This is how bog monsters flirt, I presume

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She's gonna fend that thing off with a Bunsen burner?

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C'mon, doc, it's the 70s, you're telling me you don't have a full complement of hair spray?

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@jonny The ichthyologist is the Wolfman of this movie #monsterdon

Batman again!!!

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Did they shoot bog witch?

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this is a Boomer Murder Mystery Podcast now. #monsterdon

Where is Carl Kolshack when you need him? #Monsterdon

“He went right in the center of the blood scent!!” #Monsterdon

@blue A lot of people on Tumblr would say otherwise.

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"Vital body fluids, Mandrake"

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#Monsterdon so… it's a Deep One?

@Violinknitter

#Monsterdon has helped many get their life back on track.

This movie ended??? Yet the monster lives on... the power of the BOG!!!!

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Well, I am just pulling this out of my butt...but this is exactly what happens

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The Bog Witch is "very old. Nobody knows how old." *snickers*

Wait, Bog Witch died? I missed that in the confusion. Fourteen.

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yeah, sorry 'bout your Science Lady, but I know how this ends. #monsterdon

Boy, Power Rangers had better monsters. #monsterdon #bog

thankfully they left out the "lovemaking" scene with the monster

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Mind control blood transfusion?

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BOGMONSTER!! #monsterdon #bog1979

Hey, what happened to the Bog Witch? And Torgo?
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@CactuarJoe Yeah, just more streamlined #monsterdon

This fish scientist is jumping to some really big speculative conclusions, for someone who was so skeptical to begin with.

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wait did the bog witch die off screen? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon did they eat the bog eggs? Maybe the eggs are gonna burst and then everyone will die from baby bog monsters

I think I finished prematurely. Ironically because of the seeming lack of sex scenes in the Rifftrax cut.

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Is this a prototype grocery store produce mister? #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Now you're just making shit up. #Monsterdon

A+ monster, would bog again #monsterdon #bog

#Monsterdon "I wouldn't attempt a postulation."

… a what now?

… Professor, I don't think you know what that word means.

Wait. I didn't see Adrianna die. Somehow that slipped right by me.
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[big sigh] "oh boy, uh"

yea, we're feeling that way too guy, but there are 15 min to go

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Neil "was a man of action."

"...was..."

Youtube ad for special salt diet.

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This kind of looks like the flying boat in The Wicker Man #monsterdon

Sounds like a lot of victimblaming to me.

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These people know mosquitos. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *blade blood rave voice* yes! hahaha yes!

so it seems like the movie ended like ten minutes ago and yet

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Those three a definitely going to get into a menage-a-shared-authorship-of-peer-reviewed-biology-paper. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

@maple because there is a god and they hate us

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Oh this new scientist is an old school that guy, I forget his name #monsterdon

are they...rehydrating the Bog Boy? #monsterdon

Twelp internet went out so there goes that. #monsterdon

We want it alive? The blood sucking beast with unidentifiable biology? Alive. Okay sure chief.
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SHE'S THE REANIMATOR?!

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The doc finally noticed that the Bog Monster is still breathing.

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Blood Scent: Eau D'Dracula #monsterdon #bog

"Suppose you let _me_ decide what looks fish-like, hmm?"

buddy you may be an ichthyologist and a last-minute character introduction but you hardly have a monopoly on fish resemblance spotting

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Noooooooo the hag!!!

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@jonny release us!

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It is Adrianna's child!

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We can use it for an amusement park at the Dells !!! #Monsterdon

They mentioned DNA. Brah PCR wasn't invented till like 1984

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OMG here it comes.
*growling noises*
Spray foam.
*growling noises*

Don't shoot it! We want it alive!

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We get to see the monster! It was better when we couldn't.

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RIP monster. He was killed by scrubbing bubbles.
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BOG WITCH
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#Monsterdon that's the saddest siren i've ever heard

That is the weakest siren I ever heard

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The bog creature is frosted like a giant Mini-Wheat #monsterdon

"He just naturally went after it. That was his nature."

"Oh Brad, I just miss him so much."

What? We're talking about the sheriff, ma'am, are you sure you didn't confuse him for someone else

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Oh my gosh, he piloted that plane using tweed?
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#Monsterdon Hoping there will be a happy ending with a bunch of dead people and also more funding towards investigating bogs

I mean, everyone went black-and-white upon death in the 70s, it was hard to get fully used to being In Living Color. #monsterdon

They gonna have a 3some?

EWWWWWWW!!!!!

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Oh, nice wings

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Don't kill the bog monster it is too cute and helpless! #Monsterdon

not enough Bog Witch
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"Our favorite icthyologist"

🙄

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"It looks fish-like." Have these people never seen a crustacean???

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This "lake" goes from being a small swampy pool to a huge lake.

OMG "Neil neil not that way not that way!"

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Great. They got a "Well Actually" guy #Monsterdon #Bog

Ooh, a pusher sailplane.

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Just me?

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I wasn't expecting the creature to be so willowy #monsterdon

The sheriff was like Drakkar Noir: a man of motion whose emotions run deep #Monsterdon

fantasy bogland greets another guest

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@LingLass "Sure, that sounds like a real thing that exists."

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#Monsterdon There's a monster eating everyone in the area and they're worried about mosquitoes??

they certainly got their Ghille. #monsterdon

It Got Neil. Was that number thirteen? I've lost count.

And the Bog Monster is sprayed down with whipping cream, good job.

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"He was a man of action. And had the IQ of a 3rd grader." #monsterdon

Neal was damn tired of this movie. #Monsterdon

We sprayed it with very scientific poison so we could take it alive! #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Neal is the first person who died that anyone apparently cares about even a little #Monsterdon

@fabio Always worked for Hank Hill #monsterdon #kingofthehill

Sudsy clean....

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Youtube ad "the real destination is the adventure itself". I don't know what it was for, since I clicked the "skip ad" button, but it seemed apropos.

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"don't kill it, sell it on eBay" -my roommate #monsterdon

#monsterdon THRILL AS THEY DOCK THEIR PLANE!

They stole from the set of a power rangers episode! :power_rangers_shrug:

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Was it on fire?
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whooooah that's a lanky monster. #monsterdon

Oh my goodness gracious, what a majestic rubber suit monster advance-and-flail manoeuvre

They should have sent a poet

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Neil volunteering his blood smell as the scent generator was clearly... working fine. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

wait so it's cool to just let the townsfolk handle the fish poison?
gotta love this sheriff 🥴

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“Blood scent generator!” “Sounds feasible” #Monsterdon

well at least we didn't see the zipper on the costume

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The jungle drums speak. What do they say?
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