“Blood scent generator” #monsterdon #bog1979

Uh oh, I hear tympani coming close #monsterdon

20 mins to go and they are taking it to the lab.

i think she falls in love with monster now

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We have bog monster! finally!

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It will be Very difficult to catch it. Quick, use the nets!
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I love how "men of action" are just assumed to naturally run directly through a cloud of blood spray and into the waiting arms of a bog monster

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also, this is literal Pink Mist. huh. #monsterdon

so the monster got bukkake'd by an entire truck of firemen #monsterdon

#Monsterdon so… it's a mosqucrawfish?

"The blood scent should go exactly where we want it." is a sentence in this movie that in context almost makes sense. Almost.
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This is easily one of the worst monster suits we've seen on #Monsterdon, and I've seen Octaman

@ramsey I think that's what we saw! #Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon What's wrong with that siren?

Shit demon from Dogma?

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Oh yes it looks goofy :D #monsterdon

yeah give the stinky boy a good shower he'll feel 10,000 years younger after that
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Finally - the Bog Monster!

Looks like a weedy Pyramid-Head with big googly eyes stuck on.

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Eau d'Bog #monsterdon

Pro tip: do not stand in front of the poison sprayers.

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It's Octoman!!!!

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oh hey it's finally the damn monster after an entire damn hour #monsterdon

Did they shoot the witch?

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"Is that a proposition?"

What she wearing under that trenchcoat...

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I hear tell it's a giant chicken. #Monsterdon #Bog

IT'S BOGSQUATCH

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Dammit Neal!!

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Oh snap, monster sighting!

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OH SHIT
BOGCHAMP
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Interesting move to go from daylit bog monster to shadowy bog monster again.

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MMMMMM! #Monsterdon

NEAL! NEAL! NEAL! NOT THAT WAY! #Monsterdon

You HAD to see the monster. Happy? #Monsterdon

oh, and in the back...you El Camino! I know this one! #monsterdon

THEY KILL ALL THE FISH IN THE LAKE SOMETIMES BEFORE RESTOCKING? What? Why? That sounds crazy.

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So, I'm guessing the Bog monster is a baritone.

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#Monsterdon man, I haven't heard anyone talk about 'Angel Dust' in a minute. Think they have some quaaludes, too?

The bog monster met a sudsy end.

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The Hell with that siren? Did they get theirs from the junk heap behind the foley yard? #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

FIRETRUCK SHAKEY-CAM #monsterdon

oh man, that burp tasted like Junior Mints

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this pollut-o-matic is just gonna make this monster madder is my bet

That looks like the gas they spray on people expressing their human rights....

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The Curly Siren, woopwoopwoopwoop nyahnyahnyahnyahg

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"That stuff stinks what is it?" That's smoke bombs in cardboard tubes. #Monsterdon #Bog

"This plan's gone well."

They haven't done shit!!

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#monsterdon No surprise that the "blood scent generator" also attracted the cop.

I do like the cop's response to "what exactly are we gonna do?"

which is to say

*shrug*

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#Monsterdon They kill all the fish to put new fish in? Doesn't the water kill the new fish then? 🤔

Dracula in the bog?
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Female Rube Goldberg? Good for her.
Her transition was long and complicated, but finally it's over.
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Oh! Great claw shadows!! #Monsterdon

Ye Olde Amish Gun Shoppe - all long guns turned by hand on a treadle lathe out back.

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Ah, the scent of blood. Worked in Jaws, so why not?

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You know, there's a buncha people getting killed, but the conversations sound like they're all popping Xanax like they're tic-tacs.

Starring... Leslie Nielsen!

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Where is Adrianna? The bog witch was the best character in the film.
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Why use Rotenone when you can get all the Dioxin you can carry? #monsterdon

Is that siren ok?! #Monsterdon

haha Pirate's World fire truck with the Easter Bunny and Santa!

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#Monsterdon nothing says classy like a workplace drink poured out of a plastic container

I love her red outfit! #monsterdon

We wanna talk to you sherrff! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Holy shit that old-timey siren is annoying

Meanwhile, abandoned warming up eggs… #Monsterdon

That's some annoying siren
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They're seriously using the insecticides that say to keep away from your aquarium fish, to kill the prehistoric cancer rock-animal Dracula? What a scientifically sound plan! #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

"Maybe we can improvise a vaporizer. Or vapo-rub an impo-rizer."

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#Monsterdon we know the Monster wants to kill BROADS why are we getting all these dudes???

No Broad-shoulders don't countt

Oh hoh, I'll show you a vaporizer!

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@jonny@neuromatch.social the sheriff does community theater, don't judge him

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They're entirely too horny to be able to stop a killer monster made of cancer and minerals

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That’s supposed to be a siren??? It sounds like a kids toy #Monsterdon

is the fire truck broken? it sounds broken

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Fire Squad. In Color. #Monsterdon #Bog

that emergency siren is adorable

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“I think she was on King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime, myself.”

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“What exactly are we gonna do?”

“Very good, men. I’ll see you in the morning.” (The monster will be pleased with my sacrifices.)

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"These roadblocks are useless" to stop a crab monster

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Monster: 'The lab was on fire; I couldn't leave her there.'

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just one good sleep, we need some time for all hell to break loose. #monsterdon

Really. You feel "it's time something should be done."

Now.

AN HOUR IN.

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I bet the Fleet & Farm has a blood scent generator. #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear #monsterdon BLOOD. SCENT. GENERATOR. >:(

oh yeah you betcha time t'do something fer shur

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Unattended monster eggs. Chekhov eggs. #monsterdon #bog

#monsterdon The fire engine sounds sick.

They're flirting over the blood spray machine.

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#Monsterdon a "blood scent generator?"

I… so, an incense holder?

Any moment they’ll be calling the Army, directly, and using the powers vested in them by the Science Foundation of America, order them to bomb Bog Lake from space.

But first…

MOAR SMOOCHES!!!

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#monsterdon See now here's another example, insists on long drawn out underwater sequence but _unlike_ that one film with East Eddy we get neither butts NOR 70s Jazz.

We did get something that looked like ping pong balls but they weren't being used as eye prosthesis soooooo...

@JoeWynne 58:00:00 Looks like the sheriff had this week's cocktail ready to go in that flask.

59:45:00 great reaction shot to cap into a gif later.

We'll get the fire department on it. #monsterdon

vapourise him too

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@bstacey ohh I did not get that

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@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net They're trying to kill the monster so they can replace it with a better monster, probably

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"I feel like a drink, you?"

Monster: "Yes, you look like a drink...of blood."

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@ranjit @Taweret It wasn't under a Creative Commons License #monsterdon

Did we just plan a huge military parade??

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Yokels will DIE!

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Dr. Wednesday?! DOCTOR WEDNESDAY?!?!

ADDAMS COME GET YOUR PEOPLE

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Wait, fish & game poisons the fish in lakes before restocking 'em? And the local fire department keeps the stuff?

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