who the fuck is John?
#monsterdon

The little bog creature babies fuck off into the bog!

#Monsterdon

"we'll use some jarring quick cuts to hide the fact that our monster looks like shit"
"oh no! it's not working!"
"quicker! more jarring! hurry!" #Monsterdon

And then we see eggs. #Monsterdon #Bog

[melancholy music]
[mysterious music]

#Monsterdon

Dang, cars were explosive in the 1970s. It's a miracle anyone survived driving.

#monsterdon

"swamp gas"
#monsterdon

i applauded at the car crash #monsterdon

THE END

?

#Monsterdon

Bog monster is a very naughty puppy, yes he is #monsterdon

So the Bog monster was made of polyester?

#Monsterdon #Bog

Brilliant. #monsterdon

They pinned the Bog Monster between a patrol car and a tree and the patrol car blew up!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

@jonny rooraaroaoraarooroo!

#monsterdon

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE FLATULENCE ZONE. #monsterdon

#monsterdon is the new old guy Grandpa Munster in street clothes?

Fire works on Frankenstein, so #Monsterdon

cameras working so hard not to let you see how bad that monster suit is

correct decision

#monsterdon #Bog1979

EYEBALL

#Monsterdon

It took me a minute, but I figured out what those stings from the brass section reminded me of:

The I-Beam segment from Sesame Street

#Monsterdon

This bog monster sounds an awful lot like someone recorded the snores of their dad napping. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

boop
#monsterdon

@paco Uh, is there going to be a test at the end? Because I didn't study #monsterdon

#Monsterdon is… is that growling or farting?

Sounds like a dog with the end of a towel in it's mouth

#Monsterdon #bog1979

The bog monster with voice acting lessons from Frankenstein's monster

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

BEAKER, NO!

#monsterdon #Bog1979

That auto insurance claim is going to rough.
#Monsterdon

The bog monster is almost as congested as I am.

#monsterdon #bog

The authorities have reason to believe that this was a hate crime #monsterdon

an entire monster language of bottom-burps!

#monsterdon #Bog1979

the "drive around in circles and look for something weird" plan never fails. #monsterdon

What ifs are a kopeck a verst

#Monsterdon

Bog monster gibberish asmr #monsterdon

@bunnyhero crankshaft is having a day

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Bog monster ate a percolator.

#Monsterdon #Bog

@Mikal that's the magic of #Monsterdon

it sounds like a muttering old man #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Jenson, he's headed for the lake that is clearly not a bog. *YAWN*".

wtf, the dood grunting into the microphone as the monster, oooh boy lol
#Monsterdon
#bog1979

poor bog monster has something on hist throat. Can someone please get him a mint?
#monsterdon

What-ifs are a nickel a pound? But what if you have a kilogram? #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Bog monster sounds like a moose with a diggereedoo.

#monsterdon

Rotary phone 😅

#Monsterdon #Bog

What ifs are a dime a bushel

What ifs are a quarter a tonne
#Monsterdon

that’s me murmuring every morning #Monsterdon

@Taweret
#Monsterdon #Bog

@Lazarou

and??? lol

#Monsterdon #bog1979

@neia oh okay

yeah we'd just call it 82nd street or 82nd avenue

but with a directional so you know which quadrant it's in

#monsterdon #Bog1979

_did_ the monster get her, or did she GET THE JOB DONE and burn down lab and monster?

oh right, 70s, so nevermind, of course not.

#monsterdon

The monster growling is suddenly so much worse ​:floofCry:​

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

bog monster's a big tom waites fan #monsterdon

New ringtone. #monsterdon

Oh yeah, I BET he saw it. It's not night!
#monsterdon

Bog Monster growling is getting sillier.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Infusing her. Like it's making a mocktail of her. #Monsterdon

It's just some guy making sound into a microphone with distortion on!

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Yeah, man, I make the same grumbling sounds Sunday Night too.

#monsterdon #bog

#monsterdon might enjoy Feeding Frenzy some time. It's from Red Letter Media, and... it's quite fun! It's a parody of creature-features like Gremlins, Critters, Ghoulies, and so on.

@Taweret :comfysob: noooooooo

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"Infuses her" Is that what the kids call it these days?

#monsterdon
#Bog

Very ALIENS-like climax here, but like, low-budget and much dumber

#Monsterdon

Keeping it under the grocery produce sprayer #Monsterdon

"We need to catch him before he infuses her."

Yes, Bog Witch is dead, confirmed.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Werid make out scene #monsterdon

@Taweret they'll run out of cops eventually, right? 🥴
#monsterdon

“What ifs are a nickel a pound,” coming from the guy who just speculated about everything to do with the creature.

#Monsterdon

we got our dark filters on

pity this film/transfer doesn't understand contrast. #monsterdon

that's a pretty silated spot for her lab. Was this couple running a secet meth lab?
#monsterdon

BOG LAKE

That explains it?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

No

#Monsterdon #bog1979

remember when the frogs unionized to murder a bunch of rich dillweeds? that was fun

#monsterdon

"That's preposterous, propane can't burn hot enough to melt bog monsters"
#monsterdon

@Taweret my prediction is they needed to squander a perfectly good ending opportunity to have a wet fart of an ending instead

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon cut to… more cars driving down the road! THE SUSPENSE!

Chekov's shoe

#monsterdon
#Bog

#Monsterdon Bingo!!

Oooo! Now it gets interesting. "Vital body fluids." The bog witch is breeding more monsters!

#monsterdon

What an uncouth bog creature to enter without knocking #monsterdon

@neia that's actually a thing

I didn't know it went that far east but it's a thing out here

street numbers start at one point in the county and increment 'til the boundry line

#monsterdon #Bog1979

As surely as night is day and day is night, they will catch the bog monster. And don't call me Shirley.

#Monsterdon

Oh now the talk is getting icky. Movie no. No brood talk.
#Monsterdon #Bog

Shoe!

#Monsterdon #Bog

@moira It even lines up with the music

#Monsterdon

Wait, did they ask the monster what it's preferred pronouns are?

#Monsterdon

why would Mister Science check back in on the lab on his newlywed wife. that's just _silly_. #monsterdon

@rberlim
Bring her a bouquet of lily pads? Croon her an, uh, Clutch ballad?
#Monsterdon

A nice blue night sky. #monsterdon

Where is this supposed to be taking place that has an 82nd street lol #monsterdon

How did that whole team not get exsanguinated? #Monsterdon

late afternoon posing as night shots. A #monsterdon classic!

uh-oh, I think the bog monster has a fate worse than death for the Jenny....

#Monsterdon

Implied "Monster SMACKS human" gives me #MonsterdonBingo

#Monsterdon

the woo woo woo woo cop car machine works way better than the fire engine woo woo machine

#monsterdon #Bog1979

🎶 egg sac, baby egg sac 🎶

#Monsterdon

Yep, as soon as I saw Adriana I thought "twenty-eight, maybe even thirty-three years" - that's old #monsterdon

*wakes up* I had a terrible dream I was being cucked by a giant mosquito

#monsterdon

Please don't let Ginny die, she was the brightest spot of the whole dang film

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"I just tried to call.. umm um.. " LINE #Monsterdon #Bog

@paco I think she just disappeared, but I'm watching the post feed more than the screen.

#monsterdon #bog1979