Seaplane lands on lake.

Okay, so either there are many of these creatures, i.e. a breeding population, or the single one has lived for the last 10,000 years since the glaciers retreated.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "you get to drink... from the fire hose!"

This is how bog monsters flirt, I presume

#Monsterdon

She's gonna fend that thing off with a Bunsen burner?

#Monsterdon

C'mon, doc, it's the 70s, you're telling me you don't have a full complement of hair spray?

#monsterdon #Bog1979

@jonny The ichthyologist is the Wolfman of this movie #monsterdon

Batman again!!!

#Monsterdon

Did they shoot bog witch?

#monsterdon

this is a Boomer Murder Mystery Podcast now. #monsterdon

Where is Carl Kolshack when you need him? #Monsterdon

“He went right in the center of the blood scent!!” #Monsterdon

@blue A lot of people on Tumblr would say otherwise.

#monsterdon #bog1979

"Vital body fluids, Mandrake"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so… it's a Deep One?

This movie ended??? Yet the monster lives on... the power of the BOG!!!!

#Monsterdon #bog1979

Well, I am just pulling this out of my butt...but this is exactly what happens

#Monsterdon

The Bog Witch is "very old. Nobody knows how old." *snickers*

Wait, Bog Witch died? I missed that in the confusion. Fourteen.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

yeah, sorry 'bout your Science Lady, but I know how this ends. #monsterdon

Boy, Power Rangers had better monsters. #monsterdon #bog

thankfully they left out the "lovemaking" scene with the monster

#monsterdon

Mind control blood transfusion?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

BOGMONSTER!! #monsterdon #bog1979

Hey, what happened to the Bog Witch? And Torgo?
#Monsterdon #Bog

@CactuarJoe Yeah, just more streamlined #monsterdon

This fish scientist is jumping to some really big speculative conclusions, for someone who was so skeptical to begin with.

#Monsterdon

wait did the bog witch die off screen? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon did they eat the bog eggs? Maybe the eggs are gonna burst and then everyone will die from baby bog monsters

I think I finished prematurely. Ironically because of the seeming lack of sex scenes in the Rifftrax cut.

#Monsterdon

Is this a prototype grocery store produce mister? #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Now you're just making shit up. #Monsterdon

A+ monster, would bog again #monsterdon #bog

#Monsterdon "I wouldn't attempt a postulation."

… a what now?

… Professor, I don't think you know what that word means.

Wait. I didn't see Adrianna die. Somehow that slipped right by me.
#monsterdon

[big sigh] "oh boy, uh"

yea, we're feeling that way too guy, but there are 15 min to go

#Monsterdon

Neil "was a man of action."

"...was..."

Youtube ad for special salt diet.

#monsterdon

This kind of looks like the flying boat in The Wicker Man #monsterdon

Sounds like a lot of victimblaming to me.

#Monsterdon

These people know mosquitos. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *blade blood rave voice* yes! hahaha yes!

so it seems like the movie ended like ten minutes ago and yet

#monsterdon

Those three a definitely going to get into a menage-a-shared-authorship-of-peer-reviewed-biology-paper. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

@maple because there is a god and they hate us

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Oh this new scientist is an old school that guy, I forget his name #monsterdon

are they...rehydrating the Bog Boy? #monsterdon

Twelp internet went out so there goes that. #monsterdon

We want it alive? The blood sucking beast with unidentifiable biology? Alive. Okay sure chief.
#Monsterdon #Bog

SHE'S THE REANIMATOR?!

#monsterdon #Bog1979

The doc finally noticed that the Bog Monster is still breathing.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Blood Scent: Eau D'Dracula #monsterdon #bog

Noooooooo the hag!!!

#Monsterdon #Bog

@jonny release us!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

It is Adrianna's child!

#monsterdon
#Bog

We can use it for an amusement park at the Dells !!! #Monsterdon

They mentioned DNA. Brah PCR wasn't invented till like 1984

#Monsterdon

OMG here it comes.
*growling noises*
Spray foam.
*growling noises*

Don't shoot it! We want it alive!

#monsterdon

We get to see the monster! It was better when we couldn't.

#Monsterdon

RIP monster. He was killed by scrubbing bubbles.
#Monsterdon #Bog

BOG WITCH
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon that's the saddest siren i've ever heard

That is the weakest siren I ever heard

#monsterdon

The bog creature is frosted like a giant Mini-Wheat #monsterdon

"He just naturally went after it. That was his nature."

"Oh Brad, I just miss him so much."

What? We're talking about the sheriff, ma'am, are you sure you didn't confuse him for someone else

#Monsterdon

Oh my gosh, he piloted that plane using tweed?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hoping there will be a happy ending with a bunch of dead people and also more funding towards investigating bogs

I mean, everyone went black-and-white upon death in the 70s, it was hard to get fully used to being In Living Color. #monsterdon

They gonna have a 3some?

EWWWWWWW!!!!!

#Monsterdon

Oh, nice wings

#Monsterdon

Don't kill the bog monster it is too cute and helpless! #Monsterdon

not enough Bog Witch
#Monsterdon
#bog1979

"Our favorite icthyologist"

🙄

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"It looks fish-like." Have these people never seen a crustacean???

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

This "lake" goes from being a small swampy pool to a huge lake.

OMG "Neil neil not that way not that way!"

#monsterdon

Ooh, a pusher sailplane.

#monsterdon

Great. They got a "Well Actually" guy #Monsterdon #Bog

Just me?

#Monsterdon

I wasn't expecting the creature to be so willowy #monsterdon

The sheriff was like Drakkar Noir: a man of motion whose emotions run deep #Monsterdon

fantasy bogland greets another guest

#monsterdon #Bog1979

@LingLass "Sure, that sounds like a real thing that exists."

#monsterdon #bog1979

#Monsterdon There's a monster eating everyone in the area and they're worried about mosquitoes??

they certainly got their Ghille. #monsterdon

It Got Neil. Was that number thirteen? I've lost count.

And the Bog Monster is sprayed down with whipping cream, good job.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Neal was damn tired of this movie. #Monsterdon

We sprayed it with very scientific poison so we could take it alive! #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Neal is the first person who died that anyone apparently cares about even a little #Monsterdon

@fabio Always worked for Hank Hill #monsterdon #kingofthehill

Sudsy clean....

#Monsterdon #bog1979

Youtube ad "the real destination is the adventure itself". I don't know what it was for, since I clicked the "skip ad" button, but it seemed apropos.

#monsterdon

"don't kill it, sell it on eBay" -my roommate #monsterdon

#monsterdon THRILL AS THEY DOCK THEIR PLANE!

They stole from the set of a power rangers episode! :power_rangers_shrug:

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Was it on fire?
#Monsterdon

whooooah that's a lanky monster. #monsterdon

Neil volunteering his blood smell as the scent generator was clearly... working fine. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

“Blood scent generator!” “Sounds feasible” #Monsterdon

wait so it's cool to just let the townsfolk handle the fish poison?
gotta love this sheriff 🥴

#monsterdon

well at least we didn't see the zipper on the costume

#monsterdon

The jungle drums speak. What do they say?
#Monsterdon #Bog

The old scientist lets keep the nasty monster alive for science trope. #Monsterdon

:tom servo voice:

You have GOT to be kidding me #monsterdon