why do the monster noises sound like my late disgruntled cat

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So the Bog monster was made of polyester?

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Brilliant. #monsterdon

They pinned the Bog Monster between a patrol car and a tree and the patrol car blew up!

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@jonny rooraaroaoraarooroo!

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YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE FLATULENCE ZONE. #monsterdon

#monsterdon is the new old guy Grandpa Munster in street clothes?

Fire works on Frankenstein, so #Monsterdon

cameras working so hard not to let you see how bad that monster suit is

correct decision

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EYEBALL

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It took me a minute, but I figured out what those stings from the brass section reminded me of:

The I-Beam segment from Sesame Street

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This bog monster sounds an awful lot like someone recorded the snores of their dad napping. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

boop
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@paco Uh, is there going to be a test at the end? Because I didn't study #monsterdon

#Monsterdon is… is that growling or farting?

Sounds like a dog with the end of a towel in it's mouth

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The bog monster with voice acting lessons from Frankenstein's monster

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BEAKER, NO!

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That auto insurance claim is going to rough.
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The bog monster is almost as congested as I am.

#monsterdon #bog

The authorities have reason to believe that this was a hate crime #monsterdon

an entire monster language of bottom-burps!

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What ifs are a kopeck a verst

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the "drive around in circles and look for something weird" plan never fails. #monsterdon

Bog monster gibberish asmr #monsterdon

Lol the monster sounds exactly like a dog who's mad at the vacuum cleaner

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@bunnyhero crankshaft is having a day

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Bog monster ate a percolator.

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@Mikal that's the magic of #Monsterdon

it sounds like a muttering old man #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Jenson, he's headed for the lake that is clearly not a bog. *YAWN*".

wtf, the dood grunting into the microphone as the monster, oooh boy lol
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poor bog monster has something on hist throat. Can someone please get him a mint?
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What-ifs are a nickel a pound? But what if you have a kilogram? #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Bog monster sounds like a moose with a diggereedoo.

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Rotary phone 😅

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What ifs are a dime a bushel

What ifs are a quarter a tonne
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that’s me murmuring every morning #Monsterdon

@Taweret
#Monsterdon #Bog

@Lazarou

and??? lol

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Bog witch was the monster's girlfriend?

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_did_ the monster get her, or did she GET THE JOB DONE and burn down lab and monster?

oh right, 70s, so nevermind, of course not.

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@neia oh okay

yeah we'd just call it 82nd street or 82nd avenue

but with a directional so you know which quadrant it's in

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The monster growling is suddenly so much worse ​:floofCry:​

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bog monster's a big tom waites fan #monsterdon

New ringtone. #monsterdon

Oh yeah, I BET he saw it. It's not night!
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I think those are happy monster grumbles #Monsterdon

Bog Monster growling is getting sillier.

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Infusing her. Like it's making a mocktail of her. #Monsterdon

It's just some guy making sound into a microphone with distortion on!

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Yeah, man, I make the same grumbling sounds Sunday Night too.

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#monsterdon might enjoy Feeding Frenzy some time. It's from Red Letter Media, and... it's quite fun! It's a parody of creature-features like Gremlins, Critters, Ghoulies, and so on.

@Taweret :comfysob: noooooooo

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"Infuses her" Is that what the kids call it these days?

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Very ALIENS-like climax here, but like, low-budget and much dumber

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Keeping it under the grocery produce sprayer #Monsterdon

"We need to catch him before he infuses her."

Yes, Bog Witch is dead, confirmed.

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Werid make out scene #monsterdon

#monsterdon So, the monster infuses human women with his blood so that they can (and will willingly) mate with the monster and lay eggs?

And this is possible because it's made of cancer?

The science is a little hard to follow.

@Taweret they'll run out of cops eventually, right? 🥴
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“What ifs are a nickel a pound,” coming from the guy who just speculated about everything to do with the creature.

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we got our dark filters on

pity this film/transfer doesn't understand contrast. #monsterdon

that's a pretty silated spot for her lab. Was this couple running a secet meth lab?
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BOG LAKE

That explains it?

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No

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remember when the frogs unionized to murder a bunch of rich dillweeds? that was fun

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"That's preposterous, propane can't burn hot enough to melt bog monsters"
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@Taweret my prediction is they needed to squander a perfectly good ending opportunity to have a wet fart of an ending instead

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#Monsterdon cut to… more cars driving down the road! THE SUSPENSE!

Chekov's shoe

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#Monsterdon Bingo!!

Oooo! Now it gets interesting. "Vital body fluids." The bog witch is breeding more monsters!

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What an uncouth bog creature to enter without knocking #monsterdon

@neia that's actually a thing

I didn't know it went that far east but it's a thing out here

street numbers start at one point in the county and increment 'til the boundry line

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She dropped her shoe. This ain't Cinderella.

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As surely as night is day and day is night, they will catch the bog monster. And don't call me Shirley.

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@Lazarou They all took the "bizarre life form we've never seen before" way too much for granted, leaving it in a weak net in Jenny's lab and Jenny alone with it. But I don't think she's dead yet. I think the monster wants to make her its new Adrianna. Non-consensually. #Monsterdon #Bog

Oh now the talk is getting icky. Movie no. No brood talk.
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Shoe!

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@moira It even lines up with the music

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Wait, did they ask the monster what it's preferred pronouns are?

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why would Mister Science check back in on the lab on his newlywed wife. that's just _silly_. #monsterdon

@rberlim
Bring her a bouquet of lily pads? Croon her an, uh, Clutch ballad?
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Is this DAY POSING AS NIGHT?

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A nice blue night sky. #monsterdon

Where is this supposed to be taking place that has an 82nd street lol #monsterdon

How did that whole team not get exsanguinated? #Monsterdon

late afternoon posing as night shots. A #monsterdon classic!

uh-oh, I think the bog monster has a fate worse than death for the Jenny....

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Implied "Monster SMACKS human" gives me #MonsterdonBingo

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the woo woo woo woo cop car machine works way better than the fire engine woo woo machine

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🎶 egg sac, baby egg sac 🎶

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Yep, as soon as I saw Adriana I thought "twenty-eight, maybe even thirty-three years" - that's old #monsterdon

*wakes up* I had a terrible dream I was being cucked by a giant mosquito

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Please don't let Ginny die, she was the brightest spot of the whole dang film

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"I just tried to call.. umm um.. " LINE #Monsterdon #Bog

@paco I think she just disappeared, but I'm watching the post feed more than the screen.

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Seaplane lands on lake.

Okay, so either there are many of these creatures, i.e. a breeding population, or the single one has lived for the last 10,000 years since the glaciers retreated.

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#Monsterdon "you get to drink... from the fire hose!"