF CLAVIN!

#Monsterdon heyyyyy we saw a little of the bog monster \o/

Is that bubble wrap or a very complex balloon animal? #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

This movie's got some great musical stings. The literal ones are only so-so #Monsterdon

Bog yawner

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Got your mask!

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I'm gonna taunt Bog Monster with my extended reach! #monsterdon

"Neil! There's something in the water behind them!"

"What is it?"

"IT SOUNDS LIKE A DANGEORCHESTRA! SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE! Dammit Neil, I SAID SWIM!"

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Earlier this movie led me to believe this body of water was teeming with muskies. Boy was it exaggerating then #monsterdon

An extended note that sounds so sour, for a whole band at once? That's pure 70s soundtrack!

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End Of Reel Three.

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#monsterdon That's all that happened? We grabbed some eggs? We were doing incoherent scuba for 5 minutes, movie.

damn they said they were going to be careful and then they DIED

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This guy's about to start up the entire environmentalist movement.

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Free capsela toys! #monsterdon

Damnit people, clean up your trash! All these bottles stuck together....

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#Monsterdon Why did they have to take the boat out? They could have dived off the pier.

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I feel like the script said,
"Just say whatever."

#monsterdon is this bad even for a monsterdon movie?

Yep, I pulled one of those out of a drain, back in my college days

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Living fossil, mineralized stone and slimy #Monsterdon

It's BATMAN!!!!

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You know, we see this claw at 39 minutes in. I think that's earlier in the film than the first time we saw a giant claw in The Giant Claw.
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#Monsterdon it lays gacha eggs, apparently.

Found some bubble wrap!!

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man that guy hit the gashapon jackpot

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Why is this movie not over already!?!?

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All jokes aside, I hope I go out in a seaplane crash.

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Bog eggs?

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Oh good - more scantily clad victims.

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Uh oh, these divers are gonna get dynamited, aren't they? #monsterdon

woah didn't expect the bog monster to be into gachapon stuff
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Either those are Bog Eggs, or someone spent a lot of time at the little gumball trinket machine.

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Bet they wish they had that third guy now!

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Someone should rate the #monsterdon movies on how many much screen time the monster actually gets in relation to the rest of the film. You'll have some really high scoring ones like blackula and then duds like bog. 😂

I think we're all thinking the same thing - that #DeepRising's great flaw was that there were no scientists on the team discussing their analysis of specimens of whatever the multi-tentacled snake monster was. 👍

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ah! Bikini Babe (in the darkness...) so.

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Bahahha, are those oversized marbles glued together? Classic.

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Dear low budget filmmakers, a scuba diving scene does not count as characterization #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🎵 you're hot then you're cold you're yes then you're no 🎵

something’s wrong. no geiger counters #Monsterdon

15,000 years ago, covered with ice.
10,000 years ago started to melt.
What life was just...waiting... all this time to suck the blood from humans.

Like these two young girls out for a picnic.

Aaaaand YouTube commercial break for "not being able to poop! feeling stuck!"

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@socketwench three minutes being the bog witch, and....?

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Extended SCUBA sequence. We had to justify the underwater camera in the budget somehow, y'know.

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@wohali@timeloop.cafe "What's the viz?"
"They just set off five pounds of RDX, so... 'bout six inches."

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Betcha bog-monster caviar goes for quite a fortune. #monsterdon

I think those are bog babies, which means he can't be long for this world

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Padding out the scene....

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#monsterdon Looks like someone's grandma had been illegally dumping old Christmas ornaments.

Just what #monsterdon needs. More mothercrabbing scuba diving. #bog

For a flick that appears to be relying almost exclusively on character reactions, the acting is shockingly wooden. #Monsterdon

They're gonna swim past a dive team from the Seaview going the other way.

And the dive team from the Seaview is totes gonna fight a better monster.

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Huh. So *this* is Tommy Bartlett's Water Show. #Monsterdon

What was in the Bog Nog they sprayed on him, anyway?

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Rock hug :3
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Whoa. is this actual wet-for-wet cinematography? There goes the budget! #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

#monsterdon Still scuba diving.

if you see anybody with ping-pong-ball eyes, run

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Honestly the visibility isn't half bad down there for a bog
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@jonny They're like the Quint from Jaws, the expert(s) brought in to destroy the monster, except they're divers instead of a big (not bigger) captain. They, too, are going to need a bigger boat. #Monsterdon #Bog

Jacques Cousteau of the bogs of North America.
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#monsterdon "Living Fossil, breathing stone, mineralized tissue, and slimy... but enough about last night"

"slumbering in the ooze"

"I said enough about last night!"

51 minutes in and we're finally getting our first glimpse of a tiny bit of a BOG creature costume! I'm not counting the claw earlier.

Mon dieux! It's just like the monster from Cloverfield.

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I feel like sending divers into the lake is not the safest move currently? #Monsterdon

@mmezabet Maybe there is hope for humanity after all #monsterdon

#Monsterdon do they recruit their drivers at the county retirement home?

#Monsterdon the bog witch's shack totally looks like someplace you'd find a vendor in a Fallout game

The one non-white guy in the movie is going scuba diving down with the Bog monster? Damn it movie.
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Are they still tied up to the dock?

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Cyclists are invisible, but probably not to bog monsters #Monsterdon

Hahaha, front seat driving the row boat. Most realistic part of the film so far #Monsterdon

Exclusive Bog Sub cam!

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Oh yeah, these two are professionals.

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Is it a SCUBA rule to raise the SCUBA flag on your little boat.

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This is all very fascinating if you’d just SHOW THE MONSTER for once. gnah

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A sweet little middle aged romance, a person of color greeted as a beloved buddy - maybe this *was* when America was great #monsterdon

oh

OHHH

is this my Power of Nature space?!

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wait so is he just having those guys dive in without telling them about the bloodthirsty bog monster in there?
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So, the monster looks like overexposed 16mm film? Got it.

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@moira #monsterdon They weren't even riding side-saddle!

Being attacked by a motorcycle?

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I wanna see the goddamn monster

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Just normal scientist thoughts #monsterdon

#monsterdon ...I... I think everyone by the lake knows there's a lake, why would you... okay moving on.

Bog is not here to fuck around with editing "techniques"

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Wait... This Bog monster is a secret ancient monster trapped in ice? Omg this is a secret sequel to Horror Express!
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#monsterdon You think they told these guys about the monster?

Is that why they're wearing light jackets AND wetsuits?

@SRLevine I saved the one I got in first-year materials science because, I mean, glossy laminated Periodic Table!

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Oh it's the tales from the dark side theme #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

I feel it necessary to again point out that none of this movie is set in any kind of *bog*. These are lakes, and the monster lives in the mud at the bottom of the lake. Bogs have cranberries. QED

Okay I might have been wrong

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Oh this guy has a lot of free time to wonder about the last glacial age
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@SRLevine Whatever Adriana's got is contagious #monsterdon

@apLundell

Bog Witch behind it

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#Monsterdon "You know the crazy thing that was running through my mind?"

That you said yes after reading this script?

Vegetable? No that would be a swamp thing, not a bog thing. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

I don't care how wide your smile, don't you ever tell me you'll see me at 6 in the morning.

#Monsterdon #HealthyBoundaries

JURASSIC PARK THEME INTENSIFIES #monsterdon

And now Tales From The Darkside. #Monsterdon #Bog