The old scientist lets keep the nasty monster alive for science trope. #Monsterdon

:tom servo voice:

You have GOT to be kidding me #monsterdon

“Blood scent generator” #monsterdon #bog1979

How does this movie still have 18 minutes?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Uh oh, I hear tympani coming close #monsterdon

20 mins to go and they are taking it to the lab.

i think she falls in love with monster now

#Monsterdon

“I’ll create a blood scent generator in Visual Basic, see if I can track the monster’s IP address.”

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

We have bog monster! finally!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

It will be Very difficult to catch it. Quick, use the nets!
#monsterdon

I love how "men of action" are just assumed to naturally run directly through a cloud of blood spray and into the waiting arms of a bog monster

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

also, this is literal Pink Mist. huh. #monsterdon

so the monster got bukkake'd by an entire truck of firemen #monsterdon

#Monsterdon so… it's a mosqucrawfish?

"The blood scent should go exactly where we want it." is a sentence in this movie that in context almost makes sense. Almost.
#Monsterdon #Bog

This is easily one of the worst monster suits we've seen on #Monsterdon, and I've seen Octaman

@ramsey I think that's what we saw! #Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon What's wrong with that siren?

Shit demon from Dogma?

#Monsterdon

Oh yes it looks goofy :D #monsterdon

smalls: "this is one hell of a gender reveal" #monsterdon

HA HA HA HA HA HA

What a GREAT costume! :D :D :D #Monsterdon

yeah give the stinky boy a good shower he'll feel 10,000 years younger after that
#monsterdon

Finally - the Bog Monster!

Looks like a weedy Pyramid-Head with big googly eyes stuck on.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Eau d'Bog #monsterdon

Pro tip: do not stand in front of the poison sprayers.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

It's Octoman!!!!

#Monsterdon

oh hey it's finally the damn monster after an entire damn hour #monsterdon

Did they shoot the witch?

#Monsterdon

Bloodscent for the Blood Got!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"Is that a proposition?"

What she wearing under that trenchcoat...

#Monsterdon

I hear tell it's a giant chicken. #Monsterdon #Bog

IT'S BOGSQUATCH

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Dammit Neal!!

#Monsterdon

Oh snap, monster sighting!

#Monsterdon

OH SHIT
BOGCHAMP
#monsterdon

Interesting move to go from daylit bog monster to shadowy bog monster again.

#Monsterdon

MMMMMM! #Monsterdon

NEAL! NEAL! NEAL! NOT THAT WAY! #Monsterdon

You HAD to see the monster. Happy? #Monsterdon

oh, and in the back...you El Camino! I know this one! #monsterdon

THEY KILL ALL THE FISH IN THE LAKE SOMETIMES BEFORE RESTOCKING? What? Why? That sounds crazy.

#Monsterdon #Bog

So, I'm guessing the Bog monster is a baritone.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon man, I haven't heard anyone talk about 'Angel Dust' in a minute. Think they have some quaaludes, too?

The bog monster met a sudsy end.

#Monsterdon

The Hell with that siren? Did they get theirs from the junk heap behind the foley yard? #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

FIRETRUCK SHAKEY-CAM #monsterdon

oh man, that burp tasted like Junior Mints

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

this pollut-o-matic is just gonna make this monster madder is my bet

That looks like the gas they spray on people expressing their human rights....

#Monsterdon

"That stuff stinks what is it?" That's smoke bombs in cardboard tubes. #Monsterdon #Bog

The Curly Siren, woopwoopwoopwoop nyahnyahnyahnyahg

#Monsterdon

"This plan's gone well."

They haven't done shit!!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon No surprise that the "blood scent generator" also attracted the cop.

I do like the cop's response to "what exactly are we gonna do?"

which is to say

*shrug*

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon They kill all the fish to put new fish in? Doesn't the water kill the new fish then? 🤔

Shout out to my new favorite character, Screaming Country Firetruck.

#monsterdon

Dracula in the bog?
#monsterdon

Female Rube Goldberg? Good for her.
Her transition was long and complicated, but finally it's over.
#Monsterdon #Bog

Ye Olde Amish Gun Shoppe - all long guns turned by hand on a treadle lathe out back.

#Monsterdon

Oh! Great claw shadows!! #Monsterdon

Ah, the scent of blood. Worked in Jaws, so why not?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon t
You know, there's a buncha people getting killed, but the conversations sound like they're all popping Xanax like they're tic-tacs.

Starring... Leslie Nielsen!

#Monsterdon

Where is Adrianna? The bog witch was the best character in the film.
#monsterdon

Why use Rotenone when you can get all the Dioxin you can carry? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I think the fact I prefer modern sirens to this says a LOT

That's a sad siren. #monsterdon

haha Pirate's World fire truck with the Easter Bunny and Santa!

#monsterdon

Is that siren ok?! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon nothing says classy like a workplace drink poured out of a plastic container

I love her red outfit! #monsterdon

We wanna talk to you sherrff! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Holy shit that old-timey siren is annoying

That's some annoying siren
#monsterdon

Meanwhile, abandoned warming up eggs… #Monsterdon

They're seriously using the insecticides that say to keep away from your aquarium fish, to kill the prehistoric cancer rock-animal Dracula? What a scientifically sound plan! #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

"Maybe we can improvise a vaporizer. Or vapo-rub an impo-rizer."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon we know the Monster wants to kill BROADS why are we getting all these dudes???

No Broad-shoulders don't countt

Oh hoh, I'll show you a vaporizer!

#Monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social the sheriff does community theater, don't judge him

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

They're entirely too horny to be able to stop a killer monster made of cancer and minerals

#Monsterdon

That’s supposed to be a siren??? It sounds like a kids toy #Monsterdon

is the fire truck broken? it sounds broken

#monsterdon

Fire Squad. In Color. #Monsterdon #Bog

that emergency siren is adorable

#monsterdon

“I think she was on King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime, myself.”

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

“What exactly are we gonna do?”

“Very good, men. I’ll see you in the morning.” (The monster will be pleased with my sacrifices.)

#Monsterdon

"These roadblocks are useless" to stop a crab monster

#monsterdon

Monster: 'The lab was on fire; I couldn't leave her there.'

#Monsterdon

just one good sleep, we need some time for all hell to break loose. #monsterdon

He keeps his booze in a plastic flask? How low class can ya get?

#monsterdon

Really. You feel "it's time something should be done."

Now.

AN HOUR IN.

#monsterdon #bog

I bet the Fleet & Farm has a blood scent generator. #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear #monsterdon BLOOD. SCENT. GENERATOR. >:(

oh yeah you betcha time t'do something fer shur

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Unattended monster eggs. Chekhov eggs. #monsterdon #bog

#monsterdon The fire engine sounds sick.

They're flirting over the blood spray machine.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

#Monsterdon a "blood scent generator?"

I… so, an incense holder?

Any moment they’ll be calling the Army, directly, and using the powers vested in them by the Science Foundation of America, order them to bomb Bog Lake from space.

But first…

MOAR SMOOCHES!!!

#Monsterdon